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How To Write A Vice Article (And Pax Tools A Whorenalist)

July 3, 2018 by CH

The short and soy of it:

This has been blowing up recently 🙂 I should probably upload it before someone else does #vice #howtowriteavicearticle #qualityjournalism pic.twitter.com/sEAmXBaT6w

— Adrian Alaberg (@AdrianAlaberg) June 30, 2018

Heh. Thirty seconds to cut Vice open and display its cancerous innards.

Related: Pax Dickinson trolled the fuck out of Rolling Stone whorenalist Amanda Robb. Her humiliation is a thing of beauty. If only more on the Maul-Right would treat whorenalists with this level of respect, we might finally steal their control of the Narrative from them.

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  1. on July 3, 2018 at 10:18 am mendo

    Saw that skit earlier, figured you’d eventually see it.

    The manbun he’s sporting just adds the extra soy touch to it all.

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 10:50 am trav777

      I lold

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 12:34 pm strongwhitecock

      There is a great picture of a chalk sign that reads, “Imagine the disappointment if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug. That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun.”

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 1:00 pm mendo

        Strong analogy.

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    • on July 4, 2018 at 8:16 pm Jaded Jurist

      The “meatspin” effect on the first blue d!ldo was the cherry on top

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  2. on July 3, 2018 at 10:18 am Oswald Spengler

    He’s a soy-disant author.

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  3. on July 3, 2018 at 10:22 am Ryu

    Sure, liberals have a lack of originality. A slick programmer could probably write most “News and Jews” articles up today. That’s why smart WNs stop NAJing and TDOing. (The Daily Outrage).

    …but WNs aren’t in a much better boat.

    Lack of originality is a big problem today. Prob an end of empire issue. Most of the content is a copy of a copy of a copy.

    WN who still have the genetic capability should be taking alot more risk with their WN style.

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 10:39 am Chase

      It’s irony, snark, sarcasm, and poison all the way down. I’d hoped Trump would usher in an age of sincerity and earnestness, and maybe he will soon, but it certainly has t happened yet.

      I should note I’m guilty of all of the above, as much as I try not to indulge. It’s a defense mechanism against the awfulness of post-modern America. One can only expose one’s self and be burned so many times before the hardened shell of nihilism returns.

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 10:48 am trav777

        a diseased forest has to burn first

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 11:14 am Ryu

        If you’re going to be a nihilist, take that mofo all the way down.

        Jesus Christ could be president, and he couldn’t drain the swamp. It is too deep. There will be no collapse until the 1% say so.

        Post modern America is HEAVEN for some. You’re probably a working class white boy, so it is hell for you (and me).

        Just watched a video by a nigger PUA who works for RSD; Madison is his name. Do you know he pulls better white girls than most white PUAs?

        It’s helping me embrace the nigger mindset. I think the hedonists are right. Fuck bitches, lift weights, eat and sleep good.

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 2:54 pm oink

        Chiaburi am fost, si Chiaburi vom fi
        Toata vremea cat vom trai!

        Negro-emulators – get OUT!

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 3:21 pm Dread Forman

        “Just watched a video”

        Is that how aspiring WN should spend their days, Ryu? Watching videos of niggers taking money off European saps?

        “It’s helping me embrace the nigger mindset. I think the hedonists are right. Fuck bitches, lift weights, eat and sleep good.”

        Don’t forget .gov employment

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 6:17 pm Ryu

        Toldja brah, the nigger mindset.

        You can spend your days working for the jew-boss.

        I’d rather lift, PU babes, poolside, and all that. Fuck work.

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 6:47 pm Sentient

        Eork gor the jew boss? Who ya think the nog is dancing for schlomo?

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 7:03 pm Greg Eliot

        Ryu, miss us with the cuck soft porn, will ya?

        THIS… IS… WHY… WE… LOSE.:mad:

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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      • on July 4, 2018 at 8:14 pm Red

        Agent (((Ryu))) finds an excuse to slip a little demoralization into another fun post.

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      • on July 5, 2018 at 9:39 pm Agent X

        @Elliot why the half measures.

        How about you “miss us” with the niggertalk too. Nothing personal, I know the draw, but we have to ditch the concept of niggertalking to be cool.

        Trump doesn’t niggertalk.

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      • on July 7, 2018 at 12:52 am Corinth Arkadin

        https://plus.google.com/110604852157632250230

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  4. on July 3, 2018 at 10:30 am How To Write A Vice Article | @the_arv

    […] How To Write A Vice Article […]

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  5. on July 3, 2018 at 11:02 am The Spirit Within

    Somebody should tell this toxically masculine Drunk Uncle supporter that sarcasm isn’t funny.

    [CH: that you didn’t laugh is high praise for pax]

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 11:04 am Major7

      Oh yes it is, you just proved it.

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 11:15 am cynthia

      Then I’m sure you’ll be equally appreciative of another bit of comic book related trolling:

      LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on July 3, 2018 at 11:17 am Major7

      Or maybe you’re satire. I need to look it up.

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 1:29 pm hans

      Heh, funneh..

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  6. on July 3, 2018 at 11:05 am Sentient

    Epic epic troll…

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  7. on July 3, 2018 at 11:12 am cynthia

    OT perhaps, but that Pax Dickinson piece may be related to a brewing storm in the comic book world. There’s this thing going on right now called “Comicsgate,” which is essentially normal fans figuring out that their hobby has been taken over by SJW nut jobs. Also, there are a couple of right-wing comic professionals who are turning to self-publishing, and this seems to be driving the comic book world absolutely insane.

    The most notable of these is Ethan Van Sciver, who’s raised almost half a million dollars for his Cyberfrog book. He committed the terrible sin of voting for Trump, and the Left is out for blood. He was interviewed for this Rolling Stone article too.

    Might seem stupid or “fringe” to some guys around here, but taking back the publishing world and by extension, pop culture, should be of supreme importance to everybody.

    [CH: agreed. revolution starts at the extremities and works its way inward to the beating heart of the enemy.]

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 11:38 am mendo

      Star Wars is finding itself in this mess as well, what with the filmmakers and producers blaming the failures of Solo and the poor reception of The Last Jedi on White men who can’t handle strong women characters.

      I’ve been keeping tabs on this for some time now and those White men not yet fully RP are starting to wake up. A few I’d say are purple pilled so there’s hope, but several others have some good YT channels and are good entries for normies one might know about to serve an intro for more hardcore info.

      TL;DR—KathleanedIn Kennedy rode the coattails of more successful and talented filmmakers to become the head of Lucasfilm and imparted her feminist agenda to the Star Wars only for it to spectacularly backfire on her

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 12:26 pm TLM

        Funny you bring up The Last Jedi. Came on Netflix yesterday, couldn’t get past the first 5 minutes with the infantile X-wing fighter attempting to troll the bad guy commander. It was really bad, and super cheesy. Made me want to pine for those fucking ewoks from the 80’s.

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 12:39 pm strongwhitecock

        Every body is a victim. If a movie fails it’s because of evil, racist, bigot, x-phobic, toxically masculine, straight, old, White, Christian men. Couldn’t be that the movie just sucked.

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    • on July 3, 2018 at 5:15 pm NothingMan00

      Comics, at least the big name comics, have always been very jewed. At least in past decades they’d cater to straight white males with just touches of subversion thrown in to the various series, but now you aren’t getting published unless you’re putting out nonstop “woke” pink haired shit that appeals to no one in the core audience of readers. That’s the reason I have TBs of digital copies of old Conan the Barbarian + various fringe /outsider comics saved on my hard drive. I expect all physical remnants of any of that stuff to be shoah’d any day now.

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 6:18 pm cynthia

        Marvel apparently has been completely overrun. DC is still somewhat healthy but it won’t hold out forever. I know most comic book companies were founded and run by Jews, but that just begs the question… why aren’t the Jews protecting their assets?

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 7:05 pm Greg Eliot

        Why aren’t the jews protecting their assets?

        Pay attention, girl… we’ve discussed the Big Tell of evil innumerable times.

        Might as well as “Why doesn’t Satan repent?”

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  8. on July 3, 2018 at 11:13 am Augustus Tilton

    What happened to vice? Seems like at one time they had some interesting articles.

    [CH: like all businesses overrun by oys, soys and grrls, vice converged.]

    LikeLiked by 1 person


    • on July 3, 2018 at 11:15 am Ryu

      Yeah, if it ain’t 1488, it WILL be cucked soon.

      That’s the new rule. 1488 or gay as fuck.

      LikeLiked by 2 people


    • on July 3, 2018 at 1:06 pm Scanman

      Soys, Oys, and Grrrls..

      SOG

      WTF happened to Star Wars?

      Got SOGed, bro…

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 1:19 pm mendo

        Soy Wars: A New Grope

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 2:26 pm Major7

        The Empire Kikes Black

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 3:11 pm Big-Al

        Star Wars: Return of the White Guy

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 5:14 pm oink

        Return of the Whyte Goy

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 7:06 pm Greg Eliot

        A New Rope

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      • on July 3, 2018 at 10:09 pm hans

        The Jews actually like to fire her, but are too cucked.

        Star Wars will die.

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      • on July 4, 2018 at 8:48 am oink

        no, not the All-Mighty shoos? ((they)) cannot get rid of a mick poz-skank?

        What next, you’ll tell me they don’t acshully call the shots in this here fair putridan land?

        BLASPHEMY!

        What would be Massa without his universally-despised frontrunning ((scapegoats))? He might even have to take responsibility for a few of last century’s shenanigans!

        Perish the thought! Repent, blasphemer!

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      • on July 4, 2018 at 8:51 am oink

        P.S.

        Massa is wise for keeping you Lutheran types away from the levers of power!

        Y’all might inadvertently expose the entire charade!

        LikeLike


  9. on July 4, 2018 at 3:44 pm james wilson

    Waitaminute, that’s Amanda Robb’s face AFTER surgury?

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