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Debt-Free, Virgin, No Tattoos: Choose Any Two

July 20, 2018 by CH

Naresh poses a thought experiment,

Here is a question

If you have to pick a woman who only has 2 out 3 which two would you want in her

Under 25, under a buck-25.

haha, true but not what you asked. Ok, here goes:

I’d choose no debt and virgin. My thinking: A girl can’t recapture lost virginity, and between the two slut tells — debt and tats — the former will wind up costing me more than the latter. (M2F wealth transference is almost unavoidable in any relationship lasting longer than three months.)

Also, tats on a girl are a powerful indicator that she bangs like a beast.

Yes, I know how unlikely it is that a tatted virgin exists in the wild. This was a thought experiment, after all.

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  1. on July 20, 2018 at 11:16 am DA GBFM LZOZOZZOZLZLZLZZL

    Da GBFM chooses
    1. Debt-Free, Virgin
    and
    2. No Tattoos

    dat is why da gbfm is singzlzozlzlzozozlzozlzozozlzol

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 11:22 am DA GBFM LZOZOZZOZLZLZLZZL

      it is a rule at many mid-tier iuniveirtsietsez
      dat when a womanz graduatetesz
      after da five years of butthetxing and desoulinzgzlzozozo
      she must tattoo her student debt amount on her hymen
      lzozozozllzoozo

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  2. on July 20, 2018 at 11:16 am Damn Crackers

    Tattoo removal might cost more than student loans. OTOH, you could cut out the middle man and just get her Left-Hand Latinx Womyn’s Studies diploma made into a tramp stamp.

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  3. on July 20, 2018 at 11:20 am mendo

    On that note, a girl that has tattoos is not a virgin, so there’s goeth that combo.

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  4. on July 20, 2018 at 11:23 am Ryu

    I’m not sure why the debt thing matters.

    Embrace the nigger mindset. Niggers don’t care about debt. If you don’t want to pay, stop doing it.

    Work as little as possible, get those gibbs, don’t own anything in your own name. Alot of those HUD niggers have more babies than the richest and “most successful” whites.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 11:31 am Red

      What next agent (((Ryu)))? Do we start shitting in the street too?

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 11:38 am Cracker

      no

      besides the fact that taking on the habits of nogs is always a bad idea, it’s not only about the debt that she already has.

      the fact that a girl would rack up that much debt in the first place is an issue

      it’s a sign she is dumb, bad with money, has no sense of responsibility or cause and effect, and she will be the type to spend out of control the whole time you are with her. she will always have a justification for why she is spending on this or that and if you don’t let her do it, she will resent you for it

      never wise to pair up with a shortsighted woman who is bad with money and values having things more than ensuring a secure future for you and your own.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:59 am Captain Obvious

        “besides the fact that taking on the habits of nogs is always a bad idea”

        Cracker, I gotta strongly strongly disagree there.

        From the point of view of Darwinian Nihilism, if honoring debts causes the White Race to vanish into extinction, whereas if dis-honoring debts allows the n!gger race to persevere, then that one’s a no-brainer.

        Life before Death, muh brutha.

        Life before Death.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 12:10 pm Cracker

        yeah, i see your point

        better is to not be stupid enough to take on huge debts in the first place.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 12:31 pm Captain Obvious

        “better is to not be stupid enough to take on huge debts in the first place.”

        Right.

        But just the other night, I was listening to Dave Ramsey on the radio, and I got to wondering how you could waifu a chick with massive student loan debt without ever being forced to repay any of it.

        It would help if she went off the grid, so that the loan officers couldn’t hunt her down, and you’d need to set up all of the physical deeds [house, car, boat] so that they were in your name only, and you’d need separate checking accounts, etc etc etc.

        In particular, it would really help if she were sufficiently disciplined so as to never allow any sort of reporting agency to learn of her street address with you [long term, setting up a fake street address would be some work – for instance, you’d need a fake street address every time she went in for a driver’s license renewal].

        But with a little work, I bet you could simply “disappear” her off of the financial grid, and you could waifu her and have a big family and [at least in many states] there wouldn’t be a d@mned thing that the moneylenders could do about it [even if they did discover that she was living with you].

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 12:39 pm Captain Obvious

        >>> “you’d need to set up all of the physical deeds [house, car, boat] so that they were in your name only”

        If you were worried about a chick fleecing you in a d!vorce r@pe, then you could leverage her student loan debt against her [in a scheme like this] so as to make certain that there was no communal property which she would be entitled to in a d!vorce.

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  5. on July 20, 2018 at 11:25 am elooie

    I like CH’s two picks. Young and skinny. The rest are inputs to help determine how long I keep them around.

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  6. on July 20, 2018 at 11:27 am whereiscourtney

    I’ll flip it for the females:
    Debt-free and not a virgin (one of us has to know what the hell we’re doing!) Tatts aren’t a dealbreaker for me, and I’d say for most women, as long as they’re minimal, meaningful, and in decent spots. I hate guys covered in tattoos… Reminds me of gangbangers and guys who just try too dang hard to be edgy.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 11:44 am Chase

      I’ve been aesthetically put off by tattoos for as long as I can remember – the only thing I could see getting one for is their traditional use: to bind a group of men together, in time and place (basically, a band of brothers in a war). That’s the use for their permanence. What did I value when I was 18 that I still do? The only thing I can think is my family coat of arms, but meh. It probably would have been the Denver fucking Broncos. Since everything having to do with the faux tribalism of (((organized))) sports now repulses me, glad I skipped.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 2:11 pm mendo

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      • on July 22, 2018 at 9:39 am Belle Igerent

        Once the head was blown off (and dog tags lost) , the individual was still identifiable by the bee/tiger/mermaid/etc and squadron details. Very pragmatic.

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  7. on July 20, 2018 at 11:29 am Tiberius

    A virgin that has tattoos? I bet she can suck and blow you at the same time.

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  8. on July 20, 2018 at 11:39 am Debt-Free, Virgin, No Tattoos: Choose Any Two | @the_arv

    […] Debt-Free, Virgin, No Tattoos: Choose Any Two […]

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  9. on July 20, 2018 at 11:42 am Anonymous

    Lots of young, white, tattoo-free kind-hearted virgins that want marriage and babies here in Newfoundland! Can’t guarantee debt-free though! The beautiful accent makes up for it.

    [CH: newfies are cuties!]

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 12:33 pm Captain Obvious

      Sounds like Heaven on earth.

      SRSLY.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 8:33 pm earl

      In feminist-cucked Canada? That sounds like some sort of homeschool enclave shielded from the rest of the pozzed country.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 10:22 pm Agent X

        Its literally an island accessible only by boats. Unlikely a bridge will ever be built to it as the only closest feasible land is virtually impossible to get to by road anyway. Or so far that ferries will always be almost a day faster.

        The nogs go for the cities and the gibs. The Maritimes are pretty based, especially the farther east and north you go. I was in Nova Scotia with a Trump sticker soon after the election and a bunch of people wanted pictures of it.

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  10. on July 20, 2018 at 12:02 pm Carlos Danger

    Women will always want you to pay for them. Its their DNA. If you have money, most will find a way to stop working.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 12:34 pm Captain Obvious

      They pay their way by pushing out [and nurturing and raising] your progeny.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 3:08 pm Based Papist

      A woman who is willing to stop working and stay home raising your children is the ideal.

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  11. on July 20, 2018 at 1:11 pm mikeraw

    i was recently engaged to a girl 12 years my junior that checked all three boxes.

    i’m currently dating another virgin (a friend of the ex) who’s a virgin, no debt, but has a tattoo. a ballerina, to boot.

    they’re out there.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 1:24 pm Captain Obvious

      Why did the eng@gement fall through?

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 1:53 pm mikeraw

        not sure. but factors included interference from her SJW friends, i was not Catholic enough, immaturity in that she wanted to see the world, not fully in love, maybe a little beta backslide in my end. probably for the best, though. there was obviously a big class difference and she would’ve pulled me down over time.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 1:54 pm mikeraw

        and the Catholic thin was the giveaway that she wasn’t totally in love because i go to mass daily.

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    • on July 30, 2018 at 9:43 pm Newdist

      > a virgin, but has a tattoo

      Yeah right.

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  12. on July 20, 2018 at 3:06 pm Based Papist

    No tats virgin with debt is your best option. You can pay the debt, you can’t take off the tats or turn a slut back into a virgin. Money means very little, you’ll earn a lot of it in a lifetime. The many many children you should be planning on will cost much more than her debts.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 3:16 pm Greg Eliot

      Bravo! My attitude always was the equivalent of “Money? Pfft… I’ll just go out and make more.”

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 5:30 pm Cracker

      i agree for the most part

      although you do have to consider why she has a lot of debt.

      did she make one stupid mistake and get a student loan because that was the bad advice she got from her parents, teachers, college advisor?

      or does she have a history of overspending and making unwise decisions that negatively impact her future?

      if it’s the latter, not only will you be saddled with her existing debt, you’ll also be battling with her for the rest of your time with her because she’s materialistic, is not future time oriented, careless with money, and has no impulse control.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 9:11 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

      Virgin with no tats probably has not gone to Karousel Kollege and therefore has no debt.

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  13. on July 20, 2018 at 5:17 pm dvdivx

    Throwing a girl out because she is the wrong class is about as smart as smoking crystal meth.
    Real reasons: Skank, mudsharking, not white, old, low IQ, ugly, fat. Class/caste bs only applies to shitskin Indians.

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  14. on July 20, 2018 at 8:31 pm earl

    No cocks and no artwork. Women will put you into debt one way or the other…so if I can get pure womb and body for kids it’s worth it.

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  15. on July 21, 2018 at 6:14 am George

    No kneeling black employees at Chick-Fil-A: https://youtu.be/rUDfj7CWYDo

    NFL take notice…

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  16. on July 21, 2018 at 8:23 am CMC

    Cats, tats, pit-bull.

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  17. on July 21, 2018 at 1:10 pm Hey now

    I was thinking about why this was causing such an uproar amongst the XX crowd, and it finally dawned on me that it preselects women based on their choices, not externalities that they couldn’t control. And I have yet to meet a woman that takes full responsibility for her choices. Debt, tats, and sex are all choices she made (absent the occasional sexual assault). Physical beauty, inherited wealth, social class, education, natural intelligence, kindness, manners…all things she either owes to nature or her parents, and therfore escapes responsibility if she doesn’t meet the standard. Of course, women preselect men based on these attributes, but are loathe to have the same standard applied to them.

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  18. on July 21, 2018 at 1:41 pm Rotten

    I read some study somewhere (probably this blog a few years ago) that 99.1% of tatto’d women have been with more than 3 men.

    Three men isn’t a lot, but a tatto is a better indicator that a woman isn’t a virgin than almost anything else (including “tightness”)

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  19. on July 21, 2018 at 1:57 pm Anonymous

    Debt-free, virgin. If that’s not possible, debt-free and no tattoos.

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  20. on July 22, 2018 at 12:23 am Ted

    hey whatever happened to that faggot “Hipster Racist” ?

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  21. on July 22, 2018 at 9:44 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

    The tattoo craze has been spreading amongst Australian women like sh*t on a wool blanket.

    Any woman 18-40 without at least one tattoo is becoming an anomaly.

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  22. on July 23, 2018 at 6:27 am Roy

    Most people I see with tatoos around here would rank a 6 or lower. Mostly fat and lower than a 6. Men and women.

    It doesn’t look good. They don’t look good.

    One day at the gym I noticed a new member: early 20s blonde, tanned, very nice figure, working out.

    I looked over at her from the squat rack (heh) and saw what I thought was either a damn tarantula or an awful burn scar on her shoulder. I walked past her and noted it was a tatoo of some wierd eastern bullshit, and that she had a matching ugly think on her left thigh.

    What a terrible addition to what was otherwise an attractive fit young White woman.

    Had I been single and in the market, she would only qualify as pump and dump. Tattoos on a woman= low time preference, narcissism, and a history of bad decisions

    Total deal breaker IMO.

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  23. on July 23, 2018 at 1:38 pm Sun Tzu

    Hahaha

    70% of tattoo removal service is by women!

    https://www.freshstartlaserclinic.com/articles/tattoo-removal-statistics-2017/

    So women do use their brains!

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  24. on July 23, 2018 at 7:51 pm Jay Fink

    I just need to choose one…tattoos…my biggest turnoff ever.

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  25. on July 24, 2018 at 10:36 am Tam the Bam

    Tattoos on a girl are like the tread wear indicators on a tire. If you can see them without searching it means she’s high=mileage, all worn-out and ready for a deadly blowout. Get it changed immediately.

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  26. on July 25, 2018 at 6:05 pm Anonymous

    Virgin and Debt-Free by far. I’m poor as shit and wouldn’t want to possibly get played into paying off her dumbfuck debts like private student loans for her wimmins studies or history degree. Virgin is self-explanatory, of course.

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