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Tattoo Rule Of Thumb

July 20, 2018 by CH

From Henry Mueller,

I miss the days when tattoos were only the hallmark of scumbags. Now they’re billboards for sluts and f@ggots.

There’s a “male” in one of my martial arts classes who fits the prototype: tall, thin, pale, nice, self-effacing, problem glasses. His noodly arms are covered shoulder to fingertips with a hideous hurricane of ink.

I find that almost more offensive than the tragedy of a beautiful woman tainting her virgin skin. At least some of them are intense and can fuck like beasts.

“He’s got a beard and menacing looking tattoos. My girl could definitely take him.”

Clown world indeed.

Tattoo rule of thumb:

Don’t (if you’re a girl).

If you’re a man, the size of your muscles should be larger than the expanse which the tattoo occupies. If you have noodle arms, no one will tremble before your steampunk butterfly tattoo that starts and finishes all the way around your concave bicep, leaving you looking like a domestic abuse victim.

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  1. on July 20, 2018 at 9:35 am Captain Obvious

    If I had any d@ughters, I wouldn’t allow them to m@rry a guy with tats.

    [Possible exception for the USMC, but that would be about all.]

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 9:46 am Titus

      Appreciate that, Cap.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:33 am DA GBFM LZOZOZZOZLZLZLZZL

      da gbfm only has one tat:

      your mom chiseled it on while da gbfm was sleepinzgzlzzzz

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:35 am Ryu

      Why would you let a man be a killer for the USG (the Marines) and not a killer in other areas (or better yet, for himself)?

      Marines are whores. They’d attack anyone here or invade any white country if their ((( masters))) ordered it.

      The type of man who really deserves to wear tattoos would just take your daughter – permission or not. Normies have no power over real criminals.

      Tattoos have a real significance in the criminal world.

      Subconsciously, even normies “know” that the only solution is crime / violence. They are imitating the real alphas of the world. Tattoos are earned by criminals.

      From “Eastern Promises” on the Russian Mafia:

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 10:42 am stg58animalmother

        I love to hear libertarian faggots whine about me and my tattoos.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:26 am Tully

        Eat a dick, faggot. Say that to a Marine, face to face. Watch what happens.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:35 am Red

        Stg58animalmother Aren’t you the jew who had a melt down defending the tribe on Vox’s blog

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:37 am Red

        Agent (((Ryu))) how many niggers and kikes have you killed then?

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:55 am stg58animalmother

        Red,

        I’m not Jewish, fuckhead. The discussion was about circumcision, and I was ridiculing the anti circumcision obsessives who resemble MRA and feminist types.

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      • on July 21, 2018 at 8:36 am dzhugashvili

        I’m not Jewish, fuckhead. The discussion was about circumcision, and I was ridiculing the anti circumcision obsessives

        I believe this is what the the Tribe refer to as a “sabbat goy”, one who performs necessary services which the Ubermenschen feel are beneath them.

        After all, who are the stupid goyim to decide what should be done with their dicks? They’re just mindless cattle; such questions are for the Master Race to determine.

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      • on July 21, 2018 at 11:14 am stg58animalmother

        Whatever dude

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      • on July 23, 2018 at 4:06 am HungarianPatriot

        Lmfao for once Ryu spits some truth and the losers come out of the woodwork to defend “muh mariiiinez” Aren’t the majority of them nowadays POCs anyway? Keep clinging to you subverted social institutions
        *rubs hands together*

        And yeah animal mother was the dipsh!te over at Vox Popoli arguing that little goys should have their tips cut n sucked just like the little YKWs lozozlol

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      • on July 23, 2018 at 5:52 pm stg58animalmother

        Didn’t argue that at all, Hungarian. Good job on misrepresentation.

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  2. on July 20, 2018 at 9:37 am Hugh Jenniks

    As Mark Twain said -“Better to remain uninked and be thought a fool, than to get a tattoo and remove all doubt.”

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  3. on July 20, 2018 at 9:39 am SB71

    My niece just defaced her body for the second time with a horrible tattoo. My response when she showed me – “hmmm.” I doubt it deters her from doing it again, but at least she knows one older male in her family doesn’t approve.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 2:02 pm Hugh Mann

      Tats on a UK male used to mean either

      a) sailor – iirc King George VI had one
      b) biker
      c) prisoner

      And on ladies they meant

      a) circus freak

      Now they are all over both sexes and it’s not pretty.

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  4. on July 20, 2018 at 9:40 am Titus

    Or there are those of us who wear our tattoos for our trials doing shit civil society sends hard men to do. My combat wings, the names of my fallen men, and the word infidel in the tongue of my sworn enemy will be with me always.

    Decoration for decoration’s sake is narcissism and faggotry. Like wearing a medal you don’t rate being the epitome of cowardice, as it goes with tattoos. Little kids are exempt.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:14 am Feral Sigma

      I was never in the military, but I earned my tattoo doing stints in the county lockup with mass murderers and living on skid row.

      Nothing pisses me off more than the sight of some sleeved-out millennial who’s never missed a meal in his life or never even been in a fistfight. Those tats need to be earned.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:39 am Ryu

      Do hard shit for your race – not your jew and mino masters.

      Anyone who salutes you for serving the Beast is a cuck. If you served the US miliary, you have NOTHING to be proud of.

      You served our greatest enemy and got paid for it, Judus.

      There are only two whites soldiers who deserve any metals: Eric Rudolph and Tim McVeigh.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:26 am Carlos Danger

        You will have tough time fighting your civil war without infantry training and conditioning

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:38 am Red

        So what hard shit have you done for your race (((Ryu)))?

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 5:21 pm Scanman

      Titus, who is your “sworn enemy”?

      And why?

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm Titus

        The Mozzlem. Sure, he and I might share common disdain of the Jew, and the Jew May have sent me and my brothers to fight him, but in that regards the enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

        Even without the influence of the Jew in Western society, the followers of the magic meteor are Waterford clear in their motive— displacement and conquest of my people and my land.

        I didn’t need my time in the sandshitbox to teach me that.

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      • on July 21, 2018 at 8:48 am dzhugashvili

        Even without the influence of the Jew in Western society, the followers of the magic meteor are Waterford clear in their motive — displacement and conquest of my people and my land.

        Sure, it’s a well-known fact that Mozzlems rule America. Everybody can see that.

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  5. on July 20, 2018 at 9:49 am Tattoo Rule Of Thumb | @the_arv

    […] Tattoo Rule Of Thumb […]

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  6. on July 20, 2018 at 9:53 am racerxx

    To me tats on a girl remind me of urban graffiti; artistic display of all those who’ve been there already.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:02 am Captain Obvious

      I’ve been thinking a lot about graffiti lately.

      There’s some very weird lower-class neurological & psychological sh!znat going on there, but it’s gonna take me a while to put my finger on it.

      If I am even capable of understanding it.

      The G0d’s honest truth might be that the people who built the civilizations which did NOT engage in graffiti are probably very far outliers on the bell curve for human behavior.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 10:04 am Captain Obvious

        Just the very idea that you should write on a piece of paper rather than writing on the wall likely requires a degree of Cluster C obsessiveness & compulsiveness that is probably being unbred out of existence as we speak.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 10:05 am Captain Obvious

        And G0d only knows what effect the restriction to computer/pad/phone screens will have on young boys’ desire to draw pictures.

        Do boys who get sucked into gaming even draw anymore?

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:18 am Ryu

        Graffiti is a gateway crime to more serious work.

        You’ve got to be able to avoid witnesses, leaving evidence, and get away clean.

        Not everyone can do it. Acting without permission is very rare today. Most white men can’t do it anymore.

        There used to be a subversive anti-capitalist Brit named BankSys.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 2:13 pm Hugh Mann

        It’s a sad life that you have to fill by spraying your tag over a city. Poor little white boys.

        https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jun/19/tributes-graffiti-artists-killed-loughborough-junction-train-london

        Jack Gilbert, 23, from Bush Hill Park, Enfield, “died doing something he loved”, a family statement said – FFS! Pointlessly vandalising property?

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:57 am J.B

      Yes like her tattoo artist. So we agree all hoes with tats are slutty rite? No exceptions.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 11:50 am Nads

      Tats on a girl are like the little fly painted on a urinal – a target for leaves your johnson.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 4:15 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      Yep, nothing screams “quality person” like treating your body like a litter-filled freeway underpass.

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  7. on July 20, 2018 at 9:58 am Oswald Spengler

    If one is under fifty years old, it’s more of a countercultural statement to have skin unmarked by ink than to be tatted up like some cannibal savage.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:06 am Captain Obvious

      ^^^^^^THIS x 6 gorillion.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:09 am Feral Sigma

      I’d set the mark around 35, but yeah, you’re right.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 10:30 am CalvinDecline

      It’s like everyone’s favorite former professor JP says:

      “growing up and being useful is the new counter culture”

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 11:06 am Ryu

        Juden PeterStein is a jew plant. Growing up and being useful….to the jews and the mino machine. No thanks bro. You can pay those phatty taxes, JP.

        Screw that. Be useful to yourself. Let the USA burn to the ground.

        We can’t wagecuck because it is intolerable and we can’t eradicate the minos because of the Surveillence State. Go poolside and be a hedonist.

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      • on July 21, 2018 at 4:58 am James

        Obviously. Anyone in the media is allowed opposition. Heartsite too, to some extent.

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  8. on July 20, 2018 at 10:08 am dvdivx

    A close friend of mine’s dad had a tatoo of the ship he was on that sank in Pearl Harbor. Never talked about it and it was in the crappy blue ink they used back then. My grandfather who was an alcoholic had tattoos from when he was in the navy. Was wanted for the murder of 3 men in Mexico but not enough proof to extradite him. He was small and wiry. I’d bet against any MMA fighter though if he had a knife. So no tattoos aren’t bad. I don’t have one but soy boys going to numale grimace with or without tattoos. It does look crappy on chicks but its just advising their broken slutty nature and sleeve tattoos on men just say they are herd animals.

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  9. on July 20, 2018 at 10:11 am TLM

    Long time ago remember dude getting Airborne wings tattooed on his chest prior to finishing the course at Benning, then he washed out with a broken ankle. Too funny.

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  10. on July 20, 2018 at 10:21 am modsquad

    I told my boys since they were five, the day they come home with a tattoo or body piercing is the day they move out. They managed to get through their teen years unscathed and remain that way. I also told them any tattoo on a girl is her way of declaring to the world she’ll never marry a man who can make over $40k per year.

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  11. on July 20, 2018 at 10:25 am Hackett To Bits

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 11:38 am Carlos Danger

      That’s wife material there! I can’t imagine a bigger boner killer

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 2:18 pm Hugh Mann

      You have to say that is sort of funny. Fair play to her, especially if she’s pretty – that would be a REAL shit test. But she’ll be old one day – maybe she could change it to be Beef Supreme from Idiocracy.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 4:12 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      Look how wide that “canvas” is. She’s not pretty, that’s a nailed-on gear-ron-teed fact.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 5:24 pm Scanman

      The red star at the bottom is perfect.

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  12. on July 20, 2018 at 10:37 am Tiberius

    To men with any testosterone tattoos are a symbol of accomplishment or hardship. If your life hasn’t been truly at risk for an appreciable amount of time, haven’t been named chieftain of a tribe of savages or made an ever lasting blood pact then you haven’t done anything worthy of marking your body. To soyboys and females it’s just “art” on their skin.

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  13. on July 20, 2018 at 10:44 am seldom seen

    the same people who need explaining why tats or muscles are ugly on a woman are the same who believe that there are girls who like nice guys.

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  14. on July 20, 2018 at 10:46 am Eternity Matters

    Tattoos are a great way of saying, “I can’t think 15 minutes into the future. It would be a mistake to hire or date me.”

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 5:49 pm stg58animalmother

      Most of the time sure.

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  15. on July 20, 2018 at 10:56 am john milton

    The tattoo rule of thumb in my world is the T/t ratio. If the tattoo/teeth ration is > 1, the guy is destined for an early grave from a drug overdose. The lower the T/t ratio the better.

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  16. on July 20, 2018 at 10:56 am Nads

    My thought on tats: if an effort to broadcast their individuality, why do people all end up with the same limited number of tattoos?

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  17. on July 20, 2018 at 11:24 am Tatless & Beardless

    Funny how most, if not everyone here dislikes them too. Perhaps one confirming your commitment to your r@ce and nation is maybe too far or acceptable I don’t know, but I would have thought anyone would want to keep that quiet.

    For me, any girl that even gets a small one is a step into the darkness, much like trying out a bl@ck man. A red flag. Sat@n has her vexed already.

    Modern men; on beta males, it just makes them look ghey and effeminate, why the hell would anyone want to tell some mysterious sob story to the public in the most ugly hideous fashion? Work on your life.

    And the so-called Alphas, why pay homage to another tribe? What other tribes have achieved isn’t worth bothering with….just low level cuck0ldry if you ask me.

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  18. on July 20, 2018 at 11:36 am Greg Eliot

    My God wants me to keep the temple o’ me soul plain… youse yeggs do what you want.

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    • on July 20, 2018 at 5:27 pm Scanman

      I have a few well-earned scars.

      Good enough for me.

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      • on July 20, 2018 at 9:35 pm Lord of the Gulf Stream

        Chicks dig scars. More than tattoos.

        I’ve got plenty

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      • on July 22, 2018 at 12:55 am Discard

        Tattoos are the wannabes’ substitute for scars.

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    • on July 21, 2018 at 12:13 pm rzymo

      Yeggs? That sounds like (((tribe))) talk.

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      • on July 23, 2018 at 6:56 am Greg Eliot

        Film noir parlance from a by-gone era… last time I heard it was Miller’s Crossing.

        “We only take yeggs what’s been to college.”

        Who knows, maybe it originated with a kike screenw-r-i-t-e-r… but it amuses me, and ah speaks what ah finds droll.

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      • on July 23, 2018 at 6:57 am Greg Eliot

        Really, CH? w-r-i-t-e-r triggers ghey mod?

        (((shakin’ mah haid)))

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  19. on July 20, 2018 at 11:56 am clarence boddiker

    I find it odd that a lot of strippers seem to use their money to get repuslive tats.

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  20. on July 20, 2018 at 12:25 pm NothingMan00

    I was just thinking that no matter how many mixed / mystery meat / fag / whatever degenerate couples and families you see in modern (((advertising))) you never see anyone with tattoos. If the actor or model has them, they’re ‘shopped out.

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  21. on July 20, 2018 at 12:43 pm Augustus Tilton

    I “earned” a number of different tattoos by being in the military and the oilfield and other pursuits, but there’s so many posers who appropriated tattoos I’ve just decided to skip them all.

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  22. on July 20, 2018 at 2:18 pm key

    “Not all men that have tattoos are criminals, but all criminals have tattoos”
    Theodore Dampyryle

    for sailors, a practical basis for tradition of tattoos is that if they were lost at sea, upon discovery, they could be given a Christian burial (similarly apocryphal, a gold earing would compensate for the price of said burial)

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  23. on July 20, 2018 at 4:12 pm Hitler is our pal

    A sign of degeneracy and herdism. Something to destroy beauty. ((( They ))) love to destroy anything good.

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  24. on July 20, 2018 at 11:29 pm Sun Tzu

    Don’t forget decent looking chicks with short hair, nose/face piercings and tats. I have to avoid looking at them without puking. When I have to actively avoid looking at a 20 year old woman, there is something wrong. Anytime I crash a event filled with libtards (Pride parades, Trump protests, 420 etc) they are everywhere. My friend once said that 420 had the most disgusting chicks he has ever seen.

    I don’t like tatoos on men either, but I think tatoos (and piercings) will get you tail.

    At least the girls in the local church keep their hair long, weight down, and tatoos off.

    I don’t even know where all these short hair, fatty, face piercings and tatoo phase come from. Hollywood is still filled with long hair, slim and piercing-less women

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    • on July 21, 2018 at 9:07 am dzhugashvili

      Short hair could be explained as an experiment, and is 100% reversible.

      Tattoos (on women) and facial piercings are symptoms of serious mental disorders. (blue/green hair may also be.) One would do well to avoid such persons; it would be convenient if mental illness was always so obvious.

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      • on July 21, 2018 at 11:17 pm DissesMYisland

        +1…I know Sexy Latina spinner (5’0”, 90 lbs, fake D cups, smart) who had gorgeous thick and LONG black hair. She was talking about cutting it shorter and I advised her not to. She did it anyway (still shoulder length). Two months later she’s regretting it and actively growing it back.

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  25. on July 21, 2018 at 8:43 pm Moses

    I’m a long time expat. Was in the USA for 3 weeks recently. Holy cow I was shocked at the degeneracy:

    – more obesity
    – far more tats (White women pushing White babies with tats covering all exposed flesh, beta men too)
    – far more bluehairs/purplehairs/greenhairs
    – crazy short shorts on teen girls (slut levels that shouldn’t even be possible)
    – more butch lesbos
    – yoga pants on chubsters leaving nothing to imagination (my eyes!)
    – downtown Seattle overrun with dirty begging drunks and drug users, every block reeks of piss — this in the main tourist/shopping areas

    It’s one thing to read y’all here about what’s going on in the USA, quite another to see it with my own eyes.

    Degeneracy is getting worse.

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    • on July 22, 2018 at 12:57 pm earl

      Might as well call us Freakmenistan.

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    • on July 22, 2018 at 9:52 pm Mean Mr. Mustard

      Go to any suburban shopping centre/mall in Australia and your eyes and sensibility will be assaulted with much of the same.

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      • on July 23, 2018 at 6:33 am Feral Sigma

        Mercifully, at least coalburning is rare there. (Or so I’ve heard.)

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  26. on July 22, 2018 at 3:46 pm Sir Barton

    Every notice that you never see tattoos on NFL cheerleaders?

    That’s because if any of these girls have them, they are forced to hide them with makeup. What this says is, the majority of the NFL fan base (older men) don’t like seeing them on women.

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