Chateau Heartiste

The Gayest “Church” In The World

A reader took some snapshots of banners at a construction site advertising the arrival of a new “””church””” in the black heart of the shitswamp. I had to post these pics for everyone because if you’ve never dry-heaved through gales of laughter, then you haven’t lived.

Hey, man, I was in DC and saw this new church going up. The signs are so lulzy I took pictures for you. This was in the whitest and gayest neighborhood in the city (I saw more trannies than blacks). Libs are finally getting religion LOL!

Jesus hated the (((moneychangers))) enough to whip them with a fury.

 

I would pay good money to watch one mighty shitlord go to the inaugural service holding a giant placard of the White-black IQ bell curves and shouting “SCIENCE is real, bitches!”.

Yeah, Jesus is face-palming alright, but it’s not for the reasons given by this Parish of Poz.

Leave it to the forces of phaggotry to corrupt everything they touch. There’s nothing Godly about this abomination; it’s humiliation porn for the heretic hunters, designed to allow effete swampscum to lord it over BadWhites, and if it requires dunking Christianity into a GRIDs-bath to pull out a demonic facsimile that might as well be called Fistianity, then they’ll do it.

I predict this “””church””” will have capacity crowds — for one week, after which the congregation will shrink to a trickle, leaving the developers deep in debt despite the tax exemptions, and begging leftoid organizations for funding to stay afloat, after which it will be converted into a gay nightclub. Won’t hardly be noticed by anyone, since the “services” will no doubt be the equivalent of gay orgies.

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Chris unearths the foul odor coming from the rectalry of this place of whoreship,

A quick look at their website shows that that church is run by a couple of queers.

The “Priest in Charge” with his Dom:

Physiognomy status: GAYPEDOFACE

Someone preemptively alert child protective services.