I’ve been meaning to start up a Stone Cold Truth T-shirt Company monetized through something like CafePress, but, well, life, like my meat, intrudes. It’s too bad, really, because perusing back issues of this blogsheet reminds me of all the stick figure drawings and verbal jujitsu that would look great emblazoned on a pec-hugging v-neck, to be worn to da clubs to provoke tingle-gushing shit tests.
ANYHO, a Gabster thought the following by yours truly — an ASCII tablet of inscribed Chateau Principles inspired by a stray musing about the nature of the power of sophistic skypery — would make a great graphic tee:
Jews understand that a coherent, pithy world view can subvert civilizations. Right back atcha, schlomo inc, the chateau world view, annotated:
Chicks dig power
Men dig beauty
Equalism is a lie
Sex differences are real
Race differences are real
Culture is race
Race is genes
and the hour is late
There’s a dissident business owner on Gab who goes by the handle @cryptofashion who may be interested in seeing my Weltanschauung on a line of t-shirts, papuan cock sleeves, beach towels, and bikini bottoms (waif font required).
It’s time to Make Shitlibs Uncomfortable Again.
I could see that list on the front of the shirt and on the back an image of a poolside.
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The past, present, and future are male. Females are the help.
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I love you, man.
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[…] The Heartiste Weltanschauung […]
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Lolzlolzlolz
“Insatiable: Petition to stop Netflix ‘fat-shaming’ show
“The teen drama has been accused of “fat-shaming” since its trailer came out on 12 July.
“The show stars Debby Ryan as an overweight teenager who takes revenge on bullies after losing weight…
“”For so long, the narrative has told women and young impressionable girls that in order to be popular, have friends, to be desirable for the male gaze, and to some extent be a worthy human that we must be thin,” writes Florence, who started the petition…
“”This series will cause eating disorders, and perpetuate the further objectification of women’s bodies.”…”
(BBC. com)
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Great idea. Have a look at Crypto.fashion’s site BTW:
https://crypto.fashion
They’ve got lots of stuff from various dissident right types already, so a Chateau Heartiste section should fit right in. Their email’s at the bottom of every page too.
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“Down with Weimerica” or something of the like could pull a lot of attention due to most people understanding it has to do with America but not sure what about it. Also RaHoWa would pull out the IOIs from potential new friends and enemies that are in the know.
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Simple T with
#NoMudsharks
with one of these images:
https://inmorecambebay.co.uk/morecambe-bay-mud-shark
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I submitted a 20 page treatment to the producers of those Sharknado movies but they haven’t gotten back to me yet, go figger.
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so far I think FastEddie has the best one and should definitely win a prize
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Mudshark Brewery.
Their seasonal selection includes Watermelon Wheat Beer.
http://mudsharkbeer.com/beers/
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I’m guessing it’s one of their darker brews.
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To avoid breakage during shipment, each case is packed in cotton…
“Keep yo’ cotton-pickin’ hands off’n mah beer!”
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I used to wear a slim fit black shirt with white writing “COCK” on the front of it. No lie probably one of my top 3 best shirts for getting girls. Still have it.
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I had a S.C. (Fighting) COCKS hat that I wore often, always got laffs from chicks; great way of breaking the ice. I lost it on the highway and they’ve since discontinued the style last I looked.
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“Clitty litter!” (snort)
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Heritage American, l always thought that would be a good one
[CH: it would. short, sweet, and capable of triggering shitlibs into hysterics]
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The graphic at the top of the page would be good for a shirt too. Just sayin’.
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I second Craig above. The ‘pretty little lies perish’ line really grabs your attention.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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Cryptofashion is a good site. I wouldn’t necessary call them alt-right, but they certainly don’t mind printing non-PC shirts. They’ll even print your non-PC design on a baby onesie as a joke, apparently.
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Cynthia,
My buttox are smooth..
My buttox are round.
My buttox will soon..
Make an incredible sound!
After that, it will be your privilege and honor to…
….Detox my Buttox.
[CH: i swoon! (to the plume)]
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Heh, heh… never gets old.
Where ya been, bro?
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Starve the Beast ~ Go Your Own Way
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You should do a book.
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https://www.rt.com/news/434325-spain-ceuta-migrants-flamethrowers/amp/
“Refugees” performing “acts of love”
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‘Homemade flamethrowers’.
Precisely the sort of entrepreneurial and innovative spirit we need more of here in Spain!
Can’t wait to meet them on the streets.
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Most telling is how they all seem to be young men of fighting age… I thought refugees were supposed to be women, young children, and old men.
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Front of T:
BURN THE COAL
(shows image of stick figure with blonde hair throwing a match on pieces of coal)
Back of T:
PAY THE TOLL
(Shows image of OJ’s smiling face superimposed on a stick figure popping out from toll booth window, wearing the infamous glove and grabbing a Nicole Brown faced stick figure by the throat while sitting in her convertible at toll booth window. Ron Goldman faced stick figure in passenger seat with shocked, open-mouthed look.)
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Damn, Edward… maybe it’s time to slow down a bit. 😉
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Not my style, GE…)
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Now I know why they call you Fast Eddie.
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“I got one speed, baby… balls out!”
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Did you get hit in the chin with a lot of balls when you were younger?
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