From RooshV,
Have you heard that Tinder is now offering you a ’24 hour’ boost for $70? Many countries have prostitutes that are cheaper than that!
And the prostitutes won’t renege on their end of the deal.
August 7, 2018 by CH
From RooshV,
Have you heard that Tinder is now offering you a ’24 hour’ boost for $70? Many countries have prostitutes that are cheaper than that!
And the prostitutes won’t renege on their end of the deal.
The endpoint of socialism. Where a bag of beans will get you Venezuelan anal.
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best thing about fat chicks is when it’s hot out you can fuck their armpits
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That’s funny but makes no sense at all. Keep it up, Boner
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Hahaha Shade in the summer warmth in the winter.
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[…] Freelance Comment Of The Week: Swipe Debt […]
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A long time ago I learned that “in a BIDDING WAR, everyone loses.”
>> Have you heard that Tinder is now offering you a ’24 hour’ boost for $70?
They created a market with such low barriers to entry that any man could “compete,” they saturated the market, turning men into commodities (and the buyers into entitled cunts), and now allow men to bid against each other in that marketplace.
Good model… fueled by weakness (inability to approach IRL), lust and desperation. They are going to make a fortune.
And I am very glad I am not in that marketplace.
#daygame
[CH: women usually win in sexual market bidding wars. the best option for a man is to not play their game]
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We who meet our sex partners in real life need an education. What is a 24 hour boost? Boost means to push from below so how can tinder push you from below? Raise your SMV for 24 hours?????
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I had to look it up on Joogle: “A Tinder Boost sends your profile near the top of your potential matches’ swiping queue for 30 minutes.”
So now they offer that for up to 24 hours. I’d name it On The Verge Of Buying A Sexbot app.
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Thank you. I should have known to search first before asking, sorry for wasting time.
If you are a sucker for buying a boost, men similar to you will have similar potential matches and also be a sucker so you suckers will all appear near the tops of the same match’s queues. Reminds me of P. T. Barnum. Maybe we should invest in tinder.
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if you aren’t gonna get swiped, you won’t get it boosted.
if she’s a penpal you won’t get her number
if she’s a tinderflake she won’t show up on the date.
Fuck just play volume, canned openers that are meaningless and go from there. Plenty of pussy and get some decent pics
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70 bucks so they can boost the left swipes. (Hmm, has a ring to it.)
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That sounds dirty
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The worst part about prostitution is they’re so expensive now.
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umm compared to that tinder deal ………. I don’t think so
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70 bucks for 24 hours.
That makes me want to do some math and find better ways to use that 70 bucks.
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Paying more money to try and get noticed by lower quality females. America!
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As Delicious Tacos once said, online dating is for hot guys and ugly girls. If you’re a young attractive guy in a major city with disposable income, a 7-8 looking to bang carousel riding 4-6s, this costs less than one date at a nice cocktail bar.
And yes, Tinder was literally invented by Jews.
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Hell, I remember when a boost was what you got from a buddy when you were trying to climb a fence.
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Sigh… I remember when a boost was something you got from a buddy when you were trying to get over a wall.
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It is also a thug/perp stealing a car, at least it was when I was working for Da Man, pretty sure the lingo is still intact. “Look at the beaner trying to boost that Caddy”.
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it’s also ‘Hood Wireless company
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It is also a name for an energy/vitamin drink for boomers
The title of a film staring James Woods. Heavy film, too.
Name of a mobile carrier service
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“It is also a name for an energy/vitamin drink for boomers”
lolz topical!
I picked up a case for the old man after he started repeating how some lady told him Boost kept her momma alive for another two years after whatever.
Probably interchangeable with the Ensures, more or less, but variety is the spice of recovering from eight months of pneumonia. Especially if it’s chocolate with Extra Protein.
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h0ly s*!t, where went mod?
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Lucius, you mean all it took was mentioning Boost to get you out of the woods?
Sweet.
Sounds like you’ve been busy. Pray all is well.
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I guess Mexicans have a lot of buddies.
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Touche`
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Actually not bad if you live in NYC or LA or sick and have a decent profile with photos. You can end up matching with dozens of girls who will simply come over to fucck no strings attached. Even make repeat customers out of some of them
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In other news my former employer is paying me 10k and expenses to go back to India for a few weeks and unfuck what those Street shitters fucked up in less than six months of no white supervision.
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Will you be back in time for the 2024 election, or will you need to submit an absentee ballot?
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heh. I’ll be back next month.
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10k?!
Are you NUTS?!?
If they have to send a WHITE from Murrica, its at least 7 digits boondoggle.
Squeeze those fukkers! 25k minimum, 4 star hotel, chauffeured car, and first class flight.
Make those assholes who squeezed the white workers to death PAY!
What the absolute F*K? 10k is not peanuts, it’s peanut crumbs! To go work in a shithole, travel like a peon?
Know your worth.
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Not a bad plan. I’m unfortunately contractually obligated to this one trip. I was desperate back then and had to sign whatever I could get. But next time I will be squeezing them. Business class, 5 star hotel and chauffeured car are included though.
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You are not contractually obligated to work hard or do a good job. You could easily show up for work for a few minutes, then spend the rest of the day in a bar.
Just make sure it’s a clean bar. I know quite a few people who got desperately ill in that shit hole and the hospitals are filthy too.
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“Spend the rest of the day in a bar.” In a hazmat suit would probably be more prudent. 😉
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LAME
Your “contractually obligated” to SQUAT. Money on the table or bolt.
Also, if you go, ALL that you learn remains in your own noggin; even if you fix it, your INSIGHTS (“bindis are making this mistake here, they are getting lazy here, they do THAT imbecility there, they get lazy with THIS amount of work, but they can get THIS and THIS done”) are yours to keep
…
smdh, intelligent huwhytes bailing out our evil masters for peanuts
If at least you’d get paid. Can you get “sick” or something?
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Hey oink, I haven’t seen the inside of a courtroom other than one speeding ticket which got waived off. And I am not about to enrich a stupid lawyercunt because I want to renege. It’s not LAME, it’s REALITY.
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@Macro Investor
I could do that, but I won’t. This time is the last, or at least last time for $10k. But I’ll still do a good job. It’s just who I am.
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Will you be nailing Indian women in your off-time, or do you find them repulsive?
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I’m going with a NO on that one. Although I have to admit I had moments of weakness when I stayed there for 3+ years. Not often, but every now and then an easy lay with a halfway decent college girl / “model” presented itself, and I’d take it. But probably won’t be the case this time around.
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You work for Disney?
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No, much smaller company. Owner is a good man and a friend. He was looking to retire and made the mistake of buying an Indian company to cut costs. He ended up spending way more than he was before, and now everyone except me has totally bailed. This is my last time too, because I’m done with that hell hole.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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This is similar to a nightclub charging for a table & bottle service. Yes, you will get more female attention but won’t guarantee you’ll bang anyone—and it is never worth the thousands of dollars they charge. Profiting off of male thirst; definitely not a new trend in the mating market.
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Yup. If all you want is a no-strings bang, pros are the way to go. No muss, no fuss, no bunny-boiling, no false rape charges.
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A fine petri dish of exotic germs is also included with every purchase, I hear.
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There’s a premium for the those gals, but with these tax cuts, it’s a wash!
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Which is to say, “those gals sans germs”…ah the hell with it. Joke fell flatter than Lara Flynn Boyle.
Well, if I’m gonna totally crap out on this one, I’m going all in:
O’DOYLE RULES!!!!!
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Not for nothing, but I bet most pros are cleaner than your average bar slut.
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With respect, I’m slightly confused over Heartiste’s consistent perusal of the Turkish wannabe lothario turned ebook businessman’s content. Roosh is not as MAGA as he puts on. His politics are much more in line with the National Review set, minus the Zionism. “Big racial pot” and all of that.
At his core, he’s just another brownskin with a White woman fetish. His business is equal parts livelihood and demonstration of exceptional effort to defile blondes. Its the same seething danger that stalks us from Africa.
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I was thinking the same thing…
… and WITHOUT the respect.
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I have a (tall and good looking) friend that pays for some feature of Tinder Premium. I recall it makes it so that he is the first viewed for every girl for an hour. I think it’s like $5 a month or something
It gets him 40+ matches for that hour, so it’s definitely an efficient way to get dates
There are dating apps and sites that require men to pay in order to use
The paradox of men gaining status as we age, it’s a double edge sword, because it means we also have far more competition to deal with (other high status men)
Young women have no competition, because they are at their sexual peak and have absolute SMV advantage over older women
Where as us men have to compete with musicians, rich guys, bad boys, criminals, male models, orbiters, social leaders, etc
Really any advantage we can get we should seize
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