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Lunchpail Game

August 8, 2018 by CH

The point of peacocking is to provoke a reaction of interest and curiosity in girls, which then provides you opportunity to display grace under pressure and amused mastery when the inevitable alpha-sifting probing questions and shit tests come flying. Peacocking is therefore an extension of or supplement to a man’s physical and social presence, serving a similar function as a square jaw, social status, and charisma.

Peacocking doesn’t necessarily mean flashy clothes. Any unique accessory can act as an electric zapper to bugwomen. For instance, this is Mutant Seven’s lunchpail Game:

I used to carry the coolest lunchpail on the block when I was a kid…

I still do…

Oh sure, some hall monitor shrews will object. These are the shrews you wouldn’t have fucked anyway.

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  1. on August 8, 2018 at 11:59 am mendo

    70s tits are the best tits. And a few years into the 80s

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 12:22 pm Major7

      Beverly D’Angelo tits, FTB(oner)

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 12:28 pm mendo

        Always loved her pair. I recall staying up late to watch National Lampoon’s Vacation on cable to catch them in action..

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 12:52 pm Greg Eliot

        I’ll see that pair and raise you a Judi Bowker.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 12:56 pm mendo

        Can’t spell titans without tits.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 1:15 pm Greg Eliot

        Guaranteed to raise the Kraken.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 2:58 pm trav777

        Sadly a one-way ticket to HR escorted by security

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      • on August 9, 2018 at 11:28 am Trigger man

        Royal flush : Jamie Lee Curtis. WINNER

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      • on August 10, 2018 at 7:34 am Greg Eliot

        Nice set on Jamie, but she always had a boy’s ass, and a bit of a cunty look in her eyes.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 12:42 pm Dave

      In other words, that blessed time when pretty women were showing their tits but not yet cutting them open and stuffing them with silicone.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 1:18 pm Greg Eliot

        And when they showed ’em to you, they smiled like the girl next door or had a timid hoping-to-please you look, rather than the overt slutty “look how sexy I am, fool” sneer.

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    • on August 9, 2018 at 7:59 am Chris Stevenson

      yep, and we screwed up our diet while adding so many chemicals to food that females do not develop correctly anymore. medicine instead of looking for the cause makes money with a component of bathroom caulk. look up sub-clinical hypothyroidism for a discussion of this effect.

      ever notice that these classic beauties had proper waistlines along with their beautiful self-supporting full breasts. that is proper connective tissue development, by not feeding like ruminants. and from observation in my own family and other examples of proper living, they stay quite nice well into golden years even after bearing children.

      i spent a portion of my teenage years around southern Europeans and they were known for their peasant eating, hence the garbage bag physique that develops quite early in female. often the Irish were no better except the ones who embraced what would become known as keto. funny how we needed to develop a new name for simple good nutrition.

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  2. on August 8, 2018 at 12:00 pm Lunchpail Game | @the_arv

    […] Lunchpail Game […]

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  3. on August 8, 2018 at 12:17 pm Kentucky Headhunter

    @mendo

    It’s sad, but its true.

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  4. on August 8, 2018 at 12:30 pm toocrazy2yoo

    Google Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw. First, middle or only? She turned up in the Boston Herald today. I’d post a link, but Hertiste won’t let it through.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 12:39 pm everybodyhatesscott

      It’s absolutely stupid a DUI or a normal chick gets national news exposure. “white privilege” She got arrested you retards.

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  5. on August 8, 2018 at 12:36 pm NothingMan00

    The next day, bring in a lunch pail with The Fuhrer’s mug plastered on the sides.

    [CH: lol. “Mein Lunchables”]

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 12:53 pm Greg Eliot

      We won’t talk about what the accompanying thermos looked like.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 1:12 pm Echo4November

      Bring a sandwich on Jewish rye. It’s best straight from the oven.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 1:14 pm Greg Eliot

        And you don’t even have to be Jewish to like Levi’s Rye, amirite?

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  6. on August 8, 2018 at 12:40 pm elooie

    https://i3.cpcache.com/product/2032636074/president_trump_inauguration_neoprene_lunch_bag.jpg?color=White&height=460&width=460&qv=90

    MAGA Pails.

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  7. on August 8, 2018 at 1:24 pm Major7

    I can’t figure out how to post a pic, so I’ll just put a website.

    https://wanelo.co/p/23637451/zero-fox-given

    Heartiste reaches ever further into the culture

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  8. on August 8, 2018 at 1:29 pm DH

    NE quadrant best tits: size, shape, cleavage

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 1:33 pm Greg Eliot

      Seconded… and I’m a tit man. 😉

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  9. on August 8, 2018 at 1:31 pm Major7

    The Mod Emperor lashed out at me for trying to post a picture, like, 3 dozen times, and I’m too retarded to figure it out, so I’ll just write this.

    The wife last night ran across something online, a coffee mug that read ZERO, then a picture of a fox, then GIVEN.

    ZERO FOX GIVEN. She didn’t get it, so I told her it meant Zero Fucks Given, or ZFG for short. She was impressed that I’m down with the slang of my fellow young people.

    Heartiste continues to seep into the culture.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 1:50 pm mendo

      Yeah, I got modded trying to post the image link as well.

      Eh, people will see it via the link above.

      LikeLiked by 1 person


      • on August 8, 2018 at 2:11 pm Major7

        It’s weird that I can post JooTube videos, but not pics and usually my links go to mod. I’ll never figure out these computer thingies

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  10. on August 8, 2018 at 2:15 pm TLM

    CH

    Here’s some real gems I saw within the last 2 days, they go beyond the normal POZ.

    Single mom beaner subscribing to Direct TV NFL Sunday Ticket

    Alexa- Laura says she’s enjoying getting pounded out on her desk by her boss right now.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 2:18 pm Greg Eliot

      Yeah, I saw these too… not quite as douche chilling as the one’s with the stay-at-home day role-playing with only daughter and doing laundry according to her outfits.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 2:19 pm Greg Eliot

        check that, stay at home dad…

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 2:43 pm Truth-hammer

      It was in the 90s, I believe, that there was a douchey TV show called ‘Thirty-something’ about single, white and jew whiny people and their white people problem lives. I did not watch it but recall flipping channels and catching the ending of one show in which the wife (a corporate powergurlllll) was catching the train to go to work in the city and her hapless/ball-less, hipster-bearded , Mister Mom hubby was on the train platform waving her good-bye while he had their infant daughter in a stroller. I just shook my head at the jew rot. I want to gas the kikes for real this time.

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      • on August 8, 2018 at 2:47 pm clarence boddiker

        yeah, very early 90’s. Kindofa sad-trombone show that really showed what it’s like to be in the real world.

        But to be fair, the two dudes were advertising partners.

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      • on August 9, 2018 at 12:06 pm Captain Obvious

        Late 1980s/early 1990s Trivia: Who was hotter, China-Beach-era Dana Delaney, or barely-legal Janet Evans [fresh off of three gold medals at the Seoul Olympics]?

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      • on August 9, 2018 at 12:10 pm mendo

        Dana Delaney.

        Janet Evans had too much of a masculine trait about her.

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      • on August 9, 2018 at 12:44 pm Greg Eliot

        Dana Delaney – a bossier Audrey Hepburn with slightly bigger tits… meh.

        That chick that was in NYPD Blue, Kim Delaney (no relation) was hotter, but still of the furrowed-brow brunette go-grrl type that leaves me cold.

        Janet Evans? Oy, butterface, but at a quick glance, the same sort of type as all of the above.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 2:44 pm Cracker

      endorsing masculine traits for women and feminine ones for men. typical

      on a side note, every woman i’ve known who is into sports, follows teams, has memorabilia and clothes, etc is a girl who rode the carousel hard and has a nasty masculine personality

      she thinks it’s cute to act like one of the guys (it’s not) and she only gets into sports for attention and getting laid. gross

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 2:46 pm clarence boddiker

      I already cancelled direcTV but I wish I could do it all over again in response to their Gay Men who love the NFL commercials.

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      • on August 9, 2018 at 2:45 pm Truth-hammer

        Speaking of the Nigger Felon League, the NFL will be debuting the first male cheerleaders this coming season. All nigger and spic homos so far.

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  11. on August 8, 2018 at 2:57 pm Jaded Jurist

    Pair on the bottom right works for me.

    Perhaps some steel wool, baking soda, and maybe a little bleach could fix the bottom left quadrant.

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  12. on August 8, 2018 at 4:52 pm Amasius

    Just about any girl who takes care of herself will have a nice ass, but truly great tits are something special.

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    • on August 8, 2018 at 5:08 pm Greg Eliot

      Amen… and amen.

      In my experience, Irish girls, followed by German, win the tit contest.

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  13. on August 8, 2018 at 5:01 pm Amasius

    …Virginia Bell.

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  14. on August 8, 2018 at 8:15 pm Truth-hammer

    The coolest lunch-box I had was one like my grand-dad’s who was a welder. It was burnished aluminum with a huge thermos. I wanted to look like a grown-up. No Brady Bunch or Lost In Space lunch-box for me.

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    • on August 9, 2018 at 11:34 am mendo

      In 5th grade I had a DuckTales lunchbox. All the kids laughed at me.

      I still remember their names.

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    • on August 9, 2018 at 12:47 pm Greg Eliot

      We wuz so po’, my lunch box was a recycled First Aid kit…

      … mom always wanted me to be a doctor.

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