¡SCIENCE!: Sluts Make Bad Wives & Dread Game Confirmed

¡SCIENCE, BITCHES! once again affirms Chateau Heartiste wisdom.

CHEATING ONCE MAKES YOU 300 PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO CHEAT IN YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP

Authored by Psychology Professor Kayla Knopp, the study surveyed 1,294 targeted participants, communicating with them periodically over five years. It found that, of the participants who had at least two romantic relationships in that time, those who reported cheating in the first relationship were three times more likely to do the same in the subsequent relationship. Furthermore, those who reported suspecting their partner of cheating in the first relationship were four times more likely to suspect the same of their next partner.

Once a cheating whore, always a cheating whore. Treat them accordingly (like funtime spunktime repositories).

Complementarily, once attracted to a cheating whore, always attracted to a cheating whore. Treat yourself accordingly (learn to identify sluts by their telltale cues).

“Infidelity can harm individuals and relationships, and these results can inform prevention or intervention efforts by targeting risk factors based on previous relationship patterns in addition to the various individual, relational, and contextual factors demonstrated to predict infidelity in previous work,” the study claimed.

A poundtown of prevention is worth a bounce of cure. Translation: Use and lose sluts.

The second linked study is an even bigger MOAB of feminism’s pretty lies.

Other studies on relationships found that, for women, the uncertainty of a relationship can increase attraction.

One study, titled “He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not … Uncertainty Can Increase Romantic Attraction,” was conducted on female undergraduates, but one of the researchers said she believes the findings would also be true for males. [ed: not alpha males] But how did this phenomenon come about? Are women bored by men who are clearly into them? [ed: disenchanted might be the better word]

“Uncertainty affects our thoughts in general,” Erin R. Whitchurch, one of the researchers, told ABC News.

Whitchurch said advanced technology messes with people’s minds because they have a million different ways to be contacted — like texting, calling and messaging on social media. With so many means of communication available, it’s a blow to one’s ego to be ignored. “Did he get my text yet” is no longer a concern. Instead, it’s “Why hasn’t he responded?” Whitchurch said. [ed: nah, this desire in women for emotionally vagabond men is older than social media]

Dread Game ftw. I really am ahead of my time. It is my delight and my curse.

From that seminal 2008 CH Dread Game post:

Women respond viscerally in their vagina area to unpredictability, mixed signals, danger, and drama in spite of their best efforts to convince themselves otherwise. Managing your relationship in such a way that she is left with a constant, gnawing feeling of impending doom will do more for your cause than all the Valentine’s Day cards and expertly performed tongue love in the world. Like it or not, the threat of a looming breakup, whether the facts justify it or not, will spin her into a paranoid estrogen-fueled tizzy, and she’ll spend every waking second thinking about you, thinking about the relationship, thinking about how to fix it. Her love for you will blossom under these conditions. […]

Examples of effective doom inducement:

Turn off your cell phone twice a week. Alternate days. Don’t do this on a Friday or Saturday night unless the relationship is shaky and needs a high voltage jolt of dread.

Make a blatant but plausibly deniable move on one of her friends when she’s not around. The news will get back to her. Milk it.

Call her from a very busy place so that she can hear women’s voices laughing and shrieking in the background. Don’t tell her where you are when she asks. Just say you’ll see her soon. […]

Like I’ve said, you’ll find more useful and insightful sociological and relationship analysis in the pages of this blog on one day than you’ll find in years’ worth of “relationship expert” boilerplate at pop media publications. And all for free! Am I crazy?