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Aging Single Mom Sues Dating Service Over ‘Lack Of Interested Men’

August 21, 2018 by CH

Woman Successfully Sues Dating Agency Over ‘Lack Of Men’

Tereza Burki was awarded $23,000 in damages for ‘deceit’ and ‘distress’.

A woman seeking a wealthy boyfriend has won £3,100 ($A23,000) in damages after an elite dating agency failed to introduce her to “possibly the man of my dreams, the father of my child”.

The High Court ruled Tereza Burki, a businesswoman living in London, was misled and deceived by dating agency Seventy Thirty about it’s “exclusive” membership, the Guardianreports.

The 47-year-old mother of three approached the dating service in 2013 in pursuit of a new partner, however, Judge Richard Parkes noted, her requirements were “not modest”.

She wanted a “sophisticated gentleman”, ideally working in finance and leading a “wealthy lifestyle”. He must also be “open to travelling internationally”. Plus, most importantly, he must be willing to have more children (she’s always wanted four).

As is usually the case with these tragic tales of bitterbitch lament, a much…clearer…understanding of the transactional dynamics motivating the complainant’s accusation is had with a glance at the glowing gal’s photo:

Three questions come to mind:

Have aging single mommies always been this delusional?

If not, what changed in the aging single mommy extended universe to lead them marching straight into the abyss of self-delusion?

If so, what culture constraints in the past helped to keep a lid on aging single mommy delusion?

Naturally, this being Clown World, she won her lawsuit.

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williamk comments,

Those who seek status but can’t attain it through the settled order of Nature must seek to negotiate their status through whatever is its perceived arbiter. Their resulting character is a function then of the culture and who doles out status. Some cultures will produce nuns, others will give Guardian bylines and court payouts to delusional hags. Is it six of one, half dozen of the other? Not from my vantage point.

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key keys in on the core conceit,

always wants the one kid with new sucker to lock in sprog support

busted timeline of xer retarded plan led to this legal tantrum

Gives new meaning to the term ‘anchor baby’.

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  1. on August 21, 2018 at 9:42 am Titus

    If, and that’s a massive if, she were able to get inseminated, that kid would have a five head the size of a surfboard. Jesus, they regard themselves so highly that they’re willing to dump a medical encyclopedia’s worth of chromosomal abnormalities onto a kid just to convince themselves they are not sexually obsolescent.

    I hate clown world.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 10:01 am Cracker

      at her age, i’m sure she was planning on using donor eggs

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 11:19 am guest

        I see a bunch of women online around 40 saying they’re ready to settle down and have kids. Crazy.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 12:11 pm Craig

        and a surrogate womb as hers is too fucking old.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 4:38 am purpledragon187productions

      At that age, she couldn’t possibly have intended to use her own eggs.

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  2. on August 21, 2018 at 9:48 am racerxx

    wow this certainly is Clown World.
    all she needs is a football jersey to complete the look.
    what a catch.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 10:07 am Cracker

      yep, football jersey lol

      or the standard uniform of north face/columbia jacket with track pants, leggings, or mom jeans

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 3:03 am Macro Investor

      Look how fat her face/chin, tits and arms are. I’m sure a full length photo would show a huge belly, ass and thighs.

      In clown world, every sea beast DESERVES a handsome billionaire. No need to give him anything, because weez entitled.

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  3. on August 21, 2018 at 9:48 am xyz

    What if a 30-something single man singed up for a dating/matchmaking service and had a ridiculous set of requirements like:

    – must be a virgin
    – must cook, clean, and do household chores
    – must be slim
    – must not be a feminist, etc.

    Unless the matchmaking service were for Mormons, of course he wouldn’t be able to find a woman in the United States or any other Western nation who met those requirements.

    If he were to sue for not finding the perfect wife, the jury would never side with him. But since a single mom hag sued for not finding the perfect gentleman, the jury gave her money she didn’t deserve. We do indeed live in Clown World.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 2:19 pm traitors first

      What if a 30-something single man

      What if a 20 year old single man ……. he still wouldn’t be able to find a virgin cook unless he went to the amish and even then it probably wouldn’t be legal.

      the jury gave her money she didn’t deserve. We do indeed live in Clown World.

      Welcome to the party pal 🙂

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 9:37 pm markgm28

      I doubt a dating service would tell such a man that they would be able to find him such a woman. They would probably react to that set of requirements in a way similar to how the feminist dating coach reacts to Borat’s requirements that include “plow experience” (look up Borat dating service)
      If the dating service guaranteed this woman that they’d get her such an ideal man and then failed to fulfill the contract, then she has the right to sue. She was delusional to have such requirements, but they were stupid to indulge her by agreeing.

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  4. on August 21, 2018 at 9:49 am Aging Single Mom Sues Dating Service Over ‘Lack Of Interested Men’ | @the_arv

    […] Aging Single Mom Sues Dating Service Over ‘Lack Of Interested Men’ […]

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  5. on August 21, 2018 at 9:54 am Diversity Is Good

    New N Tytle Mint! Not just a breath freshener! More than a mouthwash! It’s a way of life!

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  6. on August 21, 2018 at 9:55 am mendo

    As the saying goes: wow, just wow

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  7. on August 21, 2018 at 9:55 am Chase

    Patriarchy: the radical idea that middle-aged men will make better decisions and be better stewards for the future of our culture than 18-year-old girls. We have totally lost the plot.

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  8. on August 21, 2018 at 9:59 am Pup

    How long before women can directly sue the men that don’t find them attractive? Not joking…this being clown world and all…

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 10:06 am Nads

      Did you miss the story on how biased people are because they would not date a tranny?

      It is coming.

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  9. on August 21, 2018 at 10:01 am 7darktriad3

    The most pathetic aspect of this story is that I believe she paid £50k+ to this agency, as they had promised her the pick of London’s billionaires, and fully believed the pick of London’s billionaires would be clammering to date a 46yo frump. One of her requirements for a spouse was that he owned multiple international homes.

    You couldn’t make it up.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 10:04 am Nads

      … date a 46yo frump, a 46yo frump with three yungins in tow.

      Tough choice for a wealthy brit: Her, or someone who looks her 25 years ago.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 11:01 am Scanman

        I’ve seen the naked bodies of women in their 40’s. Maybe 2 in 100 Western women can keep it together at that age, and that’s no exaggeration. Saggy tits, flabby asses, loose skin.

        *blech*

        It’s over for good for 98% of them at that age. And there is nothing unnatural or wrong about that.

        In non-clown world, most would have a place of honor and respect as loyal wives and wise and loving mothers of young adults about to start having their own families. In clown world they’re spending hundreds of thousands on cosmetic surgery and diet plans and gym/spa memberships and fashionable clothes and cosmetics and dating services to try to land that white beta bucks whale. That billionaire bad boy with six pack abs that Cosmo tells them is out there searching for them right this minute.

        Tragicomedy.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 10:48 am Scanman

      “One of her requirements for a spouse was that he owned multiple international homes.”

      Hahahaha

      This shit is endlessly entertaining, though. You have to admit that. Billionaire? Holy shite! In all honesty, how many HVAC repairmen would give that woman a second look in the grocery store? Seriously.

      Perhaps this judgement will force matchmaking services to start dealing out a little realism to their deluded female clientele…?

      Hahahahaha nope. Of course not. Stoking the fantasy pays lots more.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 1:24 pm Alfa158

        Does British TV have the Hallmark Channel available? Sounds like she has been watching a ton of that.
        In her defense, the company took her money instead of laughing uproariously and sending her off with a pat on the head, so I maybe they are liable. After all if a conman tricks you out of money, he can’t use the defense at his trial that you just shouldn’t have been stupid enough to have fallen for it.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 4:46 am Roy

        A female 4 demanding a male 10. Clownworld indeed.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 11:22 am Exurban

        Yes, what percentage of the male population “own multiple international homes”? 0.01%? Not that she would be able to do the numbers. Women who demand that a man be 6’2″ or taller are ruling out literally 95% of the male populace. They’re not just delusional, they also have no grasp of ratio and proportion or for that matter any statistical concept.

        Somebody above asked if there are more of these delusional people nowadays. As a contemporary of Elmer T. Jones, I can affirm that yes, yes there are. The growth in people who lack any kind of self-awareness IMO rivals the increase in obesity.

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  10. on August 21, 2018 at 10:02 am Nads

    Thanks for not showing a full body photo. Or a beach shot.

    Sadly, she was probably a looker 25 years ago.

    My money is on she dumped her babies’ daddy so she could ‘explore her sexuality.’

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  11. on August 21, 2018 at 10:04 am williamk

    Those who seek status but can’t attain it through the settled order of Nature must seek to negotiate their status through whatever is its perceived arbiter. Their resulting character is a function then of the culture and who doles out status. Some cultures will produce nuns, others will give Guardian bylines and court payouts to delusional hags. Is it six of one, half dozen of the other? Not from my vantage point.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 1:54 pm Hitler is our pal

      “Those who seek status but can’t attain it through the settled order of Nature”

      You’ve just summed up the entire civil rights movement.

      [CH: he really did. and as always, nature will have the last world-shaking laugh.]

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 4:41 pm eggplantzzz

      That should be in quotes mister

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 4:42 pm Libertardian

      Great comment especially because it covers both sides: when said culture makes said decisions wisely, you get things like heritage America, 19th-century Britain, the Han dynasty, etc. Now, well…

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  12. on August 21, 2018 at 10:04 am Damn Crackers

    “If so, what culture constraints in the past helped to keep a lid on aging single mommy delusion?”

    Nunneries

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  13. on August 21, 2018 at 10:19 am Hermes

    Totally anecdotal, but I feel like I’m seeing a strange emerging trend in online profiles for local dating services (Bumble, OKCupid, Toronto). I recently reactivated them, and if my memory serves, two years ago on Tinder, the “basic” girl (trips to Thailand, party dress pic, bikini pic, group pic) profile said they just wanted tacos. A year later, they just wanted to “be friends with your dog” (jokes on them, the only dog owners in the city are gay dudes), and on it went.

    Since then Bumble has superceded Tinder for women. They go on Tinder and must feel invisible, disqualified, uninterested, as it is a meat market, pure and simple. The ones I saw on there a few months ago are the ones you saw on OKC in small numbers 5 years ago – buzzcut belugas and high pants hookers. Then they overran everything. Tinder became a nascent “like” service. My roommate has always had it, and he only uses it to get matched. He ignored the matches. He just does it to affirm he can get somebody to like him still. Likely most people on their are in the same boat (seeing as millenials are sexless as a generation).

    Now the “serious” daters are on Bumble. And OKC might be reaching a reverse trend too. Multiple girls on their I have seen mentioning “partners, traditional family values, multiple dates”. On OKC, I’m seeing women that list themselves as conservative, centrist, or distancing themselves from feminism.

    This made think of a recent post of yours, that men and women identify their political polarity closer to the sex group in power. I think women online are feeling the drought. Men as a rule are more conservative, men online dating and in the city are as a rule, highly left, and therefore extremely unnactractive. So a bunch of male feminists are posting dog pics and soy smiles trying to get laid or they’re a faceless set of abs and women are wondering if they’re even real. Where have all the good men gone? Maybe the cottage. That’s where I’ve been going lately.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:26 am guest

      Bumble is now full of Bluetropolis post epiphany phase women, single mothers, ever increasing vibrancy, and a few young Instagram whores.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 11:29 am Greg Eliot

        That recent Book Club movie about sex- and septagenarian women, all relatively hot stars of yesteryear, featured a blowsy Candance Bergen becoming a Bumble-whore.

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  14. on August 21, 2018 at 10:19 am The Judge

    Lol 47
    She should be welcoming her first grandchild. Instead she’s riding the carousel.

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  15. on August 21, 2018 at 10:19 am FastEddie

    lol
    I actually like this story. It reminds me that no matter how bad I think I have it here, things are 1000x worse in GB. Ah, how the great empires have fallen.

    Glad you’re all my clown world bros.
    FE

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  16. on August 21, 2018 at 10:22 am The Judge

    I dont get these middle aged ugly white rich women. Just find some nignog, and ask him to get his band of nignogs to run a train on her. She only has s few years left, so who cares if she spends it riddled with STDs from all that niggler juice. Give up. Its over.

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  17. on August 21, 2018 at 10:23 am Chakrates

    Mr. Chakrates just straight up called her a delusional whore.

    He’s succinct like that.

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  18. on August 21, 2018 at 10:25 am key

    always wants the one kid with new sucker to lock in sprog support

    busted timeline of xer retarded plan led to this legal tantrum

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  19. on August 21, 2018 at 10:31 am Space Viking

    That service should sue her for damaging their brand with her hideous, haggard, decrepit visage.

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  20. on August 21, 2018 at 10:36 am tteclod

    THIS IS THE MOST GALLING

    “The 47-year-old mother of three approached the dating service in 2013 in pursuit of a new partner, however, Judge Richard Parkes noted, her requirements were “not modest”.

    “She wanted a “sophisticated gentleman”, ideally working in finance and leading a “wealthy lifestyle”. He must also be “open to travelling internationally”. Plus, most importantly, he must be willing to have more children (she’s always wanted four).”

    What sane man, rich, successful, and desiring children of his own, will select for his wife a 47-year-old woman with three children from (a) previous relationship(s)?

    As CH states, only in clown world does the judge hearing this case award the woman monetary compensation for her specious claim in lieu of a caning and a week in the stocks, where, perhaps, her hopes for another child may be granted by a desperate hobo lacking cash for a younger prostitute.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 1:03 pm everybodyhatesscott

      She’s delusional but I’m sure the dating service catered to her delusions to get the sale. If someone said they could get me the perfect partner for 15k and didn’t come through on their end of the deal, I’d sue them too. Ok, I’m a cynical bastard and wouldn’t trust them in the first place.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 3:27 pm tteclod

        What’s funny to me at my late age is that my standards have fallen to the point where my criteria to replace my wife would be:
        1. Caucasian
        2. Under age 31
        3. Fertile

        After decades of marriage, I’m convinced that the intangibles can be corrected.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 4:49 pm Libertardian

        Reminds me of the old middle school joke with the punchline “Ain’t you a bit old to be believing in leprechauns?”

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  21. on August 21, 2018 at 10:48 am Opus

    Not entirely correct.

    The law has been settled since 1892 and it is the first piece of case law that English Law Students learn (Carbolic Smoke Ball Co case) the difference between spin and a term of a contract. In this case the Judge ruled that because the agency had said they were inundated with top men (when they only had half-a-dozen) that was a term and not just advertising. Of course the bitch is still crazily deluded.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:14 pm pelayo1683

      Yeah, she’s delusional. But I really don’t mind she won. What’s best for society? For other men and women around her to tell her to shut the hell up, wake up, look in the mirror, stop dreaming, hunker down and raise her kids right. Of course, all this would happen in Sane World and we are living in Clown World.

      This agency didn’t do her any good. Nor society. It’s not doing anyone any good, so I don’t mind one bit that they lost money. They preyed on her delusions, and yes, maybe even sold her a false bill of goods. For all we know she may have asked for their opinion and they fleeced her anyway.

      Burn it all.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 5:55 pm tbone

        Yup, they fleeced a delusional hag. Quality of the victim does not matter, they are shysters.

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  22. on August 21, 2018 at 10:49 am Lovekraft

    I hope heartiste posts on Madonna (Maria Cicconne, from Joisey for the uninitiated) at the MTV awards. She was channeling her inner Omar Sharif.

    Talk about witchcraft on a global stage. Other than flaming homos and a certain subculture that must not be named, who actually does she appeal to? I’ve never understood her popularity, unless it’s tied into another group of shameless self-promoters.

    https://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/08/21/madonna-slammed-for-aretha-franklin-tribute-mtv-vma/

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:24 am Greg Eliot

      Sigh… I remember when the Madonna/Whore complex meant two different broads.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:56 am Carlos Danger

      Madonna is from Detroit. My college roommate used to date her younger sister.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 3:39 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        Yes, I thought she was from Detroit.

        She has been pushing satánism for a while now. She is probably one of the higher priestesses, along with Katy Perry and Hilldog.

        Do devil worshippers burn in hell or does Satan give them a pass?

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 7:41 pm Jonathan Castle

        I’m sure Satan enjoys the looks on their shocked, befuddled faces as he thanks them for their service with extra tortures.

        But, hey. They got to be famous for 50 years on planet earth.

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  23. on August 21, 2018 at 10:50 am arminius

    I don’t think she’s bad for 47. But 47 is not what she needs to be for the market she’s trying to play in. Jennifer Aniston might be able to get away with that, she’s 49, but she has the best gym trainers and surgeons in the world apparently, and all the recognition of her name.

    If the website were a dance club, this problem would have been taken care of by the guy at the door who would have turned the woman away. Look for the website to implement the digital equivalent of a guy at the front door in the future (as well as cleaning up its over-promising tag line).

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:03 pm arminius

      Eh, never mind. I just saw an article on Alyson Hannigan and she’s 44 and looks spectacular. I just don’t have what makes a decent looking mid-40s woman is supposed to look like. And before you jump my shit for choice of example, yes I (((know.))) It’s just an article I ran across.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:06 pm Cool Shoes

      Don’t forget, once women hit menopause and their female hormones start drying up, then they take on an odd musty smell. Sort of like dead leaves is how I would describe it.

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  24. on August 21, 2018 at 10:51 am DH

    Delusional indeed. But in perspective cut her some slack. She popped 3 kids up

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:21 am Captain Obvious

      +1.

      Er, +3.

      Plus muh E-Cups.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:40 am Grand mizardd

      “That’s my mooommmmm 👍”
      Ba-douche.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 4:28 am purpledragon187productions

      Yeah–maybe she tried that “oops pregnancy” mantrap act (which some around the CH have actually recommended). See, gals–that trick doesn’t work like it did in the olden days.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 4:51 am Roy

      But are they White?

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  25. on August 21, 2018 at 10:55 am Greg Eliot

    Sure she’s delusional, but the point everyone seems to be missing is the agency (any names on the owners?), instead of operating in good faith and dissuading her of her hare-brainedness, took her money and told her she was good to go…

    If I’m reading the math right, she only got back about half of what she paid… nice work, if (((you))) can get it.

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  26. on August 21, 2018 at 10:56 am Odysseus

    Without knowing what promises the agency made to her, it’s hard to know what their legal liability would be.

    But for this woman to think she would get so much as a glance from a London billionaire/millionaire, and to bet 50,000 pounds on that (which is what, about 100k US?) is just delusional.

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  27. on August 21, 2018 at 10:56 am Greg Eliot

    Sure she’s delusional, but the point everyone seems to be missing is the ågency (any names on the owners?), instead of operating in good faith and dissuading her of her håre-bråinedness, took her money and told her she was good to go…

    If I’m reading the math right, she only got back about half of what she paid… nice work, if (((you))) can get it.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:21 am Captain Obvious

      1488. 110.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:02 pm Esteban Hazard

      Names are in the original article, I believe she recouped most of it but lost 5 grand in another suit against the company (alleging fraud). After all, the company fed into her delusion and took her money.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 4:55 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      Less than half: “However, Seventy Thirty also counter-claimed for defamation and was awarded £5000 over a Google review Ms Burki left in April 2016, in which she accused the company of being non-reputable and fraudulent. The court found the company was not running a fundamentally dishonest or fraudulent operation.”

      As usual, the court is talking out of both sides of it’s mouth (and getting both sets of lawyers paid over this bullshit).

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  28. on August 21, 2018 at 11:10 am dickycone

    I think Zuckerberg marrying a hard 5 did a lot to perpetuate this kind of delusional thinking.

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  29. on August 21, 2018 at 11:14 am Anonymous White Male

    So, a pound is worth over 7 dollars these days?

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  30. on August 21, 2018 at 11:17 am Igor

    I never cease to be amazed at the number of women who reach middle age without a basic knowledge of human reproduction. She thought she was going to have more kids at 47? This is even more delusional then her belief that wealthy guys working in finance are eager to snatch up a middle aged single mom.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:23 am Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “I never cease to be amazed at the number of women who reach middle age without a basic knowledge of human reproduction.”

      Guess (((who))) controls biology edumakashun throughout The West?

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 11:25 am Captain Obvious

        In fairness to these chicks, no one ever told me anything about how quickly a ch!ldless woman’s ferti1ity falls off the edge of the cliff in her early 30s.

        I only started learning that sh!znat about 12 or 15 years ago, when I started reading about demographics.

        [CH: amazingly, nature has provided men with a near-perfect female fertility gauge: men’s eyes. a wrinkled, flabby old bat’s face most certainly does NOT say “i am ready to birth your champions”.]

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 11:33 am Igor

        Yeah, I put this sort of info in the “sky is blue, water is wet” category. It should be common knowledge even in the absence of a formal human reproduction course. I’ve known women with multiple advanced Ivy League degrees express genuine surprise that they failed to get pregnant in their late 30s/40s. Women’s inability to grasp such a basic concept is an indication of some sort of mental defect innate to their sex, not a lack of education.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 12:25 pm pelayo1683

        Young and nubile equals fertile.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 4:55 am Roy

        If I’ve been able to teach my daughters amything it’s this: Fertility window is limited. If you want kids don’t wait till you’re 30 to find a man. You’ll live to be 90 and have PLENTY of time for a shitty job in a cubicle if that;s what you want. And stay-at-home moms are the happiest women of all women.

        Those are things they’ll never learn from other women in professional positions of power. Or society. Or the (((media))).

        Teach your children well.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:24 pm pelayo1683

      With two Boomer medical professionals for parents, I didn’t get a single word of biological real-talk about female fertility until I was 25. Twenty. Five. And then, of all creatures, some frumpy, old Canadian lady I met with while backpacking through Cambodia informs me that peak fertility hits girls at age 17. I was practically in shock. More in shock over having never been told this. The actual facts of the matter, well, weren’t so shocking. It made sense.

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  31. on August 21, 2018 at 11:24 am jabowery

    “sophisticated” means he’s been gaslit by clown world sophistry to the point that he’s convinced he’s got no better options.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:26 am Captain Obvious

      He could be 70ish, with a Viagra/Cialis prescription.

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  32. on August 21, 2018 at 11:29 am Cloudswrest

    “Plus, most importantly, he must be willing to have more children (she’s always wanted four).”

    ————————

    There is in fact a potential breeding opportunity here. Now hear me out! Given that she is 47, the odds of her conceiving naturally are pretty slim. This means she’s going to need fresh exogenous eggs, i.e., NOT HERS. This leaves open the possibility of siring spawn with some prime eggs. She’s just a vessel.

    There was some discussion recently on Jim’s blog that women have not evolved any psychological defenses against literal biological cuckolding, as it is evolutionarily novel. They view any child they give birth to as theirs. So for any rich dude who can afford prime eggs, from women otherwise out of his reach, here is your opportunity!

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:43 am Cloudswrest

      Think, “Jodie Foster” in reverse!

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  33. on August 21, 2018 at 11:54 am Jay in DC

    I jump on Tinder every now and then just for shits & grins. It is definitely heading downhill in a big way. It is similar to what Hermes stated above. As Clown World grows the ‘list of demands’ gets longer and the attractiveness of those demanding gets lower. Also those insane 35—> women speaking as if they are 20 and have all the time in the world is exceptionally common now.

    The current market is insanity incarnate. First of all, they are VERY fucking hostile. Fully half of the profiles I flicked through are just angsty, angry, demanding, and entitled. Who the fuck wants to be around that for even a nano-second? I will tell you who. Thirsty ass beta herbs. And they are LEGION. This is why allows this shitshow to continue.

    Then you have the fact that we are down to about 1 in 10 or 1 in 20 women with a normal BMI. That reflects the thing we talk about on college campuses too which is even more distressing. Because at 18-21 you are the BEST you are ever going to be, its all downhill from there. If you are a hambeast then? Yikes…

    The West is fucking miserable in almost every aspect. Maybe in the in between places it is still somewhat normal but based on my own experience and talking to the peeps I know in other urban areas, its shyte pretty much across the board. Pozzed Gynarcho-Tyranny is our system of government and life in general.

    [CH: for the reasons you and hermes give (and which i’ve written about before), i abandoned online dating a long time ago. i saw the writing on the wall. face to face, eyeball to eyeball, is the only way a man can break through the entitled bitch field now. and yes the poz has gone national. all the big blue shitlib cities are the same — same shitlibbery, same slogans, same bumerp stickers and window signs, same restaurants, same local papers written in the same style, same craft breweries and gin distilleries, same nightclubs, same bars, same uber drivers, and same entitled battlecunt shrikes. about ten or fifteen years ago, a blueprint was set for how to gentrify cities, and it took off like wildfire through every shitlibopolis.]

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm Oswald Spengler

      Bring on The Second American Civil War…the sooner, the better.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:33 pm pelayo1683

      Hostile indeed. I was shamed by one TinderWitch as ‘selfish’ for the sane, primeval, and perfectly human desire to WANT MY OWN CHILDREN. This, on date number 2.

      In ten minutes on the interwebz I found out you could possibly cure her condition through natural means, fasting, diet changes, etc. Had she tried it, after suffering from it for nigh 17 years of her life? No. Did she even KNOW there were natural remedies and treatements for it, that can lead to a cure? No. Clearly couldn’t be bothered. To do a web search for ten minutes. Instead, just shame evil, selfish menz.

      Next.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:35 pm pelayo1683

      “all the big blue shitlib cities are the same — same shitlibbery, same slogans, same bumerp stickers and window signs, same restaurants, same local papers written in the same style, same craft breweries and gin distilleries, same nightclubs, same bars….”

      You could say the same for Suburbia, America, not just the big blue shitlib cities.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 12:40 pm Scanman

        Aside from the natural landscape, some of which is truly gorgeous, America is one drab, ugly, strip mall covered fucking mess.

        Economic America is a vast fucking eyesore.

        Where there is no vision, the people perish…

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 2:41 am Esteban Hazard

        Suburbs are really made for families to lock their children away for the day.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 8:00 am pelayo1683

        I would say suburbs were made to atomize and isolate White Man so as to destroy white Christian culture. E Michael Jones has a book on this. The other main reason, from my humble point of view: make us all oil addicts. Make us have to use oil and a car to do ANYTHING. And get us to actually pay for it all ourselves with the Federal Highway System. (((genuis))))

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 4:58 am Roy

        I call it McAmerica. It’s bland, monotonous, and you can’t tell if you’re in Bloomington, San Jose, Allentown, or Baton Rouge (except by the number of nogs present but even that measure doesn’t work as all urban areas are now nog central).

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 8:05 am PA

        Suburbs are refugee camps. Someone with a penetrating eye once wrote:

        Americans had spend the past six decades in the strange position of being, nominally and numerically, the defining racial group of the United States while being effectively barred from living in her cities. Instead, they were dispersed throughout refugee camps known as suburbs, secure on that turf at least until the next inbound moving van spurs them to once again run after “good schools.” Who the fuck lives like this.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 11:04 am pelayo1683

        It’s not living.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:37 pm Scanman

      I signed up for Tinder about a week ago just to see what all the fuss was about. In a word — weird. Just fucking weird and at times horrifying.

      Got a nine matches the first day, only one turned into an actual meet up which went nowhere.

      I think it’s a magnet for shit tier women who can’t be bothered to put in even a minimal effort to genuinely interact with another human being.

      If you are in a blueshitlibopolis, plan on swiping left A LOT. Holy lord…

      Anyway… don’t waste your time, gents. Even if you’re a model-caliber looking man (I’m not), I can’t imagine meeting a quality human being on that thing.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 3:49 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

        There oughtn’t be any need for Tindér.

        Girlz who are slim, put effort into appearance, and are pleasant and flirt a tiny bit should have no shortage of men approaching them as suitors/gentlemen callers.

        But no, they get fat, dumpy, frumpy, mouthy, sassy. They’d do well to kick off the sneakers and put on some heels more often.

        Granted, men need to get off the video games and learn how to talk to womyn, but that’s another poast.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 4:33 pm mmaier2112

        Nearly all the Tinder broads I saw were fat and tattooed and talking about how “my baby is my life!”

        No thanks, Tinder Whores.

        I think I’m just going back to uni for a degree, learning guitar and trolling for campus trim in person.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 12:37 pm PA

      Say, you’rea 17 year old high school senior. You have a cute, slim girlfriend from a good home.

      It’s said that women best cash in their commitment chips at a v. young age because they are at peak beauty.

      But reading what I read about the sexual market… young men are now at peak access to decent-looking girls with good personality.

      It’s a bad-odds gamble, isn’t it, for a teenage boy today to NOT put the bun in the oven and ring on the finger now?

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 3:31 pm pelayo1683

        17 year old girls shouldn’t be within earshot of 17 year old boys. They should be busy with tasks in the home, in some girls-only classes, and then be being presented by their betters to 20-25 year old young men at formal social events.

        17 year old boys should be being told to not worry one whit about those 17 year old girls, they’re too old for them, they’ll be old and haggard before they know it, to keep working and studying, keep their heads down, become a man, and then get one of their own when they’re 22-23.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 3:37 pm PA

        I’m separating the ideal from here-and-now.

        If 17-18 is the point shy of which girls become sexually used up, then a boy ought to get one before that happens.

        Does a 23 year old man have access to high school girls?

        It seems to me that, caveats aside, he has to choose: start a family NOW with undamaged goods or enter the tinder-toilet market.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 3:35 pm Southern WASP

      Tinder may not work for everybody, but I’ve had some good success with it. In my profile I have two pics – the first one I’m wearing a suit, the second one I’m hiking in the mountains. A lot of women go for the “sophisticated but rugged too” angle. In the bio, all I have is my height and city I live in. I don’t pay attention to the women’s bios. A lot of them will say things like “swipe left if you voted for Trump” or “looking for long term relationship only” but I think they probably put that up in case their friends see their profile and they don’t really mean it. I’ve banged several “I’m with her / long term relationship only” types from that app on the first date.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 10:02 pm Mr Meaner

        Southern WASP,

        Do you go on dates, or do you invite them directly to your place?

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 2:44 am Esteban Hazard

        Out of curiosity, are you above average height? That shit will work to your advantage big time.

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  34. on August 21, 2018 at 12:06 pm Major7

    After reading about Psychocunt and the shit (((she))) pulled, and that any man stayed, let alone a bunch of them, I’m kinda surprised that this fat old ballbusting single mommy hag didn’t get suitable offers.

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  35. on August 21, 2018 at 12:11 pm Anonymous

    She “won”, but the beautiful hatefact is she would pay 10x her winnings for a man she actually liked to text her back.

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  36. on August 21, 2018 at 12:24 pm Tam the Bam

    Classic metropolitan (Knightsbridge/Chelsea) eurotrash.
    Dutch ‘national’ with a curiously Czech name.
    Illuminating series of entrepreneurial activities, recently wound up.

    GENTLEMEN FOR HIRE LTD 26 January 2016 – 28 February 2017
    Previous company names
    GENT FOR HIRE LTD 11 Feb 2016 – 23 Feb 2016
    DATE A GENT LTD 26 Jan 2016 – 11 Feb 2016

    The mature drinker’s verdict? Gold-digging Eastern Euro retired whore who pimped/madamed gigolos for the SW1 set on the side.
    Can’t be brassick if she owns that flat in Lennox Gardens (basically a million/one-a-half million-plus per bedroom), but still somehow lusts after a sugar-granddaddy. And another babby, at 47. Forty-freakin-seven. Too much powdering of the tip-tilted nose there, I fear.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 2:08 pm Tipsy

      Tereza is Czech, but Burki is not. I looked it up: it could be Pakistani or Southern German.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 5:01 am Roy

        Dollars to donuts those 3 kids are mystery meat.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 1:37 pm Opus

        @Roy

        …but they are not . They are the same colour as Mrs Burki.

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  37. on August 21, 2018 at 12:28 pm Tam the Bam

    Also forgot (damn you, Mr James Beam!) she’s going after a (former?) rival in the man-pimping industry, a direct competitor.
    Over to Opus on this one, it’s too sophisticated for me to decipher.

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  38. on August 21, 2018 at 12:47 pm frank632

    If I’m a 40 something year old billionaire and I’m single, do you think I’m going to be looking for an age appropriate woman? Hell no. If I’m 47 and rich, she’d have to be at least 20 years younger than me i.e. at least 27, perhaps even younger than that. The only way I’d be with a same aged woman is if we were together since we both were younger. But if I’m single and looking, a same aged woman wouldn’t even be on my radar.

    She looks like she would have been very attractive 20-30 years ago. From 1988-2000 she probably was a legit Stacy.

    But now, she’s in no position to make those kind of demands and what older women don’t realize, at least consciously, is that even if they met their ideal man. Tall, good looking (even adjusting for age), rich, good in bed, drives a luxury or foreign car, owns lots of property etc, he’s going to be looking for a much younger woman and they’ll likely be able to get a much younger woman. That’s why women try to shame and brow beat men into dating “age appropriately”, even going so far as to calling men pedophiles for preferring younger women.

    She had her chance but she should have been on it at least 20 years ago, ideally sooner than that. Hell, she’d have had a better shot 10 years ago.

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  39. on August 21, 2018 at 12:53 pm Robert What?

    Yikes. She’s not even a good candidate for Pump ‘n Dump.

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  40. on August 21, 2018 at 1:31 pm Veritas

    Aging, Short, Overweight, Balding, Underemployed Single Dad (with No Game) Sues Dating Service Over ‘Lack Of Interested Women’

    There, fixed it! 😘

    [CH: fixed what? your simmering butthurt?
    ps i know a single dad who does very well with much younger ladies. seems the sprog baggage doesn’t hurt men’s chances like it hurts women’s chances! Nature!]

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 3:37 pm Veritas

      No, I agree with you about the dad’s, I was just trying to imitate the article’s title to show the irony if the sexes were reversed.. no one in the broader society would care for a single dad’s dating prospects, and that I was trying to, hyperbolically, draw attention to.

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  41. on August 21, 2018 at 1:35 pm Aging Single Mom Sues Dating Service Over ‘Lack Of Interested Men’ | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  42. on August 21, 2018 at 2:38 pm Anonymous

    Gotta love the UK a delusional hag got pounds for being washed up.

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  43. on August 21, 2018 at 2:55 pm pyrrhus

    L3100 is not $23,000…more like $4,500

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 3:34 pm Tam the Bam

      Alles ganz korrekt! You couldn’t even buy a ten year old (i.e. daffy-ducked) hi-roof Transit or Sprinter for that. A none-too-subtle pimphand backhander from the Bench there. Could M’Lord be a displeased ex-client?
      It’s the price of a Fat Slags’ fortnight trip to Magaluf, con bouzo.
      “Eeeh Sand, these ‘ere foreign monkeys don’t ‘alf give it laldie up the harris! But they will buy yer some o’them tempoorer prorns. Wiv sauce! Gi’z that sangria ovver ‘ere!”

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 7:39 pm guest

      They meant to write 13,100.

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  44. on August 21, 2018 at 5:56 pm Truth-hammer

    Yeesh! ‘That’s a man, baby.’– Austin Danger Powers.

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  45. on August 21, 2018 at 10:07 pm BrachaBenedicta

    There was once a joke-ad printed in an Eastern European magazine from the seventies.

    “Poor, sick, 80 year old lady looking for young, rich, handsome 25 year old. I can dream, can’t I?”

    I guess 21st century Western civ has finally caught up with late 70s Eastern European humor.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 7:13 pm frank632

      While I know that your typical 25 year old woman wouldn’t go for the typical 80 year old man, an 80 year old man has a better chance of getting a 25 year old woman than the reverse. Money and status can make up for lost physicality in a man in a way that it can’t for a woman.

      The typical handsome 25 year old man wouldn’t give a crap how much money and status an 80 year old woman has…. he’s not going to pass up an attractive woman his age or younger for an octogenarian woman.

      On the other hand, with enough money and status, an 80 year old man can get a 25 year old woman to pass on men her age or slightly older/younger who are more physically attractive than he is. See the late Hugh Hefner for more details.

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  46. on August 22, 2018 at 10:49 am Ergo Slugg

    Your post leaves out the best part of the article!

    “Susie Ambrose, the founder and company director of Seventy Thirty, said Ms Burki had joined with the “lofty and unrealistic” expectations, adding, “We are a niche, exclusive agency, not a mainstream, mass-market online dating service. We are not going to have thousands of members because there simply aren’t thousands of single, wealthy, high-calibre prospects out there.”

    Even the broad who founded the company acknowledges that the crazy women are chasing a tiny sliver of the “highest-quality” men! Then this delusional 47 year old thinks that she can trap such a man, AT HER AGE???

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  47. on August 22, 2018 at 10:51 pm -B-

    The question should be how does a grown adult not know these match making services are simply a scam? There’s a reason they never list prices. It’s because the price is based on how much they think they scam out of each person. The more desperate and higher income the mark the higher the price becomes.

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