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Bourdain’s Bane

August 21, 2018 by CH

The late Anthony Bourdain’s girlfriend, Hapsburg ho Asia Argento…

…didn’t wait long to throw the barely cold body of her former lover under the bus when she claimed he was the one who pushed her to make a hush money payout to her underage loverboy. #YouToo?!

Those dead beta males…useful in a pinch when a psychoslag narcissist wants to burnish her public image and shift blame.

Argento, for those who don’t know, was one of the leading wights in the PoundMeToo movement, a first accuser in the Weinstein scandal. Now she’s hoist by her own poontard. And Harvey himself has called her a hypocrite. He may be a sleaze, but he’s not wrong. He was just a sleaze surrounded by sleazy women who enabled his sleaze. Infinite sleazeback loops.

Bourdain is emblematic of so many contextually alpha men who in their souls are still anxious, nipple-latching, outcome-dependent betaboys who can’t or won’t play the playettes. Soulless cunts like Argento feast on these types. And it’s not exactly a one-way street. Bourdain gets to tap ass that a non-famous Bourdain likely never touches.

Bourdain killed himself because he was distraught that his lover Asia Argento was a serial cheater who was probably cheating on him with 17yo boys. Bourdain’s Pain is existential; a tragic figure who didn’t fly too close to the sun…he flew straight into it. Happily. Suicidally.

It’s just another dreary dispatch from Clown World.

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  1. on August 21, 2018 at 4:56 pm Rick Derris

    She was sending skank signals way back in the first “XXX” movie.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 1:46 am Red

      She was also fucking ugly back then too. I can remember her beauty being hyped before the movie and then it was meh. The movie was shit too.

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  2. on August 21, 2018 at 4:57 pm Il Principe

    Reverse the sexes and Argento is going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison for life.

    MUH PATRIARCHY!!

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  3. on August 21, 2018 at 4:58 pm NostalgiaMan

    Bourdain was a Jew.

    He likely had many of the same sexual hangups inadequacies and neuroses surrounding women that are detailed in David Horowitz’s book, Radical Son.

    Something really strange about Jewish men and their mothers that is incomprehensible to the Gentile mind.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 1:48 am Red

      How do you think (((Freud))) came up with the Oedipus complex

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 12:47 pm GameKeeper

      He was a Jew who celebrated and advocated the extinction of the White race. Good riddance to him.

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  4. on August 21, 2018 at 4:59 pm Bourdain’s Bane | @the_arv

    […] Bourdain’s Bane […]

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  5. on August 21, 2018 at 5:01 pm Rick Derris

    And in other news, is it any surprise that the murderer is illegally in the country?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/08/21/mollie-tibbetts-has-been-found-dead-a-month-after-she-vanished-authorities-say

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 5:49 pm traitors first

      EGK, right again

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 6:32 pm Libertardian

      “The broad contours of Tibbetts’s death are reminiscent of the murder of Kate Steinle, a 32-year-old white woman whose 2015 death, after she was struck by a bullet in a popular area of San Francisco, has become a cri de cœur for Trump and other conservatives and proponents of harsher immigration laws.”

      How’d that get in there? In another oversight, comments are enabled.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 6:46 pm Libertardian

        Comment: ‘This case is tragic.
        But the fact of the matter is…
        1. You have a better chance of being struck by lightening than being killed by an undocumented immigrant. [link to CNN]’

        I’m sure her family feels better knowing she beat the odds. Just one more egg we had to break to make the liberal utopian omelet.

        [CH: CNN is a den of repulsive shitstains. anyone linking to it favorably has swallowed the shitstain pill.]

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 10:04 pm Libertardian

        Conveniently, libs can now try to bury this story with Manafort/Cohen.

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 8:21 am oink

        two can play this game.

        Who cares about the tribulations of a two-bit ((lolyer)) in Haymmye’Town when ‘llegal mestizos are killing ARE GIRLS!!

        P.S. Tibbets, is that the commander of Enola Gay?

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  6. on August 21, 2018 at 5:15 pm Bob

    You can see something is wrong with her on the Rome episode of Parts Unknown. Bourdain was cynical about his product, but he was ultimately optimistic about authenticity and loyalty.

    That said, if you want a taste of his artistic proclivities, a good quarter of the show in Rome is dedicated to Pier Paulo Passolini, whose “Salò, or 120 Day in Sodom” is credited both as pornography and an anti-capitalist anti-fascist horror movie.

    All in all, just check out the tattoos and make up your mind. You don’t need to bother with “The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things”, in which Argento plays a white trash “mom” alongside her alleged victim in a bout of creepy poverty porn.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 5:32 pm Oleaginous Outrager

      Argento has been fucked up forever. She openly admits her entire career (and by extension most of her life) has been a vain attempt to get Daddy to pay attention to her (she also seems to no relationship with her mother).

      Besides, she’s a divorced mother of two with more graffiti on her body than a public bathroom. In what world is she a good catch?

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  7. on August 21, 2018 at 5:24 pm gregorwayne

    The bottom line: Hollywood is a den of sin, and there are no innocents involved with the hole.

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  8. on August 21, 2018 at 5:32 pm williamk

    She’s not even good looking IMO. Sure, she’s not fat and not ugly. But there’s absolutely nothing special about her. Wtf Bourdain.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 5:41 pm Jay Fink

      Her muscles and tattoos are a turnoff to me. I sure wouldn’t kill myself over her.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 6:22 pm Bucky

        Agreed…or any chick for that matter. If it goes South, which most relationships eventually do, then enjoy the process of gaming the next one. Gaming/ hunting is where the fun is anyway.

        I learned a lot here over the last two years of lurking. Thanks everyone!

        …especially the commenter who posted about giving her your cellphone with the new contact open with her name in it and letting her put in her number. It has worked several times for me recently and eased the anxiety of pulling off the transition from flirting to follow up. ZGF, amused mastery, lol. Put it in or don’t, but give me my phone back, lol vs “hey, can I get your number” while giving off fear of rejection pheromones.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 5:52 pm Cracker

      i hate the tats and muscles as well. also the ballbuster attitude she put on. flipping off the camera, flexing biceps, tongue out, chin out smug poses, all that crap

      bourdain’s mma fighter ex was very similar. chest tats and all. the mean strung out biker chick look was definitely his type. sad

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  9. on August 21, 2018 at 5:40 pm Doktor Jeep

    Saw an image of her with her hair up. She has a very manly “high T” hairline.

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  10. on August 21, 2018 at 5:52 pm traitors first

    “He was just a sleaze surrounded by sleazy women who enabled his sleaze.”

    and yet these women call themselves nasty women like it’s a badge of honor.
    EGK, right again and no the winning is not getting tiring.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 10:00 am Exurban

      Yes, when they tell you they’re nasty, believe it.

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  11. on August 21, 2018 at 6:08 pm Jack

    Another manifestation of the extreme female id that I am surprised hasn’t been examined at Le Chateau yet is the sick, sordid saga of Canada’s victim extraordinaire Amanda Lindhout. For the sake of brevity, here is the condensed progression of terrible decisions, runaway narcissism, near-fatal idiocy, destruction of one’s own femininity, and finally (of course), attention-whoring par excellence:

    https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/current-affairs/amanda-lindhout-recounts-15month-somalia-ordeal-on-andrew-denton-interview/news-story/7aa1ccb6a54b4564e6b885793c549309

    1. circa early 2000s…slutty globetrotting “waitress” fucks her way around the world with various male companions for the thrills and worldliness. Gets the travel bug.

    2. Fancies herself a NatGeo correspondent with cleavage, but having no such skill, works for a propaganda arm of Iranian state TV in next-level tourist destinations like Iraq and Afghanistan.

    3. In 2008, ups the ante by dragging her beta Aussie fuckbuddy photographer friend to SOMALIA to cut her teeth on a civil war in the most lawless territory on Earth, teeming with pirates, drugged up children with machine guns, and extreme poverty. But hey, telling a story, doing good, right? (Oh by the way this is completely of her own accord, no organization sanctioned this, she just went there for the thrills, feels, and with luck, some per diem meals with Christian Amanpour or some shit.)

    4. Three days in, gets kidnapped for ransom if by armed teenagers on the side of the road.

    5. Brutally gang-raped for a year and a half by Somali teens whose greatest memory in life will be getting their turn to use this dumb white bitch who exuberantly wandered into their squalid shithole despite all dire warnings, good sense, and even instinctual self-preservation. Truly a gift from Allah.

    6. Eventually her rank stupidity is paid for (to the tune of 1.2M) by the family of her Australian boyfriend along with the capitulating Australian and Canadian governments but not before SHE feels betrayed that the Aussie’s family was willing to get him out first with their limited resources. ME FIRST, I’M A WOMAN!

    7. 21st century denouement: book and screenplay deals, lucrative speaking gigs, slush-fund charitable foundations, glowing accolades, and fawning press for her bravery and perseverance! Instagram the whole damn thing–the cocktail parties, the celebrity meetings, but curiously…no man.

    8. 2018– Forgives the misunderstood captors for all the torture-rape and starvation. Permanent thousand-cock stare. Law degree. Partners with Somali-Canadian minister of immigration to send Canadians’ money to Somalia, and Somalians to Canada. Sluts it up and gets drunk with enabling girlfriends. Soulessness normalized.

    You cants make this shit up.

    [CH: good write-up. made me sick to my stomach.]

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 6:54 pm Jay in DC

      ““Surprisingly, what I felt in that moment was sympathy, compassion for this young man who was on top of me, hurting me. It felt like relief from all the hatred and anger that I had held onto so tightly for, you know, the months that had led up to that moment.””

      Gang raped every day for a year straight. Like I said in the other comment. They are MORE than willing to suffer any degradation including death for these poor afflicted youf.

      This is a fanatical religion, dare call it anything else and explain it.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 7:51 pm Redone

        Think she’s flicked the bean to that thought?

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 8:09 pm Ironsides

        Yep, they’re zealots.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 8:13 pm Sentient

        “War Brides” in action…

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 7:54 am Scanman

        Sounds horrible, but it would have been better for everyone she will ever come in contact with, if she wouldn’t have survived.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 7:44 pm pelayo1683

      what a massive, massive cunt.

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 9:27 pm itsme

      jeezus, look at that al jizzeera screengrab. the look on the dude’s face is one of hopeless despair – he doesn’t think he’s getting out of this alive. the look on her face is one of ‘i hope they don’t put too much garlic in the hummus today’.

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      • on August 21, 2018 at 9:36 pm itsme

        ^^^ the first screengrab, the one with her wearing the red bedsheet

        I had a really amazing experience one day when Abdulla was raping me

        i’d like to believe this is some form of ptsd, the brain retconning the events to make what happened easier to recall, but sadly that’s probably not the case.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 12:13 am Thud

      Agreed, good summary. She was all over the media last year as a suffering saint. Glad to see the full backstory come to light. Trudeautopia writ large.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 1:54 am Red

      She needs to pay back every dime of taxpayer money wasted on her worthless ass

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 2:16 am markgm28

      So she wore headscarves and he grew a mudslime beard, and it looks like they participated in Muslim prayers. Even more disgusting than the global sluttery, naivety, virtue signalling, and begging for ransom is that they became Muslim.
      Paraphrasing William Wallace: Say ‘Jesus is Lord’ and you may die; become Muslim and you may live, at least for a while

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  12. on August 21, 2018 at 6:13 pm jgarveyrose

    Shiv of the year.

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  13. on August 21, 2018 at 6:14 pm pyrrhus

    No, Bourdain was probably murdered because he knew too much about the trafficking rings…

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    • on August 21, 2018 at 11:10 pm Carlos Danger

      That’s what I think too. The prosecutor originally said there was foul play then changed his story to no foul play. Bourdain was in the club..

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    • on August 28, 2018 at 4:53 pm Sam J.

      I agree. He was offed. How exactly do you hang yourself in a hotel room? What is strong enough to hang a body off of? I don’t believe for a minute that you can hang yourself on a doorknob like all these, supposed, suicides do.

      They were both degenerates. I doubt her having sex with the kid bothered him at all unless he was pissed he wasn’t able to join in.

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  14. on August 21, 2018 at 7:50 pm oink

    “Hapsburg ho”

    I am not worthy …

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  15. on August 21, 2018 at 7:54 pm pelayo1683

    You’re fucking Harvey Weinstein, Anthony Bourdain, and mouth-raping helpless, baby-faced 17 year olds. As a famous, decent-looking actress from a country full of handsome, swarthy lotharios.

    You are a loser. The quintessential female version of a beta. A total yardsale of a human being.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 7:59 am Scanman

      That really does seem to be the sum total — euro skank loser.

      When you get down to it, most of the celebrity class are hollowed out, profoundly damaged people.

      There are a few with a core and an interior life — those are the one’s most viciously attacked by the (((media machine))).

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      • on August 22, 2018 at 8:03 am pelayo1683

        Right, tell me where any of these women have publicly applauded, brought to the public’s attention, any number of the girls and women who left Hollywood because they refused to play the game. Where is that happening in the #MeToo movement?

        They’ll bitch, moan, but make sure all eyes are kept on them and their drama. Bring attention to the real, no-name heroines who kept their integrity? Crickets.

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    • on August 22, 2018 at 8:08 pm Anonymous

      Like Santa said: ‘Ho! ‘Ho! ‘Ho!

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  16. on August 21, 2018 at 10:13 pm mendo

    Was blaming Bourdain all part of her plan?

    Of courshh!

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  17. on August 22, 2018 at 10:51 am Bourbon Apocalypse: A Whiskey Son of Sorrow

    “Bourdain is emblematic of so many contextually alpha men who in their souls are still anxious, nipple-latching, outcome-dependent betaboys who can’t or won’t play the playettes. Soulless cunts like Argento feast on these types. And it’s not exactly a one-way street. Bourdain gets to tap ass that a non-famous Bourdain likely never touches.

    Bourdain killed himself because he was distraught that his lover Asia Argento was a serial cheater who was probably cheating on him with 17yo boys. Bourdain’s Pain is existential; a tragic figure who didn’t fly too close to the sun…he flew straight into it. Happily. Suicidally.”

    This is material for contemplation, indeed. How many of us can be contextually alpha but still know, deep within (unlike what she said), that we are playing a role as opposed to assuming–and becoming–that role? Most.

    Still, to say that Bourdain went to his end happily comes across as rather…tacky. Blame that way of thinking on my Southern mom’s influence, e.g., bless his heart and all that. He seemed like a man who suffered willingly, but not happily.

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  18. on August 22, 2018 at 11:28 am Tam the Bam

    Jaheezus! It’s taken me days, and a day off, to do the 100-mile-plus round trip to the ‘local’ NHS surgery. Just to get the All-Clear( wind up the sirens) again.

    If you’re over 60 they hound the fucking life out of you. On a monthly basis. Thanks Nye.
    Because they can’t imagine old, healthy, nauseatingly-active (former, but fined and confiscated to buggery because Recusant) aristocrats with accidentally-inherited genetics being any better then their lumpfish selves.
    Wot dyes at furty, wiv a kebab dahn da froat, and wozn’t really pissed OK?

    (Amerifats take note; no actual surgery takes place there. Unless you’re a slow-moving cheese roll, and they’ve speed-waxed their dentures with gas torches and irons . Strictly Tea&Sympathy, for exactly 7 minutes. Now fuck off. We have pregnant wogs and druggies to care for, and you have P.A.Y.E.targets to deliver, british serf).

    But. But but butt ..
    Asia is not a gurl.
    She’s an extremely dull “comedian” (comedienne?), name of Alan Roger Davies.
    Crypto-Cymri. Very dangerous. Trust me I ken. Avoid, or burn.

    (will not link icons of Triumphant Evil; mod is too mighty. Browz img yourselves)

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  19. on August 22, 2018 at 12:36 pm Thucydides

    Bourdain, for all the situational alpha he was, was basically getting eaten alive from the inside by his failure as a man to retain a loyal partner. Recall that his ex-wife (another) go-grrrl slag slept around… or at least made it painfully obvious she wanted to – with tons of MMA type dudes. Beta bux, alpha fux.

    Here comes Argento, who he places high up on the pussy pedestal and she does the same thing… running around Rome and all of Europe cucking him hard and publicly for the world to see. The humiliation was more than he could bare, especially given that he was supposed to be this big time alpha guy. That’s how I see it. And this story just further cements the obvious… that Argento is a cheap Italian ho.

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  20. on August 22, 2018 at 12:46 pm Tam the Bam

    Ackchually: ackchually, having bog-snorkelled the Argento-thing’s public droppings again.
    It’s savagely Autistic (check inappropriate ‘smiling’ in various photos). and very, very small/underheighted.
    Smash its wobbly, sterile and diseased spine with a hammer. Or club.
    Then set it on fire. It’s not Like Us.

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  21. on August 22, 2018 at 8:06 pm Anonymous

    She and her young F-buddy look pretty happy in “the” selfie they took afterwards TMZ is running now. She’s trash and he’s happy he got him some o’ dat.

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