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Bourdain’s Betaness

August 23, 2018 by CH

Additional dreary details about Bourdain’s love life have come to my attention, which buttress my initial impression that Bourdain killed himself in an act of despair over his constant victimization by femme fatale maneaters.

People who speculated about Anthony Bourdain being a cuck (and possibly committing suicide over it) were right after all. Imagine paying $380,000 to a 16 year old boy to not brag about banging your woman…

***

Bourdain was cucked by his wife, also, who was fucking her BJJ trainer while he was overseas filming his TV show. Then his girlfriend cucked him with that French journalist and then he paid one of her accusers off to help her. Bourdain may have been a so-called “success” in his TV business, but he cucked big time by women. Typical blue pill Boomer.

***

Bourdain was a millionaire many times over, bestselling author, TV star.

And he got shittier, more unfaithful road worn pussy than your average Chad doing HVAC or crown molding installation.

Bourdain had the soul of a pussy pedestal polishing beta male. He’s proof that fame and wealth are short-lived, fragile, unstable male SMV boosts when they sit atop the foundation of an ingrained basic beta attitude.

A reader kvetches,

That’s kind of a long winded way of saying he was a YKW

I figured that was superfluous.

PS From MPC Status Updates:

The Conservative Case for White Genocide

Bonus:

dont want your daughters death politicized? i dont want my country invaded by [natural conservatives]

PPS Women who have a thing for younger men (or worse, teen boys) are some of the most fucked up specimens of humanity. Only men (like Macron) who go for much older women can compete with them in the fucked-up sweepstakes.

PPPS Every day it seems single women make the case for repealing the 19th.

PMS A White girl was permanently separated from her family by an indio. Will shitlibs bawl uncontrollably? (not a single tear)

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  1. on August 23, 2018 at 1:28 pm Corinth Arkadin

    “And he got shittier, more unfaithful road worn pussy than your average Chad doing HVAC or crown molding installation.”

    Brilliant.

    Also, First.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 1:49 pm Captain Obvious

      >>>>> “HVAC or crown molding installation”

      Yep.

      That’s an instant classic rot thar.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:05 pm Lichthof

        Check out the Ben Affleck pictures in the media today. Hilarious but the women he’s been getting lately in the pictures I saw looked road worn indeed.
        Ben fuking Affleck!

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:48 pm Captain Obvious

        In the pictures I’ve seen of him lately, Ben Affleck is 46 going on 92.

        Dude looks like he’s got one foot squarely in the gr@ve.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:15 pm trav777

        In her defense, BJJ instructors are the most sexy men alive…totally irresistible for all bitchez

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  2. on August 23, 2018 at 1:28 pm mendo

    There’s good money to be made in HVAC and/or installing crown molding.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 2:23 pm Captain Obvious

      Make $75,000/yr in the trades?

      Or make $35,000/yr as a cubicle monkey wage s1ave for ZOG while carrying $125,000 in student loan debt?

      Hmmm…

      Hold on while I go take out $200,000 in student loan debt for an MBA so I can be taught how to run those numbers.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 3:45 pm Thud

        Skilled trades are where it’s at if you’re not a member of the clerisy. Five yesrs ago Jmen were pulling in over CAD 200K (~USD 160K at the time) up at Syncrude. Apprentices over 80K ffs! Newfies wid brand new trucks every year, b’yn a house fer da missus… Paid ahhff in tree yearss b’ye.

        Even now Local 48, among others, has dozens of unfilled calls. $48/hr plus benefits!

        But bug-entities shit on the plumber and the drywaller every chance they get cos he has no degree from the New School or wherever

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 4:18 pm Jay in DC

        One of my Zyklon nephews did the smart thing and followed his shitlord relative’s advice.

        He is an apprentice electrician and w/ overtime at age TWENTY. He is already into the 50K bracket. Journeyman he will pop to 75K mid-20s and by late 20s early 30s he will be Master Electrician doing 100K+

        College who?

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 4:34 pm Thud

        Right on J, buy your nephew a drink sometime, he did the right thing.

        Thing is, with many trades there’s lots of upgrading courses for new products, technologies etc. So you’re always learning something new if you want to. Plus later on he can get into an engineering school through the back door, with years of experience none of the other dorks will ever have.

        Man if i had to do it all over again, I’d have gotten my power lineman ticket right outta high school. Reading the latest PG&E wage schedule the other day made my eyes bleed with envy. Oh well live and learn.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 7:46 pm Lucius Somesuch

        Dear Capn

        I know you’re a smart guy and work real hard, but I couldn’t help notice yr Schumer GMAT prep left sum wholez in yrou algibberz und gayometrezs lolzlzolz

        hope u lick ur katz

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:09 pm Lichthof

        Electricians can also do their own work on the side.
        In the DC area white English speaking tradesmen are in much demand

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 6:53 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        Lord Thunderin’ Lightning!

        I did a stint up at Fort Mac in the early 2000s. A true Wild West/Gold Rush town if there ever was one, bye.

        20 year old guys, making 100,000 a year. New trucks, ATVs, quads, you name it. Throwing money around like crazy. Drugs, hookers everywheres, 10-1 male to female ratio. Natives. Homeless. Just an insane place.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:50 pm Carlos Danger

        Fort McMurray- always wondered what it was like. Almost no one here understood you Les. I bet I’m the only Yank who did. 10+2! ten provinces and 2 territories. PEI, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Ontario, New Brunswick, Quebec, Saskatchewan, Alberta, Manitoba, and British Columbia plus the NE territory and Yukon Nunavit is PC so it doesn’t count

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 3:28 pm Blastmaster

      Not to mention the stay at home Milfs

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 10:14 am Lichthof

      Les – sounds like the oil rush in Dakota

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  3. on August 23, 2018 at 1:32 pm Sentient

    Bourdain was a broken guy at heart. Long periods of hard core drug use. He almost killed himself over his first wife.

    If he wasn’t 6’4″ and somewhat handsome he would have never got to tv and probably would have OD’d in some flophouse at some point.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 3:57 pm Major7

      Or possilbly he would have worked as a chef like he was supposed to do, earned an honest living, never been a famous tv chef whore, and would never have met Asia the devil worshipping pervert.

      Probably would have done the drugs though. Being a chef is a stressful job.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 9:29 pm jOHN MOSBY

        Probably got the Hep and other diseasery from all the dope shootin’ he did, so being a chef wasn’t an option anymore.

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  4. on August 23, 2018 at 1:34 pm Aeoli Pera

    >dont want your daughters death politicized? i dont want my country invaded by [natural conservatives]

    How about “If we had a wall your daughter would be alive. But hey, that’s just my politics, you’re entitled to your opinion too.”

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  5. on August 23, 2018 at 1:35 pm Sentient

    “Then his girlfriend cucked him with that French journalist and then he paid one of her accusers off to help her. ”

    This is backwards. he was a massive white knight who PAID first then got cucked, then Bourdained himself.

    Just think of him as the guy buying the girl 38,000 drinks…

    [CH: in truth, there’s barely a hair’s breadth worth of separation between a white knight and a cuck]

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm Sentient

      Each know they alone are unworthy…

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 2:19 pm Captain Obvious

        Hey CH, check out the pic which Licthof poasted on the previous essay, of Miss Molly “Unblinking” Tibetts. https://goo.gl/images/FGLq7f

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 2:19 pm Captain Obvious

        #PhysiognomyIsReal.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 2:26 pm pulsotic

        @Cap’n
        What am I looking for in the pic? What is the take away from her physiognomy?

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 2:56 pm markgm28

        pulsitic, in the pic where she’s wearing glasses she has crazy eyes

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 3:52 pm Thud

        Spexface reminiscent of

        https://goo.gl/images/XgPYvM

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 8:06 am pulsotic

        I see one pic of wide eyed, the others in joogle are normal. I need patterns (0casio cor?ez) to make judgements. “I guess what I think I meant was” what conclusions about the events are we supposed to take from a suggestion of her physiognomy?

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 11:12 am Les Saunders, Protestant

        There’s a globalist girl intern who is soon departing the orifice to “do her masters (in basket weaving studies, pretentious twats)”. She has unblinking eyes. Noticed it a while back. I chalked it up to her being a de-souled, bernankified, globalist socialist, who “did internships in West Africa working with NGOs.”
        She’s 24, and taking a holiday to France to celebrate the end of her internship, stating, “I haven’t been to Paris in a log time.”
        What kind of 24 year old student, at that age, hasn’t been to Paris in a “long time.”
        I can see her life unfold and its going to be a soulless one.

        People really misunderestimate the perniciousness of NGOs and the role they play in spreading communism, brainwashing the populace, and acting as fronts for big money and recruiting operatives. (See: Gregory Maniatis). They should be the first to go. Orban knows this.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 6:25 pm Jordi

      Unlike the WK, the cuck f**ed at least once

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  6. on August 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm ultimathule1

    “Bourdain may have been a so-called ‘success’ in his TV business, but he cucked big time by women. Typical blue pill Boomer.”
    What does the fact that he was a Boomer have to do with any of that? I wasn’t aware that Boomers are more blue-pilled than other generations. I know plenty of Boomers who aren’t.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 3:08 pm Suburban_elk

      “I wasn’t aware that Boomers are more blue-pilled than other generations.”

      So a boomer isn’t aware of how his generation is perceived.

      What are the odds.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:40 pm pelayo1683

        Blue-pill, red-pill might not be the right dichotomy to set up for analyzing Boomer men. Most Boomers still saw enough traditional examples of manliness and femininity to have had many good instincts. But those instincts did not last. The (((Media))) and the (((femequalist Narrative))) wore away at them, slowly. Most Boomer men I know still put on a good front, and they believe their own act. But in the home, in politics, in mixed company, in so many ways they betray their cuckery. They ushered in the cucked nation we now live in.

        I’d say that their boyish instincts, formed in the 50s and early 60s when men were still men and women still women, served them well for their first 30 years of their lives. Then a tidal wave hit them. Most are intellectually lost, from my experience. They are masters at mimicking, having been the first true fascist generation of our nation. (see: public schooling) They know how to fall in line, but put on airs as though they are still tough and independent, while following the crowd. They stay quiet like pussies when it might offend the ladies. Then they’ll talk tough in the locker room. Predictable shit.

        We were raised blue-pilled and we have chosen to take the red pill. They were raised red-pilled and chose to take the blue-pill, albeit slowly and incrementally.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:53 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “We were raised blue-pilled and we have chosen to take the red pill. They were raised red-pilled and chose to take the blue-pill, albeit slowly and incrementally.”

        KKK0tY material.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 3:23 pm Dread Forman

      I know some Mexicans who are nice people.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 4:20 pm Jay in DC

        I have a black friend! He seems, nice…

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 4:39 pm Scanman

        My accountant is jewish. Great guy!

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 11:53 am greginaurora

        My boys’ teachers are women. I believe they genuinely care about them!

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      • on August 25, 2018 at 10:05 am trav777

        everybody seems to have a nice black friend…maybe we all know the same guy?

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 5:00 pm Greg Eliot

      I wasn’t aware that Boomers are more blue-pilled than other generations.

      They’ ain’t.

      The two generations that followed them make boomers look like NAH-ZEEs.

      Some o’ the yeggs ’round chere don’t think so good when it comes to their boomer parents.

      For every blue-pill boomer I’ll show you twenty “Me” generation no-accounts and forty millennials.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 9:48 pm Macro Investor

        Yep. It’s pretty funny how detailed they are able to describe these boomers they hate. Almost as if it’s a single person they know well.

        Hate for your parents turns into hate for millions you never met. How low IQ of them.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 9:53 pm Greg Eliot

        Don’t know if it’s low IQ, per se, or just the usual binary thought process that most on BOTH sides of the political spectrum evince these days…

        … ESPECIALLY when it comes to Cyberian pontification and debate.

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 4:10 am Matatan

      Boomers managed to get soy faces before soy milk was a thing. Have hated these fuckers since high school.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:08 pm Ironsides

        This “muh Bewmers” stuff has gone beyond absurd to just flat-out nuts.

        “Had soy faces before soy milk was a thing.”

        Have you ever been around actual humans?

        These put-downs are reaching the level of pure fantasy.

        Yes, the “Boomers” were alive during the moment of demographic betrayal with the 1965 immigration act. They were teenagers at the time. They were unaware of it. It’s not like they hit 18 and started collectively shrieking “we want to turn the USA brown!”

        They were born in a supermajority White USA. They grew up in one. For a long time, it appeared they were living in one. They had shit to do, like working and feeding their families. There wasn’t this giant “Bewmer” conspiracy to brown the country involving every single one of them. Most of them remained unaware of it because it was invisible for a long time.

        That’s the entire effing point of “boiling the frog slowly.”

        Without “muh Bewmers” the 2nd Amendment would be long fucking gone. Without “muh Bewmers” Trump wouldn’t have been elected.

        You’re turning an entire generation of White people — your own parents and grandparents, for fuck’s sake — into cardboard demons because something bad was done simultaneously with them existing.

        Well, guess what, the tranny shit was done simultaneously with the so-called “Generation Zyklon” being in their teens. So shall we start up a “fucking Zykloners should all be run over by steamrollers, those fuckers caused all this tranny stuff!”? That’s how logical this babble is.
        ——–

        Yeah, the Boomers were there at the moment of betrayal. They didn’t know about it, or if they did know about it, they were helpless to change it unless they somehow simultaneously rose up and seized control of the system to forestall a disaster that lay hidden by the veils of the future. They couldn’t see 40 years ahead and assumed that what they saw would last forever.

        Congratulations. You’ve successfully convicted them of the crime of being human. The same crime of which every biped that’s walked this earth has been guilty, is guilty, and shall be guilty.

        “Humanity is beastly and stupid, aye, and helpless, and there’s the end of it.” — George MacDonald Fraser’s “Flashman and the Redskins”
        ———-

        And finally, a lot of this seems like a prolonged version of the adolescent “oh mah gewd, I haet my stodgy old mom and dad, I wish they’d just die!!!!11!”

        These are your own effing people. Your own flesh and blood. When they’re gone, are you going to look back and think, “Damn, I just didn’t spend enough time hating my own family, ya know?” You’re going to feel like shit, more likely, that you went through this ridiculous 10 minutes hate about them.

        Wasting your venom on your own kin during the brief time you get to know them in this world, rather than directing it against your actual enemies.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:48 pm greginaurora

        Boomers are still hated because, no matter what’s happened, it’s never been their fault. “The Apex Of History” has never, ever, been able to acknowledge their failures and correct for them. “It wuz muh parents, they wuz teh betrayers!” “We elected Reagan yiu lozers (also Demcrat congress lol)” “We had teh Woodstock and Protestin what yiu GenX ever done we are the best you are the worst har har”.

        Own it, dude. The hatred all non-boomers have for all boomers stems from that. “We did everything right and everything wrong was somebody else’s fault”. No matter how many different ways boomerism had failed, you’ve never stopped to say “We were wrong. Sorry. We’ll help you clean up this mess we made.”

        After the black riots you could have said “Whoa, I guess we ARE different. Overturn the Civil Rights Act.” After women lost their minds you could have said, “Dang, I guess we ARE different. Overturn the 19th NOW.” But you didn’t do anything. You just whined about how your parents destroyed your childhoods. Two whole generations now have followed the boomers and the thing that sticks out is that the people with the idealized fantasyland utopian childhoods are the ones complaining, for DECADES about how Meany McMeanerson their parents were and how everything bad in the world was their fault.

        We learned from you. Narcissism is disgusting. And dangerous. And stupid.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:37 pm Matatan

        They also got triggered before triggering was a thing.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:38 pm Carlos Danger

        In all honesty, Boomers are a mix of people as all other generations are. What people resent most is the ones who were liberal and well to do that became the secret Marxists that plague us now. People resented them back in 1966 too. I know and knew a lot of tough Boomers- Viet Nam vets for the most part.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 2:10 pm Ironsides

        @greginaurora

        I’m not a boomer. Nor do I argue that the Boomers “did everything right.” Did you even read my post?

        “Beastly and stupid, aye, and helpless” doesn’t sound like a ringing endorsement.

        They were stupid, shortsighted, unable to see the future, mostly ignorant of the past, complacent, and limited.

        In short, they were bog-standard humans. Why do you think history is one crisis after another as far back as the eye can see?

        “the people with the idealized fantasyland utopian childhoods are the ones complaining, for DECADES about how Meany McMeanerson their parents were and how everything bad in the world was their fault.”

        Yes, you make my point exactly.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 2:13 pm Greg Eliot

        You Me generations and later can own THIS (Sipowicz salute).

        People of the so-called Boomer generation are a lot quicker to admit when they’re wrong than any generation younger… as well as evince anything one wishes to describe as a tell of character vis-a-vis the all-but-characterless children that followed… you can see that just from this forum alone.

        If Boomers made ANY mistake, it was being too soft on their children and grandchildren, in the misguided thought that by giving them far greater opportunities, they’d somehow make the most of ’em and actually be thankful.

        Instead, y’all because a bunch of solipsistic, greedy, muh dik, no-God-loving bunch of punks.

        Not all… but many… all-too-many.

        And ‘Murrica is bearing the fruit of YOUR actions now far more than any mistakes made by bogeymen boomers.

        So if you wanna point to splinters in your elders eyes, first remove the fenceposts from your own.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 2:18 pm Ironsides

        “Overturn the Civil Rights Act.”
        “Overturn the 19th NOW.”

        Well, why haven’t YOU done it, then? What are you, a fucking Boomer? Get it done. You haven’t done anything. You’ve just whined about how the Boomers destroyed your childhood.

        Apparently the Boomers were gods who could just up and change the direction of the Federal Juggernaut with a snap of their fingers. While the succeeding generations are curiously helpless. The Boomers had infinite power and are not to be excused for not exercising it, and the later generations have zero power and therefore aren’t to be blamed for anything THEY allow to continue.

        Why am I even arguing? You want to hate your parents. Go right ahead. Just realize that our kids and grandkids are going to think exactly the same fucking thing about us.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 5:45 pm greginaurora

        “We had teh Woodstock and Protestin what yiu GenX ever done”

        “Well, why haven’t YOU done it, then? What are you, a fucking Boomer? Get it done. You haven’t done anything.”

        I’m just saying, dude. We’ve been listening to it for a long time.

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  7. on August 23, 2018 at 1:39 pm Bourdain’s Betaness | @the_arv

    […] Bourdain’s Betaness […]

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  8. on August 23, 2018 at 1:46 pm Steve Canyon

    Guys that get cucked more than once probably get off on it in some way, shape or form. Once is either accidental or blatant stupidity. More than once, you’re actively seeking it out.

    [CH: i tend to agree, but sometimes the pussy is just too intoxicating.]

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 9:55 pm Macro Investor

      Everything in life is about abundance mentality. Cucks and white knights think the pussy is better than they are. They don’t deserve it. They pedestal the rare creature that will tolerate themselves.

      The alpha is fucking more than one woman, so none of them are worth stressing over. The last glass of water is precious. If you live next to a lake it’s valueless.

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  9. on August 23, 2018 at 2:18 pm RambleAround

    Any of his episodes that also had an appearance of his sloped-shouldered, chin less, older brother, it’s obvious that Bourdain was a beta cuck.

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  10. on August 23, 2018 at 2:18 pm gregorwayne

    Fame game is no substitute for inner game.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 2:20 pm Captain Obvious

      NOTHING is a substitute for Inner Game.

      Gotta go to That Dark Place.

      Gotta stop caring.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 7:53 pm Ironsides

        If you don’t care, who needs a brawd anyway? Or anything, for that matter?

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:41 pm pelayo1683

        Orthodoxy or Death

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:54 pm Captain Obvious

        Ironsides, once you stop caring, you aren’t chasing the p00ntang anymoar.

        The p00ntang is chasing YOU.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 9:11 pm Ironsides

        Regardless, the point remains. If you don’t give a shit about anything, who the hell needs p00ntang? You’ve either achieved Zen enlightenment or are dead.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 9:38 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

        Not caring is essential, but only if it provides a vector of attack. Our instincts care about pussy but not the person. Caring about humanoids as humans is a conscientious thing to reserve for actual human beings. You can judge a mental position by its fruits. I.e. no one can get it without the field work. Field work has social results. If a bitch can hurt you emotionally, she will. If you approach, you care on some level, but you approach and don’t approach for yourself not for her. Let me make it simple for the artless (speaking from experience):

        Don’t chase a broken relationship to fix it. It’s artful enslavement by primitive sophistication.

        Got it?!

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  11. on August 23, 2018 at 2:39 pm Angry Gamer

    Reading more about Bourdain makes me remember the loneliness that most male celebrities face. The men just seem to understand that their wives are fooking around on them. The only minor complaint they give their sloot wifes is not to be obvious about it. And as most RP men are aware that pretty much guarantees that the wife will flaunt it somehow.

    The industry and the associated groupies are all high level manipulators. There is no genuine affection. Everyone is looking for angles on how to exploit someone’s weaknesses.

    I’ve seen it hundreds of times B list gets divorced he gets invited to questionable parties. Interestingly enough the “procurers” or “hosts” of these parties almost never have very many celebrities at these. It’s all a shooting gallery for nearly used up grifters targeting a few down on their luck minor celebrities.

    No the “host” makes sure the new 18 year old from Iowa with D cups and a dazzling smile goes to his A list party where the A lister will take miss 18 home. After miss 18 gets old and used up THEN the “host” will invite her to meet Bourdain types.

    17+ years in Hollywood being used by people always promising “great things” makes a woman a hard core beta killer. That’s the type that met Bourdain.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 4:08 pm Cracker

      “17+ years in Hollywood being used by people always promising “great things” makes a woman a hard core beta killer. ‘

      don’t kid yourself, girls like that aren’t just poor little victims who were used and turned out bad.

      they know what the score is immediately once they are on the scene and they CHOOSE to stay in that industry.

      sure, some people use them, but they always get something out of it and do plenty of using and manipulating in return

      aside from child actors pushed into it by their parents, any girl who would willingly go into the entertainment industry is evil, narcissistic, and screwed up mentally before she goes in.

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  12. on August 23, 2018 at 3:17 pm irishsavant

    “your average Chad doing HVAC ….”

    Hope you’re not having a go at the venerable Greg here….

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 5:04 pm Greg Eliot

      Most droll… I keep telling youse yeggs, as a home owner, one picks up money-saving DIY tips, plumbing and electric-wise.

      And if’n you got kids what drive, you become a pretty good mechanic too. 😉

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  13. on August 23, 2018 at 3:52 pm TLM

    Meanwhile, Bobby Flay was tearing through every decent piece of ass that ever graced the halls & test kitchens of the Food Network.

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 7:42 pm Sentient

      Truth. Flay is an alpha. Look at his women.

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  14. on August 23, 2018 at 4:51 pm Scanman

    Anthony Bourdain did the right thing.

    If more of my (((fellow white people))) had the strength of character to follow his lead, tikkun olam would become a reality.

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  15. on August 23, 2018 at 5:09 pm Nads

    I liked the apocolypto reference. It is better than Indio.

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  16. on August 23, 2018 at 5:40 pm mmaier2112

    If I was a billionaire, I’d rather bed a waitress at IHOP than a famous starlet (looks/body being equal).

    I understand women wanting a higher-status man but a woman is just a woman and a famous broad is going to be a fucking pain in the ass.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 5:44 pm Danny

      This. I don’t understand why any famous man would go for a girl that is even remotely famous. My experience with women is that the younger and more inexperienced women expect a lot less and are way nicer to date and have fun with. I can just imagine adding fame on top of age into the hypergamy mix.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 8:00 pm Ironsides

        Always figured it was a hope that they’d have less incentive to go for a lucrative divorce, or to tip the guy over a balcony edge some night to inherit, if they had their own fame (and thus money).

        Of course, that’s from the days of m@rriage. But it might carry over to some extent — “if I get a brawd who’s rich and famous, too, it means she really likes me, and not just my money.” Beta-ish perspective, but the title IS bourdain’s betaness.

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      • on August 23, 2018 at 9:56 pm ‘Reality’ Doug

        High culture men want intrinsic value. Savages and herd animals want attention as celebrity/status, what the herd animal can understand as ‘value’ but completely extrinsic value of the collective mindset. Men like inexperienced women; women like worldly men. Going for the prize of herd demand is what makes the high mileage attractive. Total social relativism. Danny, you don’t understand what I high form of life you are compared to the average ‘human’, famous or not, but you will. The relentless grind of decline cannot be denied and will wear down any high-culture man’s boyhood programming to the point of awareness, which you have. The override of feelings is another matter known as inner game. The door to inner game is the faith in one’s intellect and the evidence over one’s feeliez. If I preach out of context, I apologies. Maybe this helps someone.

        Now if I could make some fhuhcing money somehow. I’m scared Trump might want to be impeached, or at least will be. Endorsing grassroots candidates in R primaries was obvious strategy. But he didn’t. If peachez, then what of economic opportunity for the native son? I digress. Muh catharzis.

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 9:54 pm Agent X

      Not to mention that there’s NOTHING about any celebrity chick that makes her hotter. Seriously, you can find gals at your local Trader Joes who are just as hot as any A-list actress. They are just insanely lucky and fucked the right people.

      Fame, money, and skill make a man more attractive. They do nothing for women. There’s gals on stage at your local black box community theater who are just as skilled and attractive as any chick in Hollywood.

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  17. on August 23, 2018 at 8:02 pm Lichthof

    https://www.thisisinsider.com/anthony-bourdains-will-reveals-he-was-worth-just-12-million-2018-7

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    • on August 23, 2018 at 8:02 pm Lichthof

      1.2 million

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 10:03 am everybodyhatesscott

        But there’s also an undisclosed amount of money in a trust

        Probably just estate planning.

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  18. on August 24, 2018 at 3:16 am DH

    CH:
    Women who have a thing for younger men (or worse, teen boys) are some of the most fucked up specimens of humanity.

    Jacqueline Bisset, a childless (I think) aged starlet now way post wall, who had a long string of bfs, the last two about 20 years younger than her:

    “I remember reading an article that referred to Emin as a “toy boy” and thinking “What on earth is that?” That phrase is one of the most insulting things – it’s so rude and comes from pure jealousy I think. He was younger than me, but he was so much a man that calling him a toy boy was ludicrous! And I was so embarrassed for him because it was highly inappropriate. It’s also disrespectful to talk about women as cougars. It’s very derogatory and silly and all part of this negative kind of thinking that I try very hard to ignore. But they do say that sexually, a man is at his height at 18 and a woman at 35, so that’s nature’s way.”

    Pay attention to the last sentence. Is this really what cougars think?

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 4:15 am Matatan

      Also note how it’s in fact the exact opposite.

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 3:04 pm Ben Dover

      Lol, what a delusional woman. It’s almost as if she believes that if she tells herself that enough times, it might actually become true. Never mind the fact that it’s the literal exact opposite of nature’s way. Very interesting.

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 4:06 pm Lichthof

      Bisset is an example of female beauty they just don’t make any more. But how beauty like that never reproduced is a tragedy.

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  19. on August 24, 2018 at 8:55 am Bo

    No, there were multiple people suicided in the same way…it was a warning to others.

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 10:08 am fleezer

      “Bourdain’s death comes days after designer Kate Spade was found dead at age 55 in a bedroom of her NYC apartment on Tuesday, June 5. A housekeeper found her hanging with a red scarf around her neck attached to a doorknob at approximately 10:20 a.m. ET. On Thursday, the New York City medical examiner’s office confirmed to Us Weekly her death was suicide by hanging.”

      andy spade in weird mask the day after. he and david are fucking weird on ig

      “Anthony Bourdain did not have narcotics in his body when he died this month, a French judicial official said.”

      hmmm. old junkies usually junk when they’re down enough to end it

      “According to the prosecutor of Colmar in France’s Alsace region, Bourdain hanged himself in the bathroom of his French hotel room.

      Prosecutor Christian de Rocquigny told The Associated Press on Saturday that the famed chef and host of the CNN series “Parts Unknown” used the belt of his hotel bathrobe to commit suicide on Friday.”

      hmmm.

      “Brought together in an old 18th century residence , the 5-star Le Chambard Hotel , the 2-star Michelin gourmet restaurant and the traditional Winstub , form a luxurious offering that, every day, brings the dream of the Nasti family to life: to perpetuate the French style way of life and pay tribute to Alsatian gastronomy.”

      he’s a big dude. where exactly in the bathroom did he do it? those hotel rooms are usually old and small (18th century build). 32 rooms all different. pictures don’t show open rafters or plumbing near ceiling. looks overall tiny, like it should

      what piece of wood or plumbing or whatever did he toss the bathrobe belt over before he tied it around his neck and stepped off (with no dope in his system)?

      lol.

      maybe he did it on the doorknob too. lol. 6’4″. lol.

      “But why would anyone want to eat, or be eaten by, someone else?

      Experts say that cannibalism is largely to do with power – breaking the ‘ultimate taboo’ leaves man-eaters feeling euphoric.

      Therapist Karen Hylen has even suggested that cannibalism can become addictive for a small number of people with psychopathic tendencies, comparing the act of eating someone to a cocaine high.”

      bourdain was a chef. what was he cooking for his witch girlfriend and her psychotic hollyweird friends?

      lol.

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      • on August 24, 2018 at 1:19 pm Carlos Danger

        Thank you. Great post. His death stinks to high heaven and was deeply connected to the entire psychopathic elite that control us.

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  20. on August 24, 2018 at 9:38 am Gershom

    Other famous, wealthy betas:
    – Elon Musk
    – Paul McCartney
    – John Lennon
    – Phil Hartman

    [CH: mark cuckersperg]

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  21. on August 24, 2018 at 10:17 am Truth-hammer

    Never watched the weirdo but knew that he was a hebe. No way a goy was going to get his sweet gig.

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  22. on August 24, 2018 at 10:36 am Jay in DC

    Another blond teacher banging her 16 yo student. The shit is an epidemic. Sick women of a sick culture. White. Sharia. Now.

    https://nypost.com/2018/08/24/ex-teacher-who-had-sex-with-student-in-park-gets-probation/

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 1:07 pm fleezer

      “Ferguson, a former algebra teacher at Plano Senior High School, was arrested in late 2016 after she and the teen started a relationship at the beginning of the school year after he wrote his Snapchat handle on a test and gave it to Ferguson, according to an arrest warrant obtained by The Post.”

      nice. 16 yo makes first move. “textbook”. lol

      “Shortly afterward, Ferguson met up with the teen in Lewisville, where they had sex on a park bench, according to an affidavit. They also had sex in the back of the teen’s pickup truck after a football game and in her fiancé’s apartment while he was out of town on a hunting trip.”

      outdoors for the first time? nice. and while she’s “engaged”? awesome.

      “Ferguson, who also exchanged nude photos with the teen and supplied him alcohol during their two-month relationship, later called off her engagement. She resigned just two months after starting her job in August 2016, school officials said.”

      SHE called it off? lol. her fiance must be beta as fuck

      “Ferguson told the victim that she knew their relationship was “not the right thing to do, but it felt right at the time,” according to the arrest warrant.”

      at this point, just about all mystery has been removed.

      tingles win.

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  23. on August 24, 2018 at 12:43 pm Kentucky Headhunter

    Personally, I’m more interested in hearing about crown molding installation than Anthony Bourdain.

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    • on August 24, 2018 at 5:06 pm Danny

      Famous omegas: Mark Zuckerface.

      There is no way this guy makes it to beta. I actually knew a computer guy like this growing up. His mom was contemp to keep him in the basement and a came over one time to hang out. If I didn’t have this experience I couldn’t comment on this. But zuckerface is just like this guy was. Completely omega. Zero social skills. Unstable to the core. The challenge we have is he now has power and 30 years of pent up rage.

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  24. on August 24, 2018 at 10:46 pm SamizRedDot

    The Chad Trump pays playmate of the year $150k so his supermodel wife doesn’t find out. The Virgin Bourdain pays a 16 year old boy $380,000 so the world doesn’t find out his aging ugly feminazi life partner cucked him

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