SamizRedDot violates the NDA on his (her? probably his) COTW win.
The Chad Trump pays playmate of the year $150k so his supermodel wife doesn’t find out. The Virgin Bourdain pays a 16 year old boy $380,000 so the world doesn’t find out his aging ugly feminazi life partner cucked him.
That wasn’t a shiv, it was a chainsaw, hacking away parts unknown, with no reservations.