Juan McAmnesty deserves nothing less as an epitaph than President Trump Instagramming a photo of himself in the Oval Office accompanied by formulaic condolences.
For this version of a Happy Dance, Trump earns the Shiv of the Week award. Those poison-tipped shivs that prick the skin ever-so-subtly to deliver an area effect lethal dose to the coalition of phony admirers and globohomo co-conspirators who wagon-circle the deceased warmonger are the shivs most worth savoring.
PS Songbird died on the same day that Ted “I promise this immigration act won’t change the ethnic composition of America” Kennedy died, nine years ago, and from the same cancer. The Lord works in hysterical ways.
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From commenter Ralph Stanley,
NPR and social media are gushing over John McCain. Their obvious lack of sincerity is extremely creepy. They always despised him, except to the extent that he and Never-Been-Married-Lindsey Graham could serve as opposing voices to Trump. Now they pretend to honor him? This is the stuff of ghouls.
I mean, I’m supposed to listen to some lisping, limp-wristed up-talker praise McCain’s military service and take him at his word? Much like the cancer that ravaged the senator’s brain, the media is increasingly a tumor metastasizing inside America’s soul.
Honestly, Trump’s response is actually more sincere and respectful — rather than pantomiming affection for a political enemy, he is offering condolences to the family. Anything more than that would have been interpreted as phony, weak, or both.
Good point. The thing that really drives the LeftMedia insane is that Trump is sincere like they have never been in their miserable lives. So when they lash out at Trump’s “lies” what they are really doing is projecting their own lying shitsouls onto Trump and the Sincere Americans who support him. There’s no spiteful envy quite like the envy of a zero integrity lying sack of shit for xir’s laudable betters.
Trump rejected plans for a White House statement praising McCain http://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/la-na-pol-trump-mccain-20180827-story.html
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“It’s atrocious,” Mark Corallo, a former spokesman for Trump’s legal team and a longtime Republican strategist, said of Trump’s reaction to McCain’s death. “At a time like this, you would expect more of an American president when you’re talking about the passing of a true American hero.”
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wait…a true hero passed? WHO??
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They must have been talking about that Subway sandwich I et for lunch yesterday.
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A meaty jest, indeed. 😉
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” A meaty jest, indeed. 😉 ”
But it did fall flat ?
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Silly man… hero’s aren’t made with flatbread.
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Ted Kennedy meets John McCain in hell.
The beefy Irishman swigs a bottle of piss — which passes for alcohol here — and takes a hearty draught. “Heard you were on my side, mate. Good for you. Can never be enough liberals in the opposition.”
John McCain grumbles. “Maybe that’s why I lost my prez election. Not right-wing enough. I even considered a liberal as a running mate. No-go. My party blocked it. I wonder why?”
“Cheer up. You’re assigned to wipe my ass for all eternity while I shart and sing, ‘When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.’ ”
= = =
Cuck enablers like John McCain are what made the Sixties immigration act possible, and are more generally a symptom and sign of the malaise of the West. We need an alt-right Hitler who can take the cucks and put them in concentration camps beside their liberal buddies with whom they went to the same schools, with whom they go to the same drinking bars, with whom they share the same common reference points — their Cathedral newspapers, what I call “the sock.”
Shado.
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GE, I laffed at the first but you ruined it by posting the second without waiting for the return.
Delivery and Timing count for more than just Style.
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Well, at least you got the “passed” part… which WAS, after all, the gist of the jest.
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Yes,a true hero died. The jew Neil Simon. Did you ever see The Odd Couple? Funny stuff. Now Greg,don’t lie,I know you laughed plenty at Felix. Honk! Honk! Sinuses.Felix,you fairy.
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We don’t say his name.
No honors for traitors.
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G0d Emperor: “My deepest sympathies go out to the FAMILY of Senator John McCain…”
LOL’ed. Playaz gonna play.
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Do NOT doubt me here.
The G0d Emperor lurrvvvs him some great big honkin’ milky-white D-Cups.
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As do we all.
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” As do we all. ”
Except I don’t pay hush money to get mine.
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Yeah, I never understood that hush money stuff… especially the past ten years or so and the juggernaut (no pun intended, but you got one anyway) of social media… where NOTHING shuts NOBODY up.
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She’s 5’1″, she only gets my X sperm.
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The hush money was for paying her silence. Of course she slurped his knob willingly, what kind of broad wouldn’t want to? He did it to preserve Melania’s dignity and public image.
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@Amon Ra on
It’s a testament to how small a fry you’re in comparison to him if you can’t even grok why would he need to do that to begin with.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
How’d that work out for him, playa?
Hear that sonic boom? That was The Point flying over yo’ haid, point being, a man wise in the ways of the current malaise should have been smart enough to know that hush money these days buys no such tit for tat.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
[CH: why would Trump assume that when the opposite has been true for most of his life. He’s no stranger to mistress payouts, having spent the better part of four decades honoring his wives’ needs for discretion. the point being, wealthy famous men are very familiar with NDAs because IN FACT they do help to preserve harmony on the home front.]
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As I mentioned already, the age of social media has changed the old rules… Trump, if anyone, already knows this, judging by his use of twitter.
Couple that with the fact that all generations now can’t seem to keep their word or mouths shut and, well… so much for hush money.
C’mon, CH… don’t act blind to the fact that Trump threw his money away on this one, let alone making some idiotic choices for an alleged God Emperor… first, a porn star? Second, letting a kike be your bag man?
[CH: i can forgive and understand his choices in the supplementary romance department, but yeah the cohen thing was a preventable disloyalty. otoh, trump may not have figured the deep state would push it to this extreme by thrashing attorney client privilege to prop up a phony investigation that is in reality a soft coup, and so had no reason to wonder about cohen’s loyalty under duress.]
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We’re all learning just how deep the rot goes, Trump too.
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Yeah yeah social media. Imagine a giant sized black book;a huge volume like the Oxford Dicktionary. (Heh) When you open up the book ALL the faggotry,fucking,bestiality,rape,incest, abortions and everything else committed by sports niggers,movie stars,pols,news creatures,billionaires and every single person who has paid to make someone go away , comes out. It would outsell the Bible,like The Eagles’ greatest hits outsells Lawrence Welk
A lot of stuff is being kept at bay by money. Had DJT not run for God Emperor,this would’ve never come out.
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The Armenian one likes to talk about her boobs a lot. They’re okay, but not worthy of a news panel.
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The Armenian chick explains why CH exists. AWALT.
“The Young Turks” + Armenian Genocide = Bitch lurves a Strong Pimp Hand, especially if it’s Moslem and fit definitively her bend-over cultural appropriation.
She needs to put on a fucking burka and STFU already.
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Yeah, I picked up on the “FAMILY” reference.
The G0d-Emperor does not disappoint.
For the record, Satan will fuck McCain in the ass with his red thorny prick for all eternity.
Johnny, you should have read Dante’s Divine Comedy and CONDUCTED YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY.
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The rumor is that Cindy McCain cums with a nice little dowry herself.
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Didnt he dump his wife who stayed with him thru his time in captivity? Maybe that’s alpha to some,I don’t know. But if you’re in a fuckin pow camp for 5 years and your wife doesn’t write you to say we’re growing in different directions or its too much to handle, or some other bullshit cause she wants to resume fucking and partying, then it seems you owe that gal some respect and gratitude,not too dump her like she’s Asian Argento or some ho cunt.
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On the same day as Ted Kennedy? This is truly a MAGA tumor.
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I hope the god emperor motorboat Megan McCain at the funeral, then points out that he is president and McCain never was nor will be.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That motor-boatin’ sonofabitch.
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If ever a set needed motor-boatin’, hers does.
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On a side note, does anyone still call it a Bronski? That was the term of endearment in my day. 😉
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Yes! If I recall, that term was first popularized on the show Herman’s Head. I still use it.
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Shit, Herman’s Head. I remember that show.
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Best place for this:
Sidenote: on one of the late night shows, they had Josh Brolin (voice of Thanos) read Trump tweets in the voice of Thanos. The creators behind this vid expertly used those soundbites.
h/t mpc
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OH PHUCK
Josh Brolin is a nozzlehead like his dear old cucked Pa (you married old Babs Streisand? The fuck, dude…?), but damm, does his voice fit the Trump Timeline in this vid.
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just heard on shitlib news that a heritage german was stabbed to death by some iraq/syrian shittie and that angela merkel won’t tolerate any sort of vigilante action. went to yahoo news in german to find it just for the sake of the comments and guess what. nothing on there. but they have 3 or 4 posts about jacksonville featured on the main page. and many more as links on content pages.
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Was the attacker caught?
If not, she should STFU.
Odd, though, at this late date, and after so many years of Auslander crime without repercussion in the Fatherland, that she’d speak of vigilantism now.
She know something we don’t? Are things FINALLY reaching the boil-over point ’round that?
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German girl on holiday on the Italian coast thrown off a cliff. Her family says she was kidnapped and raped first by Invader. Italian investigation will of course confirm this. The issue is now wholly political with Merkel not wanting to make Salvini look good as she calls in black and Turkish cops to beat down native Germans protesting.
Germany today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW2GOUhSTaY
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Saw this on reddit, apparently massive crowd of Germans protesting the ‘diversitymurder.’
We.want.names.
https://streamable.com/ainnp
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But what to make of this gushing praise ? It seems Trump is positioning both Jewred and Ivanka ” orthodox ” princess, for future occupancy at the white house. Just imagine first women President and first Kike president. I cant wait . SMH
– NAFTA another win for Jared Kushner –
” He has been involved in several major agenda victories for the president, among them the push for prison reform, bringing jobs to the U.S. from overseas, working up a Middle East peace timeline, nailing down the 2028 Summer Olympics, and securing soccer’s World Cup in North America in 2026. ”
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/nafta-another-win-for-jared-kushner
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Ah, so THAT’S where all this winning was coming from!
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Prison “reform”. Or is it prison (((reform))) as in immigration (((reform))).
Don’t you just love those lying, conniving, slimy bastárds? “The immigration/prison system is a mess, goys, we need to fix it.” Appealing to the White man’s natural inclination to repair and improve things, but omiting that (((reform))) means open borders and letting thousands of violent felons out onto the streets.
Canadian. British, and European press love to wail about America’s high incarceration rate (because it’s blacks) Fact is, society is safer, or rather less dangerous? with those animals behind bars. Fretting about all those blaks in jail? Maybe they should stop committing crimes.
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Tumor For Schumer !
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Babylon Bee did a great satire piece too, where Trump held a press conference to offer condolences for the death of the McRib.
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The McRib is dead? Fuck me.
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It’s resurrected every year
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Brain-Eating Cancer.
McRib.
CHOMP!
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I am watching Faux Jews and Shep ‘The Cock-Gobbler’ Smith’s show is on. He had a segment about GEOTUS Trump ignoring reporters’ shouted questions about John McCain and getting a statement regards McCain’s passing. GEOTUS Trump sat there like a Massive Silent Rock of Gibralter and would not waste his time addressing the jew press. The man certainly is The Rock of the Ages with the jew-press and his detractors crashing upon him and sinking. Lovin’ every minute of it.
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NPR and social media are gushing over John McCain. Their obvious lack of sincerity is extremely creepy. They always despised him, except to the extent that he and Never-Been-Married-Lindsey Graham could serve as opposing voices to Trump. Now they pretend to honor him? This is the stuff of ghouls.
I mean, I’m supposed to listen to some lisping, limp-wristed up-talker praise McCain’s military service and take him at his word? Much like the cancer that ravaged the senator’s brain, the media is increasingly a tumor metastasizing inside America’s soul.
Honestly, Trump’s response is actually more sincere and respectful — rather than pantomiming affection for a political enemy, he is offering condolences to the family. Anything more than that would have been interpreted as phony, weak, or both.
[CH: good point. the thing that really drives the Left Media insane is that Trump is sincere like they have never been in their miserable lives. so when they lash out at Trump’s “lies” what they are really doing is projecting their own lying shitsouls onto Trump and the Sincere Americans who support him.]
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Glorious news from Germany
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45320382
Sad about the death but this is big news
https://www.rt.com/sport/436966-ozil-germany-wog-potato-training/
when German soccer superstars become woke in the most faggy pc setting you can find – well that is a HUGEgame changer
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Mod rape
but in short- check out what is going on in Chemnitz – woke as fuk
and reports emerging from the German soccer team at the world cup – the ‘potatoes’ were fighting the ‘wogs’. When German soccer superstars become woke in the most faggy pc setting you can find – well that is a HUGE game changer
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I can’t help but notice that large stone haid of Karl Marx still prominently displayed… WTF?
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Mod rape
but in short- check out what is going on in Chemnitz – woke as fuk
and reports emerging from the German soccer team at the world cup – the ‘potatoes’ were fighting the ‘wogs’. When German soccer superstars become woke in the most faggy pc setting you can find – well that is a HUGE game changer
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Looks like everyone who opposes Merkel’s direction for Germany is now a “neo-nazi”.
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35 year old man dead and his two friends hurt… police deny the fight started over the sexual harassment of a woman, but give no reason why three thirty-something men would otherwise start arguing with two twenty-something shitskins.
German men… actually all White men… have to realize that if you argue with these twenty-something shitskins, be ready for the knives to come out… and have your own and know how to use it… or at least a tool of some kind..
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Isn’t it common knowledge that all Mexicans & Turks carry a blade.
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There’s a lot of regular folks that don’t realize what an altercation with nonWhites entails… on BOTH sides of the pond.
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“Fuck no, I’m a terrible shot. I work better a little…closer in.”
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Germans don’t have the luxury of ready arms like we do. Over there, if memory serves, you have to jump through a myriad of hoops and take expensive classes just for hunting.
I don’t think they have any license to carry for self defense purposes, but I could be wrong… if they do, I bet you pretty much have to be the mayor of a large city who moonlights as an armored car guard.
[CH: well as two world wars proved, the germans are expert at getting fresh manufacturing industries off the ground.]
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My state is an “open carry” state where a person is allowed to carry a firearm openly, and only if it’s concealed does one need to get the license to carry… or if one chooses to do so in one or two of the largest cities…
… but do so at your own risk, of course, because police will respond in an annoyed manner to normies kvetching about “a man with a gun”. and detain you and take your gun from your person until they “sort things out”.
Over the years, and numerous civil suits, most police are now aware of the law and don’t make too big a deal of it.
One time a friend of mine was approached by a cop and asked “Why are you carrying a gun? Are you expecting trouble?”
Friend replies: “If I was expecting trouble, I’d be carrying a rifle.”
Cop laughed and advised him that concealed carry might be a better idea.
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When I said “ready arms”, I meant the right to carry them for self-defense. German and Austrian pistol makers are many and famous.
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If it was the Lord’s work, neither of them would have seen 25.
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If Trump really wants to rub it in he can post selfies with the corpse.
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“Weekend at Johnny’s”
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I really hope the traitorous cuck’s death loosens the lips of the honorable POW’s from the Hanoi Hilton and they finally say what he really did in captivity. Kind of like the swift boat vets did to the Lurch clone in 2004.
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One of the progeny came home from school today and asked me if I liked John McCain. I let fly a tirade on the reasons why I couldn’t stand that bitter lil bastard. Kid said history teacher showed a video tribute of McCain today saying he was a war hero and didn’t give in under enemy questioning etc, great Senator, blah blah blah. Kid thought I’d like him because of all that. Gave me yet another opportunity to red-pill offspring on reality vs propaganda. This is a 99% white private school filled with what I would peg as mostly Bush/Reagan type Republicanism, so for them McCain is a ‘hero’. Really sad, I hated McCain as a neocon, and then I found out about the wet-start show off moment that killed 132 sailors. That lil son of a bitch was lucky they got him off that carrier so soon. And no one talks about Nixon’s pardon of that dick.
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I share your sentiments, but have concluded the wet start accusation is false, if only because McCain’s A-4 was parked tail over the scupper. It’s there on the PLAT video that every sailor gets drummed into him from his first lesson in shipboard firefighting. Four-star father notwithstanding, had he started the Forest Fire no other aviator would ever have had anything to do with him.
A-4 squadrons suffered casualties of more than 50 per cent over Vietnam, flying low in an underpowered jet. Yet McCain mounted up and flew those missions. There’s plenty to despise him for, but not for his time in the A-4.
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The media freaked out when they found out Trump paid hush money to Stormy Daniels. What happens when they find out about Trump’s hush money to McCain’s brain tumor?
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McCain was also one of the Keating Five. Though he and old John Glenn got away scott free.
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Even politics aside, can someone please explain to me why we’re supposed to mourn and mark the passing of any of these “American hero” politicians in the first place? These are highly paid, highly connected folks who enjoy lives of luxury. The days of sacrificing to serve the public are long gone. Every congresscritter lives a privileged life most of us couldn’t imagine.
How have any of these people made our country better? Pssssh. I’ll save my mourning for the humble blue collar father of 4 killed in an undocumented DUI crash, or the stay at home young mother taken from her children by cancer.
I couldn’t give two craps about McAmnesty’s passing, and I can’t figure out why anyone would.
[CH: tell me about it. politician ≠ hero. usually, the opposite.]
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The standard cuck fallback is they honor his service, not his political record. This is what you will see on a lot of low information veterans’ pages, too. I stirred up a hornet’s nest on Saturday on one of them. It went on for hours. They went to my Instagram page next talking shit. I could tell most of them were just there for the bandwagon pile on.
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This weekend we lost a true patriotic hero: John McCain’s tumor. May it rest in peace after a long battle with John McCain.
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All these npr cucks “gushing over mccain”…where the f were they when mccain ran for president? Oh yeah, voting for obama.
Typical liberal virtue signalling. They praise mccain for his ability to compromise, yet never voted for mccain.
Did anyone read mccains final letter?
He said “ten years ago, i had the privilege to concede defeat in an election”. What a f’n cuck. Just goes to show cucks will cuck till the day they die. Trump would never speak this loser bs.
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Poor tumor having to put up with McCain for a year…
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A new world literary record in shiv-rooted modifiers has been set, and it didn’t feel contrived.
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Kennedy died, nine years ago, and from the same cancer. The Lord works in hysterical ways.
globohomoblastoma ftw
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when i heard a great american hero died i was all ‘oh shit, william katt is dead?!?!?!’
thankfully it was just some stupid politician
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believe it or not
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