September 5, 2018 by CH
Cracks of sunlight through tear-submerged rain.
When I’m old, and memories weighty and small have escaped to the shadows irretrievable, three moments will stay with me, clear and crisp and achingly resonant to the end:
my first fuck
my first love
the day Donald J Trump was elected President.
No one can take these away from me. I cherish them all.
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Not to mention–
First post.
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birth of first born. Birth of second
nothing else comes close
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I deliver all mine unassisted at home. Just like my great great great great grandpa.
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I don’t remember my first fuck. I remember what she looked like but no clue what her name was. I remember she had big tits. I remember that she sold a vacuum cleaning service and gave great blowjobs.
I do remember my first love. Everyone told me she was no good even my mom. Learning hoes are going to be hoes is a tough lesson.
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I once banged a bird who had a vacuum cleaner service . ..first name was Jenn.
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Sounds like she sucked.
kekekekekekek
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She went from suck to blow
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as someone would say, if you want tons of happy, memorable moments:
bunz -> oven
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LOL AS IF ANY WOMAN WANTS TO HAVE TEETS BABIES
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You just outed yourself as a woman, an ugly embittered one at that.
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There’s already a capslock hustler, except he’s funny and you’re not. Get your own schtick.
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Most women experience a sense of euphoria from breast feeding. Lactating breasts are the most beautiful as well.
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isn’t ths our resident nagger?
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I had to wait until I was 50 for my first child. He is the most interesting thing that has ever happened in my house. Watching my wife freak out every time he bonks his little baby head while learning to move around is pretty fun, too.
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Mr Yeti: 52 here. My wife also has the head phobia. I agree completely.
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That’s the advantage of having multiple children… a sense of perspective grows.
The first one makes you think you have to run to the doctor after every sniffle… by the time the third one comes along, you don’t bother looking up unless someone is bleeding from the ears or eyes. 😉
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Young mothers are supposed to have their mothers around to help, especially with the first child. Experience and wisdom is passed onto the next generation. Grandma has seen all her kids honking heads and falling over and knows not to freak. She also takes some of the stress off her daughter. This is why having your first child at 40 is stupid for a woman. At that age your mother is too old to really help. A 3 year old can out run her.
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I regret not celebrating more when he won. I was filled with more joy than I had ever felt, thanks in no small part to the absurd reactuons of all the leftists.
Nevar 4get teh GRAET MEME WAR OF 2016
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WTF – has Murdoch Murdoch ben shoah’ed?!?!?
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cheekyvideos.net
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WTF ?!?!?
Did Lauren Southern get all pissy about it?
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It’s reuploaded under a new url
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I thought Murdoch M. was permashoahed, always popping back up under different accts.
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I knew he’d win. I saw him speak on his last day and the excitement and crowds were unbelievable.
It was great to be there.
The Daily Mail called it hours before anybody else.
AA had a live stream and he was on the money.
When he won I was actually shaking for a minute as he was not suppose to win. It was a real world changing moment .
Then he appears arms out stretched with that smirk.
And the fact it was the cunt who lost. On the back of Obama made it even sweeter.
Glorious.
I still cannot find any souvenir type thing about him or his family. Its surreal.
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>>>>> “I still cannot find any souvenir type thing about him or his family. Its surreal.”
I guess that tells (((who))) runs the souvenir bidness.
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I thought you wasted three hours of your life trying to get him elected?
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CD – I said I wasted 3 hours of my life on here that day as you said the pedo thing was going to be exposed.
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Danger doesn’t always remember things QUITE correctly, as you may have noticed.
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It’s still coming. Society isn’t ready yet. The others tuff such as Uranium one will come first. Envious Auntie Eliot, you need to speak for yourself once again. You tend to change your version of the story as is convenient.
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I knew he’d win from the moment he announced his candidacy. There has been a change in the atmosphere over the last few years, as if whites have began to wake.
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Government buildings, especially military ones, used to have photos of the sitting president. The military ones at a certain level had the chain of command, from the president down to the unit commander. I rarely go on base any more but when I do I look and since Mr. Trump was elected I haven’t seen it. I remember how weird it looked with Obama’s faggy portrait as our commander in chief. Was it Mr. Trump’s idea to do away with the chain of command portraits? It makes me think certain military units are disloyal.
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My first fuck was in a muddy field
My first love was a Norse goddess.
As for number three, there isn’t a UK version of Trump anywhere in sight, and I wish to fuck there was.
[CH:
1. moonlight streaming through the old warped glass of a bay window
2. when she looked at me and laughed with me it was a little heart attack
3. pray for him, our president is besieged by evil forces]
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A prayer is as good as bayonet on a day like today. (Coulor Sergeant Bourne, Zulu)
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Farage?
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Don’t get me wrong, I respect Farage but he’s no Trump and neither, unfortunately Is Borris Johnson. They both have their good qualities but they lack the essential hard assed killer instinct.
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3. pray for him, our president is besieged by evil forces
If God is for us, who is against us.
Inasmuch as I believe our esteemed proprietor is doing God’s work, I equally believe that with Trump.
I’m not sure what Trump’s beliefs are regarding The Almighty, but I know that Trump does acknowledge God and understands that this nation propers under God. (There’s much I’m leaving out at the moment, as the words escape me.)
In short, he’s been the one to speak about–for lack of a better term–religion more sincerely than any other candidate. Sure, he could be pandering to his base, and perhaps I’m duped, but I gotta say, there’s a definite authenticity when he speaks in that regard.
He grew up when America was at its strongest in its Christian roots. He knows.
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I thought you were from Mobile, Alabama. Go figure!
Just when you think all is lost new hope emerges.
Amerika was on the road to ruination – then Trump and the cavalry rode in.
Now in Canada a politician from Newfrogland, Mad Max Bernier, is starting a populist party that is polling 17% out of nowhere. He will crush the cuckservatives.
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I used to post under Cultural Resilience monicker, but the tablet stopped as well as from the phone. Now only the phone works.
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That came out garbled but you know what I mean.
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Me too. I love Mobile. You need to hit Gulf Shores or Orange beach. Quite a few Brits living in the area.
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1. First brawd was EE, and the first screw was pretty hilarious. She spent over a week trying ever more obviously to get me to figure out what she wanted. While Sir Gallant Respect and Courtly Propriety remained comically oblivious. Finally she walked in to dinner stark naked,with a perky “hi!”, and stuck her ass in my face. Incredibly, I actually figured out what she wanted, finally.
2. First love — let’s not go there. Bitterness does not make a good story.
3. I was happy and excited the night Trump won, but I don’t get excited enough about politicians to count that as one of my top 3 memories, Or even top 25. Ah well.
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Surely you will remember the day Brexit was won.
I was in the UK the day Trump won but people who were there told me the talking heads in the media all had a collective melt down just as they did all across the western world when Trump won.
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I was NOT in the UK. Correction
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I remember the day after Brexit and NPR had some woman on from Berlin and she was crying over the phone.
Like she was dumped.
The host had a funereal tone.
Hilarious.
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I remember listening to N.P.R after Br..exit and one German woman being interviewed was crying
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Uh, just DJT’s election.
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yeah crazy amounts of dopamine release on first fuck and first love…and a couple of loves since. its been great watching the liberal meltdown since trump has stepped into office but the lib tears on election night were epic
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>>>>> “first fuck”
YUUGGGELY DISAPPOINTING.
Me: WTF is this?
Me, later, after moar reading: “Post Coital Depression. Oh. Okay. Now it all makes sense.”
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Moar Biological Calvinism: If you’re utterly disgusted with yourself after dumping a load in a chick, then you know you’ve done something badly immoral.
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Le Petite Morte. The small death. The French Colloquial term for the orgasm.
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PRO-TIP: If you never suffer from post-coital depression with the chick, then BUNZ -> 0VEN.
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Omne animal post coitum triste est
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My wife went into labor as GEOTUS was taking his oath of office. A friend suggested that my son wouldn’t allow himself to be born while DownLow was still in office. Memories indeed.
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That’s awesome. Your son’s a bonafide shitlord. BON!
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Wow
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Did you name your son Donald?
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Donald is actually a family name, and was considered. Ultimately we went with something else.
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I recall my first boning session. Don’t think I’ve been in love–thought I had but knew it was that “first love” type deal, nothing real.
Definitely recall Trump dickslapping everyone that thought he’d lose. Stayed up to wait for the results. Vividly my sister’s incredulous text of “Is this possible?” and laughed because I told her pay no attention to the polls and a week after I said that, she was freaked out because thecunt was 11 points “up”.
Strolled into work the next day in my DJT outfit: black suit, red tie. Dickslapped everyone that asked me why I was dressed like that and if I was surprised by last night.
I told them I was. I had expected him to get 333 EC votes.
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Thecunt/Soros rigged the voting machines, and tons of illegals voted. DJT prolly won the popular vote, if things were counted fairly.
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Johnson also took votes from him.
More than Stein did to Clinton.
Seems almost forgotten now.
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3 million more
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The struggle of man against power is the struggle of memory against forgetting.
Milan Kundera
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Excellent. Always appreciate the strong quotes, corts.
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Someone knows his Kundera. That Slowness or Ignorance?
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The Book of Laughter and Forgetting as it suits this thread
another one
“The first step in liquidating a people,’ said Hubl, ‘is to erase its memory. Destroy its books, its culture, its history. Then have somebody write new books, manufacture a new culture, invent a new history. Before long the nation will begin to forget what it is and what it was. The world around it will forget even faster.”
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I cherish the memories of finding my first wife and the first woman I wanted to fuck all day every day
I will also cherish that I just got the divorce finalized so she finally my ex wife now
She said to me this is probably the most amicable divorce ever
I said I signed the papers you brought 15 years ago
She said she looked into filing in her state she in and I would of had to pay child support for a kid that is not mine
So she didn’t file
So yea I’m divorced now in America didn’t have to give her anything or her give me shit so yea I picked the right woman feels like I have done it all and beat the game
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Do you have any kids with her?
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No
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Dude.
You’re a free man now.
Go forth and spread teh seed.
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Still got my second wife waiting for me if I get home I’ll get couple virgins to pop out some kids for me
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It’s actually kind of cool in way she been waiting 7 years for me to come home cause I get to beat ullyses too he had to go home and fight cause his house was taken over I think I will go home and be at peace
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How about you go home and start planting L’il Gunslinger Jrs in every available White 0ven.
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You know Cap, your emphasis on buns in the over is laudable, but it only addresses one of the causal processes which determine the size of a particular population when two populations struggling for demographic victory. The others are immigration, emigration and the death rate. Presumably shitlordism will get around to the other relevant processes in due time.
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When one annhilates the other guess it won’t matter j
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Your nogs efferts at killing off whites with drugs has got to be respected though getting away with it so far
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[…] Inseparable Bonds […]
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My first fuck was a 22 yo BPD sorority bad girl (I was 17). Set the sexual bar ridiculously high right out of the gate.
My first love set the subjective standard for the feminine ideal. Also a very high bar.
Scoff if you want but Trump was sent by Providence to battle the darkness enveloping the world. The bar doesn’t get any higher for mortal men.
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Providence. . . .there’s the word that I was trying to think of up above.
Providence, indeed!
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Charles Martel
Charlemagne
Henry V
Washington
Robert E Lee
Robert Welch
Donald Trump
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Baltimore Police Department? BPD?
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haha. . .
It’s Borderline Personality Disorder. Essentially a crazy bitch.
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And yea actually being there for president Trump’s inauguration and seeing the crowds then seeing the fake news of no crowds when I got home
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Amen, CH.
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I was group-texting with several old friends that night on into the morning.
Wore a white shirt and a red tie to work the next day, beaming.
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I wore my 3 pieced pin striped banker’s suit. Everyone in the staff meeting knew why.
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Carlos, I’m passing through Frankfurt in the near future, what do you recommend as a lively place to drink and meet fräuleins?
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Les,
how long will you be there? I recommend Sachsenhausen. Its the big party district there and can be reached by subway as well as taxi.
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Frankfurt is now 49% German
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The third one will be a pleasant one for me, hopefully.
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First fuck
Promotion to sergeant
November 8 2016
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Please please please oh sweet jesus please reelect Donald Trump.
Everyone on here please vote.
If only just to see shitlibs go completely fucking bazooka with themselves.
It has been glorious.
I’m a fucking winner in everything I do and I’ve had shitlib family members go fucking ballistic since 2016 even saying everything I have a achieved is down to my white privilege.
DJT and reading this blog…beer in hand…life is good man.
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I hate to break it to ya, Holmes, but they ain’t family.
They’re enemy.
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Yep. It was a shock at first to have the enemy in the ranks. Jealousy plays a part too.
And DJT needs to sort out these leakers.
I applied for a job…I didn’t get even a call.
I know dudes who’d walk through fire for him.
He needs to surround himself with volk.
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Matthew 10:36
And a man’s foes shall be they of his own household.
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She gets tackled on the 17th yard line. Another Q reference.
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i totally get the (((YKW))) question and other such things. i 99.5% agree. i’ve studied (((their))) influence on early feminism and socialism (redundancy duly noted) but in spite of it all i still love Dangerfield, music wise Huddie, Muddy, Howlin, Blind Lemon, BB….. am i more of a cuck than i would like to think myself? i understand that asking others for approval is in and of it’s self pretty beta, no debates there. I AM beta… at best. do my tastes in music and comedy mark me out as (at least) soft on self inherited pride? i still love Verdi, Beethoven, Stephen Foster, eric satie, et cetera, but does deep appreciation of blues music (re balck music) make me weak or unreliable as a race traitor? honestly curious. please don’t be sparing in any critique of me.
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There’s nothing wrong with enjoying foreign culture… so long as you don’t try to sell it as something more than it is… e.g., three-chord negro “geniuses” being responsible for the music composed and created by the likes of Townshend, Lennon/McCartney, Wilson, etc.
That whole “influence” thing encompasses many things, and sometimes doing something that makes a kid pick up a guitar because he thinks to himself, “Hell, I can do THAT!” doesn’t mean you get credit for whatever he winds up creating.
Brian Wilson could write Sweet Little Sixteen in his sleep… Chuck Berry couldn’t write God Only Knows and his best day. And listen to the pure White energy of the Beatles doing Twist and Shout and tell me that that sounds like “black music”.
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i mostly meant dangerfield. i dam near love that man and his comedy… plus another half dozen ((YKW))) stooges, etecetera…..\
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Hey, I enjoy Bacharach and most of Broadway, so there’s that.
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https://www.racked.com/2018/8/30/17765288/plus-size-vintage-hard-to-find
“Why It’s So Hard to Find Plus-Sized Vintage Clothes”. Enjoy some plump hamster excuses.
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I’m sure all here can savor that fine day in November of 2016…
… as far as them other two memories, well… I think a goodly share o’ these yeggs ’round chere are still waiting to make ’em. 😉
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Don’t overlook the fact that while Donald Trump was the earthquake, Ronald Reagan was the foreshock. The establishment hated him every bit is much as they have Trump.
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So, are you anticipating an after shock and a Tsunami? The tsunami is cultural appropriation isn’t it?
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I was very euphoric the day the GEOTUS won. Can’t say that it matches my kids though. I mostly felt relief that they now had a future.
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University residence building on a cold fall night. 19 year old tall girl of czech extraction, slim, brunette. What began a long career of banging Slavic girlz.
First love, hard to say.
2016: revelling in the results from far away.
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Freshmen year of college, Jewish girl. A bit thicker but to this day I have never had a more incredible lay. She also gave pornstar-tier blowjobs, which, in retrospect, I should have been suspicious about.
Don’t think I’ve ever truly been in love, you know, walk through fire, take a bullet, give everything to a girl kind of love. First girlfriend was when I was 15, lasted about a month, broke my heart and whatever it is in a man that can give of himself to a woman at the same time (soul?). Everything since then has been puppy-love, regretful one night stands, and a trail of broken hearts a mile long.
I was in a bad place, mentally, on Nov. 8, 2016, so I don’t remember the election.
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Not trying to usurp The Captain’s role as the dispenser of free advice, but try to find someone with whom you have a strong common interest; it goes a long way in making a relationship. Or just fuck jewesses cause that’s nearly as good as an LTR.
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In a way you can’t understand masculinity if you don’t admire Trump. To go for something against all odds because of a burning need. While everyone with any power tries to destroy you but you never flinch for an instant, keeping a laser focus on your mission, shaking off every bad beat and pressing on after every misstep. Alone in your quest. Someone who doesn’t get that never will.
After I voted I puffed a long cigar just thinking about jealous I was of Trump. Win or lose. In my lifetime no single man had a more righteous mission and fought so completely for it. It inspires the soul.
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It was indeed an herculean feat.
Now, about them Augean Stables… tick, tock…
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1: Angela in a drainage culvert under a main road
2: Unfortunately turned out to be a gaslighting narcissist, which I incidentally learned form her new husbands ex-wife in an imessage that arrive almost two year to date from when she actually sent the message. Message was sent in March of 15, got it after a SW update in March of 17. Message started off as “hi, I want to let you know your ex wife ruined my family and marriage”, my response, “Hi, I just got this, Im sorry that you are hurt, if you are looking for a revenge fuck, I can be in FL tomorrow”
3: I went to bed hoping that I didn’t have to fall back on Plan B
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I think Trump is a useless blowhard who’s accomplished little since he got elected, certainly less than people were expecting
But man it was funny watching people almost suicidal after he won.
As well as all these manly men creaming their pants.
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The truth of a matter will most often lie between the two extremes of those witnessing to it.
“Useless blowhard” is premature and unfair… but you’re spot on as to the rest of your observations.
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agreed. I was being hyperbolic. time will in fact tell how much will actually change and how much of that change will actually benefit people.
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Two SC appointees is nothing these days.
I’d say go fuck yourself but you no doubt enjoy that.
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uh, yeah, congratulations to Trump that one sc judge died and one sc judge retired. what an achivement.
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As I’ve said we’ll be getting nostalgic for Trump in say 15 years time. So enjoy him while you can.
I think this board overall has been bang on about him, his achievements, his failures not to mention getting road roadblocked at every turn.
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No one ever said Trump was the Messiah or the second coming of Hitler but he is a massive step in the right direction. Every president since Reagan has been more left wing than the last. Trump is the first step back toward sanity and his greatest achievement is giving whites permission to think bad thoughts. Whether he achieves everything he said he would (and he has 6 more years to do it) he has set the stage for someone far more right wing to take over and get the job.
His second great achievement has been to strip the mask of (((them))) and their lackeys. The establishment has almost openly admitted that they want to destroy white people. Whites are beginning to wake up to just how much everyone else hates them thanks to the non stop kvetching about Trump.
Trump’s election will mark the turning point when the white race began to fight back against their own extinction.
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Well, he has been called “God Emperor” ’round chere for quite awhile now.
That said, he was indeed a step in the right direction… although many here are still mistaking Silent Majority only-in-voting-booth courage for some sort of power to the meme revolution.
Still, you may be right about that “turning point” observation, God willing.
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