Will has a Game question regarding two common refrains a man might hear from a woman he is boffing or pre-boffing,
2 things I will pay big money for CH
define big. (pesos don’t count)
when a girl asks “what are you looking for” and you have fucked already
“How old are you”
Will donate
“What are you looking for?” is classic beta bait. The girl saying it doesn’t want the implied goopy beta romanticism. She wants electricity, which means a reply that defies her expectation. Beta bait is anything a woman says which traps beta males into exposing the soft core of their weepy hearts.
The CH archives are loaded with posts delving into these topics, and in particular the two scenarios Will mentions here. Acceptable replies to a pre-sex “what are you looking for?”:
There is only one way to answer an early game, pre-sex “what are you looking for?” stinky-ass beta bait:
“A delicious ham sandwich.”
Do try and say it with a straight face for maximum amusement.
Answering any other way will only make the bang more difficult to achieve. Why construct unnecessary obstacles to yourself? If she presses the matter, then you will have to get serious with her. But there is a right way and a wrong way to patronize a woman’s shit testing.
Wrong way: Play into her frame.
- “I’m not looking for anything serious right now.”
Why give her an excuse to stop seeing you?
- “I haven’t thought about it. Why do you ask?”
Why give her an excuse to continue harping on the subject?
- “I’m looking for something serious.”
Lying is unnecessary in this situation, as I will demonstrate below. Also, saying this risks turning her off if you miscalculate and she’s *not* looking for something serious.
Right way: Control the conversation.
- “I’m dating around until I find that one woman I really click with. I think anything serious should develop naturally, and not be forced. Don’t you?”
If the girl asks you this after sex, then you will need to employ more tact. Assume she has bonded to you in some meaningful capacity (jizz is lady glue); this means you can easily overplay glib responses that make her sad.
You can start with the ham sandwich joke, but if she asks again, you’ll want to initiate strong eye contact and say through a dreamily contented grin, “We’ll see”. Girls interpret this reply to mean “we’ll see if I’m good enough for him. ooh, exciting!”. Just as good: “I don’t know, but when I find it, you’ll be the first to know”.
If she’s really sincere and earnest in the asking, but you aren’t *there* yet, then assuage her anxiety with a calming “Let’s take this slow. There will be time for heavy talk later.”
If she’s there, and you’re there, and you are confident this isn’t stinky beta bait, then let ‘er rip:
“I’ve already found it”.
Big Quip Energy!
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Part Deuz. “How old are you?”
This is a shit test. Usually, much younger women will ask it of older men. Sometimes, older women ask it of younger men. Not nearly often enough, men ask it of women (they should ask more often to put the girl in the defensive crouch where…all together now…poosy perturbations are born.
As with all female shit tests, the objective is to pass them by not trying to pass them, if you catch my drift. Reworded: don’t play into her frame. Blow it up, or reframe to a conversational path that is more beneficial to you.
The general rule is to never act defensive, or sorry for what you may perceive to be an unbridgeable age gap. Instead, you want to turn the tables, and refute the tacit premise of her question by making her think she ISN’T UP TO YOUR STANDARDS.
This could mean disqualifying her as a prospect, or disqualifying yourself. Ex:
GIRLY: How old are you?
LINDSEY GRAHAM’S FANTASY FUEL: Too young/old for you.
or, assume the sale and then DQ with a set-up to a challenge:
“If you’re flirting, forget it. You’re too young. I like sophisticated women.”
She won’t be able to resist chomping down on the male version of beta bait: waif bait.
It’s also helpful to set the frame early, before she veers into airing her concerns about the age difference:
“I’ve noticed some women are nervous in the company of older men. It’s like they get intimidated and feel they aren’t good enough. You’re not like that, are you?”
More Game goodness: there are “Age Negs“:
Her: How old are you?
You: You first.
Her: 25.
You: Oh oh.
Her: What?
You: I don’t normally date older women. They have too many issues in my experience.This neg is especially effective when the girl is considerably younger than yourself. Imagine a 35 year old guy telling a 22 year old girl she’s too old for him. It quickly reverses the frame in your favor.
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Her: How old are you?
You: Guess.
Her: 28.
You: Close. And you’re… 27.
Her: No, 23.
You: Oh no, really?
Her: Yeah, why?
You: I like to date older women. Everyone knows they’re more mature and classy.Notice I used the term “everyone knows”. It’s a bit jarring in the context of this short conversation, but that doesn’t matter. Girls are very sensitive to groupthink, so my words will have the intended effect — to put her in the role of the one seeking approval.
Finally, you can simply evade the question with a sneaky rhetorical trick:
HER: how old are you?
YOU: guess
HER: 32
YOU: wow! you’re good at this.
Then change the subject. She’ll think you’re 32, but you never actually answered her question. All you said was that she was good at guessing your age, which could mean she guessed correctly, plus or minus ten years.
PS Here is a list of effective tactics for overcoming any possible age objections from a girl.
When the rubber hits the road she’s gonna get outta there for younger hotter tighter cause she can. And she’ll enjoy it and play the game exactly how she wants. Checkmate old stinky annoying old men.
[CH: so bitter. show us on the morbidly obese doll where your daddy didn’t hug you]
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Yea she plays her way then someone finally notices she is dead after three hours and they drop the body in front of a convenience store
Or a bunch of em die in the bathroom so they close the bathroom at night.now
Or find em in stairwells
U go girl
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But yea men got it even worse
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HER: WHat are you looking for GBFM?
DA GBFM: Love.
HER: Love????
DA GBFM: Yah looking 4 love in all the wrong places, which explainz da herpes on my eyebrowslzozozzozozo.
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You’re dreaming catlady…aint no younger man gonna get tricked into taking care of your fatherless children
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Kids?! No way I’m wrecking this body so some prick can think he’s carrying on his family name. Make me laugh.
[CH: i’m guessing your body comes pre-wrecked. call it intuition.]
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I’m thinking a citi-fied wizard sleeve attached to a rode hard 30 something face & body…hope you throw in some kegels with those squats.
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How did some young rich Adonis NOT snap this gal up yet? :duckface
Toots, yo’ mama should have felt the same.
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Protocol, if you please… “younger, hotter, tighter” is reserved for distaff description.
Who bitch dis is?
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[…] A Common Shit Test And Beta Bait […]
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“What are you looking for?”
“A 21 year old red head, about 5’ 8”, thin with curves and big tits.”
Of course this only works if the girl isn’t a 21 year old 5’8” red head with big tits. Otherwise it’s pretty gold.
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Warning to all the muff divers out there.
– Syphilis Is Attacking People’s Eyeballs, And This Issue Is on The Rise Around The World –
https://www.sciencealert.com/ocular-syphilis-on-the-rise-globally-brazil-study-largest-to-date
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All the better. As a heinous muff diver and pretty good at it, I’ve observed that women have a low opinion of cleanliness down there, especially as they get older, so when you go down on them, they take it as a submissive act.
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yep
i’ve said this many times. going down on a woman is as submissive as it gets. and with what you mentioned, gum disease, mouth and throat cancer risks, etc, men are idiotic for doing it
not to mention the fact that women who insist on it because they can’t get off without it, are sexually dysfunctional physically emotionally or both
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*with what The Herald mentioned…
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Confirm that girls look down on muff divers, maybe more than ever. There’s even guys paying escorts to get to dine at the Y. Go figure that out, I sure can’t.
But. All the data was from four clinics in Brazil. Brazil, one of the larger Petri dishes in the Western hemisphere.
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>>>>> “Brazil, one of the larger Petri dishes in the Western hemisphere.”
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you.
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I was asked once “What are you looking for”.
I said to her “well I was not looking for a girlfriend”.
Her body temperature was higher on the inside.
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Interesting conclusion.
– There’s a Disturbing Link Between Women Posting Sexy Selfies And Income Inequality –
https://www.sciencealert.com/sexy-selfies-on-social-media-are-more-common-when-there-s-income-inequality
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tl;dr == Hoz gonna ho.
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In the right venue, “Old enough to know better, young enough not to care” works good.
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blank stare- “so how old are you? Tell me”
you will run out of lines, trust me.
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“Everyone knows…”
-Gets the seal of approval from the God Emperor himself
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I love the age game. Easy way to get giggles ‘n tingles.
Her: How old are you?
Me: Old enough to be your grandfather. (I’m early-30’s)
Her: lol no but really
Me: 13.
and onward. Just mess around, unless she really insists, which happens quite a bit, then I’ll tell her.
And if she asks how old I think she is, I usually start comically but not impossibly high.
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Impossibly High Game
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Impossibly High Game the Prequel
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Impossibly High Game III: High School Algebra Teachers attack Chad the Captain of the Lacrosse Team
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Ah Monica Belluci.
On the Dracula meets Mina scene at 0:50, always liked that move. HAHA. One of these days it’ll work for me.
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^“Grandfather” is good
Always Be Gaming direct interrogation questions with zfg responses:
“How old are you?
A: “Seven in dog years”
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So is this how we increase the white population?
Latinos must be laughing their heads off. They’ll be everywhere, and guess who white women will be marrying?
Tom says no, but Jose will say yes.
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Off topic.
If you can handle the Scottish accent; Prof. Mark Blyth knows his sh*t.
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Bolsonero got stubbed by a leftoid lunatic
I said it many times myself
Leftoids understand one and one language only
A boot straight to their ugly heads, style Pinochet
(Followed by helicopter rides)
I hope he is going to get well
It has been some time we waited for a major political figure to say this
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Lololzzlolzolzz:
” ‘Separate ‘gay blood’ so patients can choose not to have it, says Brazilian politician’
– Brazilian congressman Jair Bolsonaro said patients should be aware if they are receiving blood from homosexuals”
(mirror. co.uk)
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A food themed non-sequitor is my goto answer for pretty much all shit tests
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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I’ve banged a ridiculous amount of chicks off Tinder & Bumble but I’ve also met up with a non-trivial amount of chicks off those apps I was 100% certain I was banging, who put the brakes on, claiming I didn’t make it clear this was about hooking up. These were chicks to whom I’d been evasive and gamey, using reframes like the ham sandwich etc.
CH – how do you reconcile this brave new world? Chicks blatantly run the “chad test” on the apps. Most of them won’t directly ask what you’re looking for, but they like to figure out pretty quickly if you’re the turbo chad who expects sex on the first meet, or if this is an actual date, and sometimes old school Mystery method style flirting puts you squarely in the second category and there’s no way out
Thoughts?
[CH: well it depends. what’s your blue balls intolerability threshold? you can feign being a “dating man” and still get the lay by date 3 or 4. if you want to turbo screen for good to go sluts, then yeah tell them up front you’re testing the waters.]
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>>>>> “if you want to turbo screen for good to go sluts, then yeah tell them up front you’re testing the waters”
Might wanna glance at all these new STD statistics before you take the plunge. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3683167/posts
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date 3 or 4?!?!?! wtf is this, 1950?? lol
I let them know by date 2, there won’t be a date 3 if no putout. The last time I got to the 3rd date she invited me over for brunch and I said “is this clothing optional” and she said “i hope so.” I hit it first thing after I got there.
I usually get it from online chicks on date 1 even from girls who aren’t that kind of girl (yeah yeah). And yes let me preempt the whole “dude you fell for that,” shit as I don’t do ONSs usually and one of these girls, who literally came over to my house to fuck in the middle of the afternoon randomly is now one of my best friends. I was her 3rd, she was a virgin till 27, allergic reaction to alcohol, never drugs, to this day I ask her wtf was she thinking coming over and getting banged out like that- it was completely out of character. the lawyercunt also virgin till 28 (wtf huh?), partner count like 5? The reason i know is because I actually like some of these girls i bang on date one and wanna see them again and I want to get to the bottom of whether they’re a ho or not. The ones who are are usually quite open and unashamed of it tbh, it’s never been a particularly difficult convo to have with a girl if she thinks you won’t judge her.
My line is “how could I hold it against a girl for putting out to ME on the first date? I’m irresistible”
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Violet: What do you want?
Kevin: Well, it’s, uh, 3 in the morning, I want what every man wants.
[pause]
Kevin: Breakfast!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0200550/quotes
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“what are you looking for?” (pre-sex)
How’s “I don’t know yet” strike you?
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Young (18-22)
How old are you?
Old enough you can call me daddy.
Older (23+)
How old are you?
I wish I had met the 19 year old version of you.
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Her: “what are you looking for?”
Me: “we’ll see”
Her: “we’ll see what you’re looking for??”
Is this non sequitur game?
[CH: no girl would say that, but if she did, i’d reply “don’t overthink it”. shaming a girl works wonders to reorient her train of thought]
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All this talking. Yeah, lucky fer this generation that knows the guvment is “looking out for them” and doesn’t smoke. Funny that one of the end results of all of this goodwill is an increased lifespan, and the chance to have every nickel you ever earned vacuumed out of you by ‘end of life care’ costs.
So, not being one of you younger, luckier people – how about hark back to … after a meal, a fresh cup of coffee … after just about anything, you fire one up. Lay back, blow a smoke ring … then a ring through the ring … and the third ring through the first two. Anyone can do that with a little practice.
Pick up lines? Jeez. Offer a smoke, ask for a smoke. A meeting of eyes and it was on or not on. If on, a smoke ring show might be in order, if not another round.
All this focus on talking. Guvment types on TV all day … talking. Sites report on their endless sea of stupid words. Lawyers yammer. Athletes stammer. Progressive commercials yammer at you. Ask yourself .. when did all this talking come to the fore, by whom and why.
Then STFU. Start smoking if you don’t already. You’ll die at a reasonable age, and have to do a lot less talking.
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As much as I enjoy cigarettes, I enjoy breathing more. The smokers cough just isn’t worth it.
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Smoking is just about the most damaging, hence stupidest, thing you can do to your body…
… and it poisons everyone around you too… (the results have been in for awhile now, don’t try no poopytalk jive on 1980’s tobacco company agitprop studies)
… and even if it was the healthiest thing in the world, it still makes you, your clothes, your vehicle and your living quarters smell bad.
But if you want a hole in your neck, oxygen tubes in your nose, and/or can’t even climb a set of stairs by the time you’r’e sixty, go ahead and “fire one up”, fool.
Better yet, just go visit a cancer and/or cardio ward and get a look at the future you just made for yourself 100x more likely.
(((shakin’ mah haid)))
Anecdote about muh relative who smoked until he was 95 and ran half-marathons in 3… 2… 1…
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another illuminating lecture from the guy who’s in love with the smell of his own biblical farts.
hey Uncle Greg, didn’t anyone ever tell you that being a demoralizing shill is actually worse for your life expectancy than smoking?
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So, all the other baggage in yo’ haid aside, you advocate smoking?
Do you EVER post here except to sniff my farts?
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Got that right, Sir Greg.
How about an anecdote about two grandparents who smoked themselves to death by their late 50s to early 60s — 59 for one, and 63 for the other — in a family that’s otherwise known for frequently living to their mid 80s, and sometimes longer? 59’s pretty young to kick off, and he was in lousy shape from the smoking for some time before that.
There’s a counterweight to the half marathons til 95.
I go out walking, and out here in the relative backwoods, there’s beautiful fresh air, sweet with the odor of grass, leaves, and just general cleanliness. And then I pass someone with a cancer stick in their lips, and they have Aura of Crematorium around them for about seven feet in all directions, and trailing about fifty feet downwind if there’s a breeze, and I wonder — do they even know what the outdoors smells like, ffs? Or just that stale sour-bitter stink?
Expensive, foul-smelling, and deadly. Seems like a habit begging for a hard pass.
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A relative near and dear to me likewise died at 59 from smoking himself to death… within four months of the diagnosis for lung cancer, he turned from a 180 lb man into a skeleton that was somehow still able to gasp out his last words.
The vision haunts me to this day, and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
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Incidentally, my grandfather on that side lived just long enough for me to be aware of his existence as a young kid. Not long enough for me to ever have an actual rational conversation with him, though, beyond him talking and me not really understanding any of it.
So in before “the who wants to live forever” lot — well, maybe not forever, but “long enough to have a friendly conversation or two with your grandson before kicking off” might be worth more than some burned Skraeling weed smoke.
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Heh, heh… as if it’s a question of “living forever”, rather than the quality of life you have for however many years you do actually live.
A non-smoker at 60 is pretty much living better than a smoker (say, half a pack per day or more) at 45, health and physical ability-wise, all other things being equal.
I see it everyday myself where I routinely outperform peers of mine even 20 years younger who smoke and/or seldom work out.
It’s not even up for debate.
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Heh, heh… as if it’s a question of “living forever”, rather than the quality of life you have for however many years you do actually live.
A non-smoker at 60 is pretty much living better than a smoker at 45, health and physical ability-wise, all other things being equal.
[CH: smoking is obviously bad. no one who’s interested in living healthy and full of energy would smoke regularly. not to mention smoking is an aging accelerant.]
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ghey mod strikes again
tl;dr = it’s not a matter of living longer, per se, it’s a matter of the health and physical ability quality of life one has at any given age.
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True.
But you gotta admit it’s cool as shit
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Do people REALLY still think it’s cool?
I can’t help but think how ridiculous it looks anymore, ESPECIALLY on women. Even the old films now, as much as I enjoy ’em, give me pause when there’s a scene with smoking.
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Smoking doesn’t make a woman look cool; it makes her look like a bitch.
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dude he didn’t say smoke a fucking pack a day
your religion is poisoning everyone around you and nobody tellin you to quit it.
Average commute is like 6 cigs…city air quality is like smoking. Df you gonna do? You take a transcon flight it’s a chest xray worth of rad dude.
Never mind that soiree to Oz I just did where I spent 16 hrs up and the last 3 or so at FL410 where the dose rate is like double a transcon cruise profile. So I should stop traveling I guess and be a boring dumbass thumping a bible
Luke 6:
[27] “But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, [28] bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. [29] If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. [30] Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. ”
Please tell me again how I have misconstrued “hyperbole”…we can go to the original greek in the active voice if you’d like.
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Your diversionary squid ink is tiresome… quit trying so hard, try-hard, to make yourself look like a petulant fool.
As far as bringing the Sermon on the Mount into this subthread, you’re going to have to learn to discussion one topic at a time, because throwing all sorts of dung in one swoop is mere Alinsky Cyberian debate gambit, and that means you get only mockery and disdain, since you’re not truly concerned with the truth of either matter.
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I’m reminded of a scene in a film I saw from the ’30s (iirc). It went like this, no doubt somewhat mangled by my memory, as it was many years ago since I saw it:
We have a cop at a crime scene being pestered by reporters and telling them nothing. One of the reporters is a young lady who we have seen earlier needs a scoop or will be fired. She is the last to stick around and keep pestering the cop. After ignoring her pleading for a while he looks down and asks gruffly, ‘How old are you?’ the implication being that she looks young. ‘23’ she answers indignantly. The cop raises his head and looks into the distance, ‘Ahh, 23, the perfect age to get married.’ he muses. Resuming his gruff demeanour he then looks back down at the reporter, ‘Can you cook?’
Needless to say she is most indignant about this, and, needless to say they end up together.
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I have gotten both of these, particularly the latter because I’m 50 and have a proclivity for much much younger.
My usual answers are:
“I’m looking for someone to duet the guitar solo from Hotel California with me”
And for “how old are you?”:
“86.”
If I get pressed on a “how old are you” and she’s being bitchy, I go with “How much do you weigh?”
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How much do you weigh…awesome reply, saving it & using it.
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hb: “how old are you?”
analrapist: “fascinating question. what medications are you currently taking?”
take it from booker spartacus: “liquor get you there quicker”
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Its a 100 mega-ton ICBM drilling them in the frontal cortex. You’ll love the reactions.
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I’ve used it before…usually provokes an argument.
I’m 47 and the 20yo I’m taking to FIOLA MARE for “$500 ramen” TONIGHT said I looked like 30. My asian ex showed tons of pics of me to friends in france, “looks like mid 30s tops”…the girls still ask and ask and ask- maybe it was when an 80s song comes on and I know all the words oops
Hear that bitchez, I am going to FIOLA MARE TONIGHT. Come see yo nigga.
I’m going to ask to speak to the chef and specifically TELL THEM that agents of INSEL, who are supreme experts in the culinary fineries of the world have told me that “$400 ravioli” and “$500 ramen” are served there so god dammit GIVE ME DAT SHIT.
I will post a selfie of me with the check later to CH. Don’t worry I’ve already banged her so no I am not going to be friendzoned on instagram.
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trav, take a moment and reread this last post of yours, and really do some introspection as to why you posted it and also how it TRULY made you feel.
I tell you this as a friend.
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Old enough to be your uncle
or
Old enough to be your naughty uncle
or
Old enough to be your perverted uncle
Depending on the situation and the innocence or sluttiness of the girl
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Old enough to be your uncle
or
Old enough to be your naughty uncle
or
Old enough to be your perverted uncle
Depending on the situation, and the innocence or sluttiness of the girl
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OT the communist that attacked the mainstream Brazilian prez candidate looks like a meth using Obama.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6142245/Brazils-far-right-presidential-candidate-survives-life-saving-surgery-stabbed.html
[CH: le 68IQ face]
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The person(s) that wanted the attack done probably paid him the equivalent of $5.
Life gets REAL cheap in the City Of God… especially when it’s actually the City of Man.
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“How old are you?”
Response of the year, works for me every time (I’m 35):
“Old enough to know better, young enough not to want to”
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blank stare- “so how old are you?”
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When I was about 70 my dear wife passed on, my suggested libertarian 3+ kids were launched (Libertarian immigration policy: open borders among stable democracies + more white/high IQ babies), I had dough and was ready to travel to every country on Earth.
I resolved 21 year olds and above were too old for me. I told them that straight on. They love me. Catnip. Libertarians welcome all lifestyles so long as respectful. That’s mine.
No regrets. A lot of very nice, grateful former lady friends. 21 and we’re done. Be a cool old libertarian badass like me, kids.
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Slightly OT (but not really since ZFG is the key here)
I’m all about ZFG myself, -within reason-, when people are already edgy about your multi-billion dollar company blazing a spliff w/ Joe Rogan MIGHT Not be the best idea. lzozlzolzolzolzol
But as far as brass balls that drag the ground behind you? Elon Musk just got a 10/10. Think about the stones it takes to do this, his market cap on Tesla dropped 3 BILLION dollars after this stunt.
To be able to just say ‘yeah’ 3 Bills, not afraid! LOL. I dream of such shitlordism. Now granted, in his case, Joe Taxpayer built that too since he was thrown dumptrucks full of money by big.gov, but still.
I have a feeling this was one of two things.
1) He wants out badly. So he is going out in a spectacular flame out fashion rather than just quietly resigning like some mewling beta herb bugman
OR
2) This is the Ambien Walrus swimming up out of the ice again. If you don’t know what this is, a little help here.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ambien-walrus
Musk has a pretty funky ambien addiction from what I’m reading. And you do TRIPPY shit if you are within the 5-10% of people that can get high as a kite on it. You just power through the sleepy feeling and then you trip balls for the next few hours. He may be highly addicted to this stuff and erratic behavior is the norm.
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Maybe I’m trippin balls too, forgot the link. LOL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6142193/Elon-Musk-smokes-JOINT-live-Joe-Rogan-Experience-podcast.html
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I’ve heard of eating a sandwich in a Mercedes and having the trade-in value go down by $500 because of crumbs in the upholstery…
… but a $3 billion dollar joint? Even Satan wept at that stunt.
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I could see some plausibility with #1.
There hasn’t been much news on the gigafactory once that got started, though while some areas have been completed, it’s not outputting the number of batteries it needs to keep up with demand.
Not to mention that he’s probably not getting all that government $$$ like when obummer was around.
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OR!
And this would be epic. He hinted a few weeks ago that he was willing to privatize the company and had ‘secured funding’ as a joke. But maybe that wasn’t a joke?
If so, this would be the most epic troll of a decade or more. Act fucking NUTS so all the faggot soyboys jump ship. (Has already happened, battlecunt HR chick resigned today, and bugman CFO too).
Investors will shit themselves the stock will tank down to a fraction of its market cap. And then… wait for it… wait for it. Flush w/ capital from these new investors Musk gobbles up HIS OWN STOCK at a fraction of its former price and completely regains control of the company with a private equity only play and a board he controls.
E P I C. One can only dream of such awesomeness but this dude is a little unhinged so it may just be plausible in his case.
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The SEC would be all over his azz… still, it’d make an amusing movie.
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The (((SEC)))
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How old are you?
Well my birthday is (Month) (Day).
What year?
Every year.
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When a girl says you’re old, I use what I call the old gipper line I have developed from Reagan. I don’t hide or conceal my age ever.
Harlot: “Wow, you’re old!”
Me: “Yeah, I know I’m more mature, sophisticated, and experienced than you but I’m not going to hold your youth and inexperience against you. I’m going to give you a chance.
Another trick that has worked surprisingly well for me is the dog years approach.
Vixen: “Dang, you’re older than I thought!”
Me: “How old are you? Oh 25? Well in woman years you’re actually older than me.”
Vixen: “Woman years!? Wtf?!”
Me: “You ladies age faster than men not to mention you have a clock we don’t have to worry about. Considering I’ll still be a stud into my 40s I’m actually making a sacrifice here. In woman years, you’re actually older than me. I don’t mind though I’m sure with all those years comes maturity and sophistication those younger girls don’t have.”
The woman years thing always gets a laugh. You combine that with the brutal assault on her expiring marketplace value and you get a nice funny/jerk combo. Do it with a smart ass grin of course, don’t want to look like complete asshole.Just a funny asshole with an understanding of the world. Yes, this has worked well for me on women in their mid twenties.
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Too verbose to be effective. I like the ‘woman year’s concept though.
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Them: “Wow you’re old”
Trav: “yup, as fuck.”
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Ah yes, Greg “the black-pilled c-u-n-t” Elliot, ready to rain on any parade with his constant negative garbage. Always ready to piss on anything and everything with a “…yeah, but..”
You worthless, sanctimonious ‘ho, why don’t you go and “shaik ‘yo haid” someplace else.
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One sock is usually enough, but there’s a certain dweeb on this board who thinks if he makes enough of ’em, for the sole purpose of ragging on Eliot, that will somehow bandage the butthurt he feels in Eliot’s shadow.
Yet this specimen of high intellect isn’t quite smart enough to mask the common way and timing all these socks express themselves, go figger.
Pathetic on so many levels I just have to pity the fool.
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I noticed too, yet again, you picked up on the phrase I used on that “snatched the MAGA hat” thread to show the mincing cuckitude of that father who rationalized his daughter’s poor behavior.
That’s another one of your tells, Danger.
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Dream on Envious Auntie E. You really do have a number of people who can’t stand you. None of them are sock puppies and especially not me. Once again your analysis is not up to snuff.
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It’s all merely cohencidence, amirite?
From the yegg who’s oft-cited motto is “There Are No Coincidences”.
You’d better check that self-written dictionary of yours and correct whatever entry is there for “envy”.
lzozlzozlzozlozlozl
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Like two old ladies…
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Tell us about yo’ mother.
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african injures cuck (you have to be a cuck to take part in this sham) somewhere in the region formerly known as western europe. the novelty here is how german men are no longer identifying themselves with african males playing for their national team and are actually starting to drop all pretenses to political correctness.
immer sind es vorrangig Affen, die sich nicht im Griff haben.
https://de.yahoo.com/sports/video/gerfra-nations-league-startet-mit-113443201.html
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How eight elite San Francisco families funded Gavin Newsom’s political ascent http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3685631/posts
[CH: lemme guess. jews.]
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* (((Guggenhime)))
* (((Buell)))
* (((Swig)))
* (((Fisher)))
* (((Pritzker)))
* Marcus [== Moutsanas; apparently Greek Orthodox; big donor to the Clintons]
* Wilsey & Traina
* Getty
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F-Street works for the Pritzkers [“Hyatt”], over there on F Street. https://www.bhfs.com/offices/WashingtonDC
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I do?
here i thought i was on an air force contract…fuck I need to ask for more money
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>>>>> “lemme guess. jews.”
At least 5 out of 8 [62.5%]
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I like the “woman years” one. “I’m 26 in woman years – 10 years past my prime. And you are how old?”
[CH: i’ve used the woman years line on early 20s chicks who are full of themselves. it works! “wait, you’re 22? so you’re 32 in woman years. sorry, i don’t date old maids.” it gets a laugh or an indignant riposte. either way, i’m in.]
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“Old enough to give you a spanking when you need one.”
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“If the girl asks you this after sex, then you will need to employ more tact. Assume she has bonded to you in some meaningful capacity (jizz is lady glue”
Seems like lately it’s not working this way with younger women (~18) especially. I can meet them, fuck them hard and rough, cum in them two or three times all in the same day, then text them a few days later and get no response. Really disappointing, since as a man you like to think of your dick as a tool that commands submission just by itself if you use it right.
[CH: keep in mind that girls who fuck on the first date have inherited high sociosexuality, and are less likely than normal woman to bond to a man via sex. for most women, though, your dick is a cupid’s arrow to her heart.]
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CH is right
and if you’re looking for anything long term, these girls did you a favor by not sticking around
if a girl is able to have sex with you (especially multiple times) without bonding with you, wanting to see you more, etc. there is something wrong with her and you’d pay a hefty price if you tried making any work long term with her
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you guys are making a classic pedestalization mistake.
Look…you’re making a low value poker tell, ok?
I shouldn’t hold it against a woman for wanting to bang me and being unable to resist my charms, because I am all that.
my last serious gf was a first-date bang. SURE she brought that up as a negative several times, oh I didn’t want to, oh you tricked me by saying you needed to use the toilet, bla bla bla. Nobody asked her to invite me back the next night to cook for me tho, that’s what got my attention. And her woman skills were first rate, she just got too chubby at 31…point blank, too demanding of kids, too much turbo bio clock, etc. Had to pass on her, but this rule of a girl can’t a girl won’t…df are you guys smoking?
tell you what, you rev a girl up on a date the way you SAY YOU DO and CLAIM YOU DO and you don’t fuck her? She’s CALLING SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT. I’ve fuckin been that guy!
So you want ME balls deep in the girl you’re putting up on that dais, saving her for the 4th date, or are you gonna be man enough to do it?
You wind a girl up you owe her dick. Don’t make her go be a slut and call a fuckbuddy.
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An old negro friend of mine from back in the day had an amusing saying when it came to the loyalty of da wimmens:
“Ain’t no man got a sugar-coated dick.”
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I have had excellent luck with this nuclear reframe:
Her- How old are you?
Me- 37. How old are you?
Her- 23
Me- OMG…YOU”RE JUST A BABY!!!!
Her- No I’m not! I’m a grown ass woman!
Tingles ensue.
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I’m looking for you to go make me a sammich– and, be quick about it.
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My favorite response for “what are you looking for??” Is “it depends on the girl”.
Immediately shows that you’re of discerning mind and that if she wants to be taken seriously she needs to work to make a good impression.
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“What are you looking for?”
“I’ll let you know when I find it.”
(say it with the tone and expression of yo’ best James Dean… most gals still don’t know him for the pin cushion he may have been.)
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Flip the script.
What are you looking for?
That’s sweet that you want to please me.
How old are you?
Don’t worry. I won’t reject you because of your age.
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are women like stupid on the planet you guys inhabit?
Girls PLOW THRU THIS SHIT like a fuckin bulldozer. Or like Lena Dunham through a haagen dazs pint. It never deters them.
Hell even when I change the subject completely or say HOLY SHIT IT’s THE BF GOODRICH BLIMP probably 80% of the time they come back in a minute or two with “so you didn’t tell me how old you were.” Come to think of it, the dumber ones are the ones this works on…I need to start screening for IQ I guess. Even they are like after the bang “so how old are you really?”
It’s like it becomes a burning obession…I’ve learnt more about women from this than almost anything else. Curiosity, they are like cats. They obsess over minute shit to the exclusion of all other thoughts…strange creatures.
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You are obtuse, 777. Our replies are about passing shit tests and breaking down initial resistance. Nobody said don’t ever give them a number. Once you are fucking them there’s really no reason to be so secretive, and some comfort goes a long way.
We all meet women who are a pain like you describe. If they keep pestering me about something, I calmly explain that I won’t want to be with them if they keep it up. Usually they get the message. Some don’t and you next them, of course, because who needs drama?
Perhaps you don’t do a good job of filtering out control freaks or dominants. I don’t see this behavior very often.
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Once had a cute 20 yo ask after a long night/day marathon of sex “so, does this mean we are bf n gf?” I said something like “I’m not sure” or “maybe” or “possibly”, something like that. Just broke her heart to pieces and never saw her again.
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yeah, always have to give some after sex comfort or they feel hurt, used, deflated, etc
of course this doesn’t apply to the causal sex bishes who open their legs for anyone and never get attached to anyone
but for a normal healthy girl, sex is still a big deal to them. even if they deny it
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Darlin’, you’re special to me. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it and just have fun with me.
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I’m looking for faster horses, older whiskey, and younger women.
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“Under 25 and under 125.”
Stolen from this site and used several times to laughs and the girl changing the subject.
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How old are you?
Not old enough to be your Dad, but old enough to piss him off.
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“What are you looking for?”
Oh, boy, qualification softball hanging curve…
“A girl who’s an excellent cook.”
“A girl who’s in love with me and wants to show it” (by cleaning my place)
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