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A Prayer For President Trump

September 21, 2018 by CH

From an emailer,

CH: pray for him, our president is besieged by evil forces …

This is the prayer I say for the President every day. I heard some minister at a Trump rally before the election say the bit about 12 legions of angels encamping, and I have used it ever since:

Lord, send twelve legions of angels to encamp about President Trump, to protect him from his enemies, and to thwart their evil plans.

So far it’s working.

I’m not a prayerful man, but when I do pray, it’s to guard and guide MY PRESIDENT. This prayer is short, sweet, and full of MAGA love.

ps not ironic, glib, or sarcastic. I give you this post in the spirit of utmost sincerity.

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…and to trigger the yenta within to queef out her last dusty spore.

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  1. on September 21, 2018 at 11:29 am Greg Eliot

    I give you this post in the spirit of utmost sincerity.
    …and to trigger the yenta within to queef out her last dusty spore.

    Amen… on BOTH counts. 😉

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  2. on September 21, 2018 at 11:35 am mendo

    what a dusty yenta to have to go underground, change names and spew the same nonsense

    Trump Derangement Syndrome is definitely real.

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  3. on September 21, 2018 at 11:39 am A Prayer For President Trump | @the_arv

    […] A Prayer For President Trump […]

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  4. on September 21, 2018 at 11:39 am Dr40

    Amen. May God protect him from the cult of Molech.

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  5. on September 21, 2018 at 11:49 am Jay in DC

    BTW, if you didn’t get your die-versity quotient for the day check out Google’s Doodle.

    I have fond memories of watching Mister Rogers when I was a wee tyke. I’d sit around the TV with my friends for some wholesome childhood entertainment. I remember it like it was yesterday.

    There was Herby McHerb the nerdy tow headed white kid w/ the problem glasses. There was Pâté Patel the smelly indian broad, there was Wi Too Lo the little asian guy that wanted to be a pilot.

    There was Juan Criminalez who for some reason was always peeking out the blinds, there was Becky Battlecunt who had dreams of being a helpful amensty lawyer, and last but CERTAINLY not least there was Shaniqua Bulletcatcher who had a tragic accident when mommy was shooting at baby daddy leavin’ out the house for his other ho but hit poor Shaniqua in the back confining her to a wheelchair at a young age. But she won the victim lottery being both a black bastard and a cripple.

    Yes, those halcyon days of yore, I remember it like it was yesterday! Google has done a really amazing job capturing it, in all its inclusiveness, right in their doodle on today’s home page. I salute them for that…

    /sarc off

    This will never ever stop until you are thoroughly brainwashed or dead. Pick one.

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    • on September 21, 2018 at 11:51 am Greg Eliot

      Droll, and I envy you… my fondest childhood memories are but of happy darkies singin’ in de fields.

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    • on September 21, 2018 at 11:55 am Greg Eliot

      The real kicker to the visual agitprop is how all the kids have the exact same face, and the only difference between them all is the “color of their skin”… which we all know is the ONLY difference between all the peoples of the earth.

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  6. on September 21, 2018 at 11:53 am Hawk

    Follow up with:

    “Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy upon me, a sinner.”

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    • on September 21, 2018 at 11:57 am Greg Eliot

      +1

      Fear of the Lord is the beginning of all wisdom.

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 12:32 pm King

      Best prayer. Say it in rhythm with your breath, it centers you internally and eternally.

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  7. on September 21, 2018 at 11:55 am everlastingphelps

    Safety and wisdom. There is nothing better to pray for than wisdom. Everything good flows from that, including safety.

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    • on September 21, 2018 at 11:58 am Greg Eliot

      +1

      A humble spirit as well… which, as some of youse yeggs might have noticed, I struggle with on occasion.

      Yeah, yeah, I do… along with a lot o’ pizzas!

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      • on September 21, 2018 at 12:00 pm Greg Eliot

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 12:40 pm King

      There is nothing better to pray for than wisdom. Everything good flows from that, including safety.

      1 Kings 3:

      And God said, “Ask what I shall give you.”

      And Solomon said, “… Give thy servant therefore an understanding mind to govern thy people, that I may discern between good and evil; for who is able to govern this thy great people?”

      It pleased the Lord that Solomon had asked this. And God said to him, “Because you have asked this, and have not asked for yourself long life or riches or the life of your enemies, but have asked for yourself understanding to discern what is right, behold, I now do according to your word. Behold, I give you a wise and discerning mind, so that none like you has been before you and none like you shall arise after you. I give you also what you have not asked, both riches and honor, so that no other king shall compare with you, all your days. …”

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      • on September 22, 2018 at 1:03 pm Marc

        Sam Johnson said courage – and I think he meant by that physical courage – is the foundation of all other virtues, and without which not.
        I always follow what Sam says.

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      • on September 22, 2018 at 10:17 pm Agent X

        About 8 years ago I was lying in bed one night distraught over how my worldview was cracking and I was being forced to realize that the government taken over by Obama and the liberals was the same George W. Bush agenda under a new manager.

        And God said, “Ask what I shall give you.”

        That night I prayed that God would give me the ability to see the Truth in all things, no matter how hard to accept, and said to Him “You say to ask for good things and You will give them to us. So I ask to be given a heart to seek the truth about everything and that You would reveal it to me. Don’t let me take the side of lies.”

        Three months later I was devouring Infowars and Alex Jones.

        Six months later I was fully Globalist Woke and that the Republicans were just a different part of the same Beast.

        A year later I was all over The Red Pill on Reddit and falling down on the floor every night as pieces of my life, some of them painful, fell into place like someone turning on the lights.

        I was filtering fluoride out of my water and a few years later refusing to let them vaccinate my newborn kids.

        Within the last year I’ve been forced to accept the realities of WW2, the Jewish Conspiracy, the fact that the entire New Testament after John does nothing but warn about the Jews, the fact that while I think the Nazis were evil they were right about a lot of things. I’ve been reading everything from GLP for news to CH to Dalrock to DS for broad perspectives and real, unpleasant Truth. Not saying any one of them are right about everything.

        “But how can you question the Jews, read DS, or question facts about WW2 as a Christian?”

        The Truth is independent of party, creed, or ideology. You don’t have to be a Nazi supporter to realize that Germany acted in its own best interest in the face of international conspiracy. To agree that Anglin tells the truth about a lot of things doesn’t mean you agree with his violent implications or other deeply unsettling views. Recognizing the Jewish conspiracy going back to AD 0 doesn’t mean you hate Jesus or his Bride, the Church, or align with Satan.

        Sorry if this is raw or shocks some people but the Truth is the Truth and when you pray to receive it you are gonna be shown some nasty things in nasty places said by some nasty people sometimes.

        Just telling it like it is.

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  8. on September 21, 2018 at 11:57 am POTUS Groyper (@OrganicGoyMilk)

    Text Asshole Game

    (a girl you playing a little hard to get within text, she feeds off of)

    Her: some mudane shit that may be implying that you send her some attention to inquire.

    You: Was this meant for me?

    Example:

    Her: I’m going to hawaii with some friends in Oct.

    You: Was this meant for me?

    Her: Yes you ass!

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  9. on September 21, 2018 at 12:15 pm Truth-hammer

    I pray for GEOTUS Trump to crush his enemies/(((enemies))), see them driven before him, and hear the lamentations of their women (unless they are fags, then their homo partners). This is how you deal with evil.
    Christ is not coming again to sow gum-drops and rainbows but with a fiery sword to unleash tidal-waves of blood. Yeah, that is in the Bible.

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  10. on September 21, 2018 at 12:21 pm cortesar

    True story. pic.twitter.com/SH67NJ0SdJ

    — Far Left Watch (@FarLeftWatch) September 20, 2018

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    • on September 21, 2018 at 1:15 pm mendo

      The look on that elephant’s face. . .lzlzlzlzl

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  11. on September 21, 2018 at 12:22 pm jabowery

    I recently listened to “The Power of Positive Thinking” by Trump’s childhood minister, Norman Vincent Peale. Scott Adams claims Peale was likely the source of much of Trump’s persuasive power, in evidence during his campaign. The book is primarily techniques that Adams would characterize as “self hypnosis” or “self persuasion”.

    One morning, I awoke to experience something I can only compare to an opiated high. This experience was so pronounced that I remember puzzling over it. I later discovered my name had, that very morning, appeared in mass media in a positive light. Peale’s techniques, best described as “prayer and meditation”, likely work _remotely_ and in a manner that increase with numbers of people practicing them.

    If such phenomena are known to folks long-coevolved with civilization to the point that they make up religions from JudeoChristianity to Holocaustianity, it would explain the remarkable phenomenon of Edison’s invention of the motion picture projector being followed by, within a decade or two, the takeover of that invention by Jews who had migrated from Eastern Europe to Hollywood.

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  12. on September 21, 2018 at 12:41 pm Lord Sir X

    choose wisely left. he’s the only thing standing between you and flensing

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  13. on September 21, 2018 at 12:52 pm martin

    there’s something biblical about political drama now. A pharisaic left, obsessed with ritual, self righteous, virtue signaling, afraid of losing it’s moral authority so it viciously attacks anyone who threatens their order. The right, often, people of humble origin who just try to do the right thing. The left, much like at the crucifixion of Christ, uses mobs to pressure the law. Jesus Christ crucified for violating Roman laws after a Roman tribunal finds him innocent but succumbs to an angry mob. The mob, hates Romans, but uses their law to kill off their enemy.

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  14. on September 21, 2018 at 1:04 pm BTI

    Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, deliver us from the wickedness of Satan and his children, the Jews.

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  15. on September 21, 2018 at 1:55 pm eofahapi

    CH, I have been reading your blog 8 years about. I knew it you would love God, one day. Bravo, Bravo, bravo. Αμήν.

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 2:25 pm King

      His ignorance isn’t vincible, my brother. Not yet, anyway. He can fight for Christ in all but name, it’s all good in the heavenly hood. “In my Father’s house are many rooms…”

      He’s missing out on the joy, that’s it. “Always be prepared to make a defense to any one who calls you to account for the hope that is in you” is easier said than done. Some people are too clever to just open their eyes and see. It has to be explained to them, even Thomas had doubts after he put his fingers in the nail holes. And so do you, and so do I. It’s in our fallen nature.

      Spend your next eight years praying to St. Monica for him, and you’ll be just over halfway to her glorious and successful effort to convert her son, St. Augustine, who converted a million slothful smartypants like himself since.

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  16. on September 21, 2018 at 3:05 pm Les Saunders, Protestant

    Amen. Praise the Lord!

    I have been literally praying for President Trump’s safety since late in the great campaign of 2016 when he was naming the globalist and it looked like evil forces were arrayed against him. They still are.

    This post is timely because just this afternoon I was reflecting on things.

    Has there been a greater thing to happen to the Republic, in its entire history, than the ascent and victory of President Trump?

    The answer, you naysayers, is a resounding NO.

    Donald Trump is the saviour of America and the White man globally.

    If we are victorious, and we will be, Trump will be even bigger in national myth, legacy, and consciousness than Washington. Washington created the great republic, but Trump will save it.

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 2:26 pm King

      If? The victory is foreordained.

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  17. on September 21, 2018 at 4:46 pm Jay in DC

    Aaaaaaaaand! Like the train that is NEVER late, here we go! Speaking of prayers etc. What did I tell you? Zealots. Religious Fanatics. When you look with that lens every single reality defying thing you see, hear, and experience snaps into place quite nicely.

    They caught the murderer of that ‘White’ lady in DC already. They had a prayer vigil last night for her and the parents said- “They forgive the man, it wasn’t him that killed her it was evil incarnated”

    Like the gun that roams around doing school shootings, the knife this man wielded was only an instrument as was his corporeal form, his body, for an incorporeal evil force that was puppeting him.

    Remember, there is NO, ZERO mental knot a shitlib won’t tie themselves in to excuse mad niggerish random murder. The daughter now hoisted for all time on the Altar of Diversity will be the Martyr we all need. The little candlelight vigil vid should tell you all you need to know. Bugmen, shitlib fatties, mystery meats, and black folks all uniting! Kumbaya and all that innit nigga?

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/police-arrest-suspect-in-fatal-stabbing-of-logan-circle-jogger/2018/09/20/638d527a-bccd-11e8-8792-78719177250f_story.html?

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    • on September 21, 2018 at 6:49 pm gunslingergregi

      Court records show the suspect has a history of mental illness and has used synthetic drugs that can cause delusions and deranged behavior.””””

      said he was on cocaine
      ?

      but yea mother of victim already forgave him
      I guess the mom would be cool with him staying at her house killing rest of family

      my area 16 year old half black kid tried to shoot 2 dudes ended up missing them and shit three woman in drive by
      the judge called him a good boy who just got pulled into a gang with the wrong people lol

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      • on September 21, 2018 at 6:51 pm gunslingergregi

        I can smell the fear from here I think everyone really knows the war been on and they scared shitless

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  18. on September 21, 2018 at 6:54 pm gunslingergregi

    yea all the abuse people taking certainly makes me hope there is a better place after this one for them

    reading race war page on daily stormer holy shit

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  19. on September 21, 2018 at 7:43 pm cynthia

    I pray for our president, and I pray for our country. Even though we can be a corrupt, shiftless, entitled lot, I still believe Americans are a special people in this world, and that this is a country worth saving.

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 2:28 pm King

      Tell our friend Greg!

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      • on September 22, 2018 at 2:45 pm Greg Eliot

        Which Americans do you mean? Beyonce`? Queen Latifa? Kim Kardashian? Ann Coulter? Those fellows I saw outside of the bodega who were speaking some sort of pidgin Spanish? The tow-headed kids down the block from me? That black dude singing “Kill Whitey?” That jewish fellow unscrewing the No Parking sign? Those guys on the corner with ragged beards handing out pamphlets about The Great Satan?

        My eyesight ain’t what it used to be, and sometimes I have a hard time seeing my people.

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      • on September 23, 2018 at 11:55 pm savantissimo

        “Greg” you have no people. God in his justice hath condemned you to eternal pain. You are cut off from the tree of life and your loathsome essence and vile filth of being are damned eternally. You shall never live among men, you will rot in the trash of the discarded souls forever without any help. So God hath judged, there will be no mercy for you.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 12:50 pm Rick

        Wow. I don’t get along with Greg but I would never slam him that hard. Ease up on the cranky old man

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 1:03 pm Greg Eliot

        I got Jesus Christ, bonehaid, so c’mere and get one in the yarbles… if’n ya got any, stinking goat.

        As for you, Strapon… ‘cranky’ isn’t defined as ‘he who smacks down yenta socks’.

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  20. on September 21, 2018 at 9:07 pm Ted

    safety, long life, health

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  21. on September 22, 2018 at 7:07 am Mabui

    “Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer (STEP) in cardiac bypass patients: a multicenter randomized trial of uncertainty and certainty of receiving intercessory prayer.
    Benson H, Dusek JA, Sherwood JB, Lam P, Bethea CF, Carpenter W, Levitsky S, Hill PC, Clem DW Jr, Jain MK, Drumel D, Kopecky SL, Mueller PS, Marek D, Rollins S, Hibberd PL.
    Am Heart J. 2006 Apr;151(4):934-42.
    PMID: 16569567”

    Seems to say that not only that this type of prayer has no effect but that if Trump knew people were praying for him he has a higher chance of adverse effects.

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 7:20 am Greg Eliot

      You take the word of men, I’ll take the Word of God:

      1 Timothy 2:8 ~ Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing.

      James 5:16 – The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.

      Proverbs 15:29 ~ The LORD is far from the wicked, but he hears the prayer of the righteous.

      Luke 18:1 ~ Then Jesus told his disciples a parable to show them that they should always pray and not give up.

      Colossians 4:2 ~ Devote yourselves to prayer, being watchful and thankful.

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    • on September 22, 2018 at 2:37 pm King

      Fool. Prayer isn’t a magic spell, and The Sovereign Lord God does not grant wishes like a genie. It aligns the supplicant with the eternal things and turns him into an instrument of the good, and insofar as that coincides with any personal petition, that is a matter for divine prerogative alone. Every faithful man understands this. Knock on that door, and “it will be opened to you.”

      You’re like the commies looking out the window of their Soyuz capsule and declaring, “Nope, I don’t see God here.” Have you detected any angels on the head of a pin with your neutron microscope yet?

      You plodding literalists think you have a point, when all you’ve done is glanced at the dust cover on a book you have no patience to understand. “The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.”

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  22. on September 22, 2018 at 10:55 am the daily messenger

    Reblogged this on The Daily Messenger (mirror).

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