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September 25, 2018 by CH

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  1. on September 25, 2018 at 3:25 pm Captain Obvious

    That’d be a good one to send to a boy, aged maybe 13 to 23, who’s got some potential, but who’s just too d@mned nice.

    It’s a meme that hits you straight in the gut, which is what we have to do in order to b!tch-slap the salvageable amongst the Insula-Dominant out of their slumber.

    Also for an Amygdala-Dominant boy who’s been e.g. Chr!st-cucked [or similar].

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 3:33 pm Rocky

      Yo, wife like recieving oral, dislikes giving. Husband likes giving, indifferent to recieving. Out of blue husband asks over couple of weeks to receive. Wife says no and notices husband quits giving.

      Wife asks husband why, he explains seems unfair.

      Wife gets angry, says thought it was special, it isnt suppossed to be an exchange.

      Thoughts? Did husband choose wisely and maintain frame?

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:06 pm Tiberius

        Asking for a friend?

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:40 pm Cracker

        frame was lost when the man in this scenario became the submissive one and she lost interest in pleasing him. that disinterest from her was there already or is a result of him playing the female role

        as rollo would say, you can’t negotiate genuine desire.

        playing this game of telling her it’s not fair or whatever may result in her giving in order to get something in return but thats only transactional sex. not pure passion and desire to please and she’ll resent him for that

        the kind of eagerness and true desire to pleasure her man has to begin before you even get to the bedroom

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:41 pm Shaun G

        What is the correct play?

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:02 pm Bucky

        Rocky, I have to agree with Cracker…she thinks her job is letting you have a crack at it- pun intended…and no offense meant, but are your couples photos of you leaning in as she smiles for the camera?

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:20 pm T

        No explanation necessary. Correct answer is not to care either way. Politely ask for a sandwich and a beer.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:41 pm guest

        There are several plays.

        Begin planning the d1v0rce if it’s not worth saving.

        Run dread game/cheat.

        Start asserting yourself as the alpha.

        But my favorite involves summoning the ghost of whorefinder.

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      • on September 27, 2018 at 1:24 pm Mr.Correcto

        Funny, “My friend” was also in a similar situation. His gf doesnt like giving him Bjs at all, and she claims she has never liked to give no matter who shes been with. In the end, he gave up on convincing her and now non of them preform oral on each other.

        “my friend” from time to time will just get Bjs on the side and get his fix that route. That’s all you can do if you think its worth keeping the relationship.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 4:47 pm vfm#7634

      Women can actually feel VERY sympathetic to men’s suffering, if the men don’t talk about it and the women figure something is up through their feminine intuition.

      But if men talk about their feelings, we’re whiners and have failed their test.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:40 pm Ralph Stanley

        Beautifully stated. Stored that little tidbit for later.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:54 pm Bucky

        True…we are supposed to carry our burden and theirs too…without a peep

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:13 pm Tam the Bam

        As in the first shit test in the graphic. “Go ahead, big boy, just fucking disqualify yourself already so I can quit wasting my time on you”.

        Never, ever do this. You’d get a better result from beating the crap out of her, although I do not recommend this, ever (she’ll visit you in jail and write you every day). Laugh it off with Agree&Amp, or just Next!

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 7:38 pm gunslingergregi

        well if you paint yourself black tam ya wont go to jail for it

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      • on September 26, 2018 at 1:44 pm BYB

        If she respects you, she will care about your suffering. But if you complain about it, she will not respect you. Just like we follow what women do, not what they say, they care about men’s feelings when they are SHOWN, not when they are discussed.
        With the obvious caveat of showing emotions through crying and all that shit. It must be shown subtly in your actions, not overtly.

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  2. on September 25, 2018 at 3:25 pm Anonymous

    lzozozllzlzl

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  3. on September 25, 2018 at 3:29 pm blert

    Nailed it !

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 3:37 pm Captain Obvious

      A picture is worth 1000 words.

      A meme is worth SIX GORILLION words.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 3:40 pm stg58animalmother

        GORILLION

        The meme that launched a thousand shitlords.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:15 pm Captain Obvious

        ‘Distracted boyfriend meme’ is sexist, rules Swedish advertising watchdog http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3690683/posts

        [CH: we’re THAAAAAT close to being born male qualifying as “sexist”]

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      • on September 26, 2018 at 6:38 am dzhugashvili

        we’re THAAAAAT close to being born male qualifying as “sexist”

        I thought that boat had already sailed, quite some time ago. Have you listened to any “feminists” recently?

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  4. on September 25, 2018 at 3:38 pm mendo

    I needed this about 10-12 years ago.

    At least now the ZFG is amped up to its proper levels currently.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 3:51 pm Captain Obvious

      Ouch, Babe. Big Law Associate Sues Ex-Fiancee Over $100K Eng@gement Ring http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3690663/posts

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 3:53 pm Captain Obvious

        It was 4.06 carats, a near-colorless, old European cut brilliant diamond, mounted in platinum with 14 diamond accents.

        And it fit what he says were her must-have requirements: 3.5 to 5 carats with an inclusion rating of no “worse” than VS2 and a color rating of no “worse” than G, and with no fluorescence.

        The price? $100,000.

        And then, 11 months later… they broke up. According to Strasser, now an associate at Troutman Sanders in Richmond, Virginia, Dickens won’t return the ring – which he’s stuck paying off until 2020.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:02 pm Captain Obvious

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:03 pm mendo

        Reminds me of a buddy that got hitched to such a gal not too long ago. They had their w3dd1ng invite bs online, with the “how did he propose” and it was essentially everything she had wanted, because after about each sentence, in parentheses was the phrase (for me).

        When I first met her, she seemed nice (silly rabbit) and the second time I saw her, just pitching the biggest fit. He hitched her, with all her credit card debt too!

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:16 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “with all her credit card debt too”

        That almost makes me nauseous.

        Talk about a blow to the gut.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:49 pm vfm#7634

        Cheaper weddings = stronger marriages.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:25 pm Scanman

        The bigger the rock, the smaller the cock.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:11 pm Bucky

        do you know how many high class hoooook-ers he could have bought for that?

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  5. on September 25, 2018 at 3:39 pm Watch What Women Do… | @the_arv

    […] Watch What Women Do… […]

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  6. on September 25, 2018 at 3:40 pm George

    Brad Pitt returning to be with used up ex-wife Jennifer Aniston: https://www.gossipcop.com/brad-pitt-jennifer-aniston-love-second-chance/

    Why would a top in the world alpha male go back to and old woman that he previously discarded??

    [CH: maybe it’s love? (tbf, aniston looks a lot better than jolie, who aged into a monster)]

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 4:37 pm stg58animalmother

      I’d make the same choice given his options in a hot second.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:44 pm R.G. Camara

        His options also include (but are not limited to) every woman in Hollywood from 18 to 25.

        As “Mortal Combat” and “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” said, he has chosen….poorly.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:25 pm stg58animalmother

        Should have said “between those two” not in general.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 4:42 pm R.G. Camara

      Pitt is a wussy pretty boy who was merely a tug-of-war toy for Jolie and Aniston the first time around. Aniston only wants him back to prove she beat Jolie (remember the “Team Jolie” and “Team Aniston” t-shirts from back in the day?) .

      Pitt’s gotten a ton of pussy in his life due to his being famous and extremely good looking, but deep down the man is a beta with the ladies. A total puppy dog, he’ll follow whoever manipulates him best.

      I’m reminded of the Bruce Willis character in “Death Becomes Her”, who is the object of two bitchy women’s desire and is pulled back and forth like by the two female leads until he finally mans up and walks out on both of them.

      Pitt lacks what is called “agency” when it comes to women; he’s not making his own choices, they are doing it for him. Sad! But it reminds us all that there is a different between being alpha with ladies and merely being in a position/job that gets you laid—famous actor, studio head (Weinstein), director (Joss Wheedon), athlete (Tiger Woods), etc.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:14 pm Tiberius

        > A total puppy dog

        As evidenced by the “man who likes to look like his girlfriend” meme.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 9:07 pm Carlos Danger

        Pitt switch hits and has a lot of hidden baggage. His handlers may well have ordered him to do so.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 4:45 pm mendo

      I know it’s noggin ball, but reminds of Tom Brady vs Aaron Rodgers.

      Brady was dating supermodels and then m@rried one–has a good f@mily going on. Rodgers dates used women (Olivia Munn and now Danica Patrick–who looks more muscular than he.)

      I’d imagine Rodgers could pull any dame he likes–he’s the friggin’ QB after all–but always settles for far, far less.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:54 pm R.G. Camara

        Long time rumor is that Rogers is g ay, but wants to stay in the closet. So his agent hires low-level celebrity chicks to pretend to be his gf for a while, and, in return, they get the rub of being a bigger celebrity’s gf* and then the agent promises to hook them up with some Hollywood studios for some roles.

        The unremarkable Patrick, having failed to have been the Great Female Hope in race cars, is relaunching her celebrity in this field.

        *Munn was less famous than Rogers when they started hooking up, no matter what you Attack of the Show! fans think.

        P.S. By another rumor, Munn was not supposed to be Rogers’ first fake celebrity gf, that was supposed to be Taylor Swift, who was then less-famous and not-as-big as Rogers. But it was nixed because Swift was a bit too emotionally flighty for the role and actually had a bit a crush on Rogers and was hoping to convert him back to liking girls, and Rogers and his bf wanted no part of her.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 5:00 pm Hackett To Bits

      At this point, Pitt the faux-mosexual has absolutely zero in the way of game to teach men. He only bolsters the blue pill thinking of Incels that being wealthy and pretty is required for attracting women.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 5:27 pm Mr Meaner

      Wasn’t the point of that article that they *aren’t* back together?

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  7. on September 25, 2018 at 3:54 pm Shaun G

    Anyone out there?

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 4:27 pm mendo

      Just nod if you can hear me

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:13 pm Survivorman

        Is there anyone at home?

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 5:44 pm Shaun G

        Any thoughts on the rock’s question above?

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 10:27 pm Captain Obvious

        >>>>> “Any thoughts on the rock’s question above?”

        If she’s your W!FE, then you don’t drop your seed in her mouth.

        You drop it in her B!RTH CANAL a day or two prior to 0vulation.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 10:29 pm Captain Obvious

        The sole purpose of m@rriage is BUNZ -> OVEN.

        If you aren’t pr0creating with your w!fe [in her b!rth canal, with no b!rth control], then you might as well be paying a prostitute to lay down with you.

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  8. on September 25, 2018 at 3:55 pm R.G. Camara

    Women do not ask you to open up your feelings because they care.

    Women ask you to open up your feelings because they want ammunition.

    They want as much as possible, which is why, no matter how much you splooge it out, they will say you’re holding back.

    If what you say makes you seem beta, they run. And if not, they will wait until the proper time to unleash it upon you to hurt you in the worst way they can.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 4:01 pm stg58animalmother

      Damn son. Show us on the doll where the bad lady touched you.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 4:13 pm R.G. Camara

        You sound like a HuffPo editor on Twitter.

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:20 pm Bucky

        Stg58: Have to respectfully disagree out of personal experience…it’s nothing more than a ploy for sheet test down the road. you need to vent, do it over bourbon with a male friend- who is ugly enough- that won’t use it against you and try and fugm you’re wyffie

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      • on September 25, 2018 at 6:28 pm stg58animalmother

        It’s cool to vent in the company of men. Damn feminists took away our mens clubs to do it in.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 5:02 pm Discipline

      One just has to accept them (women) for what they are. Ditch the Disneyesque fantasies. They are not “your rock”, or your “one and only”.

      They can be wonderful creatures. I love their company, their smell, their voice, their touch, but I accept them for how they are, not how I wish them to be.

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    • on September 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm Carlos Danger

      Always keep your frame and keep them guessing.

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  9. on September 25, 2018 at 4:13 pm Thor

    Yup. But saying you want something that you actually don’t want is not limited to women. Ask any politician…

    [CH: it’s more of a woman thang. men aren’t in the habit of going around to women and telling them they really want them to bloat up and act like bitches.]

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  10. on September 25, 2018 at 4:44 pm Discipline

    Mine ribs!

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  11. on September 25, 2018 at 4:53 pm Discipline

    What a lesson.

    I was between jobs one time, back when I was in the rat race, and I made the mistake of telling the girl I was dating that I was stressed about it and unsure of what I was going to do.

    I few days later she tells me she had a dream about coitus with another guy. This was kick in the balls, but I learned from it. Funny thing though is she stayed around for about three months until I canceled the thing after I acquired two plates.

    She definitely was not a good catch.

    Nice ass though. Softest skin I’ve ever laid hands on.

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  12. on September 25, 2018 at 6:58 pm Suburban_elk

    It’s a good meme because those are exactly the most common real life worries! Hahahaha

    Except maybe worrying about a “lump” isn’t exactly right. More like the prostate.

    Under-rated game advice: have not cancer.

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  13. on September 26, 2018 at 10:24 am Dr. Giggles

    LOL so funny but so true. That happened to a famous male actor a while ago…by his stalker. Remember the vampire dude from Twilight?Robert Pattison was filming a non vampire movie in Spain back in 2009. Outside his hotel was a spanish female stalker that hung out there for days and weeks. He said he felt lonely and went outside to pick her up and take her to dinner. At dinner he started complaining about everything in his life which made her bored. She never came back.

    When those twilight movies came out, that actor was the most desired man by most young women on the planet. It shocked me to read that story at the time. But now after having spent more than a decade reading CH I’m not surprised.

    https://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00021919.html

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