This is a new series, because let’s face it, we’re in a new era of female man-hating hysteria and media-amplified sex panic. Game isn’t just a helpful seduction system for getting laid; Game has become a life-saving necessity to protect oneself against mendacious psychocunts.
First installment: Preemptive Disqualification Game.
Girl: “Are you hitting on me?”
Lucifer’s Light Saber: “No thanks, I don’t want to be MeToo’ed.”
This should wrest a wry smile from a normal girl, and a scowl from a psychocunt. Now you can screen out the psychos. Doubleplusgoodness: It sets up a challenge that no woman can resist, marks you out as a Quenched Alpha, and seeds the conversation with endless flirtatious possibilities.
Girl: “what makes you think i would MeToo you?”
LLS: “I dunno, you just have that look in your face.”
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Girl: “do girls normally MeToo you?”
LLS: “Only if I forget to call back.”
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Girl: “what are you scared of?”
LLS: “ruining your reputation”
Bless you Heartiste, this is supremely needed
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[…] Game In The PoundMeToo Era […]
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Text from today…not sure if I’ve figured out the image posting thing correctly.
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Obviously not.
I sent a pic of Obergrüppenführer Smith with his fam around the dinner table after my girl texted she was going to have dinner ready for me tonight.
She texted: “Why does thinking of that photo with us superimposed over it make me so excited“
She was a former SJW gender studies major…didn’t take long to lead her in the right direction.
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I like the theme of always putting the onus on the girl that is prevalent in these game quips. It can be hard to both answer a question and turn it right back to her. Give em the ol’ U pipe.
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Christine Blasey Ford, Déborah Ramirez and Julie Swetnick are brave women who are bringing KKKavanaugh down. Isn’t it funny that right wing conservatives always turn out to be serial rapists.
Michael Avenatti is doing the Goddess’s work by fighting against the tyranny of the Drunk Uncle. Jeff Flake is also making some moves that shows that he could be emulating the late great Senator John McCain (a true American hero) by criticizing Drumpf in this most crucil time.
Once this nightmare is over and KKKavanaugh withdraws, the inevitable blue wave will happen and America can once again become a land of immigrants. As millions upon millions of people of colour stream into the country, the genetic and political results aren’t long in coming: Democrats will become the natural permanent governing party for a hundred years.
And as more and more racist white males lose their jobs to H1Bs and people of colour thanks to affirmative action, white women will reject these opioid addicted losers in favour of suave and sexy Black Men who are gainfully employed.
Payback is a bitch you ducking Nazis.
[CH: the accent mark over the ‘e’ in ramirez’s name is a dead giveaway that this is the stellar work of a parody troll.]
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Meh, the white women these days ain’t worth a chit, let the nogs have them. And HEY! I could go for sitting on the couch popping oxys and sponging up welfare!! Get me outta this corp cube farm!! Enjoy the decline.
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You want a wite world without the wite man in it and that simply can’t happen. You chase us, we don’t chase you, don’t forget that. ever.
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Looks like the muckraking Bagger Deplorables have dug up ancient history to smear a fine public servant like Julie Swetnick:
https://bigleaguepolitics.com/exclusive-julie-swetnick-was-sued-for-domestic-violence/
“Julie Swetnick Was Sued For Domestic Violence And Defamation According To Court Documents”
Is that all you got you Nazis? Bring it on.
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Yawwwn. Imposter Strapon is gghheey
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Jeff Flake needs to emulate McCain. If you know what I mean.
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I have to say, I have never been more happy not to be young. (not that I’m old but I mean like teenage / early-mid twenties). What a fucking minefield these poor young men have to navigate today.
I would 100% adjust my game towards metoo stuff as both a shitlord tactic and survival mechanism.
I would also (for the same reasons) surreptitiously record ALL intimate interaction with wahmen. This is a life saving strategy that must start ASAP for young men.
Think about the size of the camera on your cellphone. You can buy those mini spycams and they fit inside almost the head of a pin these days they are literally undetectable. I would have a mic (same size, invisible basically) and a cam in any room I’m doing the deed in.
I would get the chick to laugh about metooing me on camera / mic at least once. Etc etc. going to jail for pussy was not even a thought for me growing up, I cannot fathom suck risk.
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When it’s his word against hers – that dude better have some hard evidence to back him up.
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More evidence to question Ford’s credibility: she claims when Trump was elected, she was outraged because Kavanaugh was on his Supreme Court list: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/christine-blasey-ford-wanted-to-flee-the-us-to-avoid-brett-kavanaugh-now-she-may-testify-against-him/2018/09/22/db942340-bdb1-11e8-8792-78719177250f_story.html?utm_term=.3fe2257b346e
Problem is, Kavanaugh was not on Trump’s published Supreme Court list at the time. He was added in November 2017: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/president-donald-j-trump-announces-five-additions-supreme-court-list/
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The last two examples have great humor (if you’re already stuck in that situation), but…
I would never bring up #PoundMeToo with a girl. One of the worst possible angles. You’re steering her toward the wrong agenda by going near that topic. And you’re extending the period in which this is all we talk about in terms men/women.
The hippies/spiritual gurus talk about the “Fear vs Love” lens that humans use to view an interaction. “Towards / Away.” Same thing. It’s about “is your amygdala activated,” or not.
As soon as you introduce the frame #PoundMeToo, you have triggered the “fear” lens… her mind will flood to examples of “rape culture” and if you can seduce after that… good for you, but you’re a rare man.
The equivalent would be if a girl started joking with you about “consent culture” during a hook up. If that was a turn on for you, you’re a freak. Most guys would know immediately that this girl was speaking “victim” speak… and it would be a red flag.
Talking about #PoundMeToo is the failed path of Male Feminists. All the rest of us… would be wise to move toward almost any other topic.
[CH: this angle works if it’s exceedingly obvious you’re in good humor about it and just taking the piss with her. likewise, if a girl brought up consent culture in a way that made it obvious to me she thought the whole idea was silly or a useful prop to tease me, i’d probably banter with her.]
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Is it just me, or are the three accused — even if you give them the benefit of the doubt and engage in romantic reverie — homely beyond belief? Brett in his yearbook pic clearly looks the Chad and would even without game have pulled a least one to two points higher than these accusers. At least accusers one and three (are there pics out there of accuser 2?). Accuser one, for sure, given the unflattering black and white photo of her as a teenager. Shudder. I speculate here but there is a whiff of ‘I envy the Stacy & because I can’t have the Chad I will instead destroy him.
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It’s like those dating profiles yelling “don’t you dare send me sex texts”, obviously said by people who are mad with desire to receive their first sex text, and have little to no hope to.
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Clown World related—
Jesus Wept…
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are benjamim and bibi same person or evil twin brothers
tomorrow when evil brothers attack Syria and Russia are you still going to be 100 per cent with them and give them carde blanche
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@POTUS: super gay.
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Blackpillin’ blackpillers of lil’ faith!
How long is the TrumpFuhrer gon’ suffer yo’ unbelieving hineys?
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that is all you mastered to come up with cockroach?
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cuckortesar –
muh BCE shabbos apostate!
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Do girls really ask, “Are you hitting on me?”
I’ve never been asked that.
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Jodie Foster in Silence Of The Lambs, to that nerd in the bug basement
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Yes they do. In a non-negative way, I have seen it done by very low self-esteem types.
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“we’re in a new era of female man-hating hysteria and media-amplified sex panic. ”
It looks too systemic to be happening in an unplanned, casual way — doesn’t it?
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Heh. This post is particularly relevant to me as I recently went back to college at 33 (company is covering it for degree). I have a girlfriend but she doesn’t live with me. I feel there is a lot of opportunity here. But at the same time, chicks are more insane as ever, and I’d rather not go to prison.
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Filtering out fundamentally adversarial womyn is now more important than ever. When I was in my twenties, I was fortunate to pick up a copy of a book that provided to me desperately needed insights into female psychology. It provided a framework that allowed woman to be classified into four personality types: “ladybug”,”honeybee”,”grasshopper” and “hornet”. It provided verbal indicators that would tip off a man as to which type was in front of him. Even more importantly, it provided guidance on how to ask questions that put the qualifying advantage in the exchange to the man, instead of being in the position of always reacting to how the womyn was acting.
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And the name of this book would be…?
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Hahaha good one Heartiste 👍🏻
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Girl: Do girls normally Metoo you?
Goody: No but, I have a consent form on my underwear and nothing comes off until you sign.
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