I don’t go down on girls, unless they’re virginal and their poosies smell like a springtime meadow. If I’m with a 21 year old and I have a strong suspicion I am her first or second lover, then yeah, here’s me gorging at the Y:
Most over-25 women aren’t virginal and their poosies aren’t exactly garden fresh. I have no interest in sticking my nose in a sewer and contracting mouth cancer.
But try telling a girl that (ID FATALITY).
And yet, I’ve noticed more girls demanding mouthlove, especially reciprocated mouthlove. Sex often inaugurates with the girl slobbing my knob, but now it’s been transactionalized by anti-romantic battlecunts who have been inculcated by Femcunt Inc to view any unreciprocated action — no matter the context or the mood lighting — as a slight against grrldom by the oppressive white male hateriarchy.
In fact, some of these chicks will push my head downward toward their steampipes as I’m dropping mad kisses on the non-smelly parts of their bodies, and I’ll RESIST, which only makes them push harder on my head. Wouldn’t that qualify as sexual assault under the terms created from thin air by the BELIEVE WAHMEN cuntsortium?
So here’s what you should say if a girl expresses in so many words that she wants you to lick her cancerclit:
MY TONGUE, MY CHOICE: I don’t do that.
GIRL: Why? Are you selfish or something?
MY TONGUE, MY CHOICE: I only offer those services to girls I’ve been dating a long time. It’s very intimate.
GIRL: We’ve been dating a while.
MY TONGUE, MY CHOICE: Not long enough. I’ll let you know when.
I never let her know when, because a girl who’s indignant that her poosy be viewed like a tootsie roll pop (how many licks to get to the G spot?) is a girl who
- has been scoured by a squadron of stiff ones and can only get off now with extraordinary efforts on the part of the man and
- is a strident bitch who won’t ever show generosity of spirit or snatch without a rider attached to it
Ladies, if you want the licky licky, avoid the sticky pricky. Virgins are ravaged because they haven’t been ravaged. Get the picture?
I’m at the point now where all of this sh!znat simply disgusts me – fellatio, cunning lingualists, all of it.
Bish, get off teh BC poison, make your body clean & pure 4 moi, and let’s get busy makin teh pr0geny.
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I saw the Cunning Linguists open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Palladium in ’93.
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I loved the Palladium
It was a great venue.
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stop LARPing faggot
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I’ve only done as such when it’s an attractive pussy and I felt like going there.
I’d rather explore her with my fingers down there than my tongue.
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young ones but lately i just bang em out…pussy eating should only ever be a diversion at most
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The Pope only kisses nigger feet once a year, how often do you kiss nigger pussy?
h/t sentient
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[…] When She’s Mad You Don’t Eat At The Y […]
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She won’t ever dare ask for it to an Apex alfa.
Consider any such demand as you would an insult.
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LOL THESE SOME TRUE WORDS N THEY SAY A LOT BOUT TEETS
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exactly right
if she views you as her alpha dreamboat, she’ll be begging to please you instead
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Ask Michael Douglas how that approach worked out for him…
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“I hereby profess and attest that I utterly deny that I ever did not boff ((schweinstein))”
well, that’s the less disgusting source;
because considering the environs Michael D might’ve gotten the virus directly from the source, sans vagina intermediation
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“has been scoured by a squadron of stiff ones and can only get off now with extraordinary efforts on the part of the man”
this is the truth
if she can’t orgasm from intercourse and needs manual or oral stimulation to get off, she’s sexually defective. could be psychological, physical or both but something is wrong with her. almost always a result of being desensitized from too many men banging her out, being a selfish narcissist, man hater, lesbo in denial, etc. avoid girls like that at all costs
also… gum disease and mouth or throat cancer is no joke. do not do!
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Clean and clean shaved are absolutely non-negotiable, and I DO mean attention to detail.
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No pussy lip stragglers leading to the taint??
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I’ll represent the pro camp in Eating at the Y. I am a big fan… but it’s for me. I don’t even care if she likes it. I tell girls that. It’s like eating ribs… or crab legs… put on a bib, get in their, make a mess. Good times.
I don’t know where I first got into the idea… but I know I was the first of my friends.
I have been surprised to learn how many girls want the digits. In my advancing age, I’ve been learning more about the manual arts.
Which leads me to a favorite date question:
MY TOOLS, MY CHOICE: For the record… what makes you moan the loudest:
MY TOOLS, MY CHOICE: Tongue, fingers or cock
#research
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G-spot? impressive tongue work.
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Lol
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If the tang’s been hit, the clit ain’t licked.
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This head push thing is a dominance play.
Which means that when in foreplay don’t even kiss south of her breast demilitarized zone. One thing to do is to put the girl on her side and do all the foreplay from behind her. That way you control pace of the foreplay and you don’t have a girl start pushing you.
Also this establishes the man in control vibe which is pretty key these days.
The reason women want oral is to help them lubricate in case their body is neutral on the whole encounter. Which is fine in some ways but having her lick your lingers and you rubbing down there can get you the same effect.
Women don’t want an awkward and perhaps dry penetration thus they do the head push. But a man needs to realize that if a woman is not freely flowing she’s really not ready. So a wise man just keeps rubbing and nibbling. In many ways you can never have too much foreplay.
[CH: you can never have too much foreplay…until your balls are the size and color of neptune]
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I knew one girl who could only get off orally…that was it for her.
She came one time vaginally while high. Maybe a problem between her ears but it was what it was. And girls who are soaked like to be eaten too, doesn’t have to do with lubrication.
If she’s not wet enough I just spit on it. I have aim like the Outlaw Josey Wales
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I reckon so…
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Never had that problem. If a girl isn’t soaked with minimal foreplay shes either a)on bc b)nowhere near ovulation or c) not into sex/on libido killing medications.
Only b isn’t a dealbreaker. Even the asexual girls I’ve been with were soaked with minimal foreplay, if shes not wet enough more often than not you’re either not that attractive (most guys) or shes chemically messed up in some way (most girls).
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yeah, this idea that women need tons of foreplay is ridiculous. if she’s not wet after some kissing and a little grab ass and fondling, the attraction to you isn’t there and/or she’s not wanting it and only going through the motions (pity sex), mentally closed off, hormonally out of balance, sexually stunted, etc
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depends on the girl.
a headstrong, independent woman (who make up a decent percentage of our Aryan stock) often has to be “broken” before she will surrender and be easily turned on a guy. she may also need to trust him, and that trust m-i-g-h-t be developed during that “breaking”. (imagine that – a woman’s hardwiring telling her to slow it down)
how do you “break” a woman and have that lead to her trusting you more deeply? you could do something that really pisses her off, and then don’t react.
for example, if she’s all excited about some stupid event, like a friend’s birthday or some shit, and she wants you to come to it and you tentatively agree to come to it, and then on the day of you go radio silent until the very last minute then you say “oh yeah I’m not gonna make it”, knowing this will crush her.
and then the next day she’s furious at you (if she’s furious you know she’s hooked) and you act like it was no big deal and say “what should we do for dinner?” like it never happened.
then, if she doesn’t bail (she won’t because this was such a ballsy move), then the next time you have sex she will be a bit wetter because now she’s terrified of you and the fact that can easily you can just drop her out of the blue for no apparent reason. and she hates you for it but she loves you for it because no man has ever had the nerve to piss her off before, and now she wants you even more.
and in between these events where you seemingly drop her like a sociopath and then act like nothing ever happened you’re perfectly nice to her, and poke fun at her and give her great sex. just basically be a cool dude. until one day when she starts to get a little too pushy again and then you just wait for something meaningful to her to come up and, whoops! you just suddenly stopped caring again.
that’s how you make a woman consistently wet. and wetter. doing the unexpected.
there’s probably a nice way of doing the unexpected. I just haven’t found one that is as effective as being a dick.
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Sucking your cock should get her plenty wet enough if she’s really into you. If it doesn’t she’ll be sucking some other guys sick real soon.
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color of neptune
better than uranus
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Put a ring on it.
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I actually got blue balls once, it’s real, believe me.
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A dominant can be turned into a submissive with the right foreplay. I rub that clit with my fingers until she comes. At the same time I’m kissing her mouth so I don’t get a lot of noise and porno girl nonsense.
After that first orgasm out of the way, they are usually so happy they want to please me back. And again in the morning, and again next time.
Of course, then they do shit tests and try to turn me into a beta provider, or an emotional tampon. But I’ve learned to calmly say no and be firm.
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Two hooked fingers, not deep, right on the bulbous part about an inch or two in (your results may vary by female) and a orbital palm on the upper outter region- WITH- dead eye to eye contact and you gottem
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I got that exact spiel from a milf right before we got it on. I gave no indication of expecting it but she just stopped everything and said it was an “intimate” thing. Sure, your kids are trying to sleep on the other side of this wall on a school night but that’s just a bridge too far.
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Reserved for special occasions depending on the sexual energy. There are ways for a guy to do it and preserve dominance. If you prefer not to and are skilled with your hands and cock she most likely won’t miss having her fur bugled by your face. Either way, any guy giving in to sexual demands is not maintaining an alpha frame.
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A man maintains dominance by eatin’ pussy on his terms.
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I’ve ran into two smelly cunts in my life.
Truly a horrendous odor, not unlike spoild tuna.
Both girls fingernails weren’t well kept.
There’s a correlation in there.
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lately, i been trying to avoid eating pussy but banging a low or average quality chick just couldn’t get me arousal (mainly erection), maybe its porn influence or just work stress. But once i ate hers, my erection slowly gaining back so what’s the main cause of my affected ereciton?
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You’re reacting to her arousal.
Try to take the next step – use Game to get her aroused PSYCHOLOGICALLY, rather than using your tongue to get her aroused manually.
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this is the key
too many dudes think it’s all about technique, spending a bunch of time on manual/oral crap when what they really need to do is get her aroused before the panties even come off
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what if she responds with “men invade, women invite”?
[CH: men invade with spears, not tongues]
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The tongue is often likened to a sword. 😉
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mdo test: Israel has the right to defend themselves
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Netanyahu just got a new stock of looney tunes bomb drawings.
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As do we all.
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and the whole world has the right to attack
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I’d be curious to know if they’re consuming some variety of feminist porn in all those girly books they read, or whether these dominance plays are the organic expression of feminism and endocrine disruptors.
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feminist porn, girl magazines, all kinds of propaganda saying intercourse is inferior to oral/manual stimulation, pushing female power, male submissiveness, telling every sloot she’s a queen who deserves to be worshipped, all of it
no doubt the fact that so many men willingly take the submissive role adds to it. they’ve come to expect/demand it because so many men are weak and fall in line
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all kinds of propaganda saying intercourse is inferior to oral/manual
Gee, I wonder whoever would push that agenda? *cough*dikes*cough*
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yep
dikes
and sloots who are so screwed up mentally and physically from riding the carousel so long that they no longer get pleasure from healthy normal intercourse.
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From their imaginary BFFs on socmed. Where they get every “thought ” in their heads. With an “arch” look from over Problem Glasses in the avvy.
“Yugogrrl when he’s tired from a day on the tools, demand a tonguing. If he don’t, that’s Abuuuuuuuuuuuuse! Kill him when he’s drunk” etc. etc.
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Thanks for answering that.
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OT: Conspiracy against Trump and Judge K.
https://gellerreport.com/2018/10/for-cia-friend-letter-hlp.html/
Astounding research and links.
Ford is a fulsome liar from the get-go.
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Well, DUH!
While some of the particulars may be spun from the usual alt-R whole cloth, anyone with an IQ one point above a tree could see it was a put-up job.
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Not a single bish has walked out on me because I didn’t go down. Only two have ever insisted, and I didn’t yield.
I’d say if they are interested in you, they won’t be making demands like that… or you’re dating old hags. Both those bishes were late 20’s.
For me the rule is simple… for me to go down on a girl, I have to want to go down, AND her pussy MUST have been home to my cock alone. Otherwise, it ain’t happening. So far, I’ve only gone down on two girls, and one of them is my wife. That too once in like six months maybe.
Sometimes, esp. after a short dry spell or such, I just naturally feel like tasting her, and that’s when I go down for a bit, or put her on top of me 69ing.
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Chinaman gets wifey in bed, sez “What you like?”
“How ’bout 69?”
“What?! You want beeft and broccoli at time like this?”
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See a lot of middle aged gash in the OR, trust me, that ole pink mare she ain’t what she used to be.
[CH: lol yet so depressing]
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Nay, nay!
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Rollo had a good post titled Submission.
https://therationalmale.com/2017/04/30/submission/
It’s a good read as long as you don’t get stuck on the anal part of it like some in the comments did.
I believe this post by CH is the flip side of that, where you should NOT be submitting to her but her directing you to do something (in this case cunning lingualists) is an attempt to get you to submit to her(losing frame). Don’t get stuck on the cunning lingualists anal part of either post.
It’s the FRAME you need to worry about.
If she’s unwilling to do X, then she should become an X. (Rollo’s post)
If she demands you do X, then she should become an X. (CH’s post)
For a short hand to these two excellent post check out the Iron Rules of Tomassi especially #1 and #3 and The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon especially #4, #7, #15, and #16.
Good luck Heritage America Shi+lords and stay Deplorable
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I can’t ever read Rollo the same after suggesting people should vote for Killery because “enjoy the decline”. No thanks! Go shill that cunt elsewhere, Rollo.
His mind would change REAL FAST if one of his family members got enriched, which I hope never happens to anyone.
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yeah that has bother me ever since but the good red pill game frame stuff is still good info.
both post are what the new kids reading here need to learn
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Rollo is great, directed my sons to him (secret santa gives them his books).
His balls-acheingly strict No Politics:No Football Colours:No Singing In The Bar mod style was unlikely to make them inadvertently reveal their power level while at uni (thus pissing off all the horrifyingly naive Nice White Girls, all desperately trying to fit in with the dominant campus GoodThink).
But his comment section. Dear God! After a page and a half of wailing and whining and genuine retards AMOG-ing, I’m ready to get the rope and chair for myself, or join them on the ledge. I had to pack that in, only look at the articles now.
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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No more than 3 minutes of cunnilingus and 4 minutes of fellatio. It’s foreplay not coitus substitutus.
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It could be nature’s way of trust but verify before going all in…
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Reminds me of the joke – Adam asks Eve where she’s been. She says taking a dip in the stream. Adam says, “Why’d you do that? Now I’ll never get that smell out of the fish.”
If you stick with young women without high notch counts their pussy lips are better, the length of their pussy crack is smaller, and everything tastes and smells better.
In addition, Russian girls wash often. They will wash all their equipment before sex, and then after sex, so everything is clean and smells fresh. Too many American women think you’re insulting them if you ask them to wash their pussy.
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I’ve been meaning to ask you. So I used to have this gf of mine who was weird as fukk. When we were having sex she would imitate orgasm or some shiz like the first few minutes in(side her). It didn’t matter if I was slow, or fast, or whatever.
Every fukken time she would just cross her legs, gasp for air and like shiver or some shiz. I don’t mean to be rude but it was fukken weird. And after she would *orgasm* it meant no sex anymore after that.
I remember the first times we had sex she was cool and all, she wouldn’t pull off that *orgasming* shit or anything. I cud ride her for a long time, and she wouldn’t pretend to cumm.
So whaddaya think, the fukk was her problem?
[CH: sounds like she was pulling a ruse to get out of a labia-orious sex session. did you or she end the relationship?]
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No offense brother, but you were the side piece.
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Hi Brother Bucky and Reverend CH. We was a couple for 2 years. The last final time we were having sex I had the thought ‘dang this might be the last time we have sex’. It was (I guess my dick or gut knew it wud be). After that she became weird and distant etc etc and she broke up ye.
Ye ok so during those 2 years we were reals close because we were studying the same thing and lived together etc…she didn’t go out with “girlfriends” or anything, just a homely gurl. We would spend all the time together, and not a one time did she smell like a wet dog.
Another weird thing was the first we met, we wud sex like no day tomorrow, 5 times a day. After that, I don’t know how long, I guess for over a year, we would only have sex for once or twice a month. If twice then the another sexing time would be at the same day or the next day.
Ye pulling a ruse, why the fukk was she like that? I’ve been thinking this for a long time and no one says nothing if I ask their personal opinions.
Her puzzy smelled like rotten fish tho and she would yap about how “puzzy was a self-cleaning mechanism” and pH and all that shiz. But the truth is I guess the puzzy of hers smells to this day.
Have a nice day y’all. Writing this was like going to church.
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I had that not once but twice (i.e. two girls in my sequence, long, long ago).
Just dismissed it as Feminzum or some other shitty zeitgeist influence (this was the days of Lennon glasses, denim dungas, and Spare Rib (the jewish womens’ magazine, not chinese chow)).
One girl lasted a year, before pulling an “ooops” the week before I was due out of country for a while. I should have known, because the sex was berserk animal for a few days, unlike the previous months.
Turns out years and years later I was not the First in either case, and neither were any of the other boys. Naughty Daddy.
The “oops” girl had just returned from her parents selling her childhood home and moving to Buttfuck Nowhere in Cornwall.
So frigid fakers are on my Incest Suspect List, along with muslims.
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Peering through the mists of dementia, I now recall that both these girls had pursued me most determinedly, even though I was pretty much unaware of them except as part of my wider circle of boozehounds and degenerate work colleagues. Even though they were more than averagely attractive.
No idea what’s going on there. But they’re the only ones that ever have.
Take note, young Masters.
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Helo Tam the Bam,
whaddaya mean? Do you mean my ex gf was fukkked by a fatherman of hers? Sry English isn’t my Mother Tongue so I don’t quite understand everything lol
“I ha dthat not once but twice” sorry I think I missed this too, so what did you have?
Eagerly waiting for your message
bl77777
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It’s just my nasty suspicious mind. Once is “Hey, that’s weird”. Twice … well.
Girls talk among themselves, endlessly. At least half of it is lies/bullshit just to keep in with the herd. And sometimes it gets outside the eager claque into the wider social world. I only found out from their “friends”, long after ALL our parents were safely oxidized, sometime in the previous century.
Of course they could have been bullshitting, to keep up with the radical feminist Joneses they were all terrified of.
But combined with the other out-of-the-ordinary and creepy behaviours manifesting them selves in 2 girls who never met ..???
It’s what men have always done, and women can never do. Tracking, inference from data.
One drop of blood on a leaf? Meh, a spider menstruated there, or some other freaky Nature thing. Ignore.
Two drops, on different leaves? And a hoofprint? Oh and there’s some hair on the treebark .. what colour? Taste the blood, how old (never do this in Africa!). Follow this bent grass a bit. Guys, do you smell piss??
tl;dr two very mad girls I was quite srs about turned out (if their girlfriends weren’t mad old bitter drunken liars, not impossible) to have been at the very least diddled by dada. “Abuuuuuse!” is a very plastic concept to the female brain, as we all now know.
Probably not ingefuckened, as the fathers were a bit beta-going-on-omega by all accounts. Respectable UMC whitecollar Oscar Mild dweebs.
Oh and both sets of parents were relatively elderly. Might be another clue.
I have no idea what’s up with your GF, but to me those sort of shitty bed-manners are a red flag. My disasters were decades ago, no cellphones, no internet, and I used a sliderule because there were no PCs or even calculators (at least for the peasants, there was a CP/M machine at work which was treated like a little grey god, with its own temple).
The Poz has enveloped the entire world since then, leading to mass psychosis in women and many men.
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Th old guys around here say that back in the day, before you went all in, you used your pinky, grabbed some ear wax, gave it a rub up in there and if she jumped, you knew she was ‘hot’ ie the gonnerra. Heard this from several people, not sure if it’s true though….
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A couple of virginal ones that I wanted to go down on pushed my head AWAY. Tight squeaky clean. Is that also a power play on the girls’ part? One accused me of acting like a dog. The other just wanted “normal” behavior, meaning piv only, but she goes along with some digital clit work. I’ve no first hand experience banging gypsy (Roma not traveler) girls but have read that they distinguish above and below the waist with respect to intimate contact. No cross contact allowed.
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“One accused me of acting like a dog. The other just wanted “normal” behavior, meaning piv only”
you have to admit, it is pretty dog like. no wonder so many feminists like it
it’s also very submissive. old fashioned girls who prefer normal masculine/feminine gender roles are naturally gonna be turned off by a dude who behaves in a submissive way like that
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My dive partner is female. Mentally attractive but not physically attractive to me. We’re in the islands a few years back and at dinner says “look, we’re in the islands, take it, there are no strings attached once we get home”
Me in my head: duh, this is a trap, change subject
Later that evening, I brought up BJs. Her response “yeah, they are for special occasions like anniversaries”
Me in my head: explains why you’re single
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right. and the same girls who say that, expect oral every time and a huge number men go along with that. bizarre.
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details aside, you are 100% correct my brother
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yeah, they are for special occasions like anniversaries”
Lol! Stupid girl.
Me in my head: explains why you’re single
Zackly. Smarter girls know about holidays like “Steak and a BJ” day.
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A girl pushing my head down would be such a turn off that I would instantly get up and show her the door.
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You are simultaneously the most florid and pithy writer I have ever encountered. Let us know when you decide to start running writing workshops
[CH: i am the yin and the yang, the venus and the mars, the union of the planes of heaven and hell. and a fun bloke to boot.]
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Wouldn’t that qualify as sexual assault under the terms created from thin air by the BELIEVE WAHMEN cuntsortium?””””””””
yea i’ve been sexually assaulted by woman so many times i cant even remember em all
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Just thinking about smelly vag, turns my stomach.
Can’t even fuck it, let alone put my nose near it. Luckily, I’ve only encountered it a few times. No. fucking. way.
I know I sound like some precious queer but that is an absolute forever boner killer for me.
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Slightly off topic, but just to give you guys an idea as to how sh!t I think dating in London has become amongst millennials; came across a game show thing where a beta white model and a blingy bl@ck man were competing for an ugly 1/4 mulatto self entitled princess with a man jaw and brow. Neither of them met her expectations.
Women are becoming more disgusting whilst their expectations are increasing….I think we all know the Darwinian reason why.
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What kind of stinky assed hos do you guys date? I have almost never encountered a girl with a stinky cooter but then I don’t do ONS.
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My first serious girlfriend. She was 14 I was 16. I would do it often. Teenage and unspoiled.
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if ya eat the pussy can get dick sucked for same amount of time 5 hours whatever
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One time I asked a girl that wanted me to go down on her “Did you shower?” Not because that shiv was intentional but because I almost did it. Instead of “No but I’ll be right back” she wasted no time trying to shame me into licking the clam. That was a close one.
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Oobvious shit test is obvious. Shame you into the clam? Lulz! The entitlement is piled high on too many wahmen. Did you neg her, or just bang and go?
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