This video of Trump shaking hands with Emmanuel Maricon back in 2017 stands as Trump’s greatest handshake battle victory. The alpha on display here is almost absurdist. This is Trump bringing the WWE to international relations (and these globalist pussies are steamrolled, flailing for a face-saving escape from His Alphaness).
The best part is Trump pulling Grandma Bridgette into his body, literally KISSING HER while still shaking Macron’s hand. This is level 99 cuckoldry. THE CUCKSHAKE.
I believe Maricon was permanetly scarred by this handshake, which explains why he has regressed to a closet case running to darkest black French territories to be a bottom for “all of the Republic’s children”.
PS Trump has (finally) named the Soros:
“not made in the basement from love!” Aaaaand there’s your latest Trump Trigger. Meme it, send it, enjoy the shitlib squees.

One day this week, two or three NPR women reported breathelssly on President Trump’s rally somewhere, Mississippi I think. Their intention was to expose and shame him for publicly mocking “Doctor” (she’s not a doctor) Christine Blowsy Fraud.
It had just the opposite effect. It exposed him all right, it exposed that he has comic timing bordering on genius. The crowd shrieked their laughter in delight. Every time I heard the report that day (four!), I smiled and laughed to myself.
#MAGA
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Can she prescribe medicine? Then she’s not a “doctor”.
Libs always pull this resume inflation / argument from authority bs when one of theirs faces scrutiny.
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As Dr. King said …
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So it is written, so it shall be done!
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ELEVATOR PROTESTER ADMITS SHE WORKS FOR SOROS-FUNDED ORGANIZATION
“One of the two protesters who confronted Flake in the elevator is Ana Maria Archila, an executive director of the Center for Popular Democracy (CPD). The other protester, Maria Gallagher, is an activist with the group. The CPD is indeed heavily funded by George Soros through the Open Society Foundation.”
(dailycaller. com)
The libs immediately went into meltdown/denial after Trump’s tweet. But they can’t deny it in the face of actual journalism, and retreated to ‘So what?’.
President Trump: I’m lovin’ this guy!
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Soon
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I poasted this at the bottom of the other thread…
Notice how she derives her societal relevance on the accomplishments of the MEN in her life
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warning: catlady shrieking and a bunch of demands
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Lolz! Lies right from the start, “I said, Mr. Hatch! My father served in WWII” but her own phonevid that she shows? All screaming tantrum.
“They can’t be civil to us!” says screaming bish. Pure projection!
This has become a national sh1t test and the only answer to the demands has to be “NO!” followed by “Who bish this is?”
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This is the absurdity WASPs have become
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“He was mean to me because I was shrieking nonsense at him…”
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She’s so lacking in self awareness that she shows that video to others. She accosts him, screams at him, then accuses him of being uncivil for telling her to grow up. He was doing her the favor of wise elderly advise and she’s too oblivious to know it. And even she must not be able to stand how she sounds in the video
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[…] Trump’s 28-Second Handshake Battle (& Naming The Soros) […]
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man’s happiness and sanity today (much more than ever before) depends directly on how successfully can eliminate cunts from all of spheres of his life (except the one(s) he currently f*ucks)
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Trump does a thing that “power body language experts” advise against. He takes the underneath position in handshakes, which “experts” claim is supplicating, but he also pulls the person in, so the effect is his handshake partner ends with an extended arm, back of hand up, sometimes even with wrist flexed downward. Its a very feminine position. It looks like a dainty maiden getting in position for a manicure.
To avoid this you have to start the handshake closer to him, which is not always possible.
[CH: interesting. trump is a physically big man too, and he’s able to use his heft to pull other men in with his handshake.]
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if you want to delay a handshake, all you need to do is leave your hand at your side until you’re VERY VERY VERY close to the other man.
Then you hug him with your other arm.
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Gorshuch seemed to handled it the best so far. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fnKKQDGFQ
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Meanwhile, Graham is enjoying his newly found balls:
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to quote a gab comment: lindsey grabbed his first pussy… . .lolzololzolz
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Lindsay just walked away from a sh1t test. Feels good!
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He’s thinking I may have to give this pussy stuff a try
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So, is the move when Trump pulls you in to go with it and give him full bro hug?
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[…] Source: Heartiste […]
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I read that Trump tweet this morning.
I love our president.
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I believe Maricon was permanetly scarred by this handshake, which explains why he has regressed to a closet case running to darkest black French territories to be a bottom for “all of the Republic’s children”.””””””””””
rofl
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Hey there, I kinda wrote about this.
https://alixander.co
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That video was awesome. My face hurts from smiling so hard.
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Keep in mind that Trump is a 72YO man doing this to a young Macron.
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GEOTUS’ physical and mental energy is astonishing.
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True story, Trump is almost as old as Macron’s wife….
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This video inspired me to teach my son a proper firm handshake.
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