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Physiognomy Is Réal

October 10, 2018 by CH

This is a bronze death mask of Napoleon, cast 40 hours after his death. Examine the phyzz, and weep for our Current Year Soys, because degeneration is real.

Le 100% Shitlorde Visage.

Look at that manly mien. What do you think a man like that, if he lived today, would do with SJWs moaning about safe spaces and “White privilege”? Put them out of their misery, I bet, and then wipe his sword clean on their Harry Potter t-shirts.

This is the face of man in the pre-soy, pre-vidja, pre-pron, pre-endocrine disruptor age. All hard angles and manifest testosterone. Glory, not gloryhole face.

In contrast, a bronze death mask of an open-mouthed John Scalzi could double as a candlestick.

More tellingly, admire the size of Napoleon’s skullcap. He was a big-brained nibba. Maybe the augurs and geneticists are right…we Westerners really are getting stupider and softer.

PS Napoleon looks more frou frou in paintings than he does in his IRL death mask. It’s interesting that contemporaneous painters in Napoleon’s time tended to feminize the faces of male nobility and leaders. Maybe men were so damned high T back then that it was considered artful to “take some edge off” and present them in a less intimidating way to a predominantly aristocratic buyers’ market? Or maybe, given the fashion at the time of gaudy petticoats, wigs, and face powder, painters rarely painted their subjects in less pampered contexts?

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  1. on October 10, 2018 at 10:30 am Veritas

    Heartiste – you are a modern-day Caeser yourself

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:20 am BRUH

      LOL THA MAN HAS NO FAMILY AND WHINES ALL DAY ON HIS BLOG

      BUT SURE JUST LIKE NAPOLEON

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:50 pm Corinth Arkadin

        All caps and no punctuation.

        You’re a blac fella, aren’t you?

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      • on October 11, 2018 at 8:07 am Rmuell

        Family is for betas

        The joy of kids lol

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:50 am trav777

      wtf does that dude have his mouth hanging open for??

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:04 pm Greg Eliot

        You mean bruh, right?

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:05 pm Greg Eliot

        You mean brüh?

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:05 pm vfm#7634

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    • on October 11, 2018 at 11:18 am Soylent Goyimbo

      Holy shlt the cringe

      The cringe

      THE CRINGE

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  2. on October 10, 2018 at 10:34 am Veritas

    A picture of Gaius Julius … same amazing masculine countenance:

    https://goo.gl/images/zQmNPj

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:47 am Carlos Danger

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  3. on October 10, 2018 at 10:34 am traitors first

    @CH
    It’s interesting that contemporaneous painters in Napoleon’s time tended to feminize the faces of male nobility and leaders.

    Maybe it’s the Marquis de Sade effect and the cult that has followed him.
    He was raised with servants who indulged “his every whim,” which led to him becoming “known as a rebellious and spoiled child with an ever-growing temper.”

    Boy does this sound like some of the people who are currently not in power that say “Civility will return when they are back in power.”

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:02 am justwanttocommentblog

      “Civility will return when they are back in power.”

      Beatings will continue until morale improves?

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:27 am Ironsides

      Well, it was the Romantic period, so they would naturally try to make their heroic figures look “boyish,” like the Youthful Romantic Hero.

      One can see with this Napoleon thing how big a disservice that was to those who were painted. Whatever else one might think about him, the little jackass clearly had a rather commanding face — deep-set eyes, high cheekbones, and a massive jaw.

      It makes you realize that practically every painted portrait of him was pansified out of all recognition. If someone who had seen only the paintings traveled back in time specifically to view “l’empereur” in the flesh, they would probably walk right by Napoleon without realizing it.

      The difference is astonishing.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 11:51 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

        The death mask is of a 50+ year old man though.

        As a young subaltern in the artillery he was probably more GQ than Benito Mussolini.

        He looks just like Benito btw.

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  4. on October 10, 2018 at 10:39 am Physiognomy Is Réal | @the_arv

    […] Physiognomy Is Réal […]

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  5. on October 10, 2018 at 10:57 am Rick Derris

    Napoleon had the right idea for the mob of his age: “a whiff of grapeshot.”

    This tactic would make today’s Antifa Black Bloc SOI BOIs scatter . . . IN PIECES.

    Scalzi’s deathmask would indeed double as a candlestick. Namely one mounted over a glory hole in a trans- friendly bathroom.

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  6. on October 10, 2018 at 10:57 am Stallman

    Look up any picture of George Washington.

    Out of respect I will NEVER use the word ‘soy’. And the name “George Washington” in the same sentence.

    But… if he were ‘that’, we’d be British fruitcakes right now, raising boys in frilly clothing and knee high socks with combed over hair held steady by mommy’s saliva.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:44 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      Washington has a typical Anglo-Saxon look. Would be interesting to see the death mask of him with some rosey cheeks. I’ve seen that face on farmers all northhumberland.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:36 pm Corinth Arkadin

      Also the fact that The g0d-Emperor Washington was also a literal GIANT. The man was tall in an age where tallness alone would solidify you as a leader.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:44 pm syonredux

      A giant among men:

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  7. on October 10, 2018 at 11:05 am lak

    Fun fact: Napolean, like Hitler, was beta af in his early life. The woman he married fucked another man while Napolean was on campaign in Italy, even as one of France’s top generals and gaining fame and glory. He wrote her a constant stream of cringeworthy love letters in which he poored his beta heart out and she hardly bothered to write a few sentences back on occassion, and told him she was pregnant as an excuse when she wasn’t. When she did go visit Napolean in Italy, she even brought along her fucktoy. To his credit, when Napolean found out he did get himself a whore, and later in life as ruler as France had a bunch of young mistresses.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:54 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      How was Adolf as young man?

      The two had absolutely different
      Histories.

      Napoleon was an artillery officer from and aristocratic family.

      Hitler’s was the son of a minor civil servant who found out he could orate.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:39 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Hitler might have been many things, but he was certainly no pussy. He earned the Iron Cross Second Class when it was rare to award it to officers, and doubly so to enlisted men.

        His sergeant said he couldn’t be promoted above Corporal though, he was deemed too dangerous.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 4:38 pm Lichthof

        His ‘job’ in the WW1 trenches had a life span of 1 week, he lasted several before being temporarily blinded.
        Before that he left home and tried to make a life for himself on his own in Vienna. The Beer Hall Putsch was big balls stuff. He also served his time in prison.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 9:49 pm Lichthof

        The Beer Hall putsch took big balls and he also served his time in prison

        Interesting when you study US WW2 propaganda the nahzees were accused of sticking a knife through a bible.
        How’s Christianity working out now goyim?
        Also thanks for creating the conditions to launch globohomo in the nation that was once your own…

        Never ever fight a (((foreign war)))

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  8. on October 10, 2018 at 11:06 am Anonymous

    What would the Corsican do with this guy?

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:18 pm williamk

      emancipate him

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:40 pm Corinth Arkadin

        Hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha, a student of history I see.

        williamk, Thread Winner.

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  9. on October 10, 2018 at 11:07 am Diversity Heretic

    I agree that Napoleon Bonaparte was an alpha, but the wars for which he bears the majority of the responsibility killed tens of thousands of Europeans. He’s really not a man to emulate; I much prefer George Washington.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:06 pm Captain John Charity Spring MA

      Well, what was happening? France was in relative decline and the Brits and Prussians were about to contend for mastery.

      He was France’s death scream.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 12:18 pm Greg Eliot

        Good point.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 8:23 pm Diversity Heretic

        That doesn’t explain the invasion of Russia (always a very bad idea).

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 6:56 pm Mostly There

      My personal favorite is Oliver Cromwell. Although God fearing he had no qualms about using brute force when necessary. Christians today would do well to study this man.

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  10. on October 10, 2018 at 11:09 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

    On Napoleon.

    He was actually cuckolded by Josephine while he was in Egypt.

    Eventually he grew a sack and choked that bitch out bringing her to heel.

    The real Chad was Horatio Nelson. He was banging everyone’s wives.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:10 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      Here’s Nelson’s death mask

      http://collections.rmg.co.uk/collections/objects/64047.html

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:29 am Greg Eliot

      Josephine was a divorcee, if memory serves, when he took up with her to begin with… and he himself was no celibate while in Egypt, so there’s that.

      Legend says his later wife, Marie of Austria, so disported him in his boudoirs that, well… the rest was history.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 11:35 am Greg Eliot

        Check that, her first husband was killed during the Reign Of Terror.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 11:46 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

        Nah, he was quite an Emo as a younger man. Josephine was way out of his class.

        When Bonaparte made the right rank though he turned the tables on that creole.

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  11. on October 10, 2018 at 11:14 am EnochRoot

    Good Lord, what is the mouth open faggotry that is all over my FB? Do you have to look like you’re waiting for a cock at a glory hole all the time? Maybe they do.. Maybe it’s a social signal to all the other cock-wranglers since trannies and the fagmentation of the sexual deviant society has made it impossible to tell who is on whose team anymore.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:18 am Dr40

      It’s a subconscious display of submission.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 11:33 am Greg Eliot

        Subconscious?

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:19 am Captain John Charity Spring MA

      “Close your mouth peasant, you look like a faggot.” Should be caption under these gaping maws.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 11:32 am Greg Eliot

        Close that hole under yer nose, boy… yer drawin’ flies!

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:22 am Ironsides

      Women started doing it first to show how upbeat and thrilled they are with their libburated lifestyle or whatever. Fake enthusiasm.

      Then these soy idiots started IMITATING the broads. Guys taking behavioral cues from instawhores and faceberg fatties — or ANY woman, for that matter — in an effort to be “cool,” “hip,” and “with it” is pathetic.

      Just wait until the soyboys start doing duckface pictures. That might be even worse — if possible.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 1:51 pm SteveRogers42

        As an outlier, Muhammed Ali used to pull this face during weigh-ins to convey his utter terror at being faced with the likes of George Chuvalo or Zora Foley. Usually the eyes would bug out a bit more.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:59 am guest

      It’s the “soylent grin” or “nu-male smile” sexual depolarization tell.

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  12. on October 10, 2018 at 11:26 am Veritas

    Scalzi seems not like a man at all, but a real-life cartoon character

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 11:53 am Ralph Stanley

      Right? Sort like a Ren & Stimpy freakout.

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 1:30 pm Veritas

        Ralph, Scalzi also kind of reminds me of that Koko the Klown character from that early 80’s kult-klassic movie The Groove Tube

        (*No disrespect to Koko, of kourse;)

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:11 pm vfm#7634

      Here’s how he behaves in real life:

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 1:29 pm Veritas

      Ralph, Scalzi also kind of reminds me of that Koko the Klown character from that early 80’s kult-klassic movie The Groove Tube

      (*No disrespect to Koko, of kourse;)

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  13. on October 10, 2018 at 11:31 am Greg Eliot

    My, my… at glory hole
    Of water loo,
    That Scalzi did surrender.

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  14. on October 10, 2018 at 11:40 am Veritas

    Men with narrow faces seen as ‘pushover as those with wider skulls seen as ‘more dominant’ | Daily Mail Online

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2664202/Why-men-narrow-faces-pushover-Those-wider-skulls-seen-dominant-study-shows.html

    [CH: Trump has a wide face]

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:02 pm guest

      Wider face means higher developmental T.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:37 pm Cracker

      yep

      that’s why avoiding women with wide faces/jaws is a no brainer…unless you’re a girly man who likes manly chicks

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      • on October 10, 2018 at 1:26 pm Ironsides

        Unfortunately, that rule eliminates about 98% of female Slavs, most of whom have wide faces and quite often wide jaws.

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  15. on October 10, 2018 at 11:43 am Greg Eliot

    Paint that mask blue and you’ve got a Vegas stage show. 😉

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  16. on October 10, 2018 at 11:51 am KRYST

    LMFAO IS JEWISH HALF BREED (((BEALE))) GUEST WRITING THIS?

    MOTHER FUCKER LMAO YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE’S PHYSIOGNOMY WHILE PRETENDING TO BE A GAMMA ALPHA LAMBA BETA MALE ALL WHILE BEING A CHURCHEO JUDEOMASON MIDWIT AND BLOWING JEWISH HOMOS FOR CHEAP SHEKELS.

    PING PONG FAGS. WHY DO JEWS LOVE RAPE, HOMOSEX, AND PEDOPHILIA? IT’S ALL YOU SEEM TO KNOW. (((BEALE))) YOU SHOULD TELL SCOTT THE REASON HIS CHILD IS DEAD IS BECAUSE HE IS PART OF A TEAM OF ALT YIDS WHO FILED FALSE RAPE CLAIMS AGAINST RONALDO, YOU JEW.

    SURFS UP GUNS UP

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 12:11 pm guest

      So Vox banned you from his blog for being a retard?

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  17. on October 10, 2018 at 12:48 pm Corinth Arkadin

    I enjoy looking at death masks and life masks, even sculptures; it enables me to look at these people and the ravages of time on their faces, or lack therof.

    Caesar’s visage is interesting to look upon, as is Napoleon’s, Chopin’s, Dante’s and my own favorite, Beethoven.

    Lots of things going on there, even in death.

    Contrast what’s going on in SoiBoi faces, even in life.

    [CH: those old faces had character. soyfaces are characterless. almost….inhuman]

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  18. on October 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm Anonymous

    At first I thought Woody Harrelson was getting a statue.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 3:54 pm Greg Eliot

      (golf clap)

      I knew that phiz reminded me of someone.

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  19. on October 10, 2018 at 1:36 pm manwhoisthursday

    Napoleon was a total beta with Josephine. His pedestalizing of that cheating whore of a divorcee makes for pretty nauseating reading.

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    • on October 10, 2018 at 1:59 pm Corinth Arkadin

      She must have given him some niiiiiiiiiiiice orgasms or had superhuman blowjob skills.

      Even so, even if she had the Golden Vagina, there’s no justification.

      Also, his famous letter to her:

      “…[I’ll] Be home in three weeks. Don’t wash.”

      (He wanted the musky scent, not have it dolled up in Chanel No. 5, apparently).

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  20. on October 10, 2018 at 2:17 pm Physiognomy Is Réal | Reaction Times

    […] Source: Heartiste […]

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  21. on October 10, 2018 at 6:15 pm Myrrh

    check out the physiognomy on his descendant:

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  22. on October 10, 2018 at 6:41 pm realgaryseven

    The mask is reminiscent of Mussolini.

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  23. on October 10, 2018 at 7:20 pm Tam the Bam

    Wellington’s deathmask (age 83) looks like Tony Benn

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  24. on October 10, 2018 at 7:51 pm Shannon

    That chin!💗💗💗

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  25. on October 10, 2018 at 9:52 pm Lichthof

    DS had a brilliant pic up of a Serbian sniper in sweat pants.
    Anyone know anything about him?

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    • on October 11, 2018 at 12:37 am Marc

      I think it was from a movie.

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    • on October 11, 2018 at 12:38 am Marc

      I think it was from a movie.

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      • on October 11, 2018 at 11:29 am Soylent Goyimbo

        Little liar, you know very well it was but you don’t want to look too excited that you got a pop cult reference. The cringe on this board is unbearable ok I promise to never come back, it hurts here

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  26. on October 11, 2018 at 9:15 am shivsnasty

    I can’t help but wonder what the likes of General Patton’s reaction would have been if he could have glimpsed the future and seen the what men had deteriorated into.

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  27. on October 11, 2018 at 9:18 am donald j tingle

    Doesn’t Napoleon look exactly like the tranny in pink dress from prior post?

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  28. on October 11, 2018 at 8:03 pm Anonymous

    Maybe rigor mortis.

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  29. on October 12, 2018 at 5:06 am Bo

    And what does Hillary’s death mask look like? https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hillary-clinton-snuff-film/

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