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Sharon Stone is a long way from her star turn in the movie Basic Instinct as a femme fatale who flashes her vaj during an interrogation. Thirty years on, paying audiences don’t want to see her vagina anymore. And, if the bitterness and sour grapes that drip from this recent interview with Stone are any […]

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For those of you new to the Chateau, the rationalization hamster (original hamster — O.H. — introduced here) is a descriptive term for the typical woman’s tendency to rationalize her decisions to fulfill herself sexually such that her personal culpability in making the sex happen is removed or reduced. Since that original definition, the rationalization […]

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The Hamster of the Month winner is no contest. It’s the rodents who power the lizard brains of these two Visitors to earth. The dropping I’m referring to steams in a huge pile right on the cover of their book: The Alpha Woman Meets Her Match: How Today’s Strong Women can find Love and Happiness […]

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This’ll do the trick: You’re probably wondering what the best (read: alpha) reply would be to a girl who pulled this stunt on you. GIRL: I haven’t been fully honest with you… YOU: me neither

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Jack provides a laundry list of common hamster rationalizations, peculiar to both sexes. The lower your SMV, the “pickier” you become. “game only works on sluts” – beta male “black guys are hot” – fat chick “There are no good men” – fat black woman “eat a sandwich!” – friend zoned beta orbiter commenting on […]

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A new study shows that people will rationalize their shitty situations if they think that they’re stuck with them. (See also: sour grapes.) People who feel like they’re stuck with a rule or restriction are more likely to be content with it than people who think that the rule isn’t definite. The authors of a […]

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Truth serum time. I made a post of this article mostly because I wanted to float that flavortown post title over the center field warning track. It tickles me. I accidentally slept with a Donald Trump supporter My name is Diana. I’m a 27 year-old bartender. I met this guy on Tinder about two months […]

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CH’s last Hamster of the Month was none other than punching bag connoisseur Rihanna, who hamsterly rationalized her way right back into the loving-hating arms of the artist who turned her face into soggy oatmeal. Now we’ve got a new contender in the ring, and this lady’s jacked hamster might just be the rodent to […]

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This is the first of a new series called “Hamster of the Month”, or HOTM, in which the best (worst?) female hamster rationalization is highlighted each month and awarded the prize of helping men see the true nature of women. We thank you. ladies, for your service to the cause of knowledge dissemination. At the […]

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“But I’m ALL Milhouse!” Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster:

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