Value Shit Tests Vs Comfort Shit Tests

Your romantic fortunes (or misfortunes) will make much more sense, and become less a product of chance, once you understand that women are burdened with a split personality, each one desiring a different sort of man. A woman’s compulsive attraction for both male sexiness and male security explains a lot about her seemingly lunatic behavior. […]

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Compendium Of Female Super Shit Tests

A reader asks, Dear Heartiste I wonder if you could do a post specifically on some super powerful shit tests that women use and how you’d handle them. That could be very enlightening. Super powerful shit tests that a man will commonly encounter in his dealings with women? Why, yes, I believe we can do […]

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Good Examples Of Readers Passing Shit Tests

An emailer writes: My girlfriend of two years sent me this text last evening: “My ma says that we aren’t going to last forever bc you’re just settling with me.” My response this morning: “Ridiculous. You’ll always have a prominent place in my harem, babe.” It goes without saying that in the past I would […]

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Brushing Off Common Shit Tests From Girls

Reexamining my successful pickups, it becomes clear that 80% of early verbal game is simply knowing when a girl is tossing you shit tests and how to handle them like an attractive man. Almost all good-looking women worth banging will, at one point or another, shit test you. It is coded in their DNA. The […]

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Common Shit Tests

I bet you have a girl for every night of the week. This shit test, and permutations thereof (“How many girls do you pick up in bars?”), is something you’ll hear most often from younger girls who are used to having game run on them, but fall for it every time anyhow. These are the girls […]

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Additions To The Shit Test Compendium

Shit tests, like boobs, come in all shapes and sizes. But, also like boobs, shit tests all share a basic structure. You won’t ever confuse a boob for a foot, for instance. Similarly, you won’t confuse a shit test for loving affection. Continuing with the CH series of posts compiling the likely shit tests men […]

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The Shit Test Was Known To Men In 1910

Dovetailing from yesterday’s post, further enlightening excerpts from that most awesome 1910 game guide titled “Modern Woman and How to Manage Her“: There are two universal theories concerning women: 1. That she is gentle and 2. That she is cruel. How have these conflicting views arisen? Why do men when in grief or difficulties so […]

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The Self-Deprecation Nuclear Shit Test

Women have many shit tests and penumbras of shit tests in their hamster arsenal, but none packs a more explosive punch than the self-deprecation shit test, which is like the Tsar Bomba of shit tests. The shock wave from this big baby is enough to send an inexperienced man reeling backwards into stunned silence. Or, […]

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Biggest Shit Test Ever Passed?

Is there a bigger shit test than a woman getting fat and expecting her man to put up with it? In the anals of shit tests, this has to be among the stinkiest. One year ago, Pamela Doyle was busy preparing for her fairytale big day, which would be held in a stunning Scottish castle. […]

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The Short Man Shit Test

The Private Man has a post about a short male friend who received a particularly crass OkCupid message from a girl: A friend and colleague is doing the online dating thing with OKCupid. He’s 26, intelligent, and with a diverse range of interests and enthusiasms. All in all, he’s a good guy and certainly boyfriend material. […]

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