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One characteristic of alpha males that beta males should try to emulate is the poker face. Alphas don’t often wear their hearts on their sleeves… or on their faces. And this is especially true when the alpha male is in a room occupied by both his wife and his mistress.

Via a SnarkJW central casting website which shall not be linked, old photos have emerged of the first time monica lewinsky — the 21-year-old orifice plaything of then-president Bill Clinton — met hillary clinton in person.

monica meets hillary:

monica meets Bill:

the contrast in monica’s face between the two meetings:

monica’s reaction is hardly surprising. She was truly, deeply in love with Bill Clinton, super alpha male esq., and it shows on her face in that photo. She, like most mistresses, does not give a flying fuck or feel a scintilla of shame that her lover’s wife is a few steps away. In fact, judging by the lockdown procedure her face contorted itself into when directly meeting the First Other Woman, it’s a good bet she was feeling, yes, uncomfortable, but also mischievous, as if she was thinking, “Heh, I got one over on you Hillary. He loves me and we are going to be together forever once he leaves you after his fifteen terms are up.”

The SnarkJW readers, as is the wont of the preserve of manlets and cunts, prefer to focus on Bill’s supposedly apparent facial change when monica approaches him for a mingle and tingle. But to my eyes it looks like Bill’s face hardly changes at all. He looks the same shaking that old dude’s hand as he does shaking monica’s certainly sweaty palm. Even Bill’s body language is the same, ramrod straight and not leaning into monica, (Don’t Lean In, the new book by Chateau Slamclam), betraying no obvious attraction for her.

Bill Clinton has alpha male poker face. Whatever the circumstance, he’s been there before. Dat face is like chicknip to women, opaque, mysterious, aloof, emotionally unavailable, yet flickering with caddish charm, and it drives women crazy with love. The alpha male knows discretion… in the bedroom, in his office, on his face. In public, and particularly in view of his wife, the alpha husband doesn’t cave to the immediate ecstasies of youthfully invigorated love and hop with unbridled, and stupidly conspicuous, joy like the beta male would do. No, the alpha male keeps his cards close to his vest, and plays the final table round like he plays all the preliminary rounds: he makes you guess what he’s holding.

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A Shorn Chimp

Here’s a picture of a freshly shorn chimp.

Awesome pic. Great size. Looks solid. Thick. Tight. Keep us posted on your continued progress in the jungle with any new pics or chest-beating vids. Show us what you got chimp. Wanna see how huge, solid, thick, and ripped you can get. Wanna see you throwing iron with the strength of ten non-millennial men. Calves need work, tho. Thanks for the motivation. Jacked ape rape!

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Hockey player Jaromir Jagr was photographed in bed with a cock-hopping 18-year-old Czechpot model. The girl took the post-coital ego-stroking selfie, which eventually wound up in the hands of aspiring extortionists who threatened Jagr with public exposure of the photo if he didn’t cough up $2,000.

Jagr’s response?

“I don’t care.”

Now that’s aloof alpha.

CH Maxim #32: Never apologize to bitter, envious losers for your natural, healthy, libidinous male sexuality.

Are you reading this, Jared Rutledge and Jacob Owens? When you grovel before the feminist cunt culture, you only encourage the degenerate freaks to take a piss on your bowed heads.

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October 10, 2008, Chateau Heartiste:

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

September 11, 2015, Donald Trump:

“I think apologizing’s a great thing,” [Trump] said. “But you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”


Chateau Heartiste, as usual, is way ahead of the curve. Donald Trump may or may not be a CH reader, but he’s putting CH principles into action, and it’s paying huge dividends.

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Here is a mayor of a Hungarian border town, telling his fellow Hungarians, and the world, that THIS BORDER IS CLOSED. (Stay tuned for the epic trolling near the end.)

“Hungary is a bad choice. Asotthalom is the worst.”

Laszlo Toroczkai should be included as a representative in the MPC “non-shitlib-faces.png” thread.

PS Bring back physiognomy.

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Paging Matt King…

I was all set to write a lengthy exegesis on this topic, when a reader helpfully slapped together a visual meme that says more, and says it better, than any blog essay could.

Shiv shivvily shiv shivvily shiv shiv shivoo…. boy I’ve got a juxtaposition for you. On the left, the alpha male Muslim refugee stealing the bag of goodies from the beta male Germanboy just trying to help. On the right, the White European beta male looking defeated as the interloper alpha male Muslim takes a selfie with the White European Angela Merkel who can’t help but feel vagina tingles* (however dusty) for this impudent swarth of the earth.

In the end, the hamster wins. The Ottoman hordes and Donald Trump have this in common: every girl loves a cocky sonofabitch. And that is why Western women are NEXTing their glorious heritage. They can sense that their native men don’t have that fighting spirit anymore.

*this is why women should never be leaders of nations. they don’t have that steel-reinforced backbone to refrain from bending over and rolling out the red carpet for the world’s theatre acting-class poors. men preserve their culture’s commons; women trash it when a stronger tribe marches into the town square.

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What’s the opposite of try-hard? That’s Trump.

benfromtexas writes,

Did you guys see the news story, where Trump went on a first date with a Penthouse Pet? He took her for pizza (nothing extravagant), they went to her place, did the deed, and afterwards he gave her a copy of his book and told her to change her name! She said he was amazing! Straight ALPHA!!! The beta media just can’t handle him.

The book was like an anchor; every time she opened it up she was reminded of Trump. He made a Penthouse Pet an alpha widow in one night.

When paradigms shift, you’ll find an apex alpha male standing athwart the fault line, yelling Go.

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