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Russia has begun bombing ISIS, and allegedly non-ISIS, targets in Syria. (Latest news is that China is sending troops to Syria.) Recently, Putin dedicated the completion of a large mosque in Moscow. Bananaland, aka America, and President Butt Naked are left on the sidelines, impotent and literally watching US global military hegemony get stripped away.

All these things are connected. Putin is making a move to establish Russian dominance in the Middle East, and the fanfare over his Moscow mosque, timed perfectly just prior to Russian airstrikes in Syria against radical Muslims, should be seen as a symbolic, preemptive sop to moderate Muslims, giving Russia more leeway to do as she pleases in Syria and dampening potential Muslim ire within Russian borders.

Gas pipelines, US isolation, and lunatic Islamist containment are likely Russia’s goals (among other more opaque considerations).

Russians are not Westerners. Putin may be a borderline psychopath, and as ex-KGB he’s certainly got the killer’s instinct. It’s best to approach Russian machinations with a healthy skepticism (unlike how our media and elite have approached the fake story of Ahmud the clock boy). But whatever Russia does, as long as it fucks the shit up of the rootless globalist elite running America and Western Europe, I am all-in on Putin, and hope he is successful in his project of diminishing the geopolitical influence of the United States of Poz.

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By papal decree, open borders for thee, but not for the Holy See.

Related: Ethnomasochistic Swedes are roaring hypocrites, just like American ethnomasochists.

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FEMINIST CUNT CULTURE: wow just wow i can’t even, ugh the patriarchy rears its ugly head again! having cis-sex with thin-privileged wymyn and then writing about it like it was a good thing! WRONG SIDE OF HERSTORY douchecanoes! will someone think of the children? i’m feeling so raped, rape everywhere, the world is raping me, rape-ity rape rape! SOMEONE SHUT THESE RAPISTS DOWN!

J&J: Yes, we have consensual sex with charming, fun women, and have written about it.

FEMINIST CUNT CULTURE: UGH! will the raping never stop!!!! president obama, do something! i will never drink your triple foamed, double whipped, peppermint and fudge infused XXL cappafrappaccinolatte AGAIN!

J&J: Dear valued customers,

As you have heard by now, our coffee shop, Waking Life, is owned and operated by two INCREDIBLY charming and, dare we say it?, sexy men. Yes, our reputation with the ladies precedes us. But why take the media’s word for it? Come try our new release latte, Sex Panther #9, and enjoy a bean flavor that we feel really captures our commitment to the refined pleasures of flirting with the opposite sex.

Gentlemen, take it from us, you’ll be smooth talkers after a sip of our silky smooth java. Ladies, you just might find love in our coffeehouse. We certainly did!

God bless, and a 50% discount on all coffee and coffee accessories to any customer this week who comes to our humble bordello wearing Playboy bunny ears, (for the men, you may substitute ascots and velour dinner jackets).

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CH here. This isn’t so hard, guys. You just have to say a happy FUCK YOU to SJWs, manlets, and feminist cunts and AGREE & AMPLIFY. But that would require a working pair. Maybe you should have called your coffee shop Sleeping Scrote?

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When the howling feminist and manlet cunt mob comes after your livelihood for daring to express your natural male heterosexuality, the absolute worst response you can offer is apology. If you tell the mob to fuck off, there’s no guarantee that your business will be spared but at least you’ll still have your dignity, which is more than you’ll have after groveling and sniveling at the feet of the degenerate freak mafia.

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Hockey player Jaromir Jagr was photographed in bed with a cock-hopping 18-year-old Czechpot model. The girl took the post-coital ego-stroking selfie, which eventually wound up in the hands of aspiring extortionists who threatened Jagr with public exposure of the photo if he didn’t cough up $2,000.

Jagr’s response?

“I don’t care.”

Now that’s aloof alpha.

CH Maxim #32: Never apologize to bitter, envious losers for your natural, healthy, libidinous male sexuality.

Are you reading this, Jared Rutledge and Jacob Owens? When you grovel before the feminist cunt culture, you only encourage the degenerate freaks to take a piss on your bowed heads.

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October 10, 2008, Chateau Heartiste:

VIII. Say you’re sorry only when absolutely necessary

Do not say you’re sorry for every wrong thing you do. It is a posture of submission that no man should reflexively adopt, no matter how alpha he is. Apologizing increases the demand for more apologies. She will come to expect your contrition, like a cat expects its meal at a set time each day. And then your value will lower in her eyes. Instead, if you have done something wrong, you should acknowledge your guilt in a glancing way without resorting to the actual words “I’m sorry.” Pull the Bill Clinton maneuver and say “Mistakes were made” or tell her you “feel bad” about what you did. You are granted two freebie “I’m sorry”s for the life of your relationship; use them wisely.

September 11, 2015, Donald Trump:

“I think apologizing’s a great thing,” [Trump] said. “But you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”

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Chateau Heartiste, as usual, is way ahead of the curve. Donald Trump may or may not be a CH reader, but he’s putting CH principles into action, and it’s paying huge dividends.

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The latest liberal screech-out is high dudgeon over some prankster teenage muslim mud in Texas who brought a “””clock””” to school as a science project that looked suspiciously like a suitcase bomb, and his teacher justifiably freaked out and called the cops.

Status whoring badwhite-hating disingenuous shitsack liberals, of course, are springboarding off the incident to claim, for the umpteenth time, that racist White America keeps the mudman down, neglecting to mention while in thrall to their righteous indignation that White kids have been tossed out of school and hauled before court for, to wit, bringing in a pop tart bitten into the shape of a handgun.

America, fuck yeah!

Anyhow, as details have leaked past the Hivemind information bottleneck, it’s become apparent to anyone who isn’t a robotic, race creationsist leftoid that the kid was doing the bidding of his white-hating black muslim family. The “clock” was deliberately mocked-up to resemble a suitcase bomb and frighten White authorities, who would react in the appropriate way (and according to Texas law which explicitly forbids bringing objects to school that look like jihadi weapons of area-wide destruction).

The oh-so-innocent Ahmed’s darling parents are lined up behind him in faux outrage, delivering speeches to the media that sound like they were scripted by a team of Alinskyte shock-troop Eskimos.

An emailer adds to the evidence that this bomb/clock story is a giant middle mudfinger in the face of White America,

RE: Ahmed’s completely innocent homemade clock.

When I first heard about Ahmed, the kid who made the news for his “bomb” clock project, I took his side. I played with discrete electronics as a kid. I built breadboards, I soldered, and I experimented with early robotics… In this STEM obsessed educational system, why couldn’t the school officials quickly dismiss this scare as a science project? Why did this make the news? I just didn’t get it… and then I saw a picture of the clock.

From CNN: “A teenager with dreams of becoming an engineer, he wanted to show his teacher the digital clock he’d made from a pencil case.”

Anyone with an understanding of electronics will immediately see this “homemade clock” is not the tinkering of a child or teen. It was never Ahmed’s idea to begin with. This isn’t some innocent science project. The picture of the clock exposes the lie. Ahmed did not lovingly patch together IC chips and resistors, as the media would like you to believe. What you see is the guts from a manufactured digital clock, right down to the 9 volt memory backup, and the prefab button board. Absolutely nothing was made. It’s the equivalent of taking the plastic surround off of your TV and claiming you “made” a TV.

Look at the case itself. CNN calls it a “pencil case.” Please. The whole package is vaguely sinister, and it’s intentional. Notice the nondescript packet of unidentified white powder. See that nice dent in the side? I wonder if you could stash plastic explosives behind that huge LED. Why is the lining so bumpy? Look at the shoddy taping and the twisted wire used to close the case. It’s almost as if someone designed this clock to look like a questionable object.

Again, from CNN: “”I built a clock to impress my teacher but when I showed it to her, she thought it was a threat to her,” Ahmed told reporters Wednesday.” It was really sad that she took the wrong impression of it.””

Ahmed, you didn’t build a clock. You’re a pawn to your Dad’s political and social agenda. This is all a creation of your father. I’m sure he involved you in the process, and made you feel as though you were truly making something, but you didn’t. It’s a clock without its case. Everything in the “pencil case” was made in a factory. See, a legitimate electronics project full of diodes and resistors looks innocent. It usually runs off of a battery, not an exposed AC to DC transformer… speaking of science projects, Ahmed, why again did you bring this to class? Was it part of an assignment? Oh, you just wanted to impress your teacher with a clock you rearranged inside a small briefcase? Hmm…

From dallasnews.com: ““He fixed my phone, my car, my computer,” Mohamed Elhassan Mohamed said. “He is a very smart, brilliant kid.”

If he were so smart, he’d know the difference between creating a circuit and stripping the guts from a manufactured clock. His dad helped him “make” this, and dad helped to make this “project” look as questionable as possible, within the realm of plausible deniability.

The dad is a politician.  He made this happen. Whatever agenda he’s advancing, it just further demonizes western society, and reminds us all to be guilty for how racist we all are. Maybe that’s the agenda.

It’s propaganda.

Yes, and these anti-White ingrates wouldn’t get nearly so much mileage out of their schtick if they weren’t enabled by a ready and willing army of millions of fanatical white leftoids (and their eskimo paymasters) to see how much they can freely shit in the faces of normal White Americans.

Perchance to say, wake up white man. It’s getting ugly out there.

Yet more proof of the CH ur-maxim:

DIVERSITY + PROXIMITY = WAR

Strip away the particulars of these increasingly unhinged and ludicrous attacks against BadWhite America, and we are left with two insistent questions:

Why are all these ingrate nonWhites even in America in the first place?

and

Why do White Leftoids have so much power?

Someone’s gotta ask the first principle questions; it may as well be CH.

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Do you want a stone cold alpha male or a buttered scone beta male as your next president (small p to indicate diminution of the office)? If ¡Jabe! Bush is your man, you should know he’s a buttered scone beta to the bone. The evidence for Jabe’s beta maleness, a fate which he so desperately is just now trying to escape under the withering fusillade of a one Mr Donald “I’ll have you peeking through locker vents” Trump, keeps piling up. The Audacious E finds another instance of Jabe laying his beta soul at the feet of pack leader Trump.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awUiHKw4aBg&feature=youtu.be&t=4m24s

Trump sticking his hand out for a high five and Jeb eagerly complying with intensity all over his face probably qualifies as a shit test that Jeb failed. Then, feeling that he had momentarily gained Trump’s approval, Jeb goofily says “that was a good one”. He instinctively submitted because he just couldn’t help himself.

This exchange, standing on the tippie toes, “apologize to my wife”–Jeb was really trying to lord it over Trump but he came off looking like an inept try-hard every time.

Any man with a T level over 3 is sickened by these displays of supplication in the men presuming to be his leader. Humans have a strong instinctual revulsion to being ruled over by sniveling curs.

No CH reader should be surprised about Jabe’s choice of wife. The reason for that mismatch is clear, and it has nothing to do with Jabe’s looks, money, or status. Jabe didn’t choose Columba.

He settled for her.

Because he had to.

Because any babe who turns heads would feel Jabe’s betatude instantly. And it would repel her.

No-game-having Jabe Bush. There’s your 100 million dollar betaboy wundergaloot.

PS John Kasich’s answer to what he would preferred to be called by the secret service — “Unit 2” — is almost as sickeningly beta as Jabe’s sucking up to cool kid Trump. Beta male schlubs LOVE saying stuff like this: “I’m Unit 2 because as my wife constantly tells me, she’s Unit 1 in our marriage. haha aren’t I a funny charmer?” No you are not Kasich. You are a shell entity. And that’s why Trump has ten times the support from women that you do.

PPS This election cycle is turning into a clinic on the efficacy and truth of Game. It’s so very clarifying. I hope everyone is taking notes.

PPPS Before anyone asks, this is the sooper secret highly classified CH “alpha up” advice I would have given to Jabe if he ever finds himself in these situations that trigger his microbetaness.

“Jabe, you awkwardly towering lump of wet dough, if Trump sticks his hand out for a low high five, don’t promptly accept his invitation. Look at his hand for a beat, then make a fist and “fist bump” his palm while saying “rock”. Smirk like your life depended on it. And for fuck’s sake, don’t validate Trump by saying ‘that was a good one!’ You sound like such a toolbag when you say stuff like that.”

Thank you, that’ll be $100 million, payable in unmarked bills.

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