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Praise Kek, the God Emperor has not betrayed his principles.

(but we here at the chateau will help keep him honest.)

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Before Antifa:

After Antifa:

Via. The girl is Louise Rosealma, currently moonlighting as a porn prop and hilariously ineffective antifa foot soldier.

Her real name is Emily Rose Nauert (((possible echoes))). She lives in an all-White town and her parents divorced when she was twelve (a dangerous age to leave a daughter unmoored). At the Berkeley road war, she was seen throwing bottles and threw the first punch at the man in the above gif.


Most antifa dweebos would think this female degeneration was a feature, not a bug, increasing as it does her perceived sexual accessibility to waaaaahhhtifa nü-males who will never get a woman in her pre-cocksaed pure state.

In a nod to famed CH commenter GBFM, I could have just as well titled this post “Before Desouling, After Desouling”. Antifa is a tentacle of the dehumanizing globalism project, which itself is a mass psy ops backed by the force of the state to deracinate and desoul Whites, severing them from rootedness to their homelands.

Globohomo desouling can take a young woman from an earthy prettiness to a cock-scarred pornslut cavorting with anti-white filth in a few years time. Our Western Civ is degrading so quickly that we can see this degeneration unfolding in real time.

Thankfully, we can also see our salvation rising with nearly equal quickness.

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…and you know what that means. Hot chicks!

Girls are irresistibly drawn to humorously cruel and sadistic men. Carrot Man’s mockery of the shouting, vein-throbbingly self-serious antifa phaggot is thermonuclear tingle generation to any female onlookers. More of this, and it won’t be long before even the skanky rainforest-bushed porngirls are hot for after hours access to Maul-Right social scenes.

PS Online sleuths have exposed some of Berkeley’s black-masked antifa organizers. Here and here. Beautiful. Bring the pain.

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Bless her White Thrower heart (it’s in the right place), this girl shows what happens when women try to do a man’s job: Bigly kickback that knocks her small frame off-balance and sends the powered-up candlelight vigil shooting in every direction (hypothetically in the faces of friendlies).

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The Bitches of Yeastclit

In white, the First Whorewoman of the Apocalypse, Defiled Womb. She is the harbinger of abortion and single mommery. She holds, alternately, her aborted fetus or her bastard spawn. All that follows in her wake is spiritual and social decay.

In blue, the Second Whorewoman of the Apocalypse, Severing. Her skull and scissors symbolize the severing of Fornication from Reproduction, Sex from Love, Race from Posterity, and Life from Death. She is mortal pride, and her bounty is Pills, condoms, penicillin, and infertility.

In red, the Third Whorewoman of the Apocalypse, Folly. Her wine glass and backless dress are the accoutrements of unbound pleasure, symbols of indifference to Time and Temperance. She is the patron siren of urban powersluts and aging beauties blinded by egotism to the Silent Coming of the Wall.

Red, white, and blue. America the Whoreson.

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A commenter wrote a while back that Trump or anyone from his inner circle could signal that they secretly vacation at Chateau Heartiste by inconspicuously dropping the word “shiv” somewhere in a tweet or press statement.


This story comes from the #FakeNews Daily Beast outlet. I will not provide a direct link to them and would counsel readers to take anything written there with a flat of salt.

Steve Bannon Calls Jared Kushner a ‘Cuck’ and ‘Globalist’ Behind His Back

Donald Trump’s chief strategist Stephen Bannon has called the president’s senior advisor and son-in-law Jared Kushner a “cuck” and a “globalist” during a time of high tension between the two top aides, several Trump administration officials told The Daily Beast.

The fighting between Kushner and Bannon has been “nonstop” in recent weeks, according to sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. It’s been an “open secret” that Bannon and Kushner often clash “face-to-face,” according to senior officials.

One official said Bannon has lately complained about Kushner trying to “shiv him and push him out the door” and likened him to a fifth column in the White House.

Now “shiv” isn’t a tremendously uncommon word, but it’s not exactly within most people’s regular lexicon. Yet I’ve been seeing it crop up in the last few months in news stories, and as the preen overcomes me I must insist that this ‘umble realtalk abode (re)popularized the term for a mass alt-audience. My shiv sense is telling me Bannon and/or other close associates of Trump read this blog.

Recently, I lamented on Gab,

Kushner globohomo camp won. Bannon nationalist camp lost. Shakespeare had something to say about this. It was always going to be family that would be the undoing of President Trump.

…in reference to the news about Bannon getting pushed out of White House national security meetings.

This was always my biggest concern: that Trump, his inner circle comprising globohomist New York hyperliberals (both Kushners, Cohn, Powell) and ultrawoke nationalists (Bannon, Miller), would eventually betray his nationalist message for his family. My fears look to have been justified.

Bannon is a self-described “nationalist” and long-time Republican, while Kushner was, until his father-in-law ran for president, a lifelong liberal and a Democratic donor.

ed: it’s in the clan’s blood. and blood type never changes.

“There’s a big fight [going on],” one senior official said. “It’s all about policy. There’s tension [between them] on trade, health care, immigration, taxes, [terrorism]—you name it.” […]

“Steve thinks Jared is worse than a Democrat, basically,” another official close to Bannon said. “[Steve] has a very specific vision for what he believes, and what he shares [ideologically] with Trump. And he has for a long time now seen [Jared] as a major obstacle to achieving that.”

However, it’s clear that Kushner has been expanding his reach and level of influence in Trump’s core circle of advisers, and that the two men are essentially working against one another as they attempt to keep the president’s ear and affections.

“I love a gunfight,” Bannon told his associates and allies since Wednesday, according to Axios.

Heritage America better hope Bannon wins this duel, but it’s not looking good so far. Trump’s loyalty is legendary, and his family will come first always. If his family doesn’t much care for Trump’s populist-nationalism message — the core reason his base supports him — then I’m afraid we’re in for a rough four years as the Jared Wormtongues whisper the equivalent of “America Last”.

If my fears prove misplaced, I’ll retch up all the blackpills I took this week and swear allegiance to the one true Golden Pill.

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