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The video is a riot. The comments are more riotous. You won’t stop laughing. Representative sample:

800 to 900 yards from the place where the ovens were, the pizzas were squeezed into little cars that ran on rails. In Little Caesars these cars had various dimensions and could hold up to 15 pizzas. As soon as a car was loaded, it would be set in motion on an inclined plane that traveled at full speed down a corridor. At the end of the corridor there was a wall, and in the wall was the door to the oven. As soon as the car hit the wall, the door opened automatically, and the car would dip forward and pitch its cargo of fresh pies into the oven. Right behind it came another car with another load and so on.

Shame on Little…*snigger*…Caesars…*snort*…pizza, for this transparently…*mmmheehee*….counter-sem…*snicker*…anti-semitic….platitu….clich….TROPE *HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA*

No but really, shame on Little Caesars….*glances at WordPress SJWs, who are glancing at WordPress financiers*….shame on them!

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From Joyce’s Wake Twatter account (now shoah’ed);

In most of the West, you can’t tell your sons they have a right to their land, or that they have many reasons to be proud of their race. But you can tell them it’s OK to cut their dicks off, pump themselves full of female hormones, and fight for access to the girl’s bathroom.

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Every “Whiteness” seminar, every day of mass migration, every speech law, every allegation of racism, every Zionist cent that sways our politics, every claim our lands were always diverse, every neighborhood that becomes a “no-go” zone is an act of terrorism.

I don’t want apologies from the media for Trump.

I want hellfire rained down on the media.

A reader,

Exactly right. No apologies from them, no gloating by us. Now is the time for vengeance. Now is the time for the settling of scores. Time to drain the swamp while they are disoriented and demoralized.

From J.R.,

Mueller and the Media are saying the Russians repeatedly tried to infiltrate the Trump campaign.

But this is a lie. The FBI repeatedly tried to infiltrate the Trump campaign. The FBI paid informants to setup stings of the Trump campaign. And the Trump campaign rejected all their attempts.

There were no Russian Infiltration Attempts. It’s all a lie.

MPC rewards its paypigs with the usual trenchant analysis.

I honestly would not give a shit if every media whore vanished in a puff of Thanos purple.

Related: Today, Jimmy Kimmel and Steven Colbert pushed in their ribbed dildos another notch to help them forget the pain.

Finally, Lindsey “freed from McCain’s clutches” Graham, with the ominous tweet:

The spectacle of many Deep Staters and media whores marched to the gallows warms my heart, but none quite as much as the image of Comey wetting his betabitch britches during his treason trial.

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One more win for the day:

LMAO, how many times did CNN invite Avenatti onto their shit tier cable station and credulously swallow what he was jizzing into their faces?

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Are there any similarities between the years leading up to Civil War 1 and the present time? I’m sure there were Americans in 1850 who thought a civil war was unlikely, just as today few Americans can fathom the idea, but Senators were openly brawling in the Capitol leading up to Civil War 1. From Decimus,

You could see it coming.

In 1850 two senators draw pistols on each other on the floor of the Congress.

In 1856 Sen. Brooks of South Carolina nearly beats Sen Sumner of Massachusetts to death with a cane. While Sumner is beaten Sen. Keitt holds the rest of the Senate at bay with a pistol.

By 1858 there are is a huge 30 person brawl.

Today, we’re more civilized. Now we just have one party try to oust the other party’s sitting president by a soft coup involving FBI plants and fraudulent opposition party research.

I can see a CW2 unfolding fairly rapidly with a series of intra-state secession movements, as upstates and outer boroughs try to rid themselves of their shitlib megalopolis outposts.

The likelihood of CW2 is low but higher than most people think.

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IMO the menstrual hatred of single White women for Trump goes back to the pussygrab tape. These broads haven’t gotten over that. They hate that an avowed “misogynist” rules over them.

More precisely, they hate that Trump revealed the hypergamous female id in all its squalor, because what’s absolutely true is that women WILL LET PLAYBOY BILLIONAIRES grab their pussies.

A reader,

Gold digging whores will shoves their pussies into the faces of rich and powerful men in the hopes that they will get their pussies grabbed.
And THAT is exactly what Pres Trump was talking about. He NEVER SAID that he walks around grabbing random women’s pussies.

Correct. That’s exactly what Trump said, but the media ripped it out of context and lied about it to help thecunt across the finish line.

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PS I am always right. If I’m ever wrong (rare), it means there was a dimensional rip in the cosmic space-time continuum.

Proof that girls and boys are born to be different: Controversial study finds that brain differences between the sexes begin in the womb

The differences between male and female brains start in the womb, study says

Male brains were found to be ‘more susceptible to environmental influences’

But female brains growing in the uterus produced ‘long-range’ networks

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Democreeps have dug and continue digging themselves into a hole so deep they won’t get out of it unless they can get another 50 million aztecs into the country.

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Pathetic swedes. They don’t deserve my capitalization.

swede: ja we love the world’s people! don’t be a racist! bring them all here!

Shivlord: Ok, here’s one refugee who would like a home.

swede: oh my, i have to run, ikea has a sale on cuck corner stools.

Keep virtue-sniveling, swedecunts. We know you’re blowing hot air. As long as the vibrant migrants — vigrants — are in the *other* town, and the girl cut in half isn’t *your* daughter, it’s safe for you to lie about your love of diversity.

Until it isn’t.

PS A reminder that the enemy is inside the gates:

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Beta Billy

This was one of the funnier send-ups of soyboy culture I’ve seen. The goofy, lemur-like face of beta billy had me in stitches.

“Tell me what to find beautiful in women. I accept. I’ll take anything.”

lmao

Meanwhile, Beta Billy’s women are getting their tubes tied just to prevent thier wombs from being polluted with beta seed.

PS Wildly off-topic: It takes a special kind of stupid to think that just because you and your kind can create a nice neighborhood that means everyone can do the same.

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Woman, 72, weds boyfriend, 74, after rejecting his proposals for 43 years

This is the ideal gynarchy. You may not like it, but this is what Peak Thottery looks like.

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