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At the Al Smith charity dinner, Trump laid a trap for the elites and unleashed his vengeance on a gathering of effete plutocrats, smug globalist whores, lapdog media hacks, intellectually inbred urbanites, and the Wicked Bitch herself. You have to see this video to believe it, and if you ever doubted Trump’s sincerity or his commitment to destroy the old order and throw the corrupt money-changers out of the American temple, doubt no more.

Trump channeled the spirits of Skittles Man, Bring Da Movies kid, and Birthday Cat combined and went the Full ZFG Shitlord on a congregation of aristocratic shitlib scum. He nuked the ruling class and the Clinton Machine from orbit and took a piss on their smoldering ashes.

If you were disappointed that Twatter Trump didn’t make a grand entrance at the debates, well this is the UNCUT RAW TRUMPOCALYPSE you were waiting for:

THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGE (for telling the truth).

Trump got his revenge. For this:


For the dying and discredited legacy media’s Hillary-shilling, suckered into covering the killshots he couldn’t make at the debates.

For the insulated and decadent elites and their phony back-scratching rituals and mean-spirited sneering at non-elite White Americans:

Hopefully after Trump’s bravura impressionistic performance as Kull the Conqueror at this disgusting elite trough dinner he will end that and other phoney baloney traditions in favor of much more based gatherings and events.

I am 2000% sure he can function at all levels of culture from highest to lowest, but this sort of pseudo aristocratic gathering, especially when full like a blocked toilet of skypes, journalists and political parasites, is unAmerican. It’s un-Anglosphere. Anglosphere equivalents would never be catholic for starters or honor any other collectivist internationalist cabal. And there’d be senior front line soldiers and naval men front and center, as well as real cultural leaders.

Instead Trump got to carve his way through the soft underbelly of the synagogue of satan, which is cool, but hopefully to be consigned to the trash heap of history.

But they should screen his speech in full every Christmas.

And of course he got his revenge on the infirm Queen of Cunts, Hillary Rotten Clinton, for her lies and backroom dealings and self-enrichment scheming and last-minute malicious slandering of Trump’s character through bribed proxies.

The Queen and her courtiers didn’t see the blade swinging. They thought Trump was an entertainer, at the end of the day just another narcissist elitist like themselves, in on the joke and happy to yuk it up congenially with fellow plutocrats as middle America suffered under miseries visited upon them by the rulers in whom they put their faith.

But Trump is not like them. He’s a wealthy businessman with a commoner’s touch, and a honed sense for traitorous nümale-ocracy bullshit earned from decades immersed in New York real estate and politics. He knows where to find the underbelly of the lickspittle media and their scumbag Bezosian paymasters, and he studied them, watched as they betrayed him….and waited…

then plunged the knife in to the hilt.

Savor this moment when the elites realized they were more than the butt of Trump’s jokes; they were the target of his contempt:

And thecunt’s reaction?


Under the robot shell, the misshapen reptile inside screams with fear.

Trump didn’t wield a shiv at this dinner. He hoisted a war scythe and started lopping off heads. He was Hop-Frog to the terror-stricken Establishment.

This time, the time for yukking it up with the Establishment is over. Watch as Trump the court jester begins with his routine of juggling several glistening knives in the air, for the amusement of the white-tie audience, then calmly collects them one by one into his hands, and throws them straight into the chests of the plutocrats and the media.

The courtiers mocked him as a reality TV clown, and struck cruel blows against his little-people supporters whenever they felt like a little entertainment. So the jester decides to put on a show for the court where “Trump acts like Trump” and they’re all laughing along with the act. He convinces them it would be a riot for them to put on wax masks showing elitist caricatures, then begins a fire-breathing routine — only to spit the fire right onto their masks. As the courtiers scramble around the ballroom with their faces ablaze, the jester and his little-people companions storm out and burn down the rest of the palace.


Whatever happens November 8, know this….everything’s changed.

Related: Pat Buchanan on the panicked establishment.

PS: Cucks are delusional if they think Guacbowl or Foamboi would have been more viable candidates to beat thecunt. Could you imagine the ball-less beta wonder Jeb at this dinner? He would have spent the whole speech mocking his own low energy and then honored thecunt for her service at State. Afterwards, he would have congratulated Hillary for her upcoming win and reminded her to pass amnesty as part of her first 100 days in office.

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Tim Wise proves that bullying has a place in the social order, (namely, cleansing society of degenerate filth).

If you’re not familiar with Tim Wise and his oeuvre, a primer: He’s a hateful little pansy who spews noxious anti-White vitriol on his Twatter and at colleges where he’s paid by leftoid faculty to give speeches to a handful of sympatico human dregs. Oh, and his last place of residence was in a neighborhood that is 97% White. (He claims he has since moved to a more diverse neighborhood, but mysteriously no record of his new address exists.)

Now that you know about Tim Wise and his contributions to humanity, enjoy this meltdown he experienced after he was bullied to tears on Twatter by Shitgoyim. (via)


“steroids and 4chan” Yeah, not getting the insult. A swoke bullycider is better than being a flabby leprechaun with a face made for taking spermloads from his wife’s bull.

“dude bros” Do these goony nancyboys all write from the same Spunk & Anti-White stylebook? John Scalzied loves that term as well. He ejaculates it every time a shitlord points out his effeminacy.

One thing you never miss in an anti-White’s rantings is the psychological projection. “Sociopath” describes Timmy Wise pretty well; he makes his money preaching the evils of Whiteness while he makes damn sure he’s surrounded by Whiteness in his daily life.

Then there’s the cowardly skirt-clutching appeals to the AUTHORITAAAAAAHS to “take down” his Twatter tormentors. He has all your IPs! And connections!

But you meet this shitstain IRL and I bet he runs like the yellow-bellied cur he is.

Related: Video of the German Parliament voting down a proposal to “ensure the continuation of the German people”.

Doubleplusrelated: Video from Germany of the aftermath of a mass brawl involving syrian refugees that coated an apartment hallway in blood.

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Video shot aboard a Gay Mulatto (Barack Obama) campaign flight in 2008 shows him flaunting his hard-on to female reporters who position themselves for a better look.


#Pussygrab is kid’s play in the “patriarchal misogynist sexual assault” feminist guide book compared to Gay Mulatto’s literally showcasing his half-blood chub to a plane full of INDIGNANT AND OPPRESSED women who should be championed and revered. That dipshit feminist category is now wholly owned by #BarackMamba.

Remember that these shitlib female reporters giggling like schoolgirls at the sight of gay mulatto’s stiffened snake (Reggie Love must have fluffed him) are the SAME FUCKING HYPOCRITES FEIGNING OUUUUUUUUTRAGE over Trump’s raunchy frat bro banter spoken in private to Billy Bush.

I’d say FUCK THIS GAY AMERICA, but a better send-off might be FUCK THIS WOMANISH AMERICA.

Hey feminists, your hero is manspreading! And not just any spread; this one comes with a dill pickle!

PS How much you want to bet the shitlib estrogenic media had this video in their possession in 2008 but suppressed it to help obama win?

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Self-parody, or mask-slippage? You be the judge.

Bret Stephens admits that the globalist cabal is comprised of a disproportionate number of Semites, which ipso facto forbids criticizing the globalist cabal for pillaging Western White nations and flooding them with third world colonizers.

They think this sophistry still works.

They’re in for a rude awokening.


mendo writes,

I’d say it’s mask slippage more than self-parody.

They’re so enraged that the wool they’ve had over everyone’s eyes is being lifted and there’s nothing they can do to stop it.  It’s getting so bad that they’re losing their cool, letting their emotions guide their actions and the harder they try, the worse it gets for them.

You know what this emotional reaction resembles? The beta male who’s losing his girlfriend and he doesn’t know what to do. His fear and desperation drive him to appease her with ever greater intensity, thinking that’s what she wants, but instead it makes matters worse and firms up her resolve to leave him.

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You’ve gotta hand it to Drudge. The man (or his team) know how to wield the imagery and lede shivs. Drudge has a knack for choosing the perfect photo to accompany the main story.

Above the headline “PUSSY-WHIPPED” is this candid shot of cuckryan:


The lede is hilarious, but the photo is sublime. Yes, you can bet it was chosen because cuckryan looks like he is giving the universal face signal for sucking a dick.

And why not? He’s metaphorically sucked the gay mulatto’s dick so much his mug may as well be frozen in a dicktus rictus.

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Commenter LOL sticks the shiv in,

So Hillary’s slut-shaming those girls who like having sex with trump?.


Heh. Trump should hit thecunt with this just to see her old sociopath grandma face deflate into a slack slurry of confusion, fear, and impotent femcunt rage.

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Reviewbrah (YouTube account: TheReportOfTheWeek) has tight Game. Watch him DQ a sarcastic hottie and earn the lubrications of the women and the admiration of the men.


If you don’t know nothin’ ’bout Reviewbrah, WAYSA? Here’s a primer, (and I have it on good word that Reviewbrah is a secret alt-righter).

I would be honored if Reviewbrah was a lurker here at Le Chateau. What alias/alter ego would he be? PA? whorefinder?


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