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A comment from Tiberius that had me chuckling,

The strip clubs around here are more circus than anything. We went to one on a friends birthday. The hottest one had only one arm. She dragged the birthday boy up on stage, ripped the elastic out of his underwear, took his belt, wound it tight around her stub and whooped his ass with it. I’ve never seen anything more surreal in my life. I do not get boners recalling this experience.

I’ll take a wild guess which region in the US this “Weird Americana” titty bar is located: West Texas.

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More Non Sequitur Game

Non Sequitur Game — a valuable Chateau addition to the pickup oeuvre —  is a tributary of text Game that, with minor adjustment, can be ported to IRL social interaction, with similar results: female intrigue and curiosity, two states of gine which necessarily precede sex.

Non sequitur game is mystery bait. An odd word or fragmented sentence is like an eight ball to her head hamster — the little rodent will snort it right up and spend the next hour spinning frantically trying to figure out what you were saying, or — *squeal with delight* — whether it was meant for another girl.

I’ve done the accidental non sequitur text to girls, and come to think of it they did text back immediately, asking me to clarify. It’s a superbly sneaky tactic to trick a girl to chase you.

Some other truncated non sequitur game examples:

“see you at”

“leaving” (this one will trigger her threat of loss anxiety)

“we’ll see”

“wow!”

“cocka”

A similar version of non sequitur game is reverse eavesdropping game (REG). This is where you send a text to a girl that has nothing to do with her and is clearly not meant for her, thus inducing her to “eavesdrop” on your putatively private conversation. The REG text should be constructed such that it hints at your high value and/or social proof. Something like “bring the chips and i’ll get the booze. it’s gonna be crazy.”

Reader Mutant Seven passes along another type of non sequitur game — the gibberish hamster pellet. Pay close attention to the girl’s reaction.

One, she replied. Two, she didn’t say no.

So you’re saying I have a chance!

M7 adds,

This one has had me laughing all weekend long. Chicks just don’t get non-sequiturs or absurdity. It doesn’t compute. It’s abstract. It doesn’t correlate with their mundane, pragmatic concerns.  But they have difficulty leaving it alone as well because it’s mysterious. It draws them in by its very indefiniteness, its portent of profundity. Wasn’t it you who discussed this as useful game technique?

Daddy gib gamies.

Non Sequitur Game benefits the man using it as well as the woman receiving it. If you are uncertain of a woman’s reaction to your solicitation, or if you are tongue-tied and can’t summon your characteristic wit to close the deal, then just dump an absurdity in the grill’s cuntbox. She’ll be hooked like a fish, and you buy yourself a little breathing room to regain your composure, confidence, and, most importantly, your INVISIBLE HAND OF SEDUCTION. The Chad non sequitur will ALWAYS be better than the try-hard, sweated-out Virgin reply. Bonus gamies: Nothing reinvigorates a flagging convo by opening new and untrammeled lines of communication quite like a bizarre or sneakily allusive non sequitur.

CH Maxim #59: The less it looks like you’re trying, the harder the girl will try to figure you out.

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vanbrah comments,

I once texted a girl “thanks” then followed up with “oops wrong person” Four days later I go to pick her up from her house. Within the first five minutes she asks me who I was texting. I felt bad for her poor hamster. Poor thing must have been exhausted.

I guarantee that girl was thinking about vanbrah’s retraction text during all four of those days, and well into her four sleepless nights.

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It goes by other names:

The Male Feminist Rictus
Soylent Grin
The Soyboy Void
The Castrate Gape
Moneyshot Face
The Shartle
The Prog Agog
The Awestruck Chucklefuck
The Human Gloryhole

Apparently, these low T wonderboys are mimicking an emoji. Grown nerds reduced to male bonding across a vast cultural emptiness via an iphag cartoon face, linking up in a shared snark experience so they can forget for a second how much time they spent in lockers. The always invigorating TOG put it best,

Nerds are always mining the internet for quirky frontier jibberish that they can then copy and emulate and pass off as their own to other nerds IRL.  However all the nerds are online in the current year +2 and they’re all seeing the same cultural references at the same time so theres no originality, no character, no uniqueness – just the same quotes from the same latest episode of GoT.  Emulating emojis is just the latest iteration of this trend. Before this it was emulating anime characters and before that it was emulating saturday morning cartoon characters and sci fi characters.  These broken f****ts are brainwashed by jewish media 100%.  They cant wait for the next episode of Rick and Morty to come out so they can memorize it fast as possible to get all the snarky lines and regurgitate them back to their robot nerd friends so they can sound and act like the nerd actors they have been programmed by Hollywood to emulate.  This has been the problem with our culture since jews took it over about 100 years ago.  The jews demoralize the American population to control us; they make us feel weak, ineffective and worthless using tv advertisements to make it seem as if the only option to not be weak is to act like Sloth Rogan, or act like Will Smiff, or act like Ross from Friends.  All the ugly beta nerds are scurrying around trying not to look like ugly beta nerds and the best they can come up with is emulating Hollywood programming and mimicking cartoon facial expressions.  All they have to do is some light aerobic exercise, lift weights and eat right but they refuse.

Personally, I think these nümales are subconsciously assuming a submissive facial expression. The whole world is a silverback ape to them (including the women) and they respond with a gaping piehole showing both rows of teeth to assuage predators that they mean them no disrespect nor designs on their primacy.

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Crowder does some good work on behalf of the Maul-Right. So does James O’Keefe. We have soldiers on the battlefield, taking it to the Left. It’s just skirmishes now, but you can sense a war is brewing, and a reckoning is soon.

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Shitlibs are working themselves into another anal lube froth, this time over the prospect of Oprah running for president in 2020. A negression to the mean ousting orange hitler? Collective lib splooge!

So this is a good time to keep reminding them that Grope-rah was an enabler of Harvey Swinestein’s pervtastic predations. Groprah was in the thick of it, running interference for Harvey, and probably grooming young actresses for him with promises of access and fame. She may as well have been holding harvey’s dick over the potted ficus.

Every time shitlibs catch a whiff of a heroine coming to save them from Trump’s Reich, it turns out she’s as tits-deep in depravity and mendacity as the rest of their icons. The Fuggernaut will never have an ally or an hero who isn’t compromised by association with their ugliness.

PS Drudge is drenching his panties over Grope-rah. Maybe he should put up the red alert for real news, such as James Damore’s individual and class-action lawsuit against Goolag. The anti-American, degeneracy-glorifying, anti-White male tech monopolies are GOING DOWN.

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Credentialism is inherently shallow and effeminate, which is why college is now 60% female and the other 40% are uptalking soyboys who can only approach asian girls after pinky-sipping a flight of craft beers.

Culture messages have a big part in changing public attitudes, which changes social policy. Mocking the credentialist suckup diddle-jerk will help realign public perception toward a healthy skepticism and disdain of left-wing, post-America, anti-White academia, and drain their coffers while preventing fertilely fruiting women from getting pulled into the anti-natal vortex of degree whoring. More crucially, it will spiritually enliven our men who have been propagandized to view any life course not winding through a 4-year (now 6-year) college indoctrination struggle session as failure, and bring a renewed esteem to the technical crafts that are men’s forte.

A Trump trade policy reinvigorating manufacturing in the US will go a long way to diminishing the malevolent power of the leftoid academia menopausal complex.

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Happy fresh pumpkin is deluded about its shelf life.

Sad rotting pumpkin is deluded about its freedom of choice.

Corrective: A Great Patriarchal Pumpkin rising from the pumpkin thatch.

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