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Via Gabber @Aquinas:

Phil Schwarzmann, friend of the Finns.

FYI, for any readers who may be particularly interested in the subtext of this post, there’s an old CH post that teaches through vivid recollection how to really pick up a Finnish femme. I guarantee it’s much more useful than anything Schwarzmann spite-typed in his fantasy tome.

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File under Would Bang: Brittany PettiBONE and Tara McCarthy interview Ricky Vaughn (whom I would not bang, for the record).

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I like to take lunch at an outdoor patio. Nearly every time I go there, two old, brown men are playing chess. They seem to be friends (in the loosest interpretation of the word), sharing a comfortable familiarity. One brown man is straight from Aztec America casting, looking like he just strolled off the palm oil plantation. The other brown man is deeply Middle Eastern, similarly representative of his kind.

Both look in their 50s or 60s, but they could be 25. You know how people from the Dirt World age badly. Anyhow, these two are a riot to watch together. Both adhere to their race’s stereotypical behavior with lavish enthusiasm. The Merchant from MENA constantly cheats, and when Apocalypto notices his cheating, he explodes in a fury, slapping the table with his open palm and accusing his friend of the vilest breaches of chess etiquette. The accusations fly even when the Merchant hasn’t cheated; Apocalypto has come to expect bad behavior from his dear friend.

Sometimes the fights escalate into shouting matches that can drag on for ten or more minutes; hands gesticulating wildly, faces contorted with rage and indignation, usually ending when the Merchant realizes he can’t soft-pedal his way out of getting caught for cheating (and his cheats are sometimes ridiculously blatant, like the time he tried a two-for-one swipe of Apocalypto’s chess pieces while pointing with his other hand at an imaginary woman he insisted was the most beautiful he had seen).

Despite the endless anger, these two always greet and leave each other with warm hugs. There’s an understanding between them that they don’t even recognize; it goes race-deep, to the bone. Plush SWPL shitlib Whites can’t imagine being close friends with an obnoxious bastard who cheats all the time or who sputters with juvenile rage at the slightest provocation, but amongst brownfolk the rules of friendship are different. They don’t have the same moral standards for friendships. Brownfolk have a tolerance for irritating shenanigans that would drive the typical White man to seek shelter in a gated galaxy far far away. This brownfolk tolerance for ethical lapses and emotional incontinence in friends is likely an inherited accommodation to growing up in a shitty environment where much worse things happen all the time.

It’s just another real world exhibition in the ways in which Equalism is a false religion for outbred, empathobesic Whites who can’t bear to accept the fact that the races of the world are fundamentally different and impervious to intervention.

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Augustus Tilton wryly notes,

It’s like nordics are the only ones ever to beat the prisoner’s dilemma. If everyone refrains from cheating even when no one’s looking, you get a harmonious white society. It takes surprisingly few grits of sand in the gears to gum up the fine tuned machine. Not only do brown people bring corruption and discord, they actually prefer things that way.

Very true, and as another commenter added, the White man *has* to sink to the third worlder’s level or he is doomed to victimization. Assuming the fair play of corrupt peoples is a quick lesson in how to make an ASS out of U and ME.

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MOST REGRETTABLY, I may have accidentally deleted an email sent by a CH reader about a month ago. I regret it because the reader had included a photo he/she took of one of those anti-Trump spray-stencil street artworks that are lately all the rage in shitlibopolises, except in this particular photo some devilish rascal had come along, presumably in the dark of night to avoid being set upon by a mob of limp-wrists slapping him ineffectually, and spray-painted in black our very own reader PA’s international symbol for the Alt-Right squarely over the cucked lib graffiti.

I meant to put this awesome photo in a post, but now I can’t locate it. (not in spam either) If the original emailer is reading, could you resend plz? And as a lesson for other maul-righters, you too should STEP THE FUCK UP and do the same. Spray your dissident seed all over shitlib towns and cities. Let them know they no longer own the public space, that Wokensteins lurk in their shadows. Making libs uncomfortable in their lily-White gentrified bubbles is the least a true patriot should do.

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Does this woman have the unmistakable look of a mother with mystery meat kiddos?

MISCIOGNOMY IS REAL

Yep, I think the hambeast above is the iconic mudsharkin’ momma; fat, inbred, pig-snouted, and perpetually unhappy and resentful. This is the ugly reality of White woman-black man mixed race couples in America. There are miscegenation exceptions, but the rule looks like the above photo. For now. If the anti-White hate machine propaganda continues unchallenged, there may be more mudsharking across all White demos in the future. That’s why, even though none of us here would lay with such a gargoyle, it’s in the aesthetic interest of all Whites to counsel ugly White women away from mudsharkery. No good will come of it, and they will have trashed whatever slim hope they had to find a White man, have White babies, and ensure that they are vessels for their genetic and cultural heritage. A womb is a terrible thing to waste.

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Story. He’s dry humping the “Fearless Girl” statuette that was placed in the public square to, somehow, celebrate International Shrew’s Day.

I love it. The weak West needs more of these impudent White shitlords to rub it in the faces of the Femkunt KKKollective. Grab em by the pussies.

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PS I believe Wall Street should be broken up and dispersed across the country. To have so much financial chicanery concentrated in one city encourages wealth capture. Wall Street benefits from its localized geography and talent, via shady stuff like insider tips, that essentially allows it to game the stock market and leverage information bottlenecks that are resolved by the time the money finds it way out to middle America.

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