Lactose Tolerance: The Last Stand Of Implicit White Identity

The Milk Zone:

Some offerings from the CH #MilkTwitter feed:

roses are red
barack is half-black
if you can’t drink milk
you have to go back

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lactose tolerance is a virtue

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Milk does a White body good

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A haiku:
cows’ milk calories
fueled White civilization
non-adopters REEEEEE

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I think that I shall never see
a milk moustache on a rapefugee

a calorie source that feeds the West
and adds a roundness to White breasts

Fresh milk that’s poured from God’s own hand
proves Europe is His chosen land

A glass of milk in summer quenches
and gives a luster to hair of wenches

Imbibe this milk for bigly gains
of muscle and of aryan brain

Lactose propelled Nord supremacy
leaving behind men of the wheat

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This photo still is from Shitlib LePoofter’s #HWNDU (he will not divide us) livestream in New York. A subversive army of chads and shitlords has crashed the HWNDU hugbox and made it their bitch.

Raise your gallons of whole milk, and make America whole White again!

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Shitlord Of The Month

Our SOTM is this soldier of subversion, crashing a Shia LePoofter outdoor shitlib art show to drive the congregants insane in the membrane.

Nomination for Shitlord of the month@ChateauEmissary pic.twitter.com/3Jw5TlZdhW

— Secret Agent Skippy (@kweenslandah) January 27, 2017

Watch the video to the end for the climactic shiv twist!

Let’s zoom in on this mischievous shitlord’s face.

That’s how it’s done. That’s the look you want in this degenerate age. Take that look with you wherever you go, it’ll serve you well. Even in the bars, where the pussy will throw itself at you.

SOTM runner-up are these two pizanes who could take on twenty antifa shitlibs in a bare knuckle street brawl and relive it one hour later over pasta and meatballs at their moms’ place.

Video: Old School New Yorker Smacks Down Leftists in Epic Rant – https://t.co/lHrhOF4uj8 pic.twitter.com/LR6Nf4aPYG

— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) January 27, 2017

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Dear Women’s March: Our Children Are Watching

WATCH: Remember the dramatic #Hillary ad, "Our Children are watching?" The @FreeBeacon mashed it with #womensmarch clips and it is glorious. pic.twitter.com/eCXOx1aLS4

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 24, 2017

This video mash-up has earned the coveted Chateau Heartiste Shiv of the Week. The shiv is a phallic symbol assaulting Ashley Judd’s “bloody woman parts”. Tbh she hasn’t had that much action since her husband dumped her childless, crazy old lady ass back in 2013.

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John Scalzi, Pixelated

Via Gunnar:

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Reviewbrah Leads The NEET-Chad Alliance To Victory

@ChateauEmissary Reviewbrah at work pic.twitter.com/zFS1TvVC9o

— Ian (@eastviewphotog) January 26, 2017

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The Xir Response to Trump’s Inauguration

An anti-Trump protester screams 'no' as Donald Trump is sworn in as the 45th US President pic.twitter.com/qmsaFmMSkr

— ITV News (@itvnews) January 20, 2017

That is funny as hell. But again I cannot tell if a shitlib protestor is man, woman, or xir-beast. The modern Left is a Rorschach test. What sex and/or species do you see?

Leftoid protestors used to have a veneer of coolness (way back), until the internet thunderdome exposed them all as androgynous fatty crybaby loser fugs. They’re like a mass catfish operation on normie society; you think you’re reading about scary revolutionaries and then a phone camera catches them blubbering in the middle of the street as cheetos tumble out of their chin folds and you’re not sure if they pee sitting or standing.

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Pudendum: I’ve always had a fondness for Bill Clinton, and this is why:

Credit: @beinlibertarian! Hillary catches Bill staring at Ivanka #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/b0NwQZHb5D

— James Slingsby (@luckyjimsling) January 20, 2017

I don’t doubt that Trump and Bill Clinton were good friends (at one time). Unapologetic alphas who love women tend to “get” each other.

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Slut Velocity

A woman’s propensity to sluttery requires a favorable context before she can fully realize her puss-parting potential. Reader welcomerain introduces the sexual market concept of “slut velocity”:

I think the issue here is that we estimated [these women’s cock counts] based on cocksas velocity in identical environments, not absolute cocksas in their individual cocksaspheres.. The middle skank’s greenly steaming, mephitic slimehole is still attracting desperate losers, and she’s cleared the runway to accommodate them. The Puerto Rican may be willing to maintain velocity, but I’m guessing she gets even fewer takers than the white chick if they were in similar cocksas markets.

That number is what I think we read into their looks. Yes, accumulation of past cocksas affects their current soul-deadness and therefore willingness to be the port in every storm, but I think what CH was assessing was slut-velocity in equal markets. I know I was.

LOL. In slut humor there is great truth. Yes, I based my judgment on an assumption that the women were operating within identical cockas markets, but that assumption is of limited usefulness. Too theoretical, needs refinement with real world variables, such as the fact that white cockas are gonna pass right over black vagllzlz, even if the white vagllzlz is older, wrinklier, and looser. But in a black cockas environment, Peurto Rican chick can easily amass 150+ cockas because black cockas are less discriminating.

Sexonomics 101, folks.

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