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Of all the culturally revealing candid shots taken in the Year of Our Trumpening, this one has to top them all:

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So much anguish….I love it!

Look at thecunt’s expression. Cold as Satan’s icy lair in the ninth circle of hell. A true psychopath. I look at that man-hating dyke and I can totally believe she’s ordered the deaths of political foes. (whatever happened to Seth Rich’s murder case, anyhow?)

And Huma….crying like a little girl. Is she a Saudi spy putting on an acting class or a lesbian lover brokenhearted that she let down her granny gash bedroom partner? Are those tears of regret and shame….or bowel-shaking fear?

Those two faces tell a much bigger story. This photo and the id-shaped reactions it has captured PROVE that thecunt and her scissor sister are hiding horrible crimes from the American public, and they KNOW IT.

Caption time.

thecunt: “What was on your computer, Huma?”

Huma the gina hoover: *sob* “ALL OF IT” *sob*

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Politics is downstream of the sexual market (which is why electoral puzzles like women voting in greater numbers for the gibs and virtue signaling party is best explained as a biological repercussion of human sexuality).

All politics is gonadal. Given this reality, the most effective political persuasion techniques are those that evoke the ancient rhythms of the sexual market. Converting deeply gay, male Hillary partisans to The Trumpening is not likely in the cards but, if sufficiently shamed and ostracized by effective COPROP that leverages the power of anxiety over one’s sexual market status, many nominal males who plan to vote for Inmate Hillary can be dissuaded from exercising their right to notarize the featherweight class of their shrunken scrotes.

Exhibit A:

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Even faggy Millennial manlets with incipient bitch tits will feel a cringe of shame if they are forced to identify with the beta lapdog in the bottom pic.

Just as a healthy and strong society with rock-ribbed shitlord norms can keep gays far enough in the closet that their petri dish flamboyance doesn’t creep out the kids, so can a fearless embrace of immutable and omnipotent sexual market law — and the exploitation thereof — cow mincing betaboys from pulling the lever for thecunt.

One sackless wonder at a time. Eventually, if enough manginas fear shitlord ridicule more than SJW shrieking, their self-respect will do the swelling their ovaries can’t do.

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There have been many golden stumpings over this past year, and now you can add George Shitlibopoulos to the long list of Trump’s victims.

Trump has earned a Shiv of the Week, bringing his total haul to something like…oh…1,488 shiv trophies.

Pay close attention to Staphinfection’s physical reaction to Trump’s shiv. His arm crosses his lap and he visibly winces and swallows hard, almost as if he had taken a real shiv to the gut. This is CLASSIC beta male defensive posturing when under attack by a superior male (or a sassy girl).

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On the subject of Trump, it’s important to know that his shivs are just one facet of his character; the man also has a heart, as evidenced in this video outtake from The Apprentice, where he chastises a White man for calling himself “white trash”. Although these reality shows are largely scripted, Trump’s disgust with the man’s self-abasement sounds sincere to my ears. I think it is a glimpse of Trump’s implicit love for his race, and his contempt for those who would denigrate his racial heritage.

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FYI take this for what it is, but a reader who claims to be an insider with the RNC emailed CH to say that the “monster vote” is real and it’s coming, it’s mostly composed of registered Independents and first-time voters, and that “the media will be shell-shocked by Trump’s vote surge on Nov 8”. The email was sent before today’s FBI news broke.

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At his Twatter account, Ricky Vaughn is retweeting 2013 tweets from Trump directed at Anthony Weiner and Eliot Spitzer. I’m having a blast reading them, it’s comedy gold, Jerry, gold!

Danger-Weiner is a free man at 12:01AM. He will be back sexting with a vengeance. All women remain on alert.

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I fought hard against Spitzer and Weiner, and both lost. For a while, when Spitzer was way up, it seemed that I was a lone voice! Good power

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With the whacko pervert Weiner about to be embarrassed, all women need to be on the lookout. Sexting begins 9.11 @ 12:01 AM

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Scary thought–what is the pervert Anthony Weiner doing with all the free time he has. Does he collect unemployment?

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Pervert Anthony Wiener will never be able to get away from his perversion-the cure rate is ZERO.

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It came out that Huma Abedin knows all about Hillary’s private illegal emails. Huma’s PR husband, Anthony Weiner, will tell the world.

That last tweet was sent August 3, 2015. Nostratrumpus!

Not only does Trump have a great sense of humor, he was right about Weiner, and he’s a goddamned prophet after today’s news dropped that the FBI reopened its investigation of thecunt after it got hold of leaked emails through Weiner’s sexting phone.

WORD OF THE YEAR: LEAK (in all its connotations)

I’m not a religious man, but it seems to me the Hand of God is guiding this election, and that He has notarized The Trumpening. The tragedy that accompanies this view is that even with God handing them every reason to vote Trump, a large group of Americans sees fit to defy His magnanimity. Well, the unwoke are about to be smote.

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Watch George Shitlibopoulos’ body language when Trump shivs him right in the gut.

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Does Trump ever get tired of being right? Does a starstruck pussy ever get tired of being grabbed?

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Reader tteclod has a theory for how the FBI got hold of new damaging information from Carlos Danger’s sexting phone.

I think the Clintons attempted to jettison A. Weiner. Big mistake.

He, like any good (((white man))), decided that if he was going down for sexting & otherwise transmitting purportedly prurient photos to a 15 y/o female, he would take down the evil Arab bitch Huma and her crone lover Hillary along with him..

If I’m right about this, I hope A. Weiner gets a really good plea deal, up to and including full immunity for everything short of rape and murder, and sole custody of his son. Hell, I’d license him to flash teenage girls in Central Park for as long as he lives.

The fact that thecunt may be taken down by her arrogant lesbian skittle lover and her ass-saving pervy skype husband is fucking poetic. The bards will sing of this for ages.

Which makes me wonder…the FBI would not reopen this investigation if the recent email discoveries didn’t contain a bombshell….so what’s in them? Proof that thecunt ordered hits on Seth Rich and Scalia? Massive money transfers between ISIS and State or the Saudis and State? All evils are in the realm of possibility.

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Your Daily Putin

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When Trump is elected Galactic Overlord, there will be three ruling Shitlord Supremos in the world: Duterte, Putin, and the Golden Don. A TriREKTa that will send shitlibs scurrying to their soyfat burrows and self-medicating autogynephilia dens.

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More Clinton Corruption Eruption News: New emails show Hillary “thecunt” Clinton personally corresponded with the tech staff who administered her private server.

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My sides! Trump’s hair reaching skyward had me laughing at the screen.

Remember when Don Draper executed a Pussygrab Finishing Move on Mad Men and all the shitlib White women who loved that show swooned on cue?

Women! (should not vote)

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FYI I’m sure that Trump had some raunchy fun back in his day (and maybe still does). Did he grab pussies unsolicited? Doubtful. Did giggly, eager, sexually aroused hypergamous women place their pussies conspicuously within grabbing range of Trump’s hand and splooge with ecstasy when he took advantage? YUP. Forgotten in all THEE CURRENT YEAR shitlib feminist hypocrisy about Trump’s “misogynaaaaaah” is the common sense acceptance that rich, handsome, charming men are very attractive to women, and women will throw themselves at such men when they have the chance. Men of Trump’s SMV know this, and respond accordingly in the company of women: with impudent and justified entitlement.

And then 35 years later when these former Trump playthings are bitter crones who still aren’t over their magical Trump romance (five minutes in a plane bathroom), a ClintonCunt operative will bribe them with Clinton Foundation jobs to claim one month before the election how much they SUFFERED from the billionaire cad’s flirtations. And they will expect the general public to swallow this horseshit whole, and never ask “gee, how come these women never complained in the previous 35 years when Trump wasn’t running for President?”.

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At the Al Smith charity dinner, Trump laid a trap for the elites and unleashed his vengeance on a gathering of effete plutocrats, smug globalist whores, lapdog media hacks, intellectually inbred urbanites, and the Wicked Bitch herself. You have to see this video to believe it, and if you ever doubted Trump’s sincerity or his commitment to destroy the old order and throw the corrupt money-changers out of the American temple, doubt no more.

Trump channeled the spirits of Skittles Man, Bring Da Movies kid, and Birthday Cat combined and went the Full ZFG Shitlord on a congregation of aristocratic shitlib scum. He nuked the ruling class and the Clinton Machine from orbit and took a piss on their smoldering ashes.

If you were disappointed that Twatter Trump didn’t make a grand entrance at the debates, well this is the UNCUT RAW TRUMPOCALYPSE you were waiting for:

THE ABSOLUTE SAVAGE (for telling the truth).

Trump got his revenge. For this:

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For the dying and discredited legacy media’s Hillary-shilling, suckered into covering the killshots he couldn’t make at the debates.

For the insulated and decadent elites and their phony back-scratching rituals and mean-spirited sneering at non-elite White Americans:

Hopefully after Trump’s bravura impressionistic performance as Kull the Conqueror at this disgusting elite trough dinner he will end that and other phoney baloney traditions in favor of much more based gatherings and events.

I am 2000% sure he can function at all levels of culture from highest to lowest, but this sort of pseudo aristocratic gathering, especially when full like a blocked toilet of skypes, journalists and political parasites, is unAmerican. It’s un-Anglosphere. Anglosphere equivalents would never be catholic for starters or honor any other collectivist internationalist cabal. And there’d be senior front line soldiers and naval men front and center, as well as real cultural leaders.

Instead Trump got to carve his way through the soft underbelly of the synagogue of satan, which is cool, but hopefully to be consigned to the trash heap of history.

But they should screen his speech in full every Christmas.

And of course he got his revenge on the infirm Queen of Cunts, Hillary Rotten Clinton, for her lies and backroom dealings and self-enrichment scheming and last-minute malicious slandering of Trump’s character through bribed proxies.

The Queen and her courtiers didn’t see the blade swinging. They thought Trump was an entertainer, at the end of the day just another narcissist elitist like themselves, in on the joke and happy to yuk it up congenially with fellow plutocrats as middle America suffered under miseries visited upon them by the rulers in whom they put their faith.

But Trump is not like them. He’s a wealthy businessman with a commoner’s touch, and a honed sense for traitorous nümale-ocracy bullshit earned from decades immersed in New York real estate and politics. He knows where to find the underbelly of the lickspittle media and their scumbag Bezosian paymasters, and he studied them, watched as they betrayed him….and waited…

then plunged the knife in to the hilt.

Savor this moment when the elites realized they were more than the butt of Trump’s jokes; they were the target of his contempt:

And thecunt’s reaction?

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Under the robot shell, the misshapen reptile inside screams with fear.

Trump didn’t wield a shiv at this dinner. He hoisted a war scythe and started lopping off heads. He was Hop-Frog to the terror-stricken Establishment.

This time, the time for yukking it up with the Establishment is over. Watch as Trump the court jester begins with his routine of juggling several glistening knives in the air, for the amusement of the white-tie audience, then calmly collects them one by one into his hands, and throws them straight into the chests of the plutocrats and the media.

The courtiers mocked him as a reality TV clown, and struck cruel blows against his little-people supporters whenever they felt like a little entertainment. So the jester decides to put on a show for the court where “Trump acts like Trump” and they’re all laughing along with the act. He convinces them it would be a riot for them to put on wax masks showing elitist caricatures, then begins a fire-breathing routine — only to spit the fire right onto their masks. As the courtiers scramble around the ballroom with their faces ablaze, the jester and his little-people companions storm out and burn down the rest of the palace.

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Whatever happens November 8, know this….everything’s changed.

Related: Pat Buchanan on the panicked establishment.

PS: Cucks are delusional if they think Guacbowl or Foamboi would have been more viable candidates to beat thecunt. Could you imagine the ball-less beta wonder Jeb at this dinner? He would have spent the whole speech mocking his own low energy and then honored thecunt for her service at State. Afterwards, he would have congratulated Hillary for her upcoming win and reminded her to pass amnesty as part of her first 100 days in office.

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