The Friendzone Has A Logo

A minute of staring at this friendzone logo and it starts to make sense: A beta male half-heartedly burying his real feelings to receive an asexual thumb’s up from his oneitis who green-lights his blue balls.

I think the girl’s hand is supposed to translate as “up yours”, or “I rip your heart apart with my dual-edged thumbnail”.

In this photo we see the straight man on the left friendzoning the gay man on the right.

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“Punk’d” For The Pattern Denial Generation(s)

The “Spot the Common Denoginator” post got me musing about a memetic warfare idea that has real potential: A “Punk’d” type of hidden camera TV show that would simultaneously entertain and insidiously uncuck Americans of their race equalism religious belief.

An unlocked bike (with a taser installed in the seat for maximum lulz) is a tempting target in black neighborhoods, but what about that lonely bike placed in an all-White town? What about comparing and contrasting the neighborly response to the unlocked bike in Detroit, Fargo ND, and Charleston WV? How about a special episode based on zip code: the bike propped up at, say, Tim Wise’s block vs the bike stationed at a block full of Tim’s Wise’s favorite nonWhite shock troops?

Secretly recorded video of this nature would open a lot of eyes, or at the least shut a lot of dumbfuck shitlib mouths.

In fact, my idea is SOO GOOD I offer it free of charge to any social scientist with half a ball left who wants to supercharge the relevancy of their field of study.

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A Preview Of The Trump-Hillary Debates

Courtesy of elmertjones,

The class valedicktorian is preparing hard for her upcoming battle with the class wise-ass. The media has already declared her the winner, especially after her devastating George Santayana quote (to be delivered in the debate along with other killer platitudes). Everyone else is going to the party at wise-ass’s house.

That about sums it up. TheCunt is a spent shell entity who delivers her “killer” lines like an automaton in a gravelly dyke voice, and her wonking out on stage will go over about as well as the class nerd tediously explaining the logical fallacies of stuffing him into a locker.

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Spot The Common Denoginator (it’s predictable)

A White prankster (who’s doing more good for the cucked world than he can possibly know), bix noody-trapped his bike with a taser, and then left the bike unattended and unlocked in his neighborhood, recorded by a hidden camera. Hilarity and uncomfortable pattern recognition ensued.

See if you can spot the common denoginator.

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Reader quixotic adds context:

This is freaking hilarious

So reddit is freaking out because fans of Trump have turned the site from a liberal safe space into a painful (read: honest and realistic) forum.

The video was posted to a thread and people familiar with reality noticed that hey all these thieves have something in common…

That did not go over well with the censorship loving lefties who dont like that
reality doesn’t match up with their oasis of equality. Now the thread is nearly scrubbed of comments that discuss the fact that the thieves are all dindus. Every day we get closer to 1984.

Also thanks for your help fellas i picked up my first AR this weekend people were in a frenzy for a m m o and finding lowers

White “asserted virtue on the cheap” shitlibs will just have to come to terms with the lovefact that White morality doesn’t port smoothly to other races. Assuming nonWhites share the same moral and ethical impulses as Whites is a mission-critical error of judgment.

Projecting White morality onto other races was always going to end in tears. And caustic laughter.

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The same prankster did something similar with an empty, unlocked car and a fake bomb in the backseat. The usual suspects turn out for their shot at YouTube fame.

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SCIENCE! Finds Neurological Proof For The Stereotype Of Female Hysteria

Once again, SCIENCE! affirms Chateau Heartiste maxims and squats lumply on feminist mythology while unloading a phallus-shaped deuce. A deep state study finds that there’s a neuroanatomical basis for the observed sex-based difference in emotion regulation.

As expected, males significantly scored higher in emotion regulation ability than females did. More importantly, we found the sex differences in the neuroanatomical basis of emotion regulation ability. Males showed a stronger positive relation between emotion regulation ability and regional gray matter volume (rGMV) in the right dorsolateral prefrontal cortex. In contrast, females demonstrated a stronger positive relation between emotion regulation ability and rGMV in an anatomical cluster that extends from the left brainstem to the left hippocampus, the left amygdala and the insular cortex. The present study provides the first empirical evidence regarding the sex-linked neuroanatomical correlates of emotion regulation ability. These findings may help understand why there is a higher prevalence of affective disorders in females and maladaptive behaviors in males.

SCIENCE! and CH: dancing the duet of fated lovers. This study literally discovers neurological proof for the truefact stereotype that women are more hysterical than are men. State control…it’s a man thing. You women just wouldn’t understand.

I gotta wonder how self-deluded feminist are gonna spin this latest out-take from the HARDASFUCK sciences?

RANDOM MANJAW: “well, you see, that’s just the patriarchal culture influencing female fetuses and changing their brain wiring.”

THE SHIV OF PRIVILEGE: “is the patriarchal culture also influencing female fetuses to become raving lunatic feminists?”

PS The last line in that study abstract is lethal thoughtcrime (literally). Mood (affective) disorders largely afflict women because their brain structure provides a more fertile (heh) environment for hysteria and related emotional malfunctions to flourish. Men, in contrast, have a sex-specific brain architecture that predisposes them to the opposite: emotion-less disorders that characterize ailments like autism, psychopathy, and anti-social behavior.

PPS The Game relevance should be evident. Tap into a women’s roller coaster emotions and you can guide her to expressing herself in the way that matters most to *your* emotional needs.

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Sam Hyde Crashing The Left’s Playground (aka America)

Sam Hyde, funny guy and Trollocaust survivor, has taken his ballsy street theater — punking shitlibs on their turf — to the airwaves. His show, “Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace“, has premiered on Adult Swim. It airs Fridays at 12:15AM, Eastern Time. (I haven’t watched it yet, but plan to. Anyone who has, chime in with your thoughts.)

Here’s Sam asking an asian girl about her asian privilege:

Sam Hyde earns CH’s Shiv of the Week. He sets a good example for aspiring shitlords everywhere.

(One reason Sam effortlessly trolls shitlibs into self-mockery is that he’s a sturdy dude. Most of his targets are smaller, and this disparity would reduce the risk of a prompt physical altercation while increasing the odds of a tempered humorous exchange.)

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Signals Of Subversion

Walking on the shiv’s edge.

FYI, the Chateau guest list includes dissident musical talents.

(whorefinder: rape against the machine!)

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