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Big news! A pre-release acoustic version of the cuckservative anthem, “The Shitlib Zone“, is available for your listening pleasure.

Harry spills the deets,

Pardon the 4mb load of bits! I’m sure the boys down at Le Chateau’s service entrance are saying WTF!?

I couldn’t hold off much longer. Here’s a mellow cut from my first collaboration with a local ‘producer’ after a couple of snow-delays. I just resurrected my own multi-track recording gear over the weekend and could create a bit more polished version with more time.

Feel free to use this in whatever way it is deemed fit. I can’t commit to producing anything cleaner or with video for the next month but I didn’t want to sit on this much longer. I do have a country-fried, shitkickin’, Big Bad Johnish rendition that could knock some socks off. Especially if I can convince my long-fiddlin’ wife to lay down a righteous Chuck Daniels-like interlude!

Again, stellar job on the lyrics and the solid stream of incisive goodness that is CH!

Harry

I can’t get an audio player to upload, so go here to listen. Lyrics are reprinted below, (you may want to keep two windows open to sing along. It’s cathartic.) Well done, Harry!

(FYI, “The Shitlib Zone” is a reinterpretation of the original “The Twilight Zone”, by Golden Earring.)

The Shitlib Zone

Somewhere in a hostile press room
There’s a cuck starting to realize
That sucking up has not worked out for him
It’s two A.M.

It’s two A.M. my honor’s gone
I’m sitting here waitin’ the stool still warm
Did you know that Lincoln was a Republican?

Yeah, my daughter’s burning coal, dindu in my bed
Bareback my nation, all community dead
Cannot realtalk, my whole life trained to be a toady

Help, I’m steppin’ into the shitlib zone
This is a bathhouse, feels like Lindsey’s home
My scrotum’s climbed up, under flabby gut
Where am I to go now that I’ve gone post-op?

Soon you will come to know
When the shiv has hit the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the shiv has hit the bone

I’m sticking to the Narrative, demographically doomed
Double crossed middle class gettin’ the screws
Can’t get no election, can’t get through
To Pablo’s crew

Well the cocktail parties ease his coward’s mind
He swears no child left behind!
When the third world comes
He knows damn well he’ll be retreating

And he says, “Help, I’m swishin’ into the shitlib zone
Place is a cookhouse, feels like Mexico
My nation’s been sold to Mark Fuckersperg
Where am I to go when the white vote’s submerged?”

Soon you will come to know
When the shiv has hit the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the shiv has hit the bone

When the shiv has hit the bone

{shredding break}

Help, I’m prancin’ into the shitlib zone
Place is a bathhouse, feels like anal fun
My dignity is gone, an eager tribute
Who’s gonna do the jobs that Americans won’t do?

Help, I’m cuckin’ into the shitlib zone
Place is a bathhouse, can’t stop being prone
My manhood’s been moved, under Jenner’s dress
How far am I to bend when they call me racist?

Soon you will come to know
When the shiv has hit the bone
Soon you will come to know
When CH has raped your soul

When the shiv has hit the bone, oo-ooga!
When the shiv has hit the bone
When the shiv has hit the bone, sha-lom!
When the shiv has hit the bone

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fartsmeller

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thesexmestare

While you’re at it, see if you can spot the “I’m a witchy cunt” stare, too.

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Stamping the imprimatur of SCIENCE! on what we already knew, this study found that cats and childlessness go together like a horse and carriage.

Quantifying the Search Behaviour of Different Demographics Using Google Correlate.

Vast records of our everyday interests and concerns are being generated by our frequent interactions with the Internet. Here, we investigate how the searches of Google users vary across U.S. states with different birth rates and infant mortality rates. We find that users in states with higher birth rates search for more information about pregnancy, while those in states with lower birth rates search for more information about cats. Similarly, we find that users in states with higher infant mortality rates search for more information about credit, loans and diseases. Our results provide evidence that Internet search data could offer new insight into the concerns of different demographics.

Wait for it……..

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Small useless pets like indoor cats are child substitutes. There’s no flim-flamming away that obvious conclusion under a fog of try-hard White Knight rhetoric. The cat provides the single in the city cock carouseler the outlet for her maternal nurturing instinct (however weak) that a real child of her own can’t, because she hasn’t gotten pregnant in the fifteen years she’s been on the Pill.

There’s been chatter among the alt-cognoscenti about parasites and assorted pathogens secretly being involved in most of humanity’s weird behavioral outliers. News come daily of discoveries that viruses have the creepy ability to alter our personalities. Maybe T gondii, the cat-transmitted pathogen, infects the cat owners’ minds and suppresses their desire to settle down with a dutiful beta male who will help them raise a brood. It might even compel cat ladies to pop womb-charring Pills and seek fleeting hookups with undependable cads. Cat food for thought…

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Meet Robert Morrow, recently elected Chairman of the Travis County, TX GOP. He may be the 21st Century’s (and maybe the 20th Century’s) first American Shitlord politician. A few megatriggering morsels from his Twatter timeline:

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Rick Perry has craved fucking men in the ass most of his life! Dead serious.

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Travis County Republican Party – so this is what a post nuclear world looks like.

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Picture: Barack Obama being blown by a gay prostitute Larry Sinclair while smoking crack. Reality –

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Karl Rove needs to be asked: HAVE YOU EVER HAD HOMOSEXUAL SEX WITH ALI AKBAR?? DID GAY HOOKER JEFF GANNON BUST YOUR SOFT LITTLE ASS??

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Kolsti Duc Nguyen: “Will you ever run for state-wide office?”

Doubt it. Maybe President.

😂😂😂 This is a great time to be alive. The GOPe is about to implode. The Dems are turning into a sop party for third world ingrates. Shitlords are tearing up the anti-White Narrative and replacing it with Realtalk so violently unsparing that we may bear witness to fatties and freaks on tumblrrhea mass suiciding. Ross Douthat furrows his fivehead and cries, “O tempura O mores! Wherefore gentility! This vulgarian dares speak for the people??” And a Travis County GOP Chairman unapologetically proclaims his love of big titties.

The cause of all this hope and change is existential fear and the survival instinct kicking in. White people all over the country feel their numbers dwindling. It’s subconscious for some, keen awareness for others. Slow, genocidal dispossession from one’s homeland and nation that one’s ancestors built has a way of wonderfully focusing minds. The Trumpening has unleashed celestial forces beyond the control of the Inner Party equalist leftoids. White men are finding their balls, and the earth is about to rend.

PS The Diversity + Proximity = War reference page is constantly updated with links to new studies. Check in frequently so that you can disperse to leftoid and cuck hinterlands with a full belt of ammunition.

PPS Here’s a special Twat for reader PA. He’ll get the joke.

PPPS Donald Trump just said to a Michigan crowd, “I love my people”. That’s White whistling, and the clarion call to revolution couldn’t come a moment too soon.

You face two choices, cucks. You can either get on board the Trump Train, or watch futilely as your carefully manicured world blows up and the ashes wash into the gutter.

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Via:

Let’s dispel with the notion that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing walking around the locker room without a towel.

I laughed.

Bullycidal humor will save the Republic. It’s always a good time to give a nuclear wedgie to a cuck.

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warisbegun

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