Taint Nothin’ But A Low T Thang

don forwards a study finding a correlation between declining sperm counts and the breadth of a man’s taint (wish i was kidding). Source.

Testosterone levels have also dropped precipitously, with effects beginning in utero and extending into adulthood. One of the most significant markers of an organism’s sex is something called anogenital distance (AGD)—the measurement between the anus and the genitals. Male AGD is typically twice the length of female, a much more dramatic difference than height or weight or musculature. Lower testosterone leads to a shorter AGD, and a measurement lower than the median correlates to a man being seven times as likely to be subfertile and gives him a greater likelihood of having undescended testicles, testicular tumors, and a smaller penis.

don adds: “Sometimes science is funnier than comedy. AGD bwahaha!”

My AGD is yuge. Just tremendous! I’m releasing the unredacted version of it tomorrow. Tiny tainters are nervous! MAGDA!

btw if women didn’t like surprize buttsecks, why is their anus so close to their vagina? I prefer to follow, rather than ignore, God’s signposts.

“What you are seeing in a number of systems, other developmental systems, is that the sex differences are shrinking,” Swan told me. Men are producing less sperm. They’re also becoming less male.

FYI it’s not a coincidence that subfertile soyboys and Gynarcho-Tyranny are contemporaneous. The feedback loop is aggressively degenerate. Too few sexy high T alpha males means too many bitter MeToo shrikes lashing out at the weak betas who can’t even manage a patriarchy of one.

I assumed that the next thing Swan was going to tell me was that these changes were all a mystery to scientists. If only we could figure out what was causing the drop in sperm counts, I imagined, we could solve all the attendant health problems at once. But it turns out that it’s not a mystery: We know what the culprit is. And it’s hiding in plain sight.

Answer: It’s the endocrine disruptors. My Chemical Bromance. A River of Birth Control Pills Runs Through It.

The Prophet Ted Kaczynski had it right: the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. We only had to listen.

I’ve predicted on these pages that the 21st Century will be the story of forswearing the modernity of the 20th century. De-scaling mass society will save more than a nation; it will save maleness itself.

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Tipsy comments,

Isn’t it amazing that in every article about endocrine disruptors no one mentions hormonal contraception? It’s like it’s the third rail or something….

Any uncomfortable truth that is perceived to place blame on sacrosanct women is verboten, so the lies shall continue until the last sperm is tepidly dribbled from misshapen micropeen.

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More from Tipsy,

I’m convinced that the biblical injunction for men to do hard physical labor and women to give birth in pain is not a punishment so much as it is a how-to manual. After the fall, that’s simply how we’re built.

And yet our society is veering towards the opposite: soft men swaddled in blue screens, and C-sections for drugged up pregnant women. We have banished toil and pain at the peril of our humanity.

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My Sides, And America, Are Splitting

LOL:

The Tree of Liberty is as thirsty as an H1B streetshitter at a strip club.

Another gem from Electric Pence:

“without redaction” [of the declassified FISA application docs] is the key phrase, all the water carriers for the Deep State know it and they’re absolutely losing their minds. They know what’s in the documents because they know what the whole purpose of this three-ring circus of an investigation was supposed to accomplish: unseat a lawfully elected President and continue on with their plan of subduing the United States of America for the Jews and Chinese. But God hates the unjust, and their punishment has been a long time coming. Trump is sticking this knife between the ribs and twisting. For leftists, it’s been one long unending series of emotional upheavals, and now on top of Trump getting Kavanaugh confirmed and RBG about to croak, they have to contend with the entire story of this illegitimate investigation being exposed to all of America.

 If that f**king fascist get’s in he’ll have us swinging from nooses!

 And we’re right on schedule too!

In twenty or thirty years, if America is still around having made it through the Current Year Crisis relatively unscathed, un-converged historians will rightly regard Trump’s candidacy, and his Presidency, as one of, if not THE, most incredible, multigenerationally defining political cataclysms. Trump will go into the books a Great Man, and his tweets and debate quips will become catchphrases for a hundred years.

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Fear Of A White Planet

Why are shitlibs so afraid of White people? They see WHITE SOOOPREMACISTS and NAAAAAZISSSSS everywhere, yet Poland remains un-invaded and reconstruction of the concentration camps is not yet evident.

I guess shitlibs are scared shitless of White people, that’s the best explanation. Did you know that you can make a shitlib cry and shit xir’s pants by flashing the OK hand sign? If you chug a gallon of milk with one hand, make the “OK” sign with the other hand, and wear New Balance sneakers, the shitlib will menstruate on the spot. Males, too. Automenses is a fun parlor game to play at SWPL house parties.

Now that a few devilish chanlords have made paranoiacs of millions of bedwetting shitlibs, the SPLC (shitlib pussy loser challahheads) ought to know that there is an entire subculture of once-innocent hand gestures that evoke the White Power bogeyman and violate polite diversity norms.

 

Dear Deep State chucklefucks and “hate watch” synagogues,

The above is a joke.

But you should continue to think it’s real.

HTHurts

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Mighty Shiv Of The Week: Hypoclitical Feminists

The clearest analysis of feminist psychology is that it’s egocentrism driven by raw envy, and psychological projection is how they obfuscate that fact about themselves.

“I know you are but what am I!” It’s the mentality of a child.

FYI the guy who posted this got personally banned by Lil’ Lucifer Jack Dorsey. (It’s his company, after all. The buck stops at his bugdesk.)

The surest way to get kicked off Twatter is to post stone cold truths.

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Thousand Coal Cock Stare

This will be my Friday @vagina_museum pic.twitter.com/VfOIpGegF1

— Dara Howley (@dididrama) September 14, 2018

Psycho sanpaku eyes? Check.
Chubby cat lady face? Check.
Feminist whackjob? Check.
MUH VAGINUH? Check.
Rootless cosmopolitan (“Irish in London”)? Check.

This is a subcategory of the thousand cock stare: the thousand coal cock stare.

Because you just know this toxoplasma infected dumpling has had to settle for a chain gang of black cock, given the exigency of needing a substitute for the ultra grade White cock which wants nothing to do with her.

PS From a Gabber:

lel, she’s at a vagina museum because her pussy is ancient history

PPS ¡SCIENCE!, shitlibs:

Totally related to the topic of this post.

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Linguistic Killshot

Sometimes the best thing to do with a gloating, smug, vacantly narcissistic and toxically spiteful gay mulatto shitlib (or ex-president of the United States) isn’t to debate him on the merits of his arguments using logic and reason; it’s to rhetorically stuff him in a locker. And that’s exactly what President Trump did:

President Donald Trump on Friday said he “fell asleep” watching Barack Obama tear into him during a rare public speech that framed Trump as a threat to democracy.

“I’m sorry I watched it, but I fell asleep,” Trump said, during his own speech in North Dakota.

lol Sleep-Inducing Soetoro. There’s no coming back from that. Now every normie and even the starry-eyed negrolatrous neolibs will picture a boring, tedious, boilerplate bullshitter when they think of obama. ZZZzzZZZZ…ZzzzZZ wha what?….did obama drone on about something? I must’ve dozed off.

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/ourgal/

Courtesy of a chan prank that memed the OK hand sign into a symbol of White Identity, shitlibs have been driven to the brink of insanity thinking they’re seeing WHITE SOOOPREMACISTS everywhere. Latest example: Zina Bash, a former law clerk for Brett Kavanaugh. She was spotted by paranoiac shitlibs, sitting behind Kavanaugh with her hand resting in a vaguely OK-shaped position.

LOL this is great. OK signs join whole milk and New Balance sneakers as secret society White supremacy symbols. This is complete ownage of the libs. The marvel of the Maul-Right’s meme machine was how it could “corrupt” innocuous images like a cartoon frog and repurpose them as coded pro-White revolutionary messages that would have shitlibs seeing enemies and saboteurs in every cultural nook and cranny.

The best response to the Left’s paranoia is to subtly but deniably feed into it. Never disavow, never avow. Just let the glorious subtext of supremacy assault the collective psyche of shitlibmania.

Which is exactly what Zina Bash (a half hispanic-half jew White supremacist — a matzorro) did:

The day after the shitlib cantina called for her Nuremberg Trial, she again sat behind Kavanaugh, except this time she purposefully flashed the OK sign.

ZIna Bash — /ourgal/

Via:

I love this!  Ten years ago,  had something like this occurred, the accused would’ve been falling over themselves explaining how nothing was meant by it and how much they love poz and hate any opposition to it.  I had gotten so used to it that when the video came out of her yawning and throwing the OK symbol out again, I thought for sure it was shooped.  And then I see this.  Zina’s performance yesterday was a masterpiece of the art of zfg.  She looked right into the eye of the globohomo beast and said: ‘My boss is getting this job and there’s nothing you can do about it.  f**k off.’  Aregirl indeed.

Broke: Apologizing to ZOG for giving offense.
Woke: Explaining it was no big deal and that people need to calm down.
Bespoke: Donning a miner’s lamp, grabbing a pick and beating the libs for its salt with a smile.

Falling into the shitlibs’ guilt by association trap was a cuck specialty. Finally, there are some waking up to the futility of playing by the Left’s rules, and fighting back by shitting on every expectation leftoids have of the Right folding like a cheap lawn chair.

Those Days of Grovel are over. The Days of Shivs and Salt are here.

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