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The state funeral for this corrupt open borders warmonger sociopath is nauseating, but at least the phony top-down solemnity and pompous audacity of it means the neoliberal elite are scared that their era is over, and the Trumpian realignment is the future of America.

But you know the Chaimstream Media loves Republicans who lose, and they especially love anti-Trump Republicans who bloviate neoliberalogisms, so McAmnesty is /theirguy/ when his death can be used as another prop in their war against Trump and nationalists who resist the plague of globohomoism.

Good riddance to that malevolent cuck, and fitting that the heavens should open up and piss on his coffin as it was carried into the Capitol abattoir of moribund globalist elites.

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The Rat Cohen Show has shitlibs in a tizzy, and they’ve worked themselves into a pre-orgasmic froth that will, once again, end with them nursing a painful case of blue balls, because THEY WILL NEVER GET TRUMP.

The problem shitlibs have is that NDAs aren’t illegal; and Trump can plausibly claim an NDA with two mistresses was a discretion clause to protect his family from disruptive dirt. The man has spent his life paying off (consensual) lovers; his voters knew that about him, and they didn’t care when they voted for him, just like shitlibs didn’t care when Bill Clinton pounded and raped his way through a buffet line of chubby hickchicks (and self-serving thecunt stood by him because she knew it was her avenue to power and money laundering).

The leftoid-dominant Chaimstream Media, naturally, is trying way too hard to paint this Trump NDA as a campaign contribution which could have influenced the 2016 election, which would mean it comes under the purview of campaign finance law only IF Trump DIDN’T USE HIS OWN MONEY to pay off the mistress (he did). It is to laugh. First, Trump had the NDA for one of the woman drafted ten years ago. A putative campaign expenditure to deal with something that occurred long before the campaign, and was thus unrelated to campaign activity, is NOT a campaign finance violation. Second, if the “pussygrab” tape didn’t dissuade Trump voters, then news that he boffed a performance whore a decade ago would have elicited barely a shrug.

If the Fake News media and Clinton cleaner Mueller were really interested in justice and not in executing history’s greatest political hit job, then they’d investigate Hillary funneling campaign expenditures through her attorneys at Perkins Coie to pay Fusion GPS to influence the election via a phony dossier put together and delivered by a foreign agent (British spy Christopher Steel) colluding with the Clinton campaign.

Now THAT’S Real News.

A handy dandy /pol/ graphic explains it well:

There are few things more entertaining in our timeline than watching shitlibs hit Peak Hysteria, menstruate all over themselves, only to have the ARRGH DRUMPHELSTILTSKIN football pulled away at the last moment and them crash to the ground, deflated and emotionally spent. The withdrawal tantrums from this latest anti-Trump lunacy will be epic.

This time will be no different. My preferred reply to prematurely giddy shitlibs is, “hey, John Edwards got off for paying hush money to his mistress while his wife was dying of cancer. But I bet you didn’t care about that.”

TBH, no one cares anymore about salacious alpha male peccadilloes. Maybe that’s a poor reflection on the state of our culture, maybe not, but what it is for certain is a growing realization by the Right that if you constantly lose playing by the Left’s Fake Rules, it’s time to change the goddamned rules. Flip the table, smash the board, kick shitlib ass and take their women’s hyphenated names.

And it’s time for tradcons who are most gullible to this sort of “ugh I’ll never vote for a womanizer” shitlib double standard gotcha to grasp the reality of sexual dynamics. Wealthy, powerful men, like all men, are attracted to younger, pretty women. And younger, pretty women are attracted to wealthy, powerful men. It takes two to tango. Monica Lewinsky truly deeply loved Bill Clinton. And Trump truly deeply loves his wife enough to be discreet about his affairs and spare her any distress.

Rex Lex put it well,

I am not even sure Trump has affairs. For all we know, he and Melania have an “arrangement” which men and women have had since the beginning of civilization. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got permission to “step out” now and then.

I’d bet they do have an arrangement, perhaps unspoken (because it needn’t be spoken to be intuited). A crucial difference between President Trump and Bill Clinton is that Trump’s arrangement emerges from love for Melania, while Bill’s arrangement was really thecunt’s arrangement to further her political career.

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Mark Penn, former pollster for the Clintons, has a great article about Cohen’s plea deal and its relation to the Rigged Witch Hunt by the Deep State against President Trump.

Here we go, from Russia with love, to campaign finance with love.

Why was Michael Cohen investigated? Because the “Steele dossier” had him making secret trips to meet with Russians that never happened, so his business dealings got a thorough scrubbing and, in the process, he fell into the Paul Manafort bin reserved by the special counsel for squeezing until the juice comes out. We are back to 1998 all over again, with presidents and candidates covering up their alleged marital misdeeds and prosecutors trying to turn legal acts into illegal ones by inventing new crimes.

The plot to get President Trump out of office thickens, as Cohen obviously was his own mini crime syndicate and decided that his betrayals meant he would be better served turning on his old boss to cut the best deal with prosecutors he could rather than holding out and getting the full Manafort treatment. That was clear the minute he hired attorney Lanny Davis, who does not try cases and did past work for Hillary Clinton. Cohen had recorded his client, trying to entrap him, sold information about Trump to corporations for millions of dollars while acting as his lawyer, and did not pay taxes on millions.

With a name like Cohen, what did you expect?

The sweetener for the prosecutors, of course, was getting Cohen to plead guilty to campaign violations that were not campaign violations. Money paid to people who come out of the woodwork and shake down people under threat of revealing bad sexual stories are not legitimate campaign expenditures. They are personal expenditures. That is true for both candidates we like and candidates we do not. […]

The usual procedures here would be for the Federal Election Commission to investigate complaints and sort through these murky laws to determine if these kinds of payments are personal in nature or more properly classified as campaign expenditures. On the Stormy Daniels payment that was made and reimbursed by Trump, it is again a question of whether that was made for personal reasons, especially since they have been trying since 2011 to obtain agreement. Just because it would be helpful to the campaign does not convert it to a campaign expenditure. Think of a candidate with bad teeth who had dental work done to look better for the campaign. His campaign still could not pay for it because it is a personal expenditure.

Contrast what is going on here with the treatment of the millions of dollars paid to a Democratic law firm which, in turn, paid out money to political research firm Fusion GPS and British spy Christopher Steele without listing them on any campaign expenditure form, despite crystal clear laws and regulations that the ultimate beneficiaries of the funds must be listed. This rule was even tightened recently. There is no question that hiring spies to do opposition research in Russia is a campaign expenditure, yet no prosecutorial raids have been sprung on the law firm, Fusion GPS or Steele. The reason? It does not “get” Trump.

So, Trump spends $130,000 to keep the lid on a personal story and the full weight of state prosecutors comes down on his lawyer, tossing attorney-client privilege to the wind. Democrats spend potentially millions on secret opposition research and no serious criminal investigation occurs. […]

With Cohen pleading guilty, there will be no test of soundness of the prosecution theories here, and it is yet another example of the double standards of justice of one investigation that gave Clinton aides and principals every benefit of the doubt and another investigation that targeted Trump people until they found unrelated crimes to use as leverage. Prosecutors thought nothing of using the Logan Act against former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn, but they are using obscure and unsettled elements of campaign finance law against Trump lawyer Cohen to manufacture crimes in what is a naked attempt to take Trump down and defeat democracy. […]

These investigations, essentially based on an opposition dossier, were never anything other than an attempt to push into a corner as many Trump aides and family members as possible and shake them down until they could get close enough to Trump to try to take him down.

That is why so many of his aides, lawyers, and actions in the campaign and in the White House have undergone hour by hour scrutiny to find anything that could be colored into a crime, leaving far behind the original Russia collusion theory as the fake pretext it was.

I’m left wondering just how stupid the Deep Swamp must be if they think they can pull off this heist of a duly elected President in broad daylight without incurring the bloodlust of the millions of Americans who voted for Trump and continue to support him?

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PS What’s the latest on the Seth Rich murder investigation?

No leads?

HOW CONVENIENT

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Woman Successfully Sues Dating Agency Over ‘Lack Of Men’

Tereza Burki was awarded $23,000 in damages for ‘deceit’ and ‘distress’.

A woman seeking a wealthy boyfriend has won £3,100 ($A23,000) in damages after an elite dating agency failed to introduce her to “possibly the man of my dreams, the father of my child”.

The High Court ruled Tereza Burki, a businesswoman living in London, was misled and deceived by dating agency Seventy Thirty about it’s “exclusive” membership, the Guardianreports.

The 47-year-old mother of three approached the dating service in 2013 in pursuit of a new partner, however, Judge Richard Parkes noted, her requirements were “not modest”.

She wanted a “sophisticated gentleman”, ideally working in finance and leading a “wealthy lifestyle”. He must also be “open to travelling internationally”. Plus, most importantly, he must be willing to have more children (she’s always wanted four).

As is usually the case with these tragic tales of bitterbitch lament, a much…clearer…understanding of the transactional dynamics motivating the complainant’s accusation is had with a glance at the glowing gal’s photo:

Three questions come to mind:

Have aging single mommies always been this delusional?

If not, what changed in the aging single mommy extended universe to lead them marching straight into the abyss of self-delusion?

If so, what culture constraints in the past helped to keep a lid on aging single mommy delusion?

Naturally, this being Clown World, she won her lawsuit.

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williamk comments,

Those who seek status but can’t attain it through the settled order of Nature must seek to negotiate their status through whatever is its perceived arbiter. Their resulting character is a function then of the culture and who doles out status. Some cultures will produce nuns, others will give Guardian bylines and court payouts to delusional hags. Is it six of one, half dozen of the other? Not from my vantage point.

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key keys in on the core conceit,

always wants the one kid with new sucker to lock in sprog support

busted timeline of xer retarded plan led to this legal tantrum

Gives new meaning to the term ‘anchor baby’.

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Max Woke quips,

I’m sensing a sexual assault charge in this weasel’s future.

His accuser will be the boybody slut standing to his left, while he will wish his accuser was the redeemable redhead two slores down.

If you barged through that herpes wall, groping everything in your path on the way through, would they even have grounds to complain? You’re self-avowed sluts, what’s the problem?

(i only partly keed, because it takes two to tango, and if women want to be treated like porcelain objects no man shall brush against then women have to fulfill their end of the deal and not walk around in camel toe shorts baring their floppy tits while demanding white knight protection and lesser males to avert their gaze on punishment of psychological castration.)

Male chivalry doesn’t exist in a vacuum. One sex’s duty requires the other sex’s duty.

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A reader took some snapshots of banners at a construction site advertising the arrival of a new “””church””” in the black heart of the shitswamp. I had to post these pics for everyone because if you’ve never dry-heaved through gales of laughter, then you haven’t lived.

Hey, man, I was in DC and saw this new church going up. The signs are so lulzy I took pictures for you. This was in the whitest and gayest neighborhood in the city (I saw more trannies than blacks). Libs are finally getting religion LOL!

Jesus hated the (((moneychangers))) enough to whip them with a fury.

 

I would pay good money to watch one mighty shitlord go to the inaugural service holding a giant placard of the White-black IQ bell curves and shouting “SCIENCE is real, bitches!”.

Yeah, Jesus is face-palming alright, but it’s not for the reasons given by this Parish of Poz.

Leave it to the forces of phaggotry to corrupt everything they touch. There’s nothing Godly about this abomination; it’s humiliation porn for the heretic hunters, designed to allow effete swampscum to lord it over BadWhites, and if it requires dunking Christianity into a GRIDs-bath to pull out a demonic facsimile that might as well be called Fistianity, then they’ll do it.

I predict this “””church””” will have capacity crowds — for one week, after which the congregation will shrink to a trickle, leaving the developers deep in debt despite the tax exemptions, and begging leftoid organizations for funding to stay afloat, after which it will be converted into a gay nightclub. Won’t hardly be noticed by anyone, since the “services” will no doubt be the equivalent of gay orgies.

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Chris unearths the foul odor coming from the rectalry of this place of whoreship,

A quick look at their website shows that that church is run by a couple of queers.

The “Priest in Charge” with his Dom:

Physiognomy status: GAYPEDOFACE

Someone preemptively alert child protective services.

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Everything wrong with America in one snapshot.

Vagina dominator adds,

This is from a blog someone here (thanks) linked to called Dating Data where the woman in this picture produces her dating data like some autist from fourchan.

Questions:

1) Which one looks like a Predator and which one looks like Prey? Shouldn’t the man be the scarier looking one?

2) On the 10-scale, what is her number? Can she even be found on a female scale?

3) How big is her clit? Compared to one of your fingers, a dick, or a salami, for example.

4) Is it alright if we let the naggers have her or could that produce something unpredictably dangerous?

I’ve argued that a reversing sexual polarity is both a sign and an accelerant of civilizational decline. If we accept the premise that men vary from low to high T (or from lsmv to hsmv), and women vary from low to high E (or from lsmv to hsmv), then there are four ways men and women can match up:

  1. low T male with low E female
  2. low T male with high E female
  3. high T male with high E female
  4. high T male with low E female

The most stable relationship match is high T male with high E female. The sexual polarity is aligned for maximal attraction, as the God of Biomechanics ordains it.

The least stable relationship match is high T male with low E female. A man with options will scour for alternatives without a second wasted on guilt if he is somehow in the situation of dating a fat chick or a broad-shouldered feminist. Here, the sexual polarity wobbles on its axis, as attraction over time will run in one direction only (girl -> man).

The next least stable match is low T male with high E female. This relationship can work for a while if the low T male has compensatory attractiveness traits, such as wealth or charm. But his womanly disposition, “I’m With Her” mentality, and puffy soybody will put off hot babes who can get the whole package. As above, the sexual polarity wobbles, attraction running generally man -> girl.

Where it gets interesting is the low T male-low E female matches, which are increasing in frequency in our late stage weakening culture. This is the union of two lsmv losers who have essentially switched sexual polarities, the man being more like the woman and the woman more like the man, as exemplified in the above two photos. The low T male + low E female is also known as The Fuggernaut. Paradoxically, although this relationship is marked by reversed sexual polarity, it can often be stable (although not as stable as a properly aligned sexual polarity one would see with a high T man + high E woman). Its stability is a function of there being a begrudging acceptance that neither party will do better, and although reversed, the polarity does possess a weak attraction force. Low E women sometimes need the effeminate nurturing of a low T man, and low T men sometimes needs a rock-jawed ballcutter to be aggressive and lead them to unwhispered pleasures of the disfigured flesh.

In the long view, however, this last relationship match-up is deadly toxic to a healthy civilization, for it brings with it unseemly baggage like cuckoldry, slut pride, the relinquishment of paternity certainty as a founding principle of committed relationships, loss of male dignity, open borders cheerleading, pussyhat degeneracy, and infertility (crooked sperm and ossified cyst-splattered wombs don’t combine to be fruitful and multiply).

hsmv men + hsmv women bring good times
good times bring lsmv men + lsmv women
lsmv men + lsmv women bring hard times
hard times bring hsmv men + hsmv women

*hsmv = high sexual market value
*lsmv = low sexual market value

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This smarmy beanpole. The shivlords at MPC had some choice commentary. (scroll through the thread) My favorites:

The only thing missing from Comey’s tweet is a smarmy, self-serving Scripture quote. Watching this twerp present himself as a martyr is beyond galling. Well, it will make his eventual imprisonment (a accompanied by savage Trump tweets) all the sweeter.

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This is soy in human form, the bugman in a fully developed skinny fat stage.

Notice the slumped shoulders and head leaning forward, the posture of a muscle-less man. Chickens have skinny necks – how are they killed by predators or farmers? By snapping their necks. Further, you see his stomach protruding in sync with the head. His core strength, despite his large frame, leaves much to be desired. And the most glaring trait of his lack of physical strength is his flat ass. Strength begins in the core, hips and glutes. It doesn’t take a homo to notice when a man has average strength. This bugman has nothing to show for such a large frame. He is pathetic. Add to it that he’s a mewling fag like everyone else has hilariously noted, this clown wouldn’t last two seconds in the Road War.

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I’m sure part of his plan to rehabilitate his image has a team of millennial jews or some other kinds of f****ts to curate his social media presence for maximum compensatory effect. Comey seems to know that he is super-f**ked, these gay theatrics make that certain

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And here we see a deep state creature exposed in the open, weary of predators, seeking its natural habitat, the curtain to hide behind at a moments notice.

PS Phony Comey lies:

PPS this looks INCREDIBLY BAD for the FBI:

Editing testimony from interrogations is pretty much the worst possible thing FBI officials could do, outside of actually ordering hits on people (or on Trump). If true (and I’ve no reason to doubt it based on the past two years of Deep State perfidy), then so many heads are gonna roll at the FBI that the organization could very well be disbanded under Trump’s reign. Call it…Ruby Ridge’s Revenge.

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