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LOL. Reminder that Egghead McTraitor is a hysterically overwrought NeverTrumper and BIG FAN of the Derp State.

And yellowfang bint Louise Mensch? She’s a paranoid NeverTrumper Russophobe, former roadie whore, and self-confessed drug addict suffering mental illness. Oh, and she was a (((conservative MP))) in the Caliphate (aka Britain). LOL again!

George Pasha obviously hit pay dirt, because Twatter shitlib censors were quick to shoah his account.

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This dam is bursting and very few shitlibs have the faintest idea of the torrent of cleansing water rushing toward their super zip biodomes.

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There are friendzonings so cold that men reading about them from hundreds of galactic zones away can feel the chill in their bones.

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I’ve seen masterful vivisections of orbiters before, but this LJBF scalpel removed the fool beta’s id and placed it outside to sizzle under the hot sun. One might say our Good Christian Girl crucified Daniel’s upstart apostolic lurch.

Note that this beta orbiter is not gay. If he was, the girl would not feel compelled to append a brutally perfunctory #stillsingletho tag to her post; if the beta was gay, she would know all her friends know that he’s gay and the tag would make no sense. This was specifically a tag intended to remind both the orbiter and any real men reading that her pussy is OFF-LIMITS to the orbiter and IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE to any man with the BALLS to JUST SAY NO to the friendzone.

I hereby declare Still Single Tho Girl to be the female equivalent of Skittles Man, Nah Man, and Bring The Movies guy. She takes emotional fulfillment from a hapless dopey beta male orbiter without giving an ounce of her sexual fulfillment in return, just as Skittles Man takes sexual fulfillment from his hapless smitten girlfriends without giving an ounce of his emotional fulfillment to them. Well OK, he gives about 12 ounces….of Skittles.

Incels and insols are not the loneliest people in the world. That distinction belongs to the friendzoned beta orbiter whose romantic loneliness is compounded by the excruciating juxtaposition of the physical and emotional nearness of his oneitis with the cosmic immensity of her sexual remoteness.

There is no loneliness worse than the tortured loneliness.

I have a powerful message for lovelorn beta male orbiters stuck in the gravitational pull of the friendzone black hole: Paying a hooker for sex is more dignified than pretending to enjoy being blue-balled by your cold-hearted lust object.

(“Why cold-hearted?”, asks the pleb. I’ll tell you why. Because EVERY chick wielding the power of the friendzone knows EXACTLY what her emotional tampon wants from her, and yet #ShePersists in draining her sexually thwarted beta buddyboy of the last drops of his dignity and often while feeding him just enough morsels of hope to keep him tagging around in asexual limbo and giving her what she wants from him….which in this case is Top Golf, dinner, flowers, ice cream, and horseback riding. The horse was her sexual outlet. Cucked by a horse!)

Recall an ancient CH maxim: Sexless resource extraction is the female version of the uncommitted sexual extraction practiced by alpha males.

If after our unconscionably stoic beta sucker Daniel gets his head straight upon blowing his load in a hooker’s strait, he can go here to read about methods for curing his oneitis, and thus releasing himself from the souldeath of the friendzone.

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A beautiful, tragicomic shiv that exposes the diseased vitals of White Western woman. She spreads her…love…for any ingrate who will have it while fighting for the death of her posterity.

We’ve left Clown World behind for a more thrilling attraction: the Culling Fields.

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This video mash-up has earned the coveted Chateau Heartiste Shiv of the Week. The shiv is a phallic symbol assaulting Ashley Judd’s “bloody woman parts”. Tbh she hasn’t had that much action since her husband dumped her childless, crazy old lady ass back in 2013.

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There are posts buried in the CH archives discussing the phenomenon of sexual polarity and its importance to relationship health. Masculine men match well with feminine women. Yin and yang. Quim and wang.

What about gender oddities like feminine men and masculine women? The Law of Sexual Polarity — or what some have called the Law of Gender Conservation — states that the masculine and feminine must balance out in any relationship, in whichever sex those essences are primarily contained. So that means feminine men match well with masculine women. And if you’ve seen the wedding photos of Jezebel manjaws and their shlubby, uptalking, no-T, chinless beta hubbies, you’ll respect the perspicacity of the Law of Gender Conservation.

Which brings us to John Scalzi. If you wonder why I shiv this magnificent mangina so hard, you need look no further than the reason for his internet fame: a craven, dorky, shitlib virtue signaling post on his inane Whatever blog that likened Whiteness to playing at the lowest difficulty setting on a video game.

This lumpy hypocritical doughgoon who lives in a 98% White town deserves every bit of contempt coming his way. He is the androgynous embodiment of everything that is physically and psychologically deformed in the White leftoid race.

With that as context, Scalzi’s marriage — which he loves to boast about on Twatter, always (naturally) casting himself in the egregiously self-deprecating role of the anhedonic willfully emasculated doofus beta bitchboy raising an empowered feminist daughter and licking the boots of his warrioress wife — is revealed to be the PERFECT example of the Law of Gender Conservation in action.

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CAPSLOCK HUSTLA nails this smug phaggot nerdo to the wall:

SCALZI PROVIDES EXAMPLE # AD INFINITUM FOR THE LAW OF GENDER CONSERVATION: IN EVERY COUPLE, ΣMASCULINITY = ΣFEMININITY.

Did he marry the love child of the Refrigerator and the Mountain? But for real…

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME

you find a quisling White mangina begging for acceptance into the Amanjaw Marcuntte man-hating club, there’s a she-ggoth glowering over him.

Cerebral scalzied is filth. His brand of contemptible cowardly virtue whoring self-neutering is emblematic of the shitlib mind rot that’s sweeping through the White West. It’s good to call him out as the pathetic whipped cur he is, putting not just him on notice, but any other impressionable Whitelings who may be tempted to comfortable prostration by his sickly siren call.

These degenerated freaks have only just begun to feel the crunch of the Fourth Turning grinding its gears into motion.

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You know what’s better than realtalking and taunting celebrities online to the point of apoplexy? Doing it to their faces!

A recent Tweetstorm from two Silicon Valley actors:

Shitlibs are always “stunned” when their insular bubble is gleefully popped by a zero fucks given shitlord. There’s gonna be a lot more stunning to come, Kumail, so get ready!

Soon, there will be no place left to run, Cuckmail. Our shitlord army descends upon your safe spaces. Of course, you will always have that one safe space left to go to: your ancestral homeland. Think about it.

When the peaceful hipsters have had enough of your cucky weak white shit, you know it’s Morning in Trumperica.

AHAHA. Is this tweet from Pman? “Moshe Kasher”.

100% TRUEFACT

PS RAMZPAUL redpilled the anti-White fruit cups at NPR. DEFUND NPR

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There have been many golden stumpings over this past year, and now you can add George Shitlibopoulos to the long list of Trump’s victims.

Trump has earned a Shiv of the Week, bringing his total haul to something like…oh…1,488 shiv trophies.

Pay close attention to Staphinfection’s physical reaction to Trump’s shiv. His arm crosses his lap and he visibly winces and swallows hard, almost as if he had taken a real shiv to the gut. This is CLASSIC beta male defensive posturing when under attack by a superior male (or a sassy girl).

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On the subject of Trump, it’s important to know that his shivs are just one facet of his character; the man also has a heart, as evidenced in this video outtake from The Apprentice, where he chastises a White man for calling himself “white trash”. Although these reality shows are largely scripted, Trump’s disgust with the man’s self-abasement sounds sincere to my ears. I think it is a glimpse of Trump’s implicit love for his race, and his contempt for those who would denigrate his racial heritage.

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FYI take this for what it is, but a reader who claims to be an insider with the RNC emailed CH to say that the “monster vote” is real and it’s coming, it’s mostly composed of registered Independents and first-time voters, and that “the media will be shell-shocked by Trump’s vote surge on Nov 8”. The email was sent before today’s FBI news broke.

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