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Heh. What’s the word to describe this kind of rank hypocrisy pushed onto a gullible public with almost insane zeal….. what is it……

ah yes…. CHUTZPAH.

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Straight from the hillary lapdog’s mouth (courtesy of WikiLeaks):


I met a hack from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and cankled legs of jelly
fall in the van. . . . Near them, on the ground,
One half a pair of sensible shoes lies, whose owner,
And haggard face, and sneer of smug hubris,
Tell that its sculptor, Lucifer, well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on this Parkinson’s body,
The hand that loved Huma’s thatch, and the heart that died;
And on the woman card, these words appear:
My name is Hillary, Queen of Queens;
Look on my vagina, ye Deplorables, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the corruption
Of that sinister Wreck, boundless and bare
The zero integrity hacks toil in her service.”


I have become hack, destroyer of truth.


PS Clinton News Network gets blown the fuck out by an angry mob:


PPS wow looks like hypocritical shitlibs agree with Trump that the system is rigged!

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“Silicon Valley Stalker” has a nice ring. It would make a fine name for a movie about an unaccountable tech oligarch trying to find and take out a dissident freethinker who is planting the seeds of revolution against the old order that has been so good to the oligarchy.

It appears yer ‘umble Chateau retreat from clown world has a stalker residing in Silicon Valley. A steady trickle of emails from EmailSherlock.com helpfully warn:

Hi Thecrimsonarts@gmail.com,

Someone from Mountain View, CA, United States searched your email and found your social media profile(s).

Editor’s note: CH has no social media profiles other than this blog and the now-silenced “shitposter formerly known as Chateau Emissary” Twatter account. As you can see, for good reason.

Readers are welcome to guess who is the Chateau stalker behind the shitlib curtain. SerGAY Brin? Tim Cook? Bachmanity?

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Tim Wise proves that bullying has a place in the social order, (namely, cleansing society of degenerate filth).

If you’re not familiar with Tim Wise and his oeuvre, a primer: He’s a hateful little pansy who spews noxious anti-White vitriol on his Twatter and at colleges where he’s paid by leftoid faculty to give speeches to a handful of sympatico human dregs. Oh, and his last place of residence was in a neighborhood that is 97% White. (He claims he has since moved to a more diverse neighborhood, but mysteriously no record of his new address exists.)

Now that you know about Tim Wise and his contributions to humanity, enjoy this meltdown he experienced after he was bullied to tears on Twatter by Shitgoyim. (via)


“steroids and 4chan” Yeah, not getting the insult. A swoke bullycider is better than being a flabby leprechaun with a face made for taking spermloads from his wife’s bull.

“dude bros” Do these goony nancyboys all write from the same Spunk & Anti-White stylebook? John Scalzied loves that term as well. He ejaculates it every time a shitlord points out his effeminacy.

One thing you never miss in an anti-White’s rantings is the psychological projection. “Sociopath” describes Timmy Wise pretty well; he makes his money preaching the evils of Whiteness while he makes damn sure he’s surrounded by Whiteness in his daily life.

Then there’s the cowardly skirt-clutching appeals to the AUTHORITAAAAAAHS to “take down” his Twatter tormentors. He has all your IPs! And connections!

But you meet this shitstain IRL and I bet he runs like the yellow-bellied cur he is.

Related: Video of the German Parliament voting down a proposal to “ensure the continuation of the German people”.

Doubleplusrelated: Video from Germany of the aftermath of a mass brawl involving syrian refugees that coated an apartment hallway in blood.

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Reader TLM shares a vivid memory of a cuckryan in his group of friends who cuckryaned them all out of easy lays.

There’s always a Ryan type in every male group of friends until the group shuns them out of coming around anymore. My buddy was banging this chick once in our apartment and his girlfriend showed up. She kept pounding (pun intended) on his door while he was stuck in their with the other chick with no where to go. So one of the guys in our group (we had all come back with girls except him) starts helping my buddy’s girlfriend try and pick the bedroom lock (Those cheap apartment locks can be picked with a bobby pin). Now my buddy is naked holding the door closed while this guy is white knighting the shit out of the situation. So the girlfriend storms off. The chick my buddy was screwing around with is wigged out and wants to leave. She takes her friends that the rest of us are screwing around with, with her. And there we all are at 2AM with a bunch of blue balls because the weak guy in our group couldn’t pull down any trim and had to ruin it for the rest of it. I believe my buddy and him went at it the next day.

This is the kind of guy Ryan is. His father should have drowned him in a river when he was an infant. What a fag.

I have similar stories. It goes to show that all it takes is one cuckryan white knight toolbag to screw it up for all the cool dudes.

“damn, I coulda had that chick but Herb fuckin’ cuckryaned me when he asked her if she was sober enough to give consent.”

“cuckryans man, they’re the worst. you gotta learn how to neutralize a cuckryan.”

“oh yeah? how?”

“if the cuckryan is part of your squad you gotta tool him in front of the girl. say to her, ‘this is my dorky friend Herb. go easy on him he has a knack for blowing up good times’.”


“if the cuckryan isn’t your friend, you befriend him and keep him happy for a little while, then when the timing’s right tell the girl that the cuckryan and her are a perfect match, they look like they’re really in love. she’ll deny so hard the cuckryan will have to walk away in shame.”

“damn man you should charge for this.”

The OC (original cuckryan), PAUL RYAN, white knights for thecunt and prepares to screw America out of an easy greatness close. It’s time to SHAME him out of public life.

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You’ve gotta hand it to Drudge. The man (or his team) know how to wield the imagery and lede shivs. Drudge has a knack for choosing the perfect photo to accompany the main story.

Above the headline “PUSSY-WHIPPED” is this candid shot of cuckryan:


The lede is hilarious, but the photo is sublime. Yes, you can bet it was chosen because cuckryan looks like he is giving the universal face signal for sucking a dick.

And why not? He’s metaphorically sucked the gay mulatto’s dick so much his mug may as well be frozen in a dicktus rictus.

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The timeline of the released 2005 recording of a private conversation Trump had with Billy Bush in which Trump bantered casually about picking up women, and the subsequent canned and coordinated nature of the responses from the usual GOP establishment cucks (the whole Party as of this writing), lead me to believe thecunt (“hillary clinton” for you new readers) was not the primary operative behind this ambush, (although I believe thecunt campaign worked closely with the GOPe to strategize an ideal time for release of the tape and their responses). It’s likely instead that the BUSH family orchestrated this tawdry distraction from their looting of heritage America. MPCer Hateful Heretic explains,

As I was out blowing my salary on hipster artisanal brunch with my wife, it became to me patently obvious this was a coordinated hit by the GOP, not the Clinton campaign, on the Donald. This is revenge for him calling Jeb Bush a f****t until he cried right on live TV.

Remember, the original plan was to have Jeb run against Hillary. All these people belong to the same social circle, and Democrat loyalists would have been most comfortable with Hillary, who is legitimately disliked by everyone, losing to another Bush. The reverse was the same as well. Hillary-level corruption is something the upper leadership of the GOP knows how to play ball with. As the GOP field expanded, Rubio became Plan B. The Democrats had no Plan B, which is why Bernie’s surprising popularity was met with such panic.

Now, if you believe that Jeb Bush’s cousin had this tape for 11 years, but no one in the family knew about it until yesterday, you’re a half-witted chromosomal aberration who needs a full-time caretaker to help you not piss all over the bathroom every time you’ve gotta go. Of course they knew about it. The original plan was to use this to knock out Trump when he was the last man standing against ¡Jeb!, but it became obvious within about six hours of the primaries actually getting underway that no one was going to vote for George’s uglier, dorkier brother. Li’l Marco imploded immediately afterward, meaning the Bushes’ Plan B also failed.

If you remember the end of the primary, there were a number of articles written about how the GOPe loathed Ted Cruz as much or even more than Donald Trump. By the time we were halfway through the primaries, it was obvious that Trump was the favorite to win with Cruz as a long-shot second. Neither of those two men are people the Bush-Chamber of Commerce complex had any interest in risking the presidency to. Even though Cruz had less of a shot than The Donald, Hillary Clinton is such a toxic, vile witch that neither man was certain to lose on his own. And while Cruz is a craven opportunist, he had a vested political interest in actually implementing at least some of Trump’s agenda that he had co-opted, such as actually securing the border. Plus, Cruz enjoys making leftists and centrists hate him.

No doubt the Bushes had dirt on Cruz, but everyone knows that nothing you have on Cruz is ever going to be as salacious as a good Trump story. That’s why, at the Convention, the GOP moved aggressively to shut down #NeverTrump rules shenanigans, particularly the bit about unbinding delegates, many of whom were Cruz loyalists. There was a risk that they might actually work, Cruz would steal the nomination, and then the Party would be unable to take him down in time to ensure a Clinton victory.

So they moved to block Ted Cruz’s hail Mary pass, ensured Trump’s nomination, and held onto this juicy piece. This has all the appearance of a coordinated hit. The guys expressing their shock and horror are guys who knew Denny Hastert was f**king boys, didn’t think Bawney Fwank’s homo brothel was a big deal, and rented vagina from Deborah Palfrey. Paul Ryan’s endorsement of Trump was half-hearted from the beginning, and Jeb had canned outrage cued up and ready to go. The Republicans rescinding their endorsements are the usual suspects whose voting record shows they would rather have Clinton than Trump in charge even if our guy was still on his first wife, never viewed a porno, and waited until marriage.

I don’t think Ted Cruz was in on it. Ted Cruz isn’t in on things. Cruz is just sitting there, looking like a retard, not knowing what’s going on. If he pulls his endorsement, he’s not going to be let into the GOP Klub 4 Kool Kidz.  If he doesn’t, his legions of Principled Suicide Cultists won’t forgive him. His career is over. I wouldn’t be surprised if the GOPe pushed him into this endorsement specifically so that he’d take maximum collateral damage when they dropped the tape.

The goal isn’t to take out Trump in some quixotic quest to win with a True Conservative in 2020. That’s #NeverTrump-level retardation, and the Bushes aren’t retards. The goal is to stop saboteurs from f**king up this global world order they think they’re just a few boatloads of Somali rapefugees away from perfecting, an order they want to be on top of regardless of which party wins.

There isn’t enough [REDACTED. HI NSA!] in the world for these scummy, back-stabbing GOPe cucks and their globohomo Bezosian paymasters. God willing Americans wake up soon to the malevolent machinations of the GOPe traitors, and swallow the Vengeance Pill so that they are steeled for the necessary job ahead. Please clap (for the gallows).

An alternative (or perhaps complementary) theory is that thecunt campaign first got hold of the tape and then informed the GOPe they were running with it, to which the GOPe happily cosigned seeing an opportunity to take down Trump. This theory assumes that yesterday’s WikiLeaks dump of thecunt’s Goldman Sachs speeches influenced the campaign’s timing of the tape release. They were probably aiming to release it closer to election day (to maximize its gotcha power) but WikiLeaks happened and they had to rush the release to distract from that very bad news for thecunt (and ofc the media shills are dutifully falling in line with this plan).

CH commenter hitrestart1 adds,

Ryan scheduled the rally with Trump only after he found out about the audio. He colluded with the Dems and media to ambush Trump with this audio, then publicly revoke the invitation in an effort to humiliate Trump.

I’d curse your soul if you had one, Ryan.

The good news is that no matter how much you corrupt traitors plot and collude you STILL can’t take Teflon Don out.


PS The Wall Street Journal for Endless H-1B Visas confirms that the “pussygrab” tape was an inside hit job by GOP establishment cucks looking to deep-six The Trumpening and siphon money from his campaign. This is clarifying. Better to have our enemies shooting us in the front than stabbing us in the back. It wonderfully focuses minds on the scum traitors who have outed themselves.

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