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Is Avenatti a hired stooge to make Trump look good?

From MPC Status Updates (which had to be relayed to me through ten degrees of separation, thx Privateforumman),

President Trump is the only human being on the planet to ever get a refund from a hooker.

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It sure looks like it. (zoomable link)

Avenatti locked his Twatter account following this revelation. Has 4chan pulled off its greatest stunt yet? I accuse, you deride.

UPDATE: It’s real!


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The late Anthony Bourdain’s girlfriend, Hapsburg ho Asia Argento…

…didn’t wait long to throw the barely cold body of her former lover under the bus when she claimed he was the one who pushed her to make a hush money payout to her underage loverboy. #YouToo?!

Those dead beta males…useful in a pinch when a psychoslag narcissist wants to burnish her public image and shift blame.

Argento, for those who don’t know, was one of the leading wights in the PoundMeToo movement, a first accuser in the Weinstein scandal. Now she’s hoist by her own poontard. And Harvey himself has called her a hypocrite. He may be a sleaze, but he’s not wrong. He was just a sleaze surrounded by sleazy women who enabled his sleaze. Infinite sleazeback loops.

Bourdain is emblematic of so many contextually alpha men who in their souls are still anxious, nipple-latching, outcome-dependent betaboys who can’t or won’t play the playettes. Soulless cunts like Argento feast on these types. And it’s not exactly a one-way street. Bourdain gets to tap ass that a non-famous Bourdain likely never touches.

Bourdain killed himself because he was distraught that his lover Asia Argento was a serial cheater who was probably cheating on him with 17yo boys. Bourdain’s Pain is existential; a tragic figure who didn’t fly too close to the sun…he flew straight into it. Happily. Suicidally.

It’s just another dreary dispatch from Clown World.

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Clown World keeps delivering.

American Couple Believing ‘Evil Is A Make-Believe Concept’ Bike Through Territory Near Afghan Border. ISIS Stabs Them To Death.

A young American couple who took a year-long bike trip around the world, believing that evil was a make-believe concept, took a fatal route in Tajikistan near the Afghan border, where alleged ISIS terrorists stabbed them to death.

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, 29, quit their jobs last year in order to make their trip. Austin was a vegan who worked for the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development; Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown University admissions office.

Can shitlib self-parody implode into an astronomical singularity?

While in Morocco, Austin wrote:

You watch the news and you read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place. People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil. People are axe murderers and monsters and worse.

I don’t buy it. Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own—it’s easier to dismiss an opinion as abhorrent than strive to understand it. Badness exists, sure, but even that’s quite rare. By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind. No greater revelation has come from our journey than this.

Inner Hajnal shitlib Whites have a problem reconciling the existence of evil in the world because the fact is that, at least by Western White society standards, evil disproportionately exists in nonWhite and nonWestern societies. So instead of accepting the premise of banal, routine nonWhite evil, shitlibs prefer to deny the existence of evil altogether. Or play games of sophistry and redefine evil as “badness” (as if differences of degree and kind don’t matter).

White shitlibs also have a problem with the logical concept of mutual inclusion. Goodness, kindness, and generosity of spirit can exist alongside evil. The existence of the former does not refute the existence of the latter.

And reader PA had a thing or two to say about how nonWhite hosts can be quite gracious to guests they know will be leaving their land soon, and that this graciousness misleads gullibly naive shitlib Whites to believe the rest of the world is as nice as they are (except to BadWhites).

It’s all so grating, the mix of condescension, sanctimony, paternalism, and callowness of the typical modren shitlib. “People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted” What narrative? The one your people control? And, sorry to tell ya (which you know now in your travels through the illimitable void), some groups of people really are less trustworthy than other groups of people. “we’ve invented” Who’s “we”, kemosoyboy? “to deal with the complexities of fellow humans” Describe those complexities. You mean like, stabbing foreign travelers to death at the side of the road? “it’s easier to dismiss an opinion as abhorrent” Yes, everyone the shitlib disagrees with is an ignoramus. “than strive to understand it.” The shitlib is so understanding, you should listen to him.

Austin also had some contemptuous words for President Trump:

Apparently Jay Austin thought there was evil in the world, in the form of President Trump.

Then, on July 29, 2018, as they were riding their bikes with two other cyclists in Tajikistan, five men exited their car and stabbed all the bicyclists to death.

grainy cellphone clip recorded by a driver shows what happened next: The men’s Daewoo sedan passes the cyclists and then makes a sharp U-turn. It doubles back, and aims directly for the bikers, ramming into them and lurching over their fallen forms. In all, four people were killed: Mr. Austin, Ms. Geoghegan and cyclists from Switzerland and the Netherlands. Two days later, the Islamic State released a video showing five men it identified as the attackers, sitting before the ISIS flag. They face the camera and make a vow: to kill “disbelievers.”

I don’t believe these two cotton-headed dopey universalists deserved it…but they didn’t not deserve it. I hate their killers — evil personified — but I also hate the ideology of powerlessness and wishful thinking that enabled their victimization and the victimization of anyone who may be beguiled by their, yes, evil race-blind kumbaya beliefs.

The story screams out for a physiognomy reveal:

Crikey, the manjaw on that bish. If you shaved his beard and covered the top half of their faces, would you be able to tell who was the man and who was the woman? Who knew vegetarianism could grow such a mandible?

PS This timeline is unbeatable.

Mayor to female commissioner: You make a living off anal bleaching. It’s a PoundMeToo moment, she says

A Gabber quips, “I’ve noticed there is no denial of butthole bleaching.”

PPS More timelineliness:

SHOCK: The Catholic Church has a Big Homo Problem Again

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lmao look at this mewlers’ row of ugs, fugs, bugs, and gaypedofaced soys. These are the in-house emojis of Apple’s corporate executives. Jony Ive is in the first row, second from left.

Half of these androgynes have sanpaku eyes. (Whites of the eyes showing on the bottom = drunken addict-prone degenerate. Whites of the eyes showing on the top = sociopath.)

It really amazes that our globohomo overlords are such creepy looking untermensch. Now that the curtain is pulled back on The Great Poz, we are free to mock them mercilessly until a better class of men replaces them.

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Sacha Baron Cohen disguises himself as caricatures of people who come from groups he and his tribe despise, in order to dupe unsuspecting marks to reveal their Inner Bigot. That’s his schtick. It was pretty funny in Borat, (a movie that tellingly was far more light-hearted than his later output), but it’s been downhill since for his career as the full fury of his jewish hatred for the goyische kopf ripens and manifests in his movies in lockstep with his growing arrogance.

But now, it’s hard to laugh at Borat knowing that it percolates with Cohen’s jewish predilection to mock and humiliate Gentile Slavs (Kazakhs –> Cossacks). Once you’ve seen the blood-libel slicked gears of the Matzo Machine, you tend not to appreciate the assembly-line product as much.

His latest output is a Soytime series called Who Is America?, and unsurprisingly he spends most of the show posing as a flyover rube and luring trusting Heritage Americans and Trump voters into embarrassing interviews meant to confirm his (and his shitlib audience’s) preexisting prejudices. As if there wasn’t already a shrinking market in European Christendom for that brand of hostile jewish humor.

Interestingly, there was one Celtic-Aryan Übergoy who didn’t fall into COHEN’s trap:

Pretty obvious why Cohen doesn’t like Trump. Trump schooled Cohen badly in the Ali G sit down. The goyish kop schtick backfired and blew off Cohen’s dick.

Then Trump went and stomped every powerful Jew in America and Israel on his way to the oval office. The amount of Jewish cash, energy, and brain power that went into blocking Trump was off the charts. And still Trump prevailed.

Cohen would have to be a man of virtue and character to salute the weird greatness that is Trump. Instead Cohen is a nasty, hostile in-group warrior personality. He himself is the archetypal provincial bigot with the narrow worldview that he relentlessly hunts in his films.

In his films Cohen desperately seeks confirmation that everyone else is secretly as mean-spirited and bigoted as he is.

No wonder Cohen hates Trump, the one goy who didn’t roll over and take the shoffir up his ass with a polite cucksmile. “Trump is Great Warlord? Is not so niiiiice!”

Jewish psychological projection is so profound, conspicuous, and ubiquitous it ought to have its own DSM entry.

Cohen will learn like so many of his increasingly deranged and hysterical kind that it’s a new day in Trumperica, and the tool is no longer the naive heartland goy. It’s himself. The only mean-spirited, bigoted asshole in Who Is America? is a very un-American, bitterly resentful guest. An ingrate.

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Here we learn what happens when you try a very risky trust fall into a low-trust crowd:

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How do the French say SEND IT? @samsarmy

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Correction: How do the “French” say SEND IT?

Or, as a commenter put it:

Depends, what African tribal dialect are you asking about?

Heh heh heh.

This happened in “France”, during the riots in the wake of their Cantina Cup win. I see a crowd of Africans. I don’t see French. But “égalité”, “fraternité”, or something.

When a high trust people must mix with a low trust people, the high trust people lose. Naivete and gullibility are poor survival traits.

I can’t make out the race of the jumper, but if he’s a trusting White hurling himself into a crowd of indifferent blacks who watch him plummet to his death, then the symbolism would be too perfect.

Racial differences aren’t all about IQ. Behavior matters as well. And behavior, like IQ, is largely innate and heritable.

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