Chicks Dig Alt-Jerks

I’ve resisted turning this blog into a gossip mill, but a juicy titbit hurtled across my wired tin can that I feel impelled to comment on, if for no other reason than that it devilishly and deviously exploits anti-pozz alt-icons to corroborate timeless Chateau maxims. (In this case, “chicks dig jerks“.)

ie it’s all about my ravenous ego.

I won’t mention names, but I’m sure some readers will be able to identify the players without much trouble. Word between the sheets is that a well-known alt-right ladyhawke, a pretty petticoat by any man’s standard, had some kind of illicit romance with physiognomically-approved Based Stickman, the scofflaw 40 year old husband of a waifu and father of an Elliot Rodger who is a hero to the alt-right for bashing antifa skulls in Berkeley and beyond, (ps I approve of his actions as well, though my affiliation with the alt-anything is shall we say, peripheral).

It’s only a rumor, so take it with a dose of skepticism, but it’s a rumor that 4chan maultistes fueled when they found a photo of the smitten minx wearing the morning-after sweater of the smiting sphinx.

Moral of the story: Chicks dig jerks. All kinds of chicks. Left chicks. Right chicks. Indie chicks. Feminist chicks. Fat chicks. Skinny chicks. Lovely chicks. Lovelorn chicks. And yes, alt-right chicks.

Chicks can’t resist that charming jerkboy waving the stick of war over his head and hitting his main squeeze up for tens of thousands in bail money. I say this with no disrespect, only observational wryness. The Based Stickmen of the world get primo pussy, while niceguys who never broke a rule in their lives….don’t.

There is only One greater than the God Emperor and his minions, and His name is the God of Biomechanics. PieceBUH.

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Comey Sent Homey

Trump fired FBI Director and Derp State cog in the Gay Mulatto machine Jim Comey. My first reaction was “It’s about time!”, but now that I’ve had a moment to reflect I think Trump’s timing was perfect. He waited until after the recent Capitol Hill testimony with Clapper, who once again had to admit there was no evidence (with the politicized “yet” implied) of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia, thus giving Trump a handy soundbite reason for the firing.

Trump’s signed dismissal letter to Comey was savage. A most public of public humiliations. It has earned Trump the coveted Shiv of the Week (his first? CH archivists are busy confirming).

LEGENDS OF BRUTALITY. One must appreciate Trump’s secondary shiv slipped between the ventricles of the media-dem grouplove reacharound alliance, where he reminds them that Comey had thrice informed Trump he wasn’t under investigation, before tearing Comey’s heart out by concurring with the DOJ’s judgement of Comey’s ineffectiveness.

This comment from jimbojones had me chuckling,

Comey had to go after his shenanigans over the last 12 months. The only thing Trump should be blamed for is that he didn’t fire Comey earlier. Though a firing this prominent requires political capital – it’s not an easy thing to do.

The Democrats, by the way, are now deeply divided. Half of them think that Trump is profoundly disloyal for firing the man who put him in the White House. And the other half think that Trump is trying to cover up the nefarious and so far invisible Russian intervention. They are, however, united in having forgotten that they all called for Comey’s head last November.

Goodbye, Comey, you freak! I wonder if we will ever know what the hell you were doing. I personally think you didn’t know, either.

I have inside info through let’s say two degrees of acquaintance that Comey is a die-hard shitlib and slavish thecunt lackey. You can bet that had Trump not fired this Creep State operative he would have had to endure eight years of Comey publicly preening about his ongoing Russia investigation and undermining Trump’s agenda every step of the way. In other words, if you want that Trump Wall, Comey had to fall.

Strategically, Trump also waited until he had the gallows rolled in for treasonous scumbag Democreeps to hang themselves with their own rope. For instance, here’s Cryin’ Chuck Schumer (a slithery venomous reptile even by the standards of his ilk) hating Comey before loving Comey.

White House passes out past Schumer statements of no confidence on Comey pic.twitter.com/wsoQJrE870

— Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) May 9, 2017

And that bully went HA HAAW. There’s so much more in this vein. A cottage industry exists of shitlords trawling Twatter for reams of contradicting pronouncements on Comey from Democreeps who hated him before they thought he was an ally giving credence to their Trump Derangement Syndrome.

How bad is the snarklib “who, whom?” inconsistency and hypocrisy? Check this: phaggalicious Colbert’s studio audience initially cheered with approval when Colbert announced Comey’s firing, before realizing they were supposed to boo when Colbert corrected them that Comey had been fired at the behest of AG Sessions. Congratulations, Colbert, your audience is a freak show of emotionally incontinent tards who can’t think for themselves.

Back to Trump, you can bet he’s sitting in a very strong position to make this ballsy move. The Russia stuff was never credible, and Trump knew it. He let the Dems walk out to the edge of insanity with their RUSSIA PUTIN shrieking, and now they’ll only triple down on it, cause what else have they got? The typical Democreep was calling for Comey’s ouster when they were accusing him of throwing the election to Trump, and now they’re Team Comey when they think his dismissal benefits Trump. The normie American will see right through this tribalistic Fake Outrage by the Left.

Trump is setting the stage for another Dem catastrophe in the midterms. Shit is gonna start coming out now about the mulatto’s program of illicit surveillance of Trump and surrogates. The leaks by rank-and-file agents who hated Comey’s partisanship and grandstanding will flow like a river. I expect the DC drama to get much uglier, and there’s no possible resolution that helps the Dems.

Comey’s tenure was doomed in the Trump Era. Just remember what this guy did for the mincing mulatto.

Comey earned his firing on July 5th of last year, when he went along with Loretta Lynch’s fiction that it was up to him to decide whether or not to seek prosecution of Hillary Clinton. That wasn’t his job, and it is not within the scope of the AGs powers to delegate her powers to the FBI director. He was providing political cover for the Obama administration and the Democratic party. Trump was right to fire him. He would have been right to fire him on January 20th.

You don’t kill the snake by grabbing its tail. That only enrages it. You aim for the snakehead. The writhing body will arterially expunge traitorous obamacrats once the head is gone. Trump flexed his power with the firing of Comey, and now he has to get rid of Clintonista #2 at FBI. Once he has his MAGAmen in charge, the swamp-draining will proceed almost automatically.

You know who’s shitting cunt-shaped bricks this morning? Hillary. And possibly the gay mullato xirself. A new sheriff’s coming to town, and he don’t owe the degenerate freak mafia a thing. These two treacherous narcissistic zombies want to keep their ugly mugs in the media, undermining Heritage America at every chance, then they can expect Trump and his new loyal FBI director will make the spotlight uncomfortably hot for them.

Trump is performing a valuable governmental service besides draining the swamp; he’s showing cuckservatives how to win again. And some of them are starting to believe. They feel it, and it feels good; nothing feels better than a hard fight with T levels pumped to maximum fortitude.

PS Anyone remember that Syrian air strike? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Big to-do about nothing. Go choke on your black pills, Trump turncoats.

PPS Here’s video of Putin reacting to the Comey firing by doing what should be the default mode for anyone interacting with the media: humiliating the reporter.

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The Perils Of Nepotism

Trump having his globalist girl daughter Ivanka and Soros-paid son-in-law Jared Kushner part of his Administration, sitting in on meetings, presents an obstacle to the free flow of information, ideas, and strategies that a president needs to perform at his best and to hew to campaign promises.

The calculus is simple: Blood is bond. And the only thing that can unbond blood is other blood. Non-family members of Trump’s team, even if they are close friends and confidants, will find it exceedingly difficult to question or contradict the suggestions of Trump’s family in his company, or even alone with Trump. They will find it difficult for good reason; as judicious as Trump may envision himself, genetic directives will pull him toward family, and away from anyone he perceives as having besmirched his family. If Bannon has the right nationalist-populism ideas, but it clashes with Ivanka’s competing social liberal mushiness, Bannon risks Trump’s wrath or disavowal if he objects to Ivanka’s suggestions at the roundtable. Possibly, he risks the same if he objects in private to Trump, hoping to tactfully skirt the family issue.

I believe that lady lemming liberal Ivanka and globohomoist Jared, by their mere presence, are hamstringing the Bannon-Miller axis and thus sabotaging Trump’s nationalist agenda. It would take a real set of brass ones to tell the boss in so many words his daughter’s idea is stupid and counterproductive. Would you? And if you had the requisite sack size to pull it off, you probably won’t be around for long to pull the same trick twice.

#Melania2024

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MAGA Game Challenge

I have a pickup challenge for CH readers.

Step 1: Go to a bar or other urban SWPL meetingplace where the sexes (female and lefty mangina) mingle in a miasma of expectant carnality, while wearing the iconic red Make America Great Again hat.

Step 2: Wait (not long) for shit tests to roll in. As we all know when you’re getting shit from a girl you’re halfway to the bedroom. Have a friend secretly film your hijinks, or strap a GoPro to your hat and, when asked, explain you’re filming a documentary about the dating scene. Do not joke about this. The more serious you sound, the likelier she’ll believe you are an aspiring artist and if she plays her cards right she just might have a starring role in your world creation.

Step 3: Pass those shit tests with ease utilizing this one simple rhetorical gambit. When a girl sees you and your MAGA hat and makes an accusatory assumption about you, ask her “What’s the matter?”, then inform her you’re just here to make the bar great again. If she’s really indignant, tell her not to be such a buzzkill. (If you’re lucky and meet a Trumpenstrumpet, say how GREAT it is that you two have found each other in this world of hillary clitlickers.)

Step 4: Proceed to Game the girls for as long as possible, up to and including boudoir threshold crossing. (Don’t switch the GoPro off until she unequivocally demands it.) Keep us all posted on your continued MAGA Game with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ great, yuge, bigly, and MAGA you can get. The Chateau readership (numbering in the gorillions) thanks you for the motivation.

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Fly The Chateau Flag To Victory

A reader who for obvious reasons prefers anonymity asks a favor,

Me and my friends would like to fly a Chateau flag at the next pro Trump Rally. Any suggestions?

Fly the Happy Chateau at a Trump rally? Hoist the Heartiste standard above the battlefield strewn with the crushed egos of antifa?

Absolutely!

A modest suggestion: Use the front page banner of this blog.

Anyone who manages to take a photo or video of the CH flag held high at a Trump rally will earn two distinctions: Shiv of the Week and Shitlord of the Week. If a shitlib faints at the sight of it, or immediately falls to her knees before it to vow fealty, I will add a permalink to the dissident blog of your choosing.

Here’s another CH flag suggestion that will serve the dual purpose of rallying the troops and inviting curious inquiries from women feeling all tingly for reasons they can’t consciously comprehend:

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The Gorsuch Effect

First the Ninth Circuit rules against the ban & now it hits again on sanctuary cities-both ridiculous rulings. See you in the Supreme Court!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2017

Praise Kek, the God Emperor has not betrayed his principles.

(but we here at the chateau will help keep him honest.)

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Battle At Berkeley: Chapman’s Charge

This is glorious. Based Stick Man, Kyle Chapman, leading a charge headlong into a scattering pack of freakazoid antifa dweebs, vanquishing the marxist vermin one and all. Cinco Jotas has a great write-up on the incident here.

This really belongs on the upcoming Welcome Back, America blog. Watching this inspires me to join the fight and crack antifa skulls. Or maybe I was there? 😉

PS The Maul-Right has the best ideas. Like this one about ending Limited Liability and delivering a death blow to the managerialist state.

PPS TOG objects, on the grounds that fighting back in the streets against antifa plays into the (((alinskyites’))) agenda. I agree more with Cinco Jotas (and similarly with commenter PA) that normal Americans taking to the streets to fight sends the crucial message that the antifa scum don’t and won’t own the public space. Both TOG’s caution and CJ/PA’s call to arms can be heeded; the messages aren’t mutually exclusive. Fight antifa, AND fight the Sorosian agents of chaos. This is a multivariate, multivectorial war of soon-to-be existential proportions, and that means the Maul-Right has to bring ALL its tactics and weapons to bear on the enemy.

PPPS Uh oh! Looks like Berkeley’s mayor, Jesse Arreguin, is a member of BAMN, a far left antifa-supporting group that advocates street violence.

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