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Trump having his globalist girl daughter Ivanka and Soros-paid son-in-law Jared Kushner part of his Administration, sitting in on meetings, presents an obstacle to the free flow of information, ideas, and strategies that a president needs to perform at his best and to hew to campaign promises.

The calculus is simple: Blood is bond. And the only thing that can unbond blood is other blood. Non-family members of Trump’s team, even if they are close friends and confidants, will find it exceedingly difficult to question or contradict the suggestions of Trump’s family in his company, or even alone with Trump. They will find it difficult for good reason; as judicious as Trump may envision himself, genetic directives will pull him toward family, and away from anyone he perceives as having besmirched his family. If Bannon has the right nationalist-populism ideas, but it clashes with Ivanka’s competing social liberal mushiness, Bannon risks Trump’s wrath or disavowal if he objects to Ivanka’s suggestions at the roundtable. Possibly, he risks the same if he objects in private to Trump, hoping to tactfully skirt the family issue.

I believe that lady lemming liberal Ivanka and globohomoist Jared, by their mere presence, are hamstringing the Bannon-Miller axis and thus sabotaging Trump’s nationalist agenda. It would take a real set of brass ones to tell the boss in so many words his daughter’s idea is stupid and counterproductive. Would you? And if you had the requisite sack size to pull it off, you probably won’t be around for long to pull the same trick twice.

#Melania2024

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The Mamas & The Pepes recorded a raw version of my “Globalist Girl” lyrical reinterpretation of the Tom Petty song “American Girl”. Very sing-able! And you’ll enjoy the accompanying slide show.

 

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A reader who for obvious reasons prefers anonymity asks a favor,

Me and my friends would like to fly a Chateau flag at the next pro Trump Rally. Any suggestions?

Fly the Happy Chateau at a Trump rally? Hoist the Heartiste standard above the battlefield strewn with the crushed egos of antifa?

Absolutely!

A modest suggestion: Use the front page banner of this blog.

Anyone who manages to take a photo or video of the CH flag held high at a Trump rally will earn two distinctions: Shiv of the Week and Shitlord of the Week. If a shitlib faints at the sight of it, or immediately falls to her knees before it to vow fealty, I will add a permalink to the dissident blog of your choosing.

Here’s another CH flag suggestion that will serve the dual purpose of rallying the troops and inviting curious inquiries from women feeling all tingly for reasons they can’t consciously comprehend:

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A commenter wrote a while back that Trump or anyone from his inner circle could signal that they secretly vacation at Chateau Heartiste by inconspicuously dropping the word “shiv” somewhere in a tweet or press statement.

WELL

This story comes from the #FakeNews Daily Beast outlet. I will not provide a direct link to them and would counsel readers to take anything written there with a flat of salt.

Steve Bannon Calls Jared Kushner a ‘Cuck’ and ‘Globalist’ Behind His Back

Donald Trump’s chief strategist Stephen Bannon has called the president’s senior advisor and son-in-law Jared Kushner a “cuck” and a “globalist” during a time of high tension between the two top aides, several Trump administration officials told The Daily Beast.

The fighting between Kushner and Bannon has been “nonstop” in recent weeks, according to sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. It’s been an “open secret” that Bannon and Kushner often clash “face-to-face,” according to senior officials.

One official said Bannon has lately complained about Kushner trying to “shiv him and push him out the door” and likened him to a fifth column in the White House.

Now “shiv” isn’t a tremendously uncommon word, but it’s not exactly within most people’s regular lexicon. Yet I’ve been seeing it crop up in the last few months in news stories, and as the preen overcomes me I must insist that this ‘umble realtalk abode (re)popularized the term for a mass alt-audience. My shiv sense is telling me Bannon and/or other close associates of Trump read this blog.

Recently, I lamented on Gab,

Kushner globohomo camp won. Bannon nationalist camp lost. Shakespeare had something to say about this. It was always going to be family that would be the undoing of President Trump.

…in reference to the news about Bannon getting pushed out of White House national security meetings.

This was always my biggest concern: that Trump, his inner circle comprising globohomist New York hyperliberals (both Kushners, Cohn, Powell) and ultrawoke nationalists (Bannon, Miller), would eventually betray his nationalist message for his family. My fears look to have been justified.

Bannon is a self-described “nationalist” and long-time Republican, while Kushner was, until his father-in-law ran for president, a lifelong liberal and a Democratic donor.

ed: it’s in the clan’s blood. and blood type never changes.

“There’s a big fight [going on],” one senior official said. “It’s all about policy. There’s tension [between them] on trade, health care, immigration, taxes, [terrorism]—you name it.” […]

“Steve thinks Jared is worse than a Democrat, basically,” another official close to Bannon said. “[Steve] has a very specific vision for what he believes, and what he shares [ideologically] with Trump. And he has for a long time now seen [Jared] as a major obstacle to achieving that.”

However, it’s clear that Kushner has been expanding his reach and level of influence in Trump’s core circle of advisers, and that the two men are essentially working against one another as they attempt to keep the president’s ear and affections.

“I love a gunfight,” Bannon told his associates and allies since Wednesday, according to Axios.

Heritage America better hope Bannon wins this duel, but it’s not looking good so far. Trump’s loyalty is legendary, and his family will come first always. If his family doesn’t much care for Trump’s populist-nationalism message — the core reason his base supports him — then I’m afraid we’re in for a rough four years as the Jared Wormtongues whisper the equivalent of “America Last”.

If my fears prove misplaced, I’ll retch up all the blackpills I took this week and swear allegiance to the one true Golden Pill.

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Les Saunders, Protestant, provides a springboard from which to ponder the purpose of the Chateau.

Speaking of betatude  – There are two admin bitches in my office, both still relatively young (late 20s), but even at this age you can see the wall rapidly approaching.  Sexy girls but still, their best days are behind them. Doesn’t help that they smoke, either. my office overlooks the entrance of the building so I see everyone arriving to work in the am. I started noticing that when these broads arrive to work, the security guards remove pylons on the street to make room for the girls’ cars in prime parking spots. So basically, the security guards reserve spots for these broads so that they can put on their oversized sunglasses and sling their purses over their forearms and strut 15 feet to the building, their egos laughably and artificially inflated because of some fawning behaviour from a few Average Frustrated Chumps. Why would a man do this, pro forma, day in and day out for these ungrateful bitches?  Do they think they’re going to get laid by doing so? The girls probably didn’t even ask for such treatment, betatude is such an ingrained handicap nowadays that they did it on some subconscious level hoping being “nice” would lead to a reward. Anyways, just makes it easier for me to swoop in while the other guys get more sexually frustrated by the day.

These men have no game, and no understanding, and ominously their kind are proliferating all over America and the West. There is a beta male thirst epidemic sweeping the nation. Symptoms include grinding celibacy, cringing supplication, and fattening unfeminine women who have been released from the need to exert any effort to please men.

There is no single purpose of the Chateau, but if this ‘umble settlement of shiv wielders and soul quenchers has one accomplishment to its name, I hope it will be remembered as the place where BETA MALE THIRST CAME TO DIE and men recovered their masculine, entitled prerogative to grab the pussy of the world.

Reversing the destructive course of BETA MALE THIRST in the nations of once-proud men and their ‘mirin women is a noble cause to which the Chateau would be happy to associate itself.

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This blog has come perilously close to extermination by Big Brother since the Time of the Trumpening dawned over America.

In the past few months, Chateau Heartiste and subsidiaries have been threatened with a WordPress shutdown, a legal injunction, and a Twatter ban.

Exhibit A:

The WordPress SHUTITDOWN threat was delivered just before the 2016 election, but didn’t come to light until recently thanks to a belated forwarding by a freelance Chateau proprietor. A WordPress consigliere (all names redacted to protect the Chateau from further threats of elimination) had informed this ‘umble retreat of realtalk that WordPress had “received several complaints” about the “content of the blog”, specifically the “tone” of the following posts:

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/10/11/election-fraud-its-happening/

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/10/06/this-will-not-end-well/

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/10/07/paul-ryan-worlds-biggest-faggot/

How wude!

WordPress reiterated its commitment to free speech for dissidents, but not without appending a veiled threat of closure in the future, should Chateau house lords prove unwilling to sufficiently neuter the message of this blog.

WordPress.com is deeply committed to free speech and will not take content down just because someone find it offensive or disagrees with the point of view. As such, we are not taking any action at this time.

at this time…..but you’d better watch yourself from here on out!

However, we don’t allow genuine calls for violence or death against individuals or groups to be posted on WordPress.com. Some of your content is approaching that line and we ask that you be aware of our policies to avoid a potential suspension in the future.

“approaching that line”. There’s a lot of legal gray area that can be scoured within those three leetle words to make a permanent exile stick under current TOS.

I reread the above three posts that are the heart of the complaints against CH. There were no calls for violence or death threats. There were the usual allusions to the metaphorical shiv of argument that should be obvious to fair-minded readers from the context in which the allusions are embedded. There were warnings of bad things that could happen on the societal level if the anti-White and anti-free speech Left continued their total war against heritage America. But no direct threats to anyone, under even the loosest and goosiest interpretations of the posts in question.

(The CuckRyan post did contain an image of our favorite reckoning day prop, which can be interpreted as a call to action against an individual (in this case, Ryan), so I removed that image. Wouldn’t want to send the cucks shrieking in terror and waking up in cold sweats every night.)

The WordPress suspension was, in retrospect, narrowly avoided, but the stay of execution came with an implied promise that future complaints from butthurt shitlibs reading this blog would be treated with the utmost seriousness and the terms for suspension greatly attenuated to satisfy the bloodlust of the anti-Chateau complainants.

Exhibit B:

A hilariously censorious and hysterical “legal injunction” to remove some off-topic comments made by Captain Obvious within a thread to a throwaway one-line post that linked a funny status update from MPC.

PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE – TAKE DOWN DEMAND

To Those Who Own and Operate Chateau Heartiste:

I represent [REDACTED]. On June 17, 2016, between 3:09 and 3:22 p.m., you permitted to be posted on your website a series of false, derogatory, and illegal hate messages regarding (((REDACTED))) (the “Posts”). The Posts may be found at this link: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/06/17/americas-epitaph/. Like the majority of the disgusting content on this website, the Posts offend basic human decency and are not protected speech under the First Amendment.

The “Posts” this mewling nancyboy refers to are the comments to the post. The post itself is most certainly protected speech under the First Amendment, and did not reference his “client” in any way.

They are calculated to humiliate my client for no reason other than hate-mongering. Not only are the Posts anti-women and support the most malicious and vile time in human history – the Holocaust – but the basis for the Posts is patently false. [REDACTED] never knew nor examined [REDACTED]; [REDACTED] has admitted that its statement to the contrary was false, and [REDACTED] has been sued for its misconduct.

This message demands that the Posts be taken down immediately. If the Posts are not taken down by 11:30 a.m. EST on February 10, 2017, my client will seek all legal remedies available […], including seeking compensatory damages, punitive damages, and injunctive relief. You should not re-post, correct, or in any manner republish any content referencing [REDACTED]. You should only delete the offensive Posts and do so immediately.

Who needs the headache of defending so trite an issue? I deleted the comments by Captain Obvious. I don’t know if his comments were defamatory or not, and I don’t care. The copyright user agreement clearly states the blog hosts are not responsible for the content of the comments. I just find it funny that a miffed feminist and her male feminist lackey couldn’t just simply request a comment removal (which would have been promptly honored, as has been done for others who’ve nicely requested comment removals for personal reasons) without adding all the extraneous MUH MISOGYNY shitlib shrieking about this blog’s handcrafted paeans to truth and beauty. How very OY VEY.

Govern yourself accordingly.

[REDACTED]

WILL DO, SCHOOLMARM. HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT.

PS I noticed there weren’t any designations of legal authority in the above email. No credentialist suckup letters after the name of the person who wrote and sent the email. All a fake-out? The volatile, over-the-top nature of the email would suggest it.

Exhibit C:

Sadly, the Twatter ban has happened. The Chateau emissary tasked with enlivening the Twatter timelines of so many vapid and trollable shitlibs has been…..disappeared. Apparently, Le Chateau was on a list.

I can’t vouch for the authenticity of this insider information leaked from Twatter headquarters that purports to be a list of Realtalker accounts targeted for extermination.

/pol/ got a hold of this list and publicly posted it. Chateau Emissary (the ambassador of the Chateau Heartiste blog) was listed at number 53 on Twatter’s inverted version of Schindler’s List (those identified and targeted by Twatter for liquidation on the flimsiest possible pretext and at the earliest possible convenience).

twatterlist

CH made the first page! I assume “frequency” refers to the number of butt-chafed shitlib complaints each account received. The list looks a couple of months old, because ChateauEmissary had 12,500 followers on the day of its (likely permanent) suspension.

Some more inside info (you may have to zoom in to read this):

twatterlistinsider

These two near misses and one successful ban point to a larger theme; namely, the methods used by the Leftoid Establishment to silence heretics to their one-world one-race equalism orthodoxy.

The Leftoid Establishment Silencing Protocol utilizes three primary means of manufacturing consent and marginalizing recalcitrants:

  1. customer complaints (often coordinated and delivered en masse by non-customers)
  2. legal threats
  3. liquidation lists

The WordPress warning to CH is a classic case of a corporate entity bowing to pressure from a stream of shitlib complaints with little to no grounding. But this is a tactic for which shitlib SJWs are renowned: mass coordinated complaints that strike suddenly and are intended to make a corporation bend to the social justice warrioresses’ will before all the facts are in and digested. If it could happen to James Watson, it could happen to you.

The “legal injunction” email is another shitlib favorite: threaten baseless legal action in the scariest language possible and hope for instant capitulation. Often, shitlibs who are unsatisfied with the slow pace of legal intervention will resort to taking the law in their own hands by doxxing their foes, or even real-life stalking internet enemies.

Finally, the Twatter ban reveals the shitlib predilection for enemy lists. Shitlibs are sensitive to crimethink and need to know up front who is acceptable reading and who is verboten. They love enemy lists because the lists protect them from stumbling onto triggering words or hatefacts. Better still, they love lists that fall into the hands of sympathetic corporate honchos who can make their exterminationist dreams come true.

Complaints, threats, lists…..these are the swarming tactics of shitlibs. Anonymous Conservative would have a lot to say about the tendency of r-selected liberals to swarm, and how that swarming instinct protects the rabbit warren from powerful, but outnumbered, predators that can be distracted from the focus of their hunt.

Diversity + Proximity (aka Globalization) means censorship of dissident views that might question the GloboHomo tenets. The Shitlib Swarm of Censorship can be defeated, but it requires smarter thinking than what the controlled cuck opposition has given us so far. Think of K-selected species like the wolf; they attack in small packs by cutting off and isolating a prey animal from its stampeding herd. Something similar should apply to social unrest that is headed by massive shitlib signaling herds.

The K-selected shitlords must use their numerically smaller but individually stronger forces to cut a swath through the shitlib swarm; isolate a member of the shitlib herd and hunt it down ruthlessly. Don’t get distracted. Then move on to the next whimpering and weak shitlib that has strayed from the pack and hunt it down. Repeat ad nauseam until the fields are littered with the shredded ego tufts of shitlib fur.

Ignore hazy shitlib complaints while lodging targeted shitlord complaints.

Ignore vacuous shitlib legal threats while lodging pointed shitlord legal threats.

Proudly flaunt shitlib lists while making shitlord lists.

Then rhetorically and politically pick off isolated and surrounded groups of shitlibs by exploiting their natural aversion to loyalty and setting them against each other. Each small loss will quickly compound until the entire rabbit warren is scattered and hopping in every direction for safety.

Undermining the integrity of the shitlib warren in this way is a long haul proposition, but be heartened that a tolerance threshold for being preyed upon exists for shitlibs, beyond which they will fold in unison to a new orthodoxy.

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A very dank social psychology study has found evidence that virtue signaling is real, and is distinct from virtue alone.

Theories that reject the existence of altruism presume that emotional benefits serve as ulterior motives for doing good deeds. These theories argue that even in the absence of material and reputational benefits, individuals reap utility from the feelings associated with doing good. In response to this normative view of altruism, this article examines the descriptive question of whether laypeople penalize emotional prosocial actors. Six studies find that emotion serves as a positive signal of moral character, despite the intrapsychic benefits associated with it. This is true when emotion motivates prosocial behavior (Studies 1, 2, 3, and 5) and when emotion is a positive outcome of prosocial behavior (i.e., “warm glow”; Studies 4, 5, and 6). Emotional actors are considered to be moral because people believe emotion provides an honest and direct signal that the actor feels a genuine concern for others. Consequently, prosocial actors who are motivated by the expectation of emotional rewards are judged differently than prosocial actors who are motivated by other benefits, such as reputational or material rewards (Study 6). These results suggest that laypeople do not view altruism as incompatible with all benefits to the self. (PsycINFO Database Record (c) 2016 APA, all rights reserved)

That’s a lotta 888 academic jargon to say “shitlib virtue signaling is self-serving because it feels good and because the more emotionally incontinent the signaling, the better others judge the signaler’s moral character”.

Virtue signaling isn’t an empty insult; it has teeth (and really gets under the skin of shitlibs accused of it) precisely because virtue signaling provides emotional and reputational rewards to shitlibs with or without attachment to actual virtuous deeds. It’s essentially a feelz and status whoring free lunch, and what post-America NEET can resist that?

It’s why, for example, John Scalzi and Donna Zuckerberg — two notorious antiracism, anti-White virtue signalers — can hypocritically live in 98% White neighborhoods and still enjoy the respect and admiration of a fair number of like-minded anti-White signalers.

But the moral posturing good times are about to end for anti-White leftoids. A small army of meme-generating realtalkers that shocks and awes way above its numbers takes sadistic pleasure in exposing the hypocrisy and double-talk of the virtue signalers, and over time that rising riptide of bad PR will inevitably reduce the emotional rewards of signaling and blur the general public’s faulty perception that sanctimonious anti-White emotionalism is a positive indicator of the signaler’s moral worth.

PS There’s a PUA/Game lesson hidden in this study. I’ll leave identification and discussion of that lesson as an exercise for the reader.

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