How To Spot A Shitlady In The Shitlibistan Wilds

This edition of the Washington Bezos’ “Date Lab” is a rarity; not for the beta male’s crash and burn (all too common) but for the clues in the quotes that reveal a budding shitlady navigating the dating shoals of DC, which next to San Frannie and Minneapolis is the shitlibbiest of shitlibistans.

Policy analyst Adam Staveski, 22, and financial analyst Maddie Csere, also 22, are fresh-faced and fresh out of local colleges, enjoying their first year as D.C. young professionals. We sent them to Maple in Columbia Heights to see if a shared love of running, economics and a laid-back attitude was enough to spark a fresh romance.

Read the story and keep an eye out for a name-drop of an infamous Twatter icon.

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Got it? Ok.

Once you’ve found it, consider that this girl, Maddie, might very well be a female shitlord…a shitlady….and I mean that in the most complimentary way.

Evidence that Maddie is a closet alt-righter:

1. Harambe name drop
2. she’s from rural Michigan (Trumpland)
3. according to her date, she’s able to “look at [political issues] with a lot of nuance”
4. one of Maddie’s deal-breakers is someone who’s “extremely political” (aka a shitlib)

Number 3 is really telling. Any shitlady wading through the bug-eyed hysteria of a major shitlibistan learns to handle the local fauna with savviness and a deft inscrutability. Parroting shitlib insanity is the cheap accommodation; better is to retain one’s dignity by slipping realtalk into the hivemind miasma under cover of plausibly deniable “nuance” to avoid triggering one of the snowflakes into calling for ostracism air support.

And number 4 seals it for me; extreme politicization is the domain of liberals. Conservatives are much less invested in publicly debating politics and the status whoring verbal sparring that goes along with it. When a girl says she wants to avoid “extremely political” dates, she means “liberal male feminists who enjoy buttplay (their own)”.

This chick Maddie is RIPE for the taking by any Trumpentrooper who wants her. Just show up with biceps and a smirk.

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Reader Little Spoon asks,

Can you give them a more attractive name than shitlady? Alt lady? No actually that sounds like some new kind of trans gender. I don’t know. You’re better with words than I am. But going on names alone, leftoid is more becoming than shitlady.

How about shivlady?

Refugee Pimping As A Form Of PUA Peacocking

Is refugee pimping by Western leaders and shitlibs a nation-wide scale-up of the PUA tactic peacocking (aka the handicap principle)?

Peacocking signals to potential mates you are so HSMV you can handle the burden of unneeded impediments. Refugees are unneeded impediments…for Trump-supporting flyovers, because that’s where the Gay Mulatto and the various international adoption Christcuck agencies have been relocating the refugees.

“Refugees Welcome” shitlibs (and their limpwristed leaders) get the reward of peacocking in the vestments of refugee virtue signaling without taking on any of the risk of actually living side by side with hordes of transplanted refugees that they can’t escape from into super zips and electronically gated apartment buildings.

Signaling one’s commitment to welcome refugees, particularly brown non-Christian refugees, is a demonstration of sexual market value by shitlibs who don’t have alternate, more traditional means of advertising their sexual and resource fitness, (through means, for instance, that include physical strength, emotional stability, masculinity, femininity, or yes, even looks).

PS The latest research has discovered that conservatives are, on average, better looking than are liberals.

PPS Yet another Chateau maxim based on real life observation is affirmed by the labcoats: Shitlibbery is the ideology of the ugly, infirm, freakish, and degenerate, whose motivation is driven primarily by a desire to upend normal society and replace it with a dystopian system that is more accommodating of their physical and psychological afflictions.

Justine Truvada Lets Teh Ghey Out

Skip to 13:58 in this 2012 video of a charity boxing match between Prime Menstruator Justine Truvada and Conservative MP Patrick Brazeau for hilarious confirmation that Truvada is a closet case.

Justine is bursting with fruit flavor!

That fight was ridiculous. Were they even trying? Those punches looked like they were thrown at 10% of max power. Trump in his prime could knock out Queen Truvada.

Hey, everyone thank a GAY CANADIAN today for foisting this effete SJW embarrassment on the world stage.

One way Trump could thank Truvada for all normal, healthy men is by calling his bluff.

Trump: “Justine, you say you love refugees and Canada remains open to them, so here’s the deal…we send all our refugees across the border to your hometown. That way, we both win! I keep the refugee riff raff out of my country and you get to moralize about embracing all the refugees stinking up your country. What say you?”

Truvada: “Oooga, thoundth like a plan, big boy!”

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It’s not just Truvada’s politics that provoke the disgust response, bad as his views are. It’s everything about him; his demeanor, his smug phaggy virtue signaling snarkiness, his effeminacy, his lemming-like eagerness to latch onto any vapid shitlib cause du jour and parrot equalism shibboleths to the letter….the man is a cipher for every twisted degenerate SJW perspective on earth, the perfect emblem and final product of the end stage of Western gynecracies.

How The Leftoid Establishment Silences Dissidents

This blog has come perilously close to extermination by Big Brother since the Time of the Trumpening dawned over America.

In the past few months, Chateau Heartiste and subsidiaries have been threatened with a WordPress shutdown, a legal injunction, and a Twatter ban.

Exhibit A:

The WordPress SHUTITDOWN threat was delivered just before the 2016 election, but didn’t come to light until recently thanks to a belated forwarding by a freelance Chateau proprietor. A WordPress consigliere (all names redacted to protect the Chateau from further threats of elimination) had informed this ‘umble retreat of realtalk that WordPress had “received several complaints” about the “content of the blog”, specifically the “tone” of the following posts:

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/10/11/election-fraud-its-happening/

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/10/06/this-will-not-end-well/

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/10/07/paul-ryan-worlds-biggest-faggot/

How wude!

WordPress reiterated its commitment to free speech for dissidents, but not without appending a veiled threat of closure in the future, should Chateau house lords prove unwilling to sufficiently neuter the message of this blog.

WordPress.com is deeply committed to free speech and will not take content down just because someone find it offensive or disagrees with the point of view. As such, we are not taking any action at this time.

at this time…..but you’d better watch yourself from here on out!

However, we don’t allow genuine calls for violence or death against individuals or groups to be posted on WordPress.com. Some of your content is approaching that line and we ask that you be aware of our policies to avoid a potential suspension in the future.

“approaching that line”. There’s a lot of legal gray area that can be scoured within those three leetle words to make a permanent exile stick under current TOS.

I reread the above three posts that are the heart of the complaints against CH. There were no calls for violence or death threats. There were the usual allusions to the metaphorical shiv of argument that should be obvious to fair-minded readers from the context in which the allusions are embedded. There were warnings of bad things that could happen on the societal level if the anti-White and anti-free speech Left continued their total war against heritage America. But no direct threats to anyone, under even the loosest and goosiest interpretations of the posts in question.

(The CuckRyan post did contain an image of our favorite reckoning day prop, which can be interpreted as a call to action against an individual (in this case, Ryan), so I removed that image. Wouldn’t want to send the cucks shrieking in terror and waking up in cold sweats every night.)

The WordPress suspension was, in retrospect, narrowly avoided, but the stay of execution came with an implied promise that future complaints from butthurt shitlibs reading this blog would be treated with the utmost seriousness and the terms for suspension greatly attenuated to satisfy the bloodlust of the anti-Chateau complainants.

Exhibit B:

A hilariously censorious and hysterical “legal injunction” to remove some off-topic comments made by Captain Obvious within a thread to a throwaway one-line post that linked a funny status update from MPC.

PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE – TAKE DOWN DEMAND

To Those Who Own and Operate Chateau Heartiste:

I represent [REDACTED]. On June 17, 2016, between 3:09 and 3:22 p.m., you permitted to be posted on your website a series of false, derogatory, and illegal hate messages regarding (((REDACTED))) (the “Posts”). The Posts may be found at this link: https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/06/17/americas-epitaph/. Like the majority of the disgusting content on this website, the Posts offend basic human decency and are not protected speech under the First Amendment.

The “Posts” this mewling nancyboy refers to are the comments to the post. The post itself is most certainly protected speech under the First Amendment, and did not reference his “client” in any way.

They are calculated to humiliate my client for no reason other than hate-mongering. Not only are the Posts anti-women and support the most malicious and vile time in human history – the Holocaust – but the basis for the Posts is patently false. [REDACTED] never knew nor examined [REDACTED]; [REDACTED] has admitted that its statement to the contrary was false, and [REDACTED] has been sued for its misconduct.

This message demands that the Posts be taken down immediately. If the Posts are not taken down by 11:30 a.m. EST on February 10, 2017, my client will seek all legal remedies available […], including seeking compensatory damages, punitive damages, and injunctive relief. You should not re-post, correct, or in any manner republish any content referencing [REDACTED]. You should only delete the offensive Posts and do so immediately.

Who needs the headache of defending so trite an issue? I deleted the comments by Captain Obvious. I don’t know if his comments were defamatory or not, and I don’t care. The copyright user agreement clearly states the blog hosts are not responsible for the content of the comments. I just find it funny that a miffed feminist and her male feminist lackey couldn’t just simply request a comment removal (which would have been promptly honored, as has been done for others who’ve nicely requested comment removals for personal reasons) without adding all the extraneous MUH MISOGYNY shitlib shrieking about this blog’s handcrafted paeans to truth and beauty. How very OY VEY.

Govern yourself accordingly.

[REDACTED]

WILL DO, SCHOOLMARM. HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR MEAT.

PS I noticed there weren’t any designations of legal authority in the above email. No credentialist suckup letters after the name of the person who wrote and sent the email. All a fake-out? The volatile, over-the-top nature of the email would suggest it.

Exhibit C:

Sadly, the Twatter ban has happened. The Chateau emissary tasked with enlivening the Twatter timelines of so many vapid and trollable shitlibs has been…..disappeared. Apparently, Le Chateau was on a list.

I can’t vouch for the authenticity of this insider information leaked from Twatter headquarters that purports to be a list of Realtalker accounts targeted for extermination.

A list of accounts accused of wrongthink from a @twitter insider. pic.twitter.com/1FUQEOFSaI

— Iris Caldor (@iriscal) February 9, 2017

/pol/ got a hold of this list and publicly posted it. Chateau Emissary (the ambassador of the Chateau Heartiste blog) was listed at number 53 on Twatter’s inverted version of Schindler’s List (those identified and targeted by Twatter for liquidation on the flimsiest possible pretext and at the earliest possible convenience).

CH made the first page! I assume “frequency” refers to the number of butt-chafed shitlib complaints each account received. The list looks a couple of months old, because ChateauEmissary had 12,500 followers on the day of its (likely permanent) suspension.

Some more inside info (you may have to zoom in to read this):

These two near misses and one successful ban point to a larger theme; namely, the methods used by the Leftoid Establishment to silence heretics to their one-world one-race equalism orthodoxy.

The Leftoid Establishment Silencing Protocol utilizes three primary means of manufacturing consent and marginalizing recalcitrants:

1. customer complaints (often coordinated and delivered en masse by non-customers)
2. legal threats
3. liquidation lists

The WordPress warning to CH is a classic case of a corporate entity bowing to pressure from a stream of shitlib complaints with little to no grounding. But this is a tactic for which shitlib SJWs are renowned: mass coordinated complaints that strike suddenly and are intended to make a corporation bend to the social justice warrioresses’ will before all the facts are in and digested. If it could happen to James Watson, it could happen to you.

The “legal injunction” email is another shitlib favorite: threaten baseless legal action in the scariest language possible and hope for instant capitulation. Often, shitlibs who are unsatisfied with the slow pace of legal intervention will resort to taking the law in their own hands by doxxing their foes, or even real-life stalking internet enemies.

Finally, the Twatter ban reveals the shitlib predilection for enemy lists. Shitlibs are sensitive to crimethink and need to know up front who is acceptable reading and who is verboten. They love enemy lists because the lists protect them from stumbling onto triggering words or hatefacts. Better still, they love lists that fall into the hands of sympathetic corporate honchos who can make their exterminationist dreams come true.

Complaints, threats, lists…..these are the swarming tactics of shitlibs. Anonymous Conservative would have a lot to say about the tendency of r-selected liberals to swarm, and how that swarming instinct protects the rabbit warren from powerful, but outnumbered, predators that can be distracted from the focus of their hunt.

Diversity + Proximity (aka Globalization) means censorship of dissident views that might question the GloboHomo tenets. The Shitlib Swarm of Censorship can be defeated, but it requires smarter thinking than what the controlled cuck opposition has given us so far. Think of K-selected species like the wolf; they attack in small packs by cutting off and isolating a prey animal from its stampeding herd. Something similar should apply to social unrest that is headed by massive shitlib signaling herds.

The K-selected shitlords must use their numerically smaller but individually stronger forces to cut a swath through the shitlib swarm; isolate a member of the shitlib herd and hunt it down ruthlessly. Don’t get distracted. Then move on to the next whimpering and weak shitlib that has strayed from the pack and hunt it down. Repeat ad nauseam until the fields are littered with the shredded ego tufts of shitlib fur.

Ignore hazy shitlib complaints while lodging targeted shitlord complaints.

Ignore vacuous shitlib legal threats while lodging pointed shitlord legal threats.

Proudly flaunt shitlib lists while making shitlord lists.

Then rhetorically and politically pick off isolated and surrounded groups of shitlibs by exploiting their natural aversion to loyalty and setting them against each other. Each small loss will quickly compound until the entire rabbit warren is scattered and hopping in every direction for safety.

Undermining the integrity of the shitlib warren in this way is a long haul proposition, but be heartened that a tolerance threshold for being preyed upon exists for shitlibs, beyond which they will fold in unison to a new orthodoxy.

Leftoids Are Tools Of The Deep State

Do leftoids and their antifa schlock troops have any self-awareness at all? Because if they did, they’d recoil at what their “progressive” movement has become: a bought and paid for tool of the Deep State. Their “Fight the Man!” ilk used to revolt against the Establishment before it became a moral imperative to support Davosian globalist oligarchs and neocon warmongers.

Case in point: the resignation of national security advisor Mike Flynn from Trump’s Cabinet. I won’t get into the thickets here concerning the events leading up to Flynn’s departure (it isn’t nearly as scandalous as the FakeNews media would have you to believe), but suffice to say the Left is very happy that their new Master, the invade-the-world, invite-the-world Deep State, has claimed a Trump Administration scalp.

anonymous over at Sailer’s explains the Deep State connection to the effort to oust Flynn:

Jack D: He made Pence look like a fool by lying to him repeatedly. Trump would have forgiven him for the rest but you don’t make someone above you in the hierarchy look like a fool. Trump owes one to Pence who really stuck with him during the campaign and I’m sure Pence was the one who wanted Flynn out.

Bullshit.

Pence is a mediocre intellect neocon who wants war with Russia. He said so in the debates. He was a mediocre radio talk show before going into politics.

Of course it was all bullshit and Flynn never made reference to sanctions just improved relations. Russian Strategic Rocket Forces had gone to DEFCON-2 and were moving toward DEFCON-1. Flynn knew this and needed to deescalate as NSA designee.

With Flynn’s resignation Deep State won. Trump and the outsiders lost. Big time. Deep State HAD to take out Flynn because he was inside the belly of the Deep State as head of DIA and knew their m.o. They fabricated and lied and pushed the narrative and won. Major loss for realists. So, first we have the federal judiciary controlling our immigration policy and now we have Deep State controlling foreign policy and making the world safe for Davos.

And I can’t believe Trump caved. It will only get ten times worse for him now.

I agree with both anonymous and Jack D. Trump’s “cave” (perceptions matter when you aren’t controlling the leftoid media megaphone) will make his Presidency more difficult. You give a shitlib an inch, they’ll take a mile. That is the nature of r-selected critters.

But Jack D is also right that Trump genuinely admires Pence and probably felt he had to do him a solid on this issue, if it’s true that Flynn dissembled to Pence and jeopardized Pence’s integrity, (even if the matter on which Flynn dissembled is in the grand scheme the smallest of potatoes). I think Trump may come out ahead in the long run if Flynn’s resignation establishes an anti-Deep State precedent that Trump will tolerate no lying in his Cabinet, and firings are a real threat for anti-Trump subversives.

But the moral of the story is the Left’s total and complete alignment with the GloboHomo Axis of Weasel’s project to deracinate Western nations and replace them with chaotic, socially disemboweled market bazaars selling cheap Chinese-made trinkets and zika-laced tacos.

The leftoid equalist rebels will gladly subsume their directives to the Deep State if it means a continuation of open borders and the rest of the anti-White globalist agenda. It always comes back to anti-White posturing. Always. Shitlibs will rationalize any putrid alliance as long as their precious anti-White “social justice” isn’t hindered.

The real revolutionaries now are on the Maul-Right; we fight a crooked Establishment that includes, but is not limited to, the media, the government bureaucracy, the Deep State, the Democrats, the Republicans, academia, the judiciary, the entertainment propaganda machine, the Left, the Russophobic neocons, the Mexican squatters, the cucked Anglosphere, the Soros saboteurs, the SJW social media censors, and the street theater antifa perception manipulators and demoralization agents.

We are David versus the Goliath Left. If only the Left had the decency to recognize which side of that battle they represent.

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PS Vox Day presents disturbing circumstantial evidence that Flynn was taken out by the Deep State for his commitment to investigating PizzaGate (ie, the allegations that a kiddie sex ring operation that caters to powerful politicos is run out of Comet Ping Pong in DC).

PPS Hillary Clinton is a nasty cunt, isn’t she?

Valentine’s Day In The Era Of The Perpetually Single Lady

Reader tomjones copypastas a plaintive cry for attention from a single lady on Valentine’s Day.

It’s valentines tomorrow . This is the first valentine being single so I thought I am sure there are other singles too . If anyone wants to meet for coffee and just talk about life and things message me.
Please include ur info when u messge

The above paragraph is a lady on craigslist. Discuss….

More American women than ever are single well into their 20s and 30s. V Day used to be a time for couples to rejoice in their love, but the corporate holiday has had to bend to the new reality of pump and dumps, flings, the extended cock carousel ride, delayed marriage, and late in life marriage. So V Day has morphed into a convenient, plausibly deniable excuse for these future cat ladies to crassly advertise themselves in the hope they’ll get banged out by cads or showered with sexless sympathy feelz by gullible white knight betas all too willing to drop a bennie on expensive cocktails so that they can trudge homeward with full aching balls after doing their last ditch V-date duty and cheering up a studio apartment slut who’s experiencing a bout of regret and timetable disorientation in between cock hops.

Trump Negs Justine Truvada

Recall the definition of the Game technique known as the neg — a backhanded compliment which has the purpose of jarring a high mate value girl’s self-esteem — as you read this Tweet by President Trump to Justine Truvada, Canada’s Prime Menstruator.

Today I will meet with Canadian PM Trudeau and a group of leading business women to discuss women in the workforce. https://t.co/bFAHPRXHdP

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 13, 2017

That was a subtle neg slipped like a rhetorical shiv right between Truvada’s ovaries.

I could get used to Trumperica.

Trump is a manspreader. Truvada is, well, skeered of his raisinettes. Truvada clasps his hands very close to his vagina, a clear defensive tic….the man is an emasculated product of the gynecracy to our north known as Tumblr: the Country. I’d rather have Russia as an ally and Canada as an enemy. At least Russian leaders don’t make me throw up with disgust.