A Fool And His Money

A rich man traded in his old wife for a less old pole dancer. Burned by the $7 million bonanza payout to his ex-wife, the man drew up a pre-nuptial agreement with his stripper girlfriend before marrying her. He married [the stripper] Ms Stelzer in October 2005, but not before a pre-nuptial agreement was signed, […]

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Unethical Places To Pick Up Girls

You can fast-track your cad career by being smarter about the locations of your target acquisition. But this may require going above and beyond the call of decency. 1. Abortion clinics What better (or faster) way to look like a protector of loved ones than to strike a pose at an abortion clinic waiting room, […]

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Alpha Assessment: Jerkboy Charisma Game

Reader Knowbody passes along the following textinage, my latest text game…employing short, direct, asshole-like replies. Guys, 6 months ago I woulda never dreamed of talking like this to females. Have CH and the manosphere/game community to thank for showing the light. [ed: go forth, child of CH, and spread the Poon Word] All my texts […]

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Every CH Text Game Tactic Used On One Girl At Once

A reader exploited the collected wisdom of Chateau Heartiste text game techniques and unloaded it all on one unsuspecting girl. Hilarity ensued. (The dude’s replies are in blue. Also, note the time stamps for even more yuks.) After you’re done stitching up your split sides, take a moment to reflect on the two lessons offered […]

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Reader Mailbag: A Mighty Fuck Given Edition

What do you do when what you thought was a sure thing decides to play the game for keeps? A reader bemoans, I fucked up. HB5.5 in my residency program wanted to fuck during orientation (last year). I brushed it off. However, I didn’t realize that this is fucking SF and the girls here are […]

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A Beta Orbiter Gets The Green Light?

A teenage reader who writes coherently for his age (sensitive beta male alert) wants to know how to deal with a girl “””friend””” he has been orbiting for three years who recently has expressed an overt sexual interest in him. I am 19 and have a very tricky situation with a girl who has had […]

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The Settling Order Of Men With Limited Options

How do men with constrained options choose which women deserve their commitment and emotional and resource treasure? There’s a hierarchy to the order of settling for Men Without Options (M-WOs) and Men With Limited Options (M-LOs), but before we get to that, we need to clarify our premises so that we can better understand the […]

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The Myth Of The Indiscriminate Alpha Male

Some readers took yesterday’s post as an opportunity to grind an axe about the supposed fact of alpha males rutting with undesirable females. Puzzlingly, a few readers credulously assumed the factual basis of the featured BDF’s (Bitter, Delusional Fattie) proof-free assertions that she has spread for the seraph rods of “Adonises” of “wealth and success” […]

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Female Infidelity Red Flags

The corn&porn arm of the MSM is catching up with CH teachings. A woman has written an article about female infidelity warning signs, (supposedly culled from women who have cheated on their partners), and the information sounds suspiciously similar to earlier Chateau Heartiste red flags for women who are high infidelity risks. For instance: MSM […]

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Feminist Fallacy #3: “I use men for sex”

Girls (mostly feminists with a battle-axe to grind) who say they just use jerks for sex and don’t want them for long-term relationships are lying out of their asses. Nine times out of ten, it’s the jerk who doesn’t want to pursue a relationship with the smitten dear who then tells herself afterward she was […]

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